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(Shovel rasps)
(Thuds)
(Door bangs, carpet rolls) - Vroom! Huh? Oof!
Help! Help!
(Camera clicks)
- What's going on with Sugar?
(Camera clicks)
- Ugh! Dumb carpet lump!
Messing up my- ugh-- big entrance!
Harold: Oh! Ah! Ah! Oh!
(Bones cr*ck) - There!
- What do you think you're doing?
- Why thank you so much for asking, Gwen!
I'm super excited to be here!
And it's just wonderful to see
so many fans have turned out.
- (Slurping) - Ugh!
I can already tell I'm gonna hate this episode.
- Sugar, am I a cuckoo cocoa-bonk
or are you more famous than usual today?
- Oh poop, I was hopin' you all wouldn't notice.
But, yes, over the weekend,
I starred in a TV commercial.
No big deal!
I'm sure you guys did stuff, too.
- Heck, yeah! I picked up a dead worm with a stick!
- Ew! - Nice!
- Then what happened? - Grrrr!
- I put it in my mom's purse.
Then at the grocery store, when she reached for her--
aaah! - Did I not make myself clear?!
I'm gonna be on TV!
Worship me!
- But Sugar, I thought you said it was no big deal.
- I lied! It's the hugest deal ever!
- I love commercials.
That's how I found my favourite new ice cream flavour,
Uncooked Pork Swirl!
- Can you show us your commercial?
- (Sighs) It's in post-production.
That's industry speak for not ready yet.
But I can sign autographs!
There! Don't wash that off,
and you might actually be worth something some day.
- Why would I wash my face? (Laughs)
Ah, you're funny.
- Good, don't, 'cause I'm gonna be famous!
I can see it now...
first, this commercial goes national,
and makes me a star.
Then I pack up all my clothes,
and take a long journey to Hollywood.
Land a role on a TV series as the beautiful neighbour,
win a wagon full of awards,
(Cameras click)
Release a country ♪ Album! ♪
Take on a social cause I don't actually care about.
(Cameras click)
Then sell out, and do a superhero movie.
- (Roars)
(Whimpers)
And hire all you guys to be servants in my mansion.
Boom!
♪ I'm gonna be famous! ♪
Chef: Okay, guys,
can we all gather in the art area, please?
Guys? Come on, now. Kids? Hello?
- Get your butts over to the art zone now,
so I can brighten your pointless lives!
Without further ado...
Ta-dah! That there's the paycheque from the company
that hired me to be the face of their brand.
- You're not gonna cash the cheque?
- Well, I don't need it, I'll be famous soon.
I am money.
Now Chef can show future classes this display
as proof that not everyone who went here
was a complete fail.
- Aw, isn't that nice of Sugar?
She didn't even point at Cody when she said that!
- Hmm, something about this company's name
sounds familiar... "SquirsheyHertz Incorporated."
- Wait! Don't they make that soda that stops
expl*sive diarrhea?
- The soda that what?
- Sugar's the new face of Diarrhea?
(All laugh)
- But-but it didn't seem like a diarrhea commercial!
Man: Action! - Uh-oh, Trotsie,
(Stomach gurgles) Storm's a brewin'!
Back to the ranch, quick!
(Whinnies, hooves thud)
- Oh no! Now I see it!
I gotta get them to take me out of that commercial
before it's too late! (All laugh)
Man: I'm sorry, Sugar.
I can't take you out of the commercial.
You're the best spokesperson we've ever had!
- Yes, yes yes, I'm very talented, but please!
- Talented and relatable!
Ah, you see, everyone gets diarrhea.
It's a fact of life.
But you, ho-ho!
You look like someone who has diarrhea right now!
- Uh...
- Look, I'm sorry, Sugar, but you're simply irreplaceable.
- But--
- Soon you'll be the most famous little girl
in the whole country!
- For having diarrhea!
- Yes, and then not having diarrhea.
- How'd it go?
Did they agree to cut you out of the commercial?
- (Sighs) No!
Mr. SquirsheyHertz said my acting was too good.
Curse my irrepressible talent!
- Ugh! - (Sobs)
This is horrible.
(Wails, sobs)
- Huddle it up, guys!
- Wow, either Sugar's really torn up about this,
or her acting is great.
- I think those tears are real.
- Can we try to help her?
- Sugar, we were just talking, and...
- Yes?
- despite this being literally the funniest thing ever...
- Yes?!
- (Sighs) we're gonna help you out.
- (Gasps) Thank you! You guys are the best!
So what's the plan?
- Well, if you don't want to be recognized as the girl
with the poops, maybe you could live the rest of your life
in a Bigfoot disguise. - Actually, that could work.
I mean, if anyone can pull off that kind of acting, it's me.
(Roars)
- There it is!
- Aaaah!
- Unfortunately, some disguises
cause more problems than they solve.
- Okay, who's got another idea?
- What if we gave everyone diarrhea,
so you don't feel singled out?
Circus Burgers here, get your yummy Circus Burgers!
Harold: You'd end up in food jail.
- And?
- Hey, what if we make having diarrhea cool?
(Toilet flushes)
(Stomach gurgles)
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Harold: These are all terrible ideas!
Oh! The only way to really help Sugar
is to storm the TV station to stop them from airing
her commercial during tonight's big game!
- You guys would do that for me?
- I'm in! - Sure!
- Hah! As if I'd miss out on a Class C Felony.
- I'm in, too! I've just gotta hit the bathroom first.
- Sorry, Cody, no time.
- Okey-dokey! I'll hold it.
Harold: So as you see from the blueprint,
Beth, you're in charge of comms.
- -, Rubber Duckie!
- Duncan, we'll need distraction fireworks
here, here and here. - Done.
- Then, while Cody wrestles the Control Room crew
into submission--
- My mom watches "Young and the Wrestling" every day!
- I'll hack the mainframe
so Sugar can grab the tape of her commercial,
and we're out.
- Great plan, Harold! - Thanks.
MacArthur: What about the security guards?
- They're usually way too out of shape
to do anything-- (Gasps)
- You kids probably should've figured out
a better place to go over the plan
for your little heist, huh? - Ruuuuun!
- No! Don't go down that hallway!
Ohhh! This all-donut-diet was a mistake.
(Chomps) Hold up, kids.
Epic chase comin' up.
(Video game beeps and pings)
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Singer: ♪ For... ♪
♪ thee! ♪
- Oh no!
All: (Panting) - We gotta hurry,
the big game is about to start!
Cody, get in there and wrestle that guy
into submission! - Sure thing, Sugar.
I just gotta make a quick pit stop.
That ice cream really didn't hit right.
- Quit fooling around, Cody! This is important!
(Stomach rumbles) - Oh, right. Ooh!
I'm on it. Ohh!
Uh, hey, man.
Be cool, okay?
I'm just here to...
poop!
- Aaah! (Door slams)
- Well that was easy. (Thud)
(Kids scream) - Ooh, boy! That didn't help.
- Okay, come on out of there, kids.
You had your fun,
but the big game is our most important
night of the year!
- We know, and unless Mr. SquirsheyHertz agrees
to take me outta his big halftime commercial,
We're cutting the feed.
(All gasp)
- Um, Sugar, cutting the game would be like,
a really big deal.
Yeah! And so is diarrhea, Harold!
- (Groans) Yup.
Very true. (Stomach gurgles) Ohhh!
- Okay, okay! I'll contact Mr. SquirsheyHertz.
(Helicopter whirs)
- Ugh. Where is he?! It's nearly halftime, and--
- Sugar! - Aaaah!
- Ohh, this is gonna be ugly.
(Stomach rumbles) - What's this all about?
- Now, agree to take me out of your commercial
or we're pulling the plug on your big game!
- But Sugar--
- Mister, we get that you wanna sell your weird new soda,
but isn't it unfair to make Sugar "diarrhea famous"
if she doesn't wanna be?
- Yeah! It's not Sugar's fault that she looks like
she's always gotta poop!
- And sure, she might be a mean, bragging, loudmouth
diva-saurus, but she's our mean,
bragging, loudmouth diva saurus.
Harold and Beth: Yeah!
- Aw! You guys!
- This friendship, it's so beautiful,
you got old SquirsheyHertz all choked up over here.
But there's just no way you know, I could find
a replacement as natural as Sugar.
I mean, she just oozes panic.
- (Stomach gurgles loudly)
- It's the weak, trembling knees!
The pale, clammy face!
- (Stomach gurgles)
- She's a one in a million.
- I can't take it anymore!
I gotta go potty right now!
(Crashes)
- Sugar, you're fired. I need a camera and lights!
And somebody put that boy on a horse!
(Brakes screech) (Paper rustles)
Gwen: Weird how Cody took your spot in that commercial
and nothing bad happened to him, huh?
- Cody is a talentless, wannabe hack!
- Aw, don't be such a party...
pooper.
- (Muffled screams)
(Long shrill scream)
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03x44 - Oozing Talent
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.