03x22 - The Last Adventure!

[bunniefuu]

[ DuckTales
instrumental theme plays]

Whoo-hoo!

[squeals]

-Oh! -[giggles]

Could I get a
large cup for water?

-[gasps] That's not water.
-Learned from the best.

Whee!

My very own birthday at Funso's!

How many coupons did you have saved up,
Uncle Scrooge?

Oh, er. Well, I--

He actually paid full price.

-[gasps] -[grunts]

Don't forget your party hat!

We've got a few
no-shows who didn't RSVP,

but the area's free of Beagles,

Sorceresses,
and Glomgolds in disguise,

so we should be good...
for a very normal party.

[grunts]

Ah, looks like I win.

Well, dag! Guess you hit the jackpot,
too, Don.

Donald,
allow me to bequeath you a bon voyage gift.

May it help you pick up
tiny items on your journey.

-Journey? -Oh,
he must be confused.

Crazy Cousin Fethry...

Oh, so you're not leaving with
your lady love to sail the ocean blue?

And it won't just be the
two of you on the houseboat,

far away from your family which
I'm not supposed to tell Dell-

Uh, what? You're leaving?

-[gagging] -Well, I, uh...

We thought we'd have
our own little adventure.

-That's great! I'm very
happy for you both! -[groaning]

Hey, look, twenty dollars!

Over there,
far away from awkward family drama.

This is nerve-racking.
Panic-inducing.

Positively hyper-ventilitory.

Where is Gandra? Has
she been taken by FOWL?

I haven't been able to
contact her for weeks.

Don't worry. I'm sure her
phone just ran out of battery

and when she went back to
the office to get the charger,

the evil organization she works for
captured her. Happens all the time.

Fear not, Fenton. You can
count on your closest compatriots

to succeed where
that absentee avenger

Gizmoduck has failed.

Oh, I'm sure Gizmoduck--

Isn't even here in
your hour of need.

Ugh! How frustrating for you.

Mm-hmm.

We're on a schedule!
Hold onto your hats.

It's almost time for... cake!

Once we have cake,
there's no turning back.

Our family tamed the
untamable Bunyip of Bundabird.

Two-stepped through the
Tomb of the Tarentella-rantulas.

I think we can
handle a little... cake.

[suspenseful music]

Scrooge's entire family?

What in odd's bodkins
are they doing here?!

They can't fool old Pepper
with decorative crepe paper.

Something strange is going on...

Yeah!

Chocolate, vanilla,
and strawberry?

No real party has
that kinda variety.

It's a cover-up!

♪ There's a lot of ways you
can Sing Happy Birthday ♪

♪ So today we're gonna
play it In a new way ♪

♪ It's la multi ani If
you're Romanian ♪

♪ Feliz cumpleaños
To the Panamanians ♪

♪ In French if you care
Say Bon Anniversaire ♪

♪ There's people
Having birthdays ♪

♪ Everywhere! ♪

Hm. What say you, Bradford?

I say we're a step
away from victory.

It's time... for "The
Last Adventure."

[cackling]

No! No maniacal laughter.
We are not common villains.

No, of course not.

[chuckles] Activate
the Heron Protocols!

♪ No matter how you say it ♪

♪ If you can start to spray it ♪

♪ We hope your
Birthday's great! ♪

But-- cake!

[laughs and cheers]

[grunts]

[gasps] My theory was right!

Wait a second, where are we?

Did you guys pay full price
to throw me a fake party

as an excuse for
a surprise spy raid?

Happy birthday, Webby!

[sighs] I have the best family.

[screams]

Party hats off, people.

This place seems familiar...

Halt! Oh, uh, sorry, Wingy.

Look who finally
decided to show up!

No gift, I see.

How'd you score a map of
FOWL's secret headquarters?

Launchpad's been
talking in his sleep lately...

-in a British accent
for some reason. -Uh?

I used the JWG chapter
on dream analysis

to determine his warnings were
actually detailed descriptions

of FOWL's real life secret lair!

That's the Woodchuck spirit,
lad!

Now let's take down
those fiendish FOWL foes!

-Unless you had somewhere
else to be...? -[scoffs]

Time to divide and conquer.

Scrooge's team will retrieve
the Missing Mysteries,

while my team will capture FOWL.

Everyone keep on your toes.

Okay, now we turn at--

Ew. Why is this part
of the map all wet?

My head sweats when I'm nervous.

That's why I don't wear hats,
okay?

No need to worry.

We can find our own way

They probably don't
even know we're--

[computer voice]
Welcome intruders.

This base will explode
in T-minus five minutes.

You are doomed.
Muah-hah-hah-hah.

- Abort mission! -No, Beakley!

We're so close!

Wait,
I know why this place looks familiar.

It's the last level from my favorite
video game, Double-O-Duck.

FOWL must love that game,
too! I can lead us there!

Wait, this can't really be the
plan we're going with, right?

Okay, the jail cells are here,
the security room's there,

and I remember henchmen
coming out of a door right...

-there! -You guys
gotta get outta--! [grunts]

Bless me bagpipes. Lead the way,
Dewey.

[gasps] Come with me
if you want DEW live!

Okay, that one was a
stretch but I made it up fast.

[Donald and Della scream]

I'll save you, Gandra!

Even if I have to tear
this whole place down!

Uh, you know,
before it explodes.

Focus! No time for
showboating. [grunts]

[laughs]

[panting] Superheroes...
are so... fast. Whew!

The Series 10 TrouBubble!

According to my research,
it can absorb...

[screams]

any energy that's
directed at it.

[Donald shouts]

Follow the bouncing
pattern. You got this.

Huey, no! It's too--

[grunts]

Whoo! That's my kid!

We're outside the boardroom.

Copy that. Entering the lab.

Front kick!

This is it. Answers about

everything you've
been searching for...

[squeals]

All right, Bradford!

The jig is up!

[gasps] Up! Up! Up!

What?! No!

[alarm sounds]

They've cleared everything out!

Uh, not quite everything.

Wait, what?!

Pretty exciting, huh?

Adventure of a
lifetime right here.

Seems like you'd be crazy to
want to leave on that vacation now.

Hi, I'm May, and this is June!

Aw, I'm Donald Duck--

No one give them any intel.

We don't know what they are.

[giggle]

Well, they appear to be
complete genetic clones of--

They're Webby!

Well, the evidence would, uh--

I thought Bradford was
trying to destroy our family,

not make more of it!

Well, um, by my analysis--

I have spent months
planning the FOWL raid

and this doesn't work
with any of my research!

Why would FOWL clone Scrooge's
housekeeper's granddaughter?

Gyro,
you're the genius. What are they up to?

What they are up to is... uh,
bad guy stuff?

Okay, ugh. Fine! Honestly,
for once, I've got nothing.

Everything clone-related
is officially classified.

[yelping]

Not spying.

-[gasps] -[gasp]

Keep back, Webbigail.

These clones are FOWL creations

and therefore dangerous.

You are all to stay as far
away from them as possible.

Oh,
well. The clones are classified

and I don't get to know
anything about them

even though they're me.

Who wants fro-yo?

Are we honestly meant to believe

we aren't going
to look into this?

I think we should
listen to the adults.

-[gasp] -I know.

But I'm kinda an expert
on mystically-charged

clones made by Scrooge's
enemies. Something's not right.

But they're practically
Webbigail's genetic twins.

I just don't want anything
to happen to you, Pink.

Besides,
you've already got sisters.

Fine. Mystery on hold.

So how "fro" is this "yo"?

-[whimpers] -[Violet] My
teeth are very sensitive.

[announcer] And now,
a very special Ottoman Empire.

-No time for rest,
team! -B-b-b-b-b-bup! Outta the way!

This is the series finale
of Ottoman Empire.

Everything has been
leading up... to this.

Dad? You're alive?

But I thought you were lost
in that cushion factory fire!

Scrooge put me in
charge. Let's talk strategy.

I think we should find FOWL,
then b*at them.

Dude, you were in charge for,
like, five minutes.

The adults have this covered.

Oh, hey,
guys. Just here to, uh...

Mmm... uh, clean the vents.

[chuckles] You know,
standard stuff.

I mean, we should probably...

That's clearly going to
become a whole thing.

Can I please just
finish my show first?

[grunts]

Well, June, we're locked in.

But at least this room's
bigger than the tubes.

[gasps] Oh,
what are these? Some kind of toy

or w*apon or-- Ooh.

That is a choking hazard!

Um, heh, hi. I'm--

Oh, my gosh, Webby!

-You know me? -We are you.

Or at least,
we were created from you. We think.

What's our blood type?
What's our favorite color?

Ooh! Have you eaten a hamburger?

-Why were we cloned? -Wait.

You don't know either?

Nope. It's all a little fuzzy.

Black Heron created
us and ran some tests.

But Director Buzzard
said we were...

[imitating Bradford] "failed
experiments and time wasted."

They put us back in our tubes.

Then I guess
they left us behind.

That's terrible.

But now we're here with you!

If we learn
everything about you,

maybe we can all figure
out why FOWL made us.

Yeah! Wait! No!

Granny said you should stay
put in case you were dangerous.

We're not dangerous.

We just want to know about you.

'Cause we're, like, family.

Perhaps they're planning to
clone all of us to replace us.

Or they're using the
clones as an evil workforce

to combine all the
Missing Mysteries

into a giant ray g*n to
hold the world hostage.

[chuckles] Eh, it's what I do.

Uh, maybe they're, like,
putting people in boxes?

"Boxes." Boxes?

-That's almost as ridiculous
as Gyro's idea! -Hey!

We were so close and now
we're back to square one!

We don't have time for theories.

We need answers!

We gotta question those clones.

-No. -How else are we
supposed to figure out

the connection between
Webby and FOWL's plans?

There is no connection.

I understand you're
upset because your

"carefully researched
plan" was a failure.

But I will not allow my
granddaughter to be a pawn.

The lad has a point.
We still have two of

the Missing Mysteries
and the clones.

The more we know
about FOWL the better.

Perhaps there's something
in your old SHUSH files...

Those files are classified.

So unclassify them!

Cough up the information,
Bentina!

I mean Mrs. Beakley.

I mean, I'm so... so sorry.

[sighs] We're done here.

Eh, I'll handle this.

I have a long history
of her being mad at me.

Keep at it now. We need
our best minds on this.

So, like, the boxes would
have six sides. Like... a box!

[sighs]

Oh! Juice! I love juice!

Whoa! Careful with
that! It's top secret.

Have you really
been to Ithaquack?

And Mervana? And space?!

We've never been anywhere
except in Heron's lab. And now here!

Well, "here" is your first step
into a world of knowledge!

Behold...

Webby's Family Board!

Wow! We have such a big family!

It seems like this is
mostly about the McDucks...

They are my family.

We may not be related by blood,
but by love!

But you aren't really
related to them.

What about these two?

These are my best friends,

which are like family
that you choose!

We have all kinds of secrets and these
friendship bracelets we never take off

and one time we visited a bog!

This is all... interesting,

but it doesn't tell us
anything about why we exist.

What about your real family?

This is my family.

-Ooh,
what about your parents? -[gasps]

-Would they know anything? -Oh,
uh...

Granny gave up her job as
a spy so she could raise me.

I never really knew my parents,

-before they... -That's it!

I bet your spy granny
is hiding something

about your actual family
that explains why we exist!

What? No!

Granny and I don't keep
any secrets from each other.

Are you sure?

What are you doing?

Helping. May says we're not
related to any of these people.

[gasps] The clones.

[gasps] Don't you
dare cut that string.

You tie that back!

[yelps]

[sobs]

-Wait! -[sobs]

Webby, I'm sorry.

I can't believe you,
of all people.

They're my sisters.

Come on, May. We gotta find her.

Sun tan lotion,
swimsuit, camera--

[Della] Anti-venom, camouflage,
night-vision goggles.

-Della...! -It's a big scary world
out there for you two alone.

Better take the Sword
of Swanstantine.

It'll magnify your
inner strength.

-Della! -You're right!

Your inner strength
lies in your family!

What profound insight.

Guess we'll all go with you!

I'll tell the boys to pack!

Della, what is the big idea?!

[sighs] I need you,
you big palooka! We're a team.

We lost so much
time and I just got back

and now you're moving out.

I'm not ready...

for our adventures to be over.

You'll have lots of adventures!

You've got the
kids and Scrooge...

Yeah. But you're my brother.

I always will be.

But Daisy is my adventure.

Aw, phooey!

All right, Casanova, I'll help.

You never were any good
at packing for adventure.

A Hawaiian shirt? Is it 1996?

We're going shopping.

Come on, give me something,
give me something. Come on!

Ugh,
I don't have enough information.

Maybe the clones are
just lost experiments.

Maybe they're just
harmless kids like us.

[clatter]

Or maybe they're spies coming
to steal our missing mysteries?

Yes! I was right! Oh,
no, I was right.

June? June?!

We've got to find her
before-- [gasps] Granny!

Keep looking. I'll stall her.

Webbigail. What are you up to?

Whaaat?! Oh, ho, nothing.

W-w-what are you up to,
uh... buddy?

You're acting
strange. I know why.

You do?

You want to talk to the clones.

Oh. Yeah. [chuckles] You got me!

I understand your curiosity,
but they're safest locked away.

Trust me,
they have nothing to do with you.

But they have
everything to do with me!

Why would FOWL
want clones of me?

Is it about my past, my family?

I thought I knew who I was,
but you never told me anything.

[sighs]

I wish I could tell you more.

Your mother...

was an artist.

Your father was a librarian

and by all accounts,
a very nice man.

The sad truth is that...

I was so caught
up in my spy work

that I missed
everything important.

I didn't even know I had
a granddaughter until...

until it was too late,

and they were gone.

But once I saw you,

everything changed.

I wanted to keep you safe...

away from my old life.

I retired and went into
deep cover with Mr. McDuck.

When you find your family,

you'll give up
everything to help them.

Because you are the
most important thing

in my whole world, Webbigail.

I don't know why
they cloned you,

but I mean to find out.

Like you always said, Dad.

Family is the greatest
footstool of all.

Wow. They really tied up
everyone's storyline at the end there...

[gulps]

[pants] FOWL's plan...

Clones! Swantstantine!

Shh. A leader can
communicate without words.

He knows exactly what
his team is thinking.

The clones are stealing the
Missing Mysteries for FOWL.

[Dewey] The clones are evil? Oh,
no, I didn't see that coming.

No. They're my sisters
and I'm going to help them.

Webby, I just saw one of them
take the Sword of Swanstantine.

Well,
okay. Maybe she has an appreciation

for fine blade craft.

Face the facts! They
came from FOWL.

They came from me.

And they're confused and
totally in the dark about their--

our part in this whole thing.

They just want to
learn about their family.

I thought you guys
would understand that.

[sighs]

Beakley, I made fresh tea.

I didn't even reuse
the same old teabag.

You can really taste
how much it's costing me.

I-- What are you doing?!

I'll be off the grid,
don't follow me.

Keep Webbigail safe in
the mansion until I return,

make sure Duckworth
waters my ficus.

Beakley,
you can talk to me. I'm your friend.

[sighs] And as my friend, I want to thank
you for protecting us all these years.

But no more hiding. I'm going to take
down FOWL once and for all. Alone.

But you don't have to!

As long as our family
is adventuring together,

nothing can stop us--

This is my mission, McDuck.

Oh, come off it!

What aren't you telling me?!

I said it's classified!

Look, I made the mistake of
keeping a secret from my family once

and it almost tore us apart.

This family can handle the truth,
Bentina.

Whatever it is.

[sighs] All right,
I'll tell you everything...

Eeeee! [groans]

If I survive.

May, I-- Oh, great,
you found her!

And the Sword of Swanstantine.

And the Blessed
Bagpipe of Clan McDuck?

Are you... stealing from us?

Uh... Well... We... No.

It's time to stop lying, June.

Webby,
we'll never get answers about

who we are from those people.

And neither will you.

But I can help you.

We can figure
things out together.

This is the only
way to get answers.

Director Buzzard left us behind

and said if we brought
him the Missing Mysteries,

he'd tell us everything.

The truth about us!

Don't you want to know?

Come with us, Sister. Please?

I can't abandon everyone I love.

-[sighs] -Well, I guess we're
gonna have to do this the hard way.

I'll take the Missing Mysteries
to the rendezvous point.

You bring her...
one way or another.

[grunts]

-What are you--? -[grunts]

[gasps] [grunts]

[screams]

-[grunts] -Whoa!

[grunts]

Ha ha!

[groans] Huh?

[gasps]

We wanted you to be our sister.

Why'd you have to
make it so difficult?

-No! -[grunts]

-Ha ha ha ha! -Oof!

[grunting]

Ha ha! Whoo!

[panting]

[airship landing]

Webby, look, I'm sorry. I--

Webby?

Webby!

[muffled shouts]

Sorry, June,
but I have to find answers.

One way or another.

What? It's a classic!

And the cheapest
thing on the rack.

Don, I know you've earned a
relaxing trip around the world

But won't you miss all this? Don't you
wish we could go on one last adventure?

Nope. Nothing will stop me
from going on this vacation.

The clones are
gone! They busted out!

Webby is missing!
Maybe kidnapped or worse!

[groans]

I found Uncle
Scrooge knocked out!

Beakley went rogue...

Did you put them up to this?

I didn't put them
up to anything!

I swear,
this is an actual crisis!

-Huey's also missing! -What?!

We think he was taken by FOWL!

Okay, this isn't funny.

How do you know Huey's gone?

He left this.

Huey never leaves without it.

[scoffs]

To adventure!

Sorry! Wish we could have met
under different circumstances!

June! Did you
secure the hostage?

You betcha. Bound and gagged.

By me, June. [chuckles]

[Don Karnage] We're
approaching our destination.

Is that the Library
of Alexandria?!

I mean, we found it a while ago

so this is not new
information to me.

Director Buzzard! I
am proud to present

the remaining missing mysteries

and... [trills] Webby!

So did we do good?

I needed Webby to come willingly,
not as a prisoner.

Now,
I'll never find the last Missing Mystery!

So no, you didn't "do good"!

Your efforts are as
flawed as your grammar.

[muffled grunts]

[music plays on headphones]

[grunting]

Beware,
foe! I am highly trained in

the dangerous Woodchuck arts
of knot tying and campfire safety!

Huey? It's me, Webby.

Quiet down before
you get us both caught.

Webby! Thank goodness.

[Bradford] Another one?

Is there no end to these
clones' incompetence?

Yup! I am a lone intruder

caught by June here.

Nice cover.

But I'll never back down!

A Junior Woodchuck

never gives up in
the pursuit of truth!

Hm, yes. The Woodchuck.

Clone 1, take him to my office.

Duckworth,
guard the Mansion in case FOWL returns.

And water Beakley's plants.

But, sir, forgive me.

But are you certain
this is the team

you want to take into battle?

[Donald screams]

[grunting]

[Donald screams]

Wh-whoa! Ah ah ah!

Oh. Hmph.

-[Della screams] -I'm sorry.

We're gonna be fine.

[kids chatter]

No time to waste, here we come.

Where do you think you're going?

Save it. We're coming.

Fenton tried to help
me get my people back.

I'm gonna do the same for him.

Huey made me not a k*ller robot.

It's Webby.

So are we gonna do that thing

where you tell us not to go.

And we sneak along anyway?

Or are we gonna go
get our family back?

Manny,
track their location by calibrating

the Overthrusting Oscillator with
three nanograms of Bombastium.

I found Huey using the
tracking app on my phone!

You are losing your touch,
Gearloose! Losing it!

Um,
I'll take the prisoner to Bradford.

No. You guard Webby.

She's too important
to our cause.

May, take the expendable nerd.

[sighs]

[grunts]

I'll never help you,
you monsters!

Junior Woodchuck Rule 413:

Never speak ill of a
fellow Woodchuck.

-[gasps] -Have a seat, Hubert.

Carved it myself,
from a trunk of oak.

Level three Carpentry Badge.

Enough tricks. What do you
want with the Missing Mysteries?

Why,
to finish my grandmother's work.

Isabella Finch was
your grandma?!

Yes. I was the first
Junior Woodchuck.

You see, you and I are cut
from the same coonskin hat.

We're both searching for
Finch's Missing Mysteries.

For knowledge, for understanding,
for the good of mankind.

And I need your help.

[muffled grunts]

The coolest library ever!

Okay, wait. Gotta find answers. Focus,
Webby

[yelps and gasps]

[groans]

[Steelbeak] Stash that Bradford clone away,
will ya?

It is freaking me out.

And who let it out
of its pen anyway?

[Phantom Blot] Disgusting.

Why would anyone
sully themselves

with a mystical clone?

They're mindless stooges.

Director Buzzard used
the Stone of What Was

to make those dumbed-down
clones ages ago.

Always good to have
a few silent partners

to take over a business...

or the world!

[evil laugh]

Now pipe down,
I'm trying to get this baby to sleep.

-Oh,
rock-a-bye. Rock-a-bye. -[loud crash]

-[cries] -I said, "Pipe down!"

[grunting]

It's just June. Howya doin',
sweetie?

Hello! Fellow villains. I need,
um...

more information about
the prisoner Webby.

Uh, for interrogation purposes.

Where would I, uh...?

Down the hall. Go all the way.

Don't stop till you reach
the Records Room.

You'll find all
the old files there.

I know 'cause that's
where I started.

-Filing papers for
FOWL. -Great. Okay!

It's a little lonely so you
learn to fill the silences

and you really get
to know yourself.

'Cause I really
think I know myself.

Yeah, I'm just gonna--

How else can you
really know yourself?

Sorry,
but I can't have you blowing my cover.

[banging]

Gold Team consists
of our best fighters.

We'll head in first and wipe
out FOWL'S first line of defense.

Silver Team will
wait for my cue,

at which point they will
locate Huey and Webby

while Gold Team goes after
Bradford and shuts FOWL down.

Dewey and Louie
will lead Silver Team.

Any questions?

I know I'm the "Hero
of the Funso's Raid"

No one's calling you that.

But how do we know we're not

walking into a FOWL trap here?

Dewey's concerned about
jumping into this one blind

and he's Dewey!

I know, lads. It's scary.

But you're ready.

Louie can talk
anyone into anything.

So talk these kids into winning.

And Dewey's the
only one daring enough

to get us through this.

You two have got
adventure in your blood.

I believe in you.

Look after your brother.

Vanesco...
Evanescet... Inuisibilitas.

[Donald screams, grunts]

[coughs]

Okay, everyone! Stick together.

Gotta find the prisoners!

Then I gotta find them
after he inevitably fails!

Let's go figure out FOWL's plan!

[sighs] Or, y'know,
just do whatever.

[grunts]

[blabbers]

The Original Three.

Come on,
it's just three little ducks!

[scream]

Last time I let a statue
head read the map.

[screams]

Dramatic plot twist.

Excuse me,
we are the science guys.

You must be looking
to fight the magic guys.

I know,
how embarrassing for you. [screams]

[grunting]

Blot, take a look!

He's a full-grown man but
with the strength of a baby!

He's of no concern.

I want the greatest
magical thr*at

known to the world.

[gasps]

The Headless Manhorse
of the Apocalypse?!

What? That's absurd.
Manny's just an intern.

[gasps]

I live again!

[cackles] The Blessed
Bagpipe brings life

to that which has
not. And vice versa.

[sighs] Dangit.

The avian avenger
continues his descent

into the belly of the beast,

the only hero who can--

Show-off.

Me show-off?!

People's lives
are at stake here.

I have saved Duckburg
on my own countless times.

Well,
I saved all of reality on my first try.

I don't need dead
weight holding me back.

What? [screams]

You're right, I'm just a pilot.

I shouldn't be holding
you heroes back.

I'll just go wait on the
plane. With the kids.

No, LP, we didn't mean--

[screams]

Kids, eh? Song and Dance Man,

the twerps are on
a plane out there.

[Don Karnage] And Don
Karnage will soon be on them!

[grunting]

-Chomp! -Whoa!

[yells]

You dum-dums are goin' nowhere.

What's taking so long?

We should've heard
from them by now.

Statistically speaking,
in the absence of Hubert,

one of us is likely
to fill the void

and spin out in a panic.

But who? Who?!

Hey, fearful leader,

looks like some of us
could use a pep talk.

[deep breath]

Okay,
everyone. I know you're scared.

Our enemy,
they have unimaginable weaponry.

They definitely have
superior numbers.

It appears they even
have a flawless masterplan

that none of us can figure out.

But us, we're just kids,

we're completely
in over our heads.

Yeah, we're not ready at all.

What would Scrooge do?

Would he just sit
here hiding and circling

if we were fighting
for our lives?

No. He'd be smarter,
tougher, sharper.

Lena, drop the cloak!

Finally! [sighs]

Time for the final curtain call,
Dewey Duck!

Ahh!

Well, that was neither smart,
tough, nor sharp.

Whoa...

The Library of Alexandria was

the greatest repository
of knowledge in the world.

This collection is incredible.
And alphabetized?!

My grandmother
rediscovered it on an expedition

to find a very powerful relic.

Everything Finch found,
she wrote in the book.

Which she kept here.

The original Junior
Woodchuck Guidebook.

-There's a section
missing. -Not for long.

Please hand me my
grandmother's old journal.

[screams]

We've both been trying

to complete Finch's work.

That's why I planted
the map to the Journal

for your Uncle to find.

My associates couldn't
uncover the artifacts,

but I knew Scrooge could.

But you're... a villain.

You wanted the
artifacts for yourself.

To catalogue them, safely.

Your uncle is remarkable.

The world's greatest adventurer.

But at what cost?

How many people
must live in fear of

being att*cked by aliens or
att*cked by their own shadow?

Why, if he thought twice,

perhaps your mother would
have never been lost in space.

[grunts]

Was that a smile? I
saw a smile! Ha ha!

Ha! Just like old times.

FOWL will never tear us apart!

Nothing can stop us!

[cries]

Aww!

[Della] Look at
his little neck bolts.

No! Don't touch
that Franken-baby!

[laughs]

They grow up so fast,
don't they?

[roars]

Just like old times.

"Using the Stone of What Was

and the girl's feathers
obtained in Istanboar,

I managed to create
Codenames May and June.

With the right dose of
reverse-Youth Tonic,

I aged them into
near-perfect clones."

But why clone me?

[groans]

Huh?

[gasps]

[gasps]

[alarm buzzes]

Granny? What the--?

[screams]

-[grunts] -[clank]

What do you think you're doing?

Where is Webby?

I--I locked her up to cool down.

I--I thought if I knew
more about my sister,

I could, uh, get her to help.

You aveh no sister, dear.

You are my experiment
and I expect discipline!

June, prep the Interrogation
Room for our new captives.

- "Captives"? -Bradford
won't tolerate another failure.

[grunts]

Wait,
you're the guy from my video game.

Can I have your autograph--?

[Darkwing Duck] I am the
terror that flaps in the night.

[Gizmoduck] I am the monkey
wrench in the gears of injustice.

I am Darkwing Duck!

Call me Gizmoduck!

[grunts]

[evil laugh]

Prepare to be... outsmart-guyed.

Intelliray...

transforming stupid birdbrain...

Yes!

Becoming smart...

Astute...

Percipient! [laughs]

Steel-Brain!

Whaa!

[Gizmo-Suit] System rebooting.

[groans]

[grunts]

Get away from that
defenseless aerialist-- Ahh!

Stay away from my sidekick!

[grunting]

Salutations, dum-dums!

[Bradford] Now in order to fulfill
the legacy of the Woodchucks

and complete the Guidebook,
I'll need your family's help.

Starting with young
Ms. Vanderquack.

Webby? What do
you want with her?

We need her... skills

to find Finch's Final
Missing Mystery.

Perhaps you can
get through to her.

You're the most logical,

intelligent member
of the family.

A true Junior... no.

Senior Woodchuck.

This is a lot to take in.

If you can promise my family won't be hurt,
I guess--

-[Egghead] We got a situation
in the stacks. -Hold that thought.

[Gyro] Fool! Unhand me!

Gyro?

"When you're feeling led astray,
be sure to mark your way!"

[grunts]

They said, "Pepper,
you'll never reach

the ranks of FOWL high command."

Well, take that, Marjorie...!

-Gyro? -Hat nephew?

-Huey? -Gandra?

What's going on here?

[voice] Bradford's Grand Plan.

[Gyro] Ludwig Von Drake?

Impossible. You were
ancient in the sixties.

How are you not dead?

Well,
between being captured and that Bradford

forcing me to carry
out his evil will,

I was getting so busy,
that I never got around to it.

Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah.
What do you mean "evil will"?

Bradford is just
studying artifacts.

It's what any Junior
Woodchuck would do.

Ho-ho! Bradford wasn't
just the first Woodchuck,

he was the worst Woodchuck.

He hated and couldn't stand

adventuring with
his granny-mama!

He wants to get rid
of it entirely altogether.

Bradford harnessed
the Solego Circuit

to create a dimensional void.

It erases things
from reality forever!

Do you know what this means?

Bradford is collecting artifacts

because he wants
to rid the world

of anything adventurous!

And he's not just
getting rid of artifacts.

[gasps]

He's gonna erase my family!

I gotta warn everyone!

What a disappointment.

[gasps]

Hat nephew! Did you get away?

[groans]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[screams]

[grunts]

Huh?

[grunts]

Jeeves-y, top off my phosphate,
won't you?

And then destroy
Scrooge! [laughs]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[groans]

[growls]

[groans]

What is the meaning of this?

You're fired,
you enormous egghead!

Ahh!

Ah, confound it!

What are you doing
here? This is my fight!

This is a family fight!

It involves all of us.
You abandoned me!

[Beakley] At least you had the good
common sense to leave Webby behind.

I didn't have to,
because FOWL already kidnapped her!

-They what?! -[grunts]

[shudders]

Up! Up!

[bang]

-Fly better! -Like how?

I dropped the
cloak like Scrooge,

I'm flying like Mom,
panicking like Uncle Donald,

Forget them! I don't think even
Scrooge can get us out of this one!

But I'm not on his team,
I'm on yours.

So I have an important
question for you.

How do we do this?

[gulps]

I know!

[singing]
Dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew...

[singing]
Don-don-don-don-don-don...

-Dew-Dew! -Don-don-don-don-don!

-Dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew--
-Dew-dew-dew-dew-Don--

[yelps]

[screams]

[laughs] With the
Harp of Mervana

as a magical lie detector,

the truth will come out.
She will tell us everything.

- "She"? -[door closes]

Find out what Agent 22 knows.

Start talking, 22.

[sighs] June,
is it? I feel like I know you.

[singing] Correct!

Enough games. What do
you know about the clones?

And Project 87. Answer me!

What I mean is,
I know a girl just like you.

She changed everything.

[Beakley] I had brought
FOWL to its knees.

The Director had gone underground,
but I found his secret lair.

I would've ripped
the place apart.

I almost had him. Until I saw...

A girl.

A FOWL creation left behind.

Alone. Innocent.

-Scared. - [coos]

I didn't want this
poor child to grow up

as an instrument of evil.

-[crash] -[gasps]

So instead of finishing my mission,
I found a new one.

I took the child and hid in
the safest place possible,

with my most trusted
ally: Scrooge McDuck.

So you're not
Webby's grandmother?

No.

You lied to me. About yourself,
my parents. Everything!

-Webby? No! No!

I'm like the clones,
right?! "A FOWL creation"

not to be trusted?!

Correct.

A lot of lies going around,
Webbigail.

Found poor June
in a storage crate.

You're a clever girl.
Now for some truth.

[grunts] You stay away from her,
you--

[grunts]

Allow me to make you a deal.

I am the only person who
knows why we created you.

Your true purpose.

Help me get what I'm afterd

and I'll tell you everything.

[gulps] Okay.

Welcome home... April.

[groans]

And that's how you
"Dewey" it! [sighs]

Ah! Oof!

[yelps] Okay,
everybody. We gotta our stories straight.

Uh,
he was like this when we found him.

Found who?

Ahh!

Whoa!

Well, no turning back now.

Let's go save our family!

Mustn't dawdle now, April.

My name is Webby!

Your name is
whatever he says it is

because he created
us all and we are

this close to learning why!

The answers to your true purpose

are right out there.

[gasps]

-[wind blows] -Huh?

She did it! It appeared to her.

What does it say?

[grunts]

No! No! Who am I?

Why was I made?!

Oh, I created you to help me defeat
Scrooge McDuck once and for all.

And with this, you just did!

What? No! [grunts]

[grunting]

Now, Mr. McDuck. Nice of
you to regain consciousness.

Bradford! You craven
octogenarian carrion--

Yes, yes. Clever wordplay.

Now, let's get down to business.

Where is my family?!

They'll all be joining
you soon enough.

[yells]

[growls]

Manny?!

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

Come on,
Blot! What did I ever do to you?!

The Headless Man-Horse
of the Apocalypse

is prophesied to bring about
the mystical End of Days!

People change, man.

I just want to be a normal
guy with a normal life.

[screams]

[grunts]

Za-bluey!

Step away from the horse--

statue-thing-whatever-he-is.
He's magic!

And under my protection!

I'll end you both!

Lena!

I swore I'd never do this again.

Hold this for me.

I live again!

Again.

Egads!

Blathering Blatherskite!
Blathering Blatherskite!

He's completely deactivated
the armor! This is unthinkable!

I know! I can't believe
Gizmoduck chickened out

and forced you to wear
his armor into battle.

-[groans] -LP!

[grunts]

[grunts]

I can't... I can't do it.

[Gosalyn] I can!

Let's get dangerous!

Huh? Whoa!

-Gosalyn? -Hi,
Fenton. I'm a head now.

Ugh. This place is huge.

-If only we had a
map or-- -A guidebook!

[harmonica plays]

Ahh!

I got erased from existence

'cause of Bradford's
multi-decades scheme

bluuuues.

-Huey! -[gasps] Guys!

Quickly, you two!

Open our cells by
reversing the polarity

on the triple-wired coupling.

We are children.

[sighs] Cut the red wire.

Hm.

When they do something right,
they're "heroes,"

but when it gets a little hard,
"we're children."

How did you guys find me?

The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook
has the answer to everything.

[gasps]

Aww!

All right. Let's go find Webby!

There she is.

Aw, phooey. [scream]

As a "Chronicler of the Unknown,"
for the Junior Woodchucks,

my grandmother dragged me

on countless
so-called "adventures".

Isabella Finch?
Your grandmother?!

Please hold all startled
utterances of disbelief for the end.

Grammy Finch claimed these
dangerous excursions were "fun"

and "educational."

Well, I did learn one thing:

the world is full of chaos,

and it's only getting worse.

I analyzed these trends.

And found that in
times of high adventure,

finances are
thrown into a tizzy,

and the world becomes
increasingly unpredictable.

So I dedicated my life
to containing that chaos.

First at SHUSH, then FOWL,

even as your CEO.

Just in the past thirty years,

we've seen
hyper-intelligent rodents,

caped crusaders,

flying bears, bouncing bears,
living statues,

and a veritable troop of goofs,
misfits, and adventurers.

And all these events over the past
century have one man in common.

Who. Could. It. Be?

I tried to rein you
in. Isolate you.

But your adventures
just kept getting bigger,

as did your family.

Children belong in school
halls and shopping malls,

not gallivanting
around the globe!

After decades,
I realized I can't stop you.

But I can make a deal with you.

After all,
I'm a businessman. Not a villain.

You're also not much
of a Junior Woodchuck.

These knots were terrible!

Hah!

[growling]

Now, on to new business.

[grunts]

Guys, if this is the end,

I'm glad we're together.

This is not comforting to
me. I do not want to die.

They're so sweet. Family together,
just like us.

Focus! It's almost over.

We gotta keep these guys
on lockdown so that we can win

and learn all our secrets
and then Heron and Buzzard

will be so, so proud of us.

-[Dewey] Nothing
is over. -[groans]

Webby is still out there.
Your worst nightmare

stalking her prey in the night.

You will never take her out!

-Oh... -[gasps]

Never mind, you already did.

Well? So what?!

Scrooge McDuck is fighting
a withered old businessman.

He'll rescue us in no time.

[grunts]

Ahh!

[yells]

[beeping]

Huh? Ahh!

Bees! Ahh! Bees!

It's not working!

This is the end! I
failed everybody.

I couldn't save
Gandra. Or the kids.

Whoa, buddy. It's okay. You're
not Gizmoduck, you know.

I... am...

Not alone in this.

You don't have to do
everything yourself.

You got us. Let us help you.

[gasps] Boyd! Stop
hacking the doors.

Hack the armor!

Uh-uh-uh!

Make new foes but keep the old.

One is steel, the other is...

Flintheart Glomgold!
[laughs] Wait. Where am I?

[groans]

I used my superior intelligence
to tweak the Intelliray.

Now it can make people smart,
dumb, or...

Mindless slaves!

[grunts]

-[Ma Beagle screams] -[yelps]

[gasps]

-[grunts] -[laughs]

[neighing]

Ahh!

Even by our standards,
this is a weird day.

Ahh!

[grunts]

Awaiting new user.

-[grunts] -Oof!

[grunting]

Must everything
be a fight with you?

Only the things
worth fightin' for.

-[gasps] -[grunts]

[Scrooge] Ha ha! Give it up!

You lost the second you
decided to challenge the McDucks.

Adventure is in our blood!

It binds our family together,

and nothing can tear us apart.

[chuckles] I've torn
you apart once before.

What are you babbling about?

How do you think Della found
out you built the Spear of Selene?

[growls and screams]

-Hi, Uncle Scrooge. -Fantastic.

This is the last adventure,
Scrooge.

The Selego Vortex no longer
teleports objects to other dimensions,

it eliminates them
from existence.

Nice outfit. I knew I'd
make a villain of you.

[grumbles]

FOWL has stolen a
world's worth of adventure,

and it'll all be tossed
down here. Forever.

My... family will...

Oh, you mean this family?

Wave hello, everyone!

Hi, Mommy!

Each of them will soon be
erased from existence as well.

All except you!

Even if I tossed you in,
you'd find a way back.

You always do.

You're Scrooge McDuck!

So here's my offer.

What's this?

A contract.

I will allow you to return
home with your family

to live out the
rest of your days

as long as you agree to
never adventure again.

And to ensure you
can't break this contract,

-you'll sign there,
on-- - The Papyrus of Binding.

[gasp]

[Bradford] With the
power to control reality,

making this document legally
and mystically unbreakable.

Oh, come off it, Bradford.

If you wanted to get rid of
everything unpredictable,

you'd also have to get
rid of your own agents, too.

[Bradford roars]

[laughs and gasps] Oh,
Bradford, how villanous.

Mom! No!

Wait,
he's gonna get rid of his own team, too?

Do you know how
replaceable clones are?

Bradford's lying. Mom told us
the story of the Papyrus of Binding.

It can only be found by a direct
descendant of Scrooge. I didn't find it.

-Me neither. -Nuh-uh.

Um,
I found it. It appeared to me.

What?! No-no-no-no-no-no.
That's impossible. Unless...

Oh,
my gosh! No. Wait. It couldn't. Could it?

[grunts]

May and June were
made from Webby.

Who is Webby made from?

Why, your old Uncle Scrooge McDuck,
of course.

[all gasp]

You fellas all knew that,
right? You did?

Oh, you didn't.

I'm gonna give you a
moment to adjust everything.

Bradford needed
Scrooge's descendant.

So he made one.

Webby is Scrooge's daughter?!

Bless me bagpipes!

That's why we were made?

So Bradford could find
some dumb piece of paper

and get rid of us?!

We weren't even
good enough to do that.

-We never have been. -[cries]

What?! Of course,
you're good enough.

How would you know?!

Heron made you, too!

Heron made me,
but she's not my family.

Family are the people who stick by you,
fight for you,

blindly inv*de
a sinister villains'

secret stronghold for you.

Twice in one week.

Family would do
anything to keep you safe,

and sacrifice
everything to love you,

no matter who or what you are.

Like Scrooge. Like my granny.

Or like you two.

Please. Help us save our family.

-Get back up! -You got this!

[groans]

I'm sorry. I'm not a hero.

That's ridiculous. You
inspired me to be a hero.

And me, pal.

Same here.

I as well, Earth Launchpad.

And me!

Verily, a noble soul!

[uplifting music]

We may be heroes. But
you have the heart of one.

Awaiting new user.

Say it.

Blabbidy-Baloonersize!

Meh. Close enough.

[gasps]

Ho-ho-ho! And what
are you supposed to be?

I'm a pilot.

[all scream]

Whoa--whoa!

[grunts]

[grunts]

Whoa! Ahh!

[gasps]

What?! Ahh!

[laughs] Huh?

[coughs]

Hi, I'm Manny. We've met.

The party of the first part adheres
to agreement from the party of--

[Bradford] Can we
hurry this along?

If I'm going to
sign my life away,

I'm going to
read the fine print.

Oh, a smudge on my spectacles.

Sorry. Gonna have to nip
home and get my backups.

Ugh! Enough stalling! [grunts]

You need some incentive.

Perhaps the life of
your most trusted ally.

-Hey! [squawks] -Donald!

What will it be,
Scrooge? Adventure? Or your family?

You have until
the count of five.

-One... -All right, I'll do it.

No don't! Find a way
out! You can b*at him!

It's not worth the risk, lad.

Ahh!

I did it. The great
Scrooge McDuck.

Now only a poor old man.

Normally,
I wouldn't indulge in petty villainy,

but since this is a
special occasion...

-[Donald screams] -No!

[laughs]

-[Donald] Ow! - "Ow"?

"Ow"?

[squawks] [groans]

Junior Woodchuck
Guidebook Rule number one:

Always expect the unexpected.

No! No more adventures!

Waah!

Get away from my dad!

[gasps] Wait, what?!

Dew-ropkicked! Run!

I can't!

Somebody get the contract!

[Bradford roars]

[pants]

[roars]

[yelps]

[groans] Look what
you've turned me into!

A base villain!

The Sword of Swanstantine
amplifies who you are inside.

This is all you,
ya buzzard! [screams]

[Bradford grunts]

Donald Duck.

Uncle Scrooge.

[grunts]

[strains] A trip sounds
good right about now.

[all strain]

The only way to
break the Papyrus' spell

is to find a contradiction
on the Papyrus!

This contract is airtight!

Scrooge gets his family
if he gives up adventure.

[all] Ding!

[Huey] Bradford,
your contract is flawed!

What? Impossible.

I worked on it for thirty years.

Went over it with the
finest of toothed combs.

According to this,
Scrooge can be with his family

as long as he doesn't adventure.

But family is the
greatest adventure of all!

That's... the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

There's no way that...

No! No!

[grunts]

[groans]

I will not lose to Scrooge!

[Scrooge] You didn't lose to me.

You lost to my
family! All of them!

[whimpers]

-Huh? -Really?

And you're supposed to
be Scrooge's greatest villain.

He's not even wearing a kilt!

Please, no! I'm not a villain!

No, you certainly are not.

Ahh!

[cheers]

"Dad"?

Dad.

Oh, Webby darling.

Granny. [chuckles]

[all laugh]

I can't believe Launchpad
was Gizmoduck the whole time!

Yeah...

-Now that Heron's gone--
-Where do we belong?

We belong right here.

Hey, Daisy! You know that
adventure we were gonna take?

How about a couple
of stowaways? [laughs]

Put on your life vest!

What if the plane goes
down over the bay?!

You don't have to worry about us,
Uncle Scrooge. We're smarter.

-We're tougher. -We're sharper.

And we'll earn our way square!

Couldn't have
said it better myself.

-Ah! Group hug! -[laughs]

Launchpad,
who's flying the plane?!

On it! To adventure!

-Whew! -Oh. Oh, right.

That was close, Launchpad.

Whew. Almost ruined
the tender family moment.

[alarm buzzes]

[all] Whoa!

[ DuckTales instrumental
theme plays]