02x12 - Happy Twelve-iversary

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "OddTube". Aired: November 25, 2014.*
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02x12 - Happy Twelve-iversary

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- OddTube

- Will

- Start

- Now!

[trumpet squeaking]

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube

♪ OddTube

- Greetings, ye odd balls!

I am Orla of the Odd Squad Mobile Unit.

And this is my th video.

Let the celebration begin!

[hoot]

But first, a word from our sponsor.

OddTube is brought to you by One Dollar.

You can make one dollar with four quarters,

ten dimes, twenty nickels,

or even pennies.

There are many fun ways to add up to a dollar.

Since this is my th video,

I wanted to do something

extra special for ye odd balls!

First, I thought of showing you some

van secrets, secrets of the van.

But I already did that in episode two.

Then I thought, perhaps we could

journey to New York City together

and search for odd cases

like floating heads.

[clears throat]

- You actually already did that

in the episode where you helped out my brother.

- Oh, right!

- Why don't you do a special interview

for your th video?

- Good idea, floating head!

I will restore your body at once.

- Ah, ah, no rush.

[laughing] This is actually kind of fun.

Woo!

- A special interview would be great.

But how can I top my interview with the Big O?

Who out there is as unique,

as brave,

as mysterious as she?

[rumbling]

Wait, I know!

It is thy, Orla

your noble host!

After all these episodes,

I forgot to tell you about myself.

So I have asked my fellow awesome crew members

to be the question askers this time.

Starting with Omar.

- Hey, Orla!

How long have you been working at Odd Squad?

- years, six months, days, hours,

two minutes and seconds.

- Wow.

- Next up, Oswald.

- What's your favorite color?

- Harashigan!

It is extinct now.

Next up, Opal.

- What was the hardest case you ever solved?

- I once found a needle in a haystack.

His name was Charles.

- What's your favorite drink?

- This red pepper flavored juice.

- [Omar] Orla, that's not juice, that's hot sauce.

- It feels room temperature to me.

- What?

- What was your favorite day?

- The day I met all of you.

- [All] Aw!

- What was your favorite memory for making OddTube?

- I--

I do not know.

I loved making these videos so much

that I cannot choose only one memory.

- Well, you don't have to.

Because we made you this present.

[beep]

[piano music]

♪ We had the oddest time

♪ But this is not goodbye

♪ We'll be odd again

♪ The past was strange

♪ And the future will be weird, my friend ♪

♪ I've got an odd feeling

♪ We'll be odd again

♪ I've got an odd feeling

♪ We'll be odd again

- Well, what did you think?

- Permission to ask you a question.

[piano music]

May I have a hug?

[car horn honking]

Thank you for watching my videos, ye odd balls.

It was an honor to be your host.

Until next time!

- [All] Keep on keeping on!

[uplifting music]
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