03x48 - The Doomed Ballooned Marooned

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Chef: ♪ Birthday! Birthday! Birthday! ♪

♪ Birthday! Birthday! Birthday! ♪

♪ Birthday! Birthday! Birthday! ♪

(Airhorn blares)

It's my BIRTHDAY!

And I'm throwing me the best surprise party EVER!

- Last year my parents surprised me,

By remembering it was my birthday.

- Your stories are sad. I like that.

- Okay-okay-okay, back to me!

I got a cake, party games, decorations--

(Hushed) I even got balloons.

- You're such a child.

- Just keep the balloons on your shushy-shushy secret list.

- Why would balloons be a secret?

- Well, there may have been a teency weency incident

a few years back.

But I assure you that plays no further role in this episode,

in any way!

- Oooo.. I love foreshadowing!

- So you kids ready to throw me a surprise party?!

- But Chef, haven't you ruined the surprise

by knowing about it?

- Nope, cause I'm gonna smash my head into the filing cabinet

so I won't remember this conversation.

- Smart! - NOT smart!

(Airhorn blares) - CONTEST ALERT!!!

Whoever comes up with the best surprise gift for yours truly,

gets to do whatever they want at school for an entire month.

Can I set off fireworks in your pants?

- Yep, IF you win, you can.

- I can become an octopus?

- Well, I don't-how would-- Yes.

- WOOHOOO!! Haha-Haha!

- And what if I WIN?

Do you promise to let me learn?

- When have I ever stopped you from learning?

- If "x" to the exponent two, plus seven, equals--

- (Slap, laughs) NERD!!!

(Chuckles) Yeah, I did do that.

But, yes, if you win I'll let you learn.

I'll even help.

- Ohhhhhh, I doubt that.

Now, once you've wrapped your gifts,

place 'em on the table in the yard.

Best surprise wins!

- I don't do surprises.

- That's not surprising at all. - See.

- Well, then little miss sunshine,

if you don't do surprises,

you're in charge of decorating the table.

- (Sighs) Fiiine.

- I want balloons.

Lots of balloons!

(Airhorn blares) LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

WOOHOOOOO!!

- Worst day ever.

(Air hisses) - Well, I think that's enough.

- (Gasps) More balloons!

More! MORE! MORE!

- (Groans, air hisses)

Time to close my eyes and make a wish!

Make this wish count Chef...

(Air hisses)

Uh-oh.

♪ Da da ♪

- Aw crud!

- Oh, I thought of a good wish!

(Deep inhale, blows)

HUH?!

- A little help...? - Ahh! Gwen!

Throw down my presents!

Kids! We have to save-- KIIIIIIDS?!

(Crickets chirp)

KIIIIIIDS?! KIIIIIIDS?!

KIIIIIIDS?!

OH NO. THEY'RE GOOOONE!

All I wished for were lots of presents

and a quiet day at school.

I didn't want the kids to disappear!

I didn't think it would come true either.

(Sighs) I'm in trouble.

- And this is why I hate birthday parties.

Ugh. Maybe there'll be something useful

in one of these presents.

- SURRRRRRPRRRRISEE! - Ahh!

All: SURRRPPRRISE!!!

- Nope. Nothing useful in the presents.

- I can't believe you all stole my brilliant idea

of being the gift!

- It's fair to assume the smartest person

thought of it first. - Thank you, Courtney, I did.

- If I were immature, I'd reply to that with a fart noise.

Owen: (Farts) - Thank you, Owen.

- You're welcome!

I wasn't paying attention, why is she thanking me?

- HEY! Has anyone noticed we're floating in the sky?!

(Music sting)

This isn't an emergency,

But does anyone have my backup pants?

- If we pop the balloons one at a time

we should descend in an orderly fashion.

- Great idea.

If we weren't hovering over shark infested waters.

- (Gulps) So does anyone have my back up pants?

Bit of an emergency.

- Well, now whaddowee do?

- (Gasps) I have an idea.

- And how is this supposed to help?

- I fink beb-ber wif cake in ma mouf.

- Cake is NOT brain food.

- Is SO! When I eat it; instead of swallowing down,

I swallow up.

- Izzy, that's not even possible!

- GUYYYYYS?! PLAAAAAAAAAAANE!!

(Plane engine roars)

(Balloons pop) All: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Landing crash)

All: (Pained groans)

- I can't believe we all survived that.

- In a word: disappointing.

- HELLLLLLOOOOOO??!!

- This island's small, so it's probably deserted.

- (Slurps) Mmmmm. Deserted.

Bobby: HI THERE! All: Ahh!

- I wasn't expecting visitors today.

Come to think of it, I never am.

I'm Bobby, welcome to my island.

- You live here all alone?

- (Crazy laughter) Of course not!

Imagine, living here all alone.

(Shudders) I'd have gone looney-balloony by now.

- Great. Maybe you and your friends

can tell us where we are exactly,

so we can find our way home.

- My friends and I do love to help!

We were just about to eat. C'mon.

- Ooo! Outta my way! Move!

I'm coming Bobbyyyyyy!

- This is bad. VERY bad.

Parents will be here for pick-up soon.

When I tell 'em one kid flew off on a table,

and I wished all the others away,

there's no chance they'll give me birthday presents!

I need a plan!

This is Kabir, Brian, Marsha, Kass,

Oliver, Frida, Petey,

and my BBFF, Sanjay.

- Nice to meet all of you.

- Since we have guests,

I'll be serving the good coconuts today.

I'll be right back with my special

"Coco a la Bobby." (Crazy laughter)

- He seems normal. - He really doesn't.

And if we're trapped on this island too long

we'll ALL end up Coco a la Bobby.

But I know how to get us outta here.

- Whoa-Whoa-Whoa. You mean after we eat, right?

- Close your face hole!

Gwen, what's the plan. Izzy: (Laughs)

You are hilarious Kass!

Is that short for Kassidy? (Giggles) I knew It!

Wow. Did we just become best friends?!

Izzy, you're talking to a- (Sighs) Meh.

My plan: Add Bobby's balloon "friends"

to what's left of our balloons.

It might be enough to get our table back into the air!

- Great idea, Gwen, but how can we take the balloons

without Bobby noticing?

- I could see if he wants to play name that food fart.

- What?

What you do is ya eat something, then fart,

and the people smelling it have to guess what you ate.

- EEEWWW! NO!

STOP TALKING!

We want to distract, not scar him for life.

- I can distract him with a super wedge like this.

- Duncan's not wrong, this is extremely distracting.

But once we're in the sky how do we get down?

We just pop the balloons one by one and--

- HEY! I will not let you harm these balloons.

They're Bobby's friends! And they're my friends too!

- Give me those balloons. - AHHHH!

We need those balloons if we're gonna get back home.

(Sighs) Okay. Let's go.

New plan. As long as I pretend everything's normal,

the parents will never suspect a thing.

I'm so glad you're back kids.

- BOBBY! BOBBY! - Oh hi Izzy.

Are my friends showing you around the island?

Where's the rest of your g*ng? - No time for yip-yaps!

Gwen wants to tie your friends to our table and fly back home!

So I grabbed them and ran-- I RAN!

That plan makes no sense.

Balloons only go UP!

So, unless Gwen wants to live on the moon...

You don't get it, Bobby!

Once we're close to home,

Gwen wants to... (Sobs)

POP THE BALLOONS! (Crying softly)

Eeeeheee!!!

Gwen: IZZZZZEEE?!

- (Gasp) They're here! Quick, we need to hide.

They'll never see us here.

- Oh no, wherever could they be?

- I think they're right-- - We will never find them!

- But the balloons are-- - GONE. Yes Owen, I know!

Now those balloons are--

MINE!

- NOOOOOOOO! - BALLOON POPPER!

- Please, I'll do anything, just leave me my balloons.

They're the only friends I have on this island.

Bobby, we aren't going to leave you here.

You're coming with us. - What?! I mean...

(Exhales) Suuure.

That was...always... my plan.

- So whaddya say, Bobby? Ready to go Hhome?

Only if you promise you won't pop any of my friends.

No deal! The only way we can land is if we--

- DEAL! We won't pop any balloons.

- Really? - You promise?

- I promise.

I see it! We're here!

(Giggles) We made it!

All: (Cheer)

- It's time, Bobby. You ready?

- As I'll ever be. Goodbye Kabir.

Adios, Brian. Be free, Marsha.

Safe Travels, Kass. So long, Oliver.

Peace out, Petey.

(Whooshing softly through air)

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- Ohhhhh, this is creeeepy.

Chef: Kiiiids, it's snack time.

KIIIIDS?!!

- We floated away but now we're back.

- I'm so happy you're all safe!

But, uh, where are all my presents?!

- BOBBY? - CHEF?

- YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?!

- WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA.

Bobby was the previous "balloon incident"?!

- Ughhh-heh.

- Have you let a lot of kids float away like this?

- I don't know!

Is a lot? All: YES!!!

- You kids are being super judgy right now.

Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever see you again.

- Does that mean I just won

the "best surprise" contest?

- Yeahhh. I guess you did.

So, you get to do whatever you want this month.

Are you sure this is what you want?

More than anything in the world.

- This is the worst birthday everrr!

- Su-priiiiise!

Chef: (Crying) ♪ Ta ta ta ♪

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