02x36 - Jelly Aches

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- Oh, morning everybody!

You guys notice anything... awesome?

- (BIG GASPS)

All: Is that a Blaster Cow backpack?!

- Yep. My mom bought it for me

because I stopped eating the Christmas decorations.

- I love you, Blaster Cow.

- Uh... what's a Blaster Cow?

- She's the greatest superhero EVER!

♪ It's Blaster Cow, Blaster Cow, ♪

(Roars)

♪ Evil intolerant, ♪

♪ Won't skim on the justice ♪

♪ Who pasturizes the bad guys ♪

♪ BLASTER COWWWWWW! ♪

MOOOOOO!

- Wow. They are REALLY

running out of superhero ideas.

(Zombie like groaning) - Ew, look at all that drool!

- Uh-oh, Chef-dude.

It's happening again.

- (Groans)

Whenever a kid shows up with a cool new thing

the others get... jelly.

As in jeal-ous-y.

Except Jude. He's cool as a cucumber.

But the others? It's like a little green monster

takes over their brains!

- (Poof) Hey, there, Red.

I'm Gazunga, the invisible jealousy troll.

What's your pleasure?

- (Groans)

(Heavenly music plays)

- Holy cow, am I right? It could be yours!

(Zaps)

- (Cackles)

Oh, Ow-ennnnn.

How 'bout I try it on...

just for a sec?

- Uh... maybe later?

- HAND IT OVER!

- (Scared gasp)

(Jumping thuds)

- Okay, that's a timeout.

- (Groans)

Gazunga: (Laughs) That was hysterical!

These kids are so easy to make jealous.

I think I'll stick around.

- (Mischievous giggle)

Harold: Check it out!

I got the new X-Foot, Highlight Reel Pros.

- That sneaker head thinks he's so cool

wearing shoes that light up.

Whatchya gonna do about it? (Zaps)

- Wow, Harold! Those shoes are so hot?

Better cool 'em off.

- (Zapping) They're not wwwaterrrpprrrooff!

Shoes that don't light up?

What good are they now?! (Crying)

- Timeout for you, too, Wrecky McTwoShoes.

- Perfect dismount. As usual.

- Oh yeah? Well...

watch this!

(Groaning)

- Ew, Beth!

- Wait, wait, wait,

don't you like to win at... everything?

Well, nose picking counts too. (Zaps)

Booger digging competition... GO!

- You gonna take that?!

(Zaps) Dig harder!

Dig deeper!

HAHAHAHA!

GET YOUR BOOGIE ON!

- Anyone have a measuring tape?

- What is with you kids today?

- (Laughs) Okay, who's next?

- Jude! Look how high I can go!

- Heh. Too easy.

(Poof) What are you? Afraid of heights?

Get on the other swing and show her how high you can go!

- Dude, you're crushin' it!

- Wha? I musta missed. (Zaps)

- Wayda swing for the fences, Izz! Later.

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(Zapping)

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(Angry groan)

- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

- Who keeps talking?

- Oh right, I'm invisible.

(Zaps) That's better.

HEY! ARE YOU NOT JELLY?!

- Whoa! Actually I'm Jude.

Good guess though, little dude.

- Grr. I'm not asking if your name is jelly

I'm asking why you don't feel jealousy!

(Sighs) Look, I'm a jealousy troll.

Gazunga's the name and makin' people jelly's my game.

- Cool.

- WHY AREN'T YOU EVER JEALOUS?!

- I can explain, troll-dude,

but it's a long story.

You see, I can't feel jealously because...

it's not my thing?

- Wait, is... is that it? - Yep.

Guess the story was shorter than I thought.

The Judester's all about being his best self.

You should try it.

- I am! By making people jealous!

And you're ruining it! - Sorry, brah.

I'm just not the jelly type.

- Not the jelly "TYPE", huh?

Challenge accepted.

- Dude! I call this skater tottering.

(Wheels rasp)

- So that's how you have fun

when you're alone on a teeter totter.

- Skateboarding, eh?

For the tough ones, sometimes you gotta make it personal.

Usually, boosting a wand's power with jelly gems

is against union rules,

but this is a jellymergency! (Zaps)

- Hey Jude! You think you can thrash?

Well, watch this!

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Co-pilot: Uh, here's your extra hot coffee, Captain.

(Bang, coffee spills) Captain: AAAAAAAHHHHH!

(Hard landing thud)

- Ta. Da.

- Nailed it.

- Duuuuuude... - Here it comes...

- That. Was. Awesome!

- WHAT?!?

- We can be board buddies! (Zaps)

- Grrrrr. He's unjellying my jellies!

- Good ol' toque.

Wouldn't be the same without ya, pal.

- Behold our superior toques.

- So warm.

- So... toquey.

- Sweet lids, dudes!

Toque-bros!

(Zaps) All: (Cheering) Toque-bros!

- Toque-bros? That's not even a thing!

(Phone rings) Who is it?

H-Head Office?

Yes, I know I'm behind on my jealousy quota

for the day.

(Shouting though the phone) Okay, okay, I'm on it!

- Dude. I notice you like to take your time saying duuuuude.

- Duuuude! I sure do, duuuuude.

It's kinda my whole thing!

- Then let's both say dude together.

- You're on, duuuude!

(in unison) , , ,

(inhale) Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

(Squirrel whimpers)

uuuuuuuuuuuude.

- Whoa. Great dude, dude!

(Zaps)

- THAT DOES IT! You GOTTA be jelly!

You're fakin' this zen routine just to mess with me!

Aren't you!

- But why would I get jelly of my pals

when I could be happy for 'em instead?

- (Sarcastic) Oh! What a lovely sentiment!

You must be so proud of yourself.

Well, I hope you got some peanut butter, kid,

cuz it's time for a JELLY STORM!

(Zapping) (Thunder booms)

- W-What's going on?

(Zapped, poof) Whoa, I have a jetpack!?

Duncan: Not for long, you don't!

Harold: Ahhhhh!

Ahhhh! (Landing crash)

(Zapped) - Check it out!

My hair's made out of cotton candy!

(Owen giggles)

OOOhhh yeah!

- (Screams) - Yeahhh!

(Zapped) - Hey, everyone!

I don't need a Blaster Cow backpack anymore...

because I have my own BLASTER COW!

- Gimme-gimme! Gimme-gimme! Gimme-gimme! It's mine!

- She's mine!

(Blasting)

- That's it! You kids... and that cow...

are ALL getting timeouts--

(Tires screech, crash)

Cody, stop driving through the walls!

(Zapped)

And give me a turn! - Ahhhh!

- WOOOO HOOOOO! (Crash)

- Gimme-gimme! Gimme-gimme! - Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

- (Sighs) What a mess.

If only Gazunga knew how bad jealousy feels.

I bet she'd stop all this.

But how do you make a Jelly Troll jealous?

(Phone rings, yelling) - WHAT?!?

YOU WANNA SEND JEREMY TO HELP!?

BUT I'VE FINALLY GOT THIS KID ON THE ROPES!

AND JEREMY'S HALF THE TROLL I AM! URGH!

(Beeps off) - Hmm.

There are other jelly trolls? That could work.

But I'm still gonna need help.

- Help?! I WANNA HELP! Why not ME?!

PICK ME, JUDE! Pick me-me-me-me-me--

- Uhhh, sure! - YAY!

- Okay, here's what I need you to do...

- Now where is that little duuuude.

This time I'm definitely gonna get him shook

like a bowl full of-- - JELLYYYY!

- Huh?! - I'M JELLY TO THE MAX!

AHHH!

- What's going on here?!

Who sent another jealousy troll?!

This is MY turf and--wait.

Jude, are you... actually jealous?!

- Totally, dude!

I'm jealous of everyone!

Even this guy!

- No. It can't be.

I was supposed to make you jealous!

(Stomach growls) Ugh, what is going on in my guts?

It feels so icky and burny.

- That's jealousy, dude!

And now you know how it feels.

- WAIT... did you say I'm feeling...

j-jealous?!

- Yep. Now you see why it's wrong to--

- YOU FOOL!

You're never supposed to make a jelly troll jealous!

You-you... (SCREAMS)

(Splat)

- Uhhh... oops?

Chef: ...and after your record, two week timeout,

you are ALL banned from bringing anything cool

to school ever again!

- Two weeks and no more cool stuff?

But we already learned our lesson!

- Totally! You dudes are doing great since Gazunga...

exploded.

I mean, nobody's even mentioned Beth's cool new braces.

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All: WOW!

- Hi, I'm Jeremy Jellyberg, your new invisible jelly troll.

All: Let me see those braces! Put 'em in my mouth!

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