03x20 - The Lost Cargo of Kit Cloudkicker!

[bunniefuu]

[Don Karnage on radio] Prepare to be
boarded by the corsair of the air, the...

Sorry Dan, gonna have
to call you back.

I'm a little busy at the moment.

[Don Karnage]
You know my name is not Dan!

It is I, Don Karnage,
who is keeping you busy!

Ha-ha don't worry.
Hire for Higher guarantees

to get you there in one piece
or your money back.

[chicken clucks]

[goat bleats]

Ah, Kit Cloudkicker.

What do I have the pleasure

of stealing from you today?

[rolls window down]
I'm sorry, what's that?

I missed your cool
speech, I think!

Can you get closer
and do it again

- from the beginning, word for word?
- Ugh! I said...

Buckle up! I haven't done
this since the good old days.

But, I'm sure
it'll work just as well

-with a giant
cargo plane, right?
-[Chicken cluck]

Prepare to be boarded!

Spin it!

[sky pirates] Whoa, whoa!

[chickens cloaking]

[goat bleats]

I will get you
for this, Cloudkicker!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
I cannot believe that worked!

Who's the terrible pilot
now, everyone?

- [electrical discharge]
- Huh?!

[cloaking, bleating and growls]

Ahh! Get it out! Get it out!

Get it out! Get it out!
Get it out! Get it out!

[growling]

Oh... My bad.

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[Della]
Ahh! I'm so proud of you!

My boy, flying solo!

Huey, isn't he doing
a great job?

Yup. So far.

Yeah, yeah, I'm great, I know.

So, where's the button
that activates

all the death defying tricks?

Gonna do my super-special
loop-dew-loop.

Sweetie, this is super special!

You're keeping a plane
this size steady

with all that wind resistance.

I mean, look at this!

[caws]

Yeah! Just keep it steady.

Ugh. Anybody could do that.

I feel like I've "just kept it
steady" for hours!

It's been an hour. One!

Yeah, one hour
of ordinary stuff,
like an ordinary pilot.

Which means I'm over-dew...
for something incredible.

I could be like [plane sounds],

and everyone would be all
"Did he just Dewey that?!"

Maybe you should focus
on flying safely

instead of "Deweying it".

Maybe you should focus
on a book or... something.

Already am!
The next Missing Mystery is
"The Stone of What Was".

A relic with mysterious
properties.

Finch's journal cryptically
claims of the Stone,

"What was once two,
becomes anew".

- The good news is
someone already found it!
- Hey!

- The bad news is
that it was FOWL.
- Oh, no!

But the better news is
that they lost it years ago!

Gasp! What a roller-coaster.

Pilot to co-pilot,
you ready to land
this puppy on your own?

Safely, and without showboating.

Really? Clipping
my wings here, Mom.

[sigh of relief] See?

There's nothing wrong
with a nice, basic landing.

Basic?! There's nothing "basic"
about Dewey Duck!

[Huey screams]

Ahh! Not basic! Normal!
Simple! Plain! Ordinary!

You're making it worse!

That's how you Dewey it...

Ahh! [groans]

"Higher for Hire."

Don't think they've been hired
in a long time. [chuckles]

According to an intercepted
FOWL transmission,

the pilot who was hired
to transport the Stone

- was someone named...
- Kit Cloudkicker,
Owner and Ace-Pilot.

And I'd like to welcome you
to Higher for Hire.

I feel like I know that guy.

[Kit on TV]
A cargo company started
by legendary pilot

Baloo von Bruinwald
and his team.

Now run by his radical sidekick
turned super dependable pilot,

me, Kit Cloudkicker!

Thank you for hiring us
to take you... higher.

[gasps] Now this is special.

[Kit Cloudkicker snoring]

Uh, excuse me. We're looking
for a Mr. Cloudkicker?

[gasps] Uh! Ow!

You're not
with the bank, are you?

I know the payment on the plane
was due on the 4th

and today's the 10th.
But, in my defense,

if you look at it
from my perspective,
I am very bad at math.

We have a few questions
about a delivery you made
years ago.

Well, if it isn't Della Duck!
I haven't seen you in ages!

Ha-Ha. Hey... buddy?

Aw, c'mon. You remember me.

We went to Flight
School together.

I sat behind you in class.

Borrowed your pen.
Lost your pen.

I was the super cool
cloudkicking guy
always doing tricks

on my sick sky foil!

Ohh! Kid Sky Prancer!

Ha-ha. I haven't uh,
heard that name in a while.

I never saw you fly
an actual plane,

but boy you danced
on those clouds
like a graceful gazelle.

- You still doing it?
- Ah... no.

I grew out of that
cloudkicking stuff.

Besides, I uh, became a pilot.

An Ace Pilot.

That's me. An Ace Pilot.

Like Molly Cunningham!
Now, she was an ace pilot.

You guys grew up
together, didn't you?
What's she up to?

Well, like me, she grew up

and, uh, moved on
to... better things.

I'd say we're both
doing pretty great.

- [both] Ugh...
- And kick a cloud! Hah!

Whoo!

Uhh!

Nailed it!

I've always loved cloudkicking.

Or whatever it's called.

It's how I Dewey!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho! That was awesome.

Right?! Wait! You're Kit.

My idol from the video
I only just saw a minute ago!

Teach me everything!

- Huh...
- Every ace pilot could use

a showboating, catch phrasing
cloudkicking sidekick!

Wait. Yeah!

And as we've established,
I am an Ace Pilot.

We'll be just like
me and Baloo,
only you're the me!

Think you can Dewey it?
Which I assume is both
your name and catchphrase?

- Yep!
- But what about your piloting?

Please! Kicking clouds is
way cooler than flying planes.

[sighs] Support your kid...

Ha-ha. As long as you're happy,
that's what matters.

Hah! Uh... Whoa!

So where are you fine people

hiring me and my sidekick
to take you?

Uh, nowhere.
We just need to know
about a delivery you made.

Well, I deliver a lot of stuff.

'Cause everyone agrees
I do a great job.

So you're gonna have
to be more specific.

Oh... That. Yeah.
It was a long time ago.

Some old Buzzard
hired me to deliver it.

But it was lost in transit
when I was att*cked
by sky pirates.

Definitely not due to any
negligence on... my part.

Right. We're gonna need
to see your flight logs
for that shipment.

Ooh... Oh, I don't keep logs.

So, I guess you're just
gonna have to hire me
to take you there.

[chuckles] Yeah, I'm not going
anywhere in that heap.

- [seagulls mewing]
- [crash]

[chuckles] Yeah. Your heap
ain't looking any better.

I thank you for hiring us
to take you... higher.

[shouting]Planes are the safest
way to travel!

Whoo-hoo! Uhh...

[screaming]

- Uhh!
- Uhh!

What is going on in there?!

Who is flying the plane?!

[toilet flushing]

Relax. My co-pilot
is all over it.

I can't believe
you're making me
be the responsible one here!

Makes me so mad! Out.
Before you get us all k*lled.

So it's mutiny then, eh Crow-B?

- Out!
- You can't kick me out.

You need me to find this Stone.

You still gotta pay me.

Aw, man.

Uh, good idea!
You fly the plane.

And I'll teach my new sidekick
all about cloudkicking.

[gasps] Dewble-flip! Aw...

- Not bad!
- Are we looking
at the same thing?

Yeah, looks like you're ready
for the next step,
Little Britches.

[gasps]

[screaming]

Straighten your knees!

Ahh... [screams]

Ah, Kit Cloudkicker!
We meet again.

We're approaching
the island, Cap'n.

And like you said, FOWL
is paying us a lotta money

to find this mysterious Stone.

So, "do not screw up,
you screw ups!"

Yes, Peg Leg Meg. Thank you
for quoting me to me.

Forget Kit. He's only
my second greatest nemesis,

behind... [gasps]
Dewford Dingus Duck!

My two greatest nemeses
within my sites?!

[evil laughter]

Uh, I mean clearly
these rogues are after
the same thing as we are, yes?

So it is my duty to heroically
exact my vengeance!

...To protect you!
While you go get the stone.

How incredibly selfless of me.

Yes, Cap'n.

After all, revenge is
a dish best served for one.

[screaming]

Dewey! You can stop now!

No way! I love this!

The freedom!
The wind in my mouth!

The sky pirates... Sky pirates?!

- Miss me?
- I wanna stop now!

No, kid, you gotta
flip over him!

T-try skidding off
his wing! Spin it!

- Whoaaa!-Ugh. He can't hear me
over his own horrified screams.

- I gotcha, Little Britches.
- Ahhh!

- Whoaaaa!
- You can stop screaming now.

[Kit] Ha-hah!

You can start screaming now.

[Dewey screams]

Yeah! [chuckles]
That was amazing!

I didn't know
I could still do that!

You did great too... Kid?

[gasps]

Dewey! Aw, I'm
so glad you're OK!

Thanks for saving my son...

From the danger!
You! Put him in!

All right, let's find
the Stone of What Was
before the Sky Pirates do.

Any chance you remember where
on the island you dropped it?

Yeah, I didn't even know
there was an island here.

Ughhh!

[growling]

These tracks are weird.

What kind of animal is this?

- That kind.
- [they scream]

[roar]

- Rhinocerilla!
- Gorillarocerous!

We'll decide what it's
called later! Run!

[all panting]

[roar]

Kit, launch me at him!

- Great idea, Buddy.
- I've got a better one. Yah!

[growls]

[all gasp]

I mean... our idea
woulda worked just as well.

What is that thing?!

Just like that horrible
chicken-goat.

Fr-from that job I pulled
where nothing went wrong.

- The what?
- But where did it come from?

[Don Karnage]
OK, Let's get this stone
out of here

and back to FOWL.

You, Big One. Pick up the stone.

[grumbles] I have a name...

Go, you freak of nature, go!

[screams]

No, you freak of nature, no!

"What was once two,
becomes anew"!

The Stone of What Was.

It must combine animals
and... other things.

[Don Karnage]
Well, touch the stone
one at a time!

Ahh! [screams]

[screams]

[electric discharge]

[screams]

Oh, calm down. It's not so bad.

Maybe you half-wits
will finally combine
into a full-wit.

All right. What was
eight pirates

is now just four pirate
abominations. Much easier.

I'm going down
to get a closer look.
Stay right here.

You stay further over there.

[screaming]

Whoa! [groans]

Oh man, Mom's in trouble.

Our chance to shine
under pressure

and seem even more impressive.

-No.
-When your natural
cloudkicking skills take over

and you save your mom
with some sick sky maneuvers!

Yeah! And while I'm
taking out the pirates,

you'll steal
one of their planes and use
your ace piloting skills

- to make off with the stone!
- No...

- This will go down in legend!
- This all checks out!

No it does not!
This is a dumb, pointless risk!

I'm begging you not to.

Already Dew-scending.

Whoaaa!

Dewey?! You're alive.

You are craftier
than even I have imagined

with my superior imagination!

Well, no matter.

For it is a rare gift
that I get to vanquish

my greatest nemesis twice...

[engine starting]

I gotta get down there!

Stupid! Sticky! Rock!
Wait. Sticky?

[growling]

[roars]

[screams]

[Della screaming]

- [growls]
- [screams]

Dewey and Kit have created
a Bearterfly to att*ck me.

How could they know I was
afraid of both bugs and bears?!

- [groaning]
- Yah!

[growling]

[Della groans]

- [roaring]
- [screaming]

Cap'n, what do we do?!

Ignore the creature!

We must get the stone
and get out of here!

Whoa! Whoaaa! Uhh...

[screaming]

[roars]

[screaming]

- [roars]
- [Della screams]

- Huh!
- [growls]

Aaahhh!

[groans]

[sky pirates growling]

[Della screams]

After that Grizzlyfly!

[screaming]

[Dewey]
Great! Back to the Sea Duck!

- Uhh... Ahh...
- [Huey groans]

Good bear-butterfly-thing.

Do you want some honey...
or whatever it is
that butterflies eat?

Whoa!

C'mon, Crow-B! Do something!

OK, Kit, you get
this plane in the air

and I'm gonna cloudkick
out there and save my Mom!

That's enough!
Why don't you both
just do your thing?

This is my thing! Flying straight
and boring isn't gonna save Mom!

Anyone can do that!

Yeah. Not anyone, I can't.

What? But you're an ace pilot!

Eh, Crow-B does
most of the work.

Listen kid, I gave up
the thing I was special at

because I thought I was
expected to do something else.

But, if you're great
at something, you gotta
hold on to that.

'Cause, brother, you are not
great at cloudkicking.

But you are great
at cloudkicking.

And you are great at flying.

The thing you're
great at is special

because you're the one
that's doing it!

OK. Let's Do it.

I gotta get off this bear.

Whoa! Ahh!

I gotta stay on this bear!

- Hah!
- [button beeps]

Whoa! Ha-ha-hah!

Hah! Foiled again, eh, Danny?!

You dare pun at Dan Karnage...

Gah! Don! Don Karnage!

[beep]

Keep the plane steady!

Hey!

Hah! Ahh! Hah...

Ah-hah! Mwah!

Like a gazelle
prancing in the sky!

- Hah!
- Whoa! It be Kit Cloudkicker!

Mom, jump on!

Get the Stone first!

- Hey, over here!
- Ahh!

- Now here!
- Ahh!

You missed! Oh, this is
embarrassing for you!

I can not keep it steady
with all this extra weight!

Hey, I'm perfectly
proportionate
for a bear my size!

[bear groans]

[groaning]

[Kit growls, then screams]

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

- Phew.
- Hah! Yeah! I knew
you could do it!

Settle down, Huey.
This is no time
for showboating.

I gotta save Mom!

[Kit screaming] Whoa!

Why are you still doing this,
you overgrown oaf?

You're well past your prime.
It's pathetic.

I'm doing this
because I love it.

And I'm great at it.
Here I'll show you.

Yah! Spin it!

Ahh!

I'm so proud of you!

Told ya you were special!
Look how steady it is!

[bear growls]

Be free, my noble friend.

And then you were
like [plane noises],
and I was all "What?!"

I gotta admit,
I think I finally
figured out my thing.

To become a fully-fledged pilot.

I can make flying
as special as I am.

Oh, I'm so glad
it wasn't cloudkicking!

No offense, you're an artist.

None taken. Now, about my fee...

- [gasps]
- [growls]

What? I'm running a business!

Plus, someone's
gotta pay the bank

before they sell my plane.

[voice] They already did.

-Molly Cunningham!
You didn't...
-I did.

The Sea Duck is now part
of "Danger Woman's
Death-Defying Sky Circus!"

But I need
a flashy new attraction
and I could use a sidekick.

I dunno, I'm more
of a pilot now...

Oh. She means Kit.
Got it. Right.

How would you like
to cloudkick again, full-time?

Hmm... I dunno,
I'm pretty busy...

- You're not busy!
- Kit!

All right, fine. I'm in!

[Huey and Dewey cheer]

Good, 'cause you
should not be flying.

♪ With his crew scattered
And his enemies fled ♪

♪ FOWL will surely come
For his head ♪

♪ Who'd of thought
Of such a dreadful barrage? ♪

♪ Is this the end
Of Don Karnage? ♪

Or the beginning of an encore?!

[maniacal laughter]

[theme music playing]