09x03 - High School Musical: The Musical: The Series vs. Never Have I Ever and Ron Fun...

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09x03 - High School Musical: The Musical: The Series vs. Never Have I Ever and Ron Fun...

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It's time
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!

We've got the stars

of "High School Musical:
The Musical: The Series"

playing for
Make-A-Wish America.

They're going up against

the stars of the hit comedy
"Never Have I Ever,"

playing for
Boys & Girls Clubs of America.

And now the star of our show,

Steve Harvey!

How you doing, man?

How you doing?
How's everybody?

Come on. How y'all doing?
[ Cheers and applause ]

I appreciate that.
Thank you very much.

I appreciate it, everybody.

Thank y'all.

Thank you very much, now.

♪♪

Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody!

I'm your man,
Steve Harvey!

[ Cheers and applause ]

We got a good one
for you tonight.

These two celebrity teams
are gonna be battling it out

for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Well, let's meet
the "High School Musical:

The Musical: The Series" team!

[ Cheers and applause ]

We have the cast.
Great show.

Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Joshua Bassett.

Hey.
He plays Ricky,

has his own hit song,
"Crisis/Secret"
and "Set Me Free."

Mm-hmm.

And a film called
"Better Nate Than Ever."

That's right.
How you doing, man?

So good. How are you?
Welcome to the show.

Glad to be here.
Alright, introduce everybody.

Yes. With Sofia Wylie...

[ Cheers and applause ]

...Frankie Rodriguez,

Dara Reneé,

and Matthew Cornett.

Steve: Have fun, okay?

Let's go meet
the "Never Have I Ever" team!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Everybody,
we have the cast

of the hit coming-of-age series
called "Never Have I Ever."

[ Cheers and applause ]

This is Darren Barnet,
everybody!

Darren plays Paxton.

You've also seen him in
"Agents of S. H. I. E. L. D."

and "Love Hard."

How you doing, Darren?
I'm good, yeah.

Welcome to the show.

Thank you.
Thank you for having me.

Alright,
introduce everybody.

Benjamin Norris...

[ Cheers and applause ]

...Lee Rodriguez,

Megan Suri,

and Ramona Young!

Steve:
Welcome to the show.

Let's go. Give me Joshua!
Give me Darren.

Benjamin: Let's go, Darren!
Come on, baby!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, fellas,
we got the top five answers

on the board.

Fill in the blank.

Kids would be mortified
if their parents took a picture

of their first blank.

[ Bell rings ]

Darren.
Haircut.

First haircut.

[ Buzzer ]

Joshua.
I'm terrified to say nude?

Ohh.
First naked picture.

[ Buzzer ]

Now what? What is this?
Benjamin.

Spaghetti plate.

Spaghetti plate.

[ Laughter ]

[ Buzzer ]

Sofia.

Day of school.

First day of school.

Yeah, yeah, that.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Laughter ]

Miss Lee Rodriguez.

First bath?

First bath.

[ Bell dings ]

Frankie.

First missing tooth?

First missing tooth.

[ Buzzer ]

Woman: No!

Pass or play?

Play!
Play!

Play!
We're playing!

-Let's go!
-We're playing.

Benjamin: Let's play!
It's a hard one, okay?

Megan, this is
a fill in the blank, darling.

Kids would be mortified
if their parents took a picture

of their first blank.

Kiss?

First kiss.

Darren: That's right.
That's right.

Alright.
Ramona: Oh, no.

[ Chuckles ]

Ramona, it's okay.
It's a game.

Don't even worry about --
Take the pressure off.

Okay.
Just relax.

Uh-huh.
This is a fill in the blank.

Kids would be mortified
if their parents took a picture

of their first blank.

Their first grade report.

First grade report.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

Darren, only one strike.

Kids would be mortified
if their parents took a picture

of their first blank.

Date?

First date.

Woman: It's up there.

-It's up there.
-It's up there.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Benjamin,
Mr. Spaghetti Plate?

Yeah, I don't know
what I was thinking on that one.

Yeah, we're gonna put a little
bit more thought into this one.

Yeah.

Fill in the blank, Benjamin.

Kids would be mortified
if their parents took a picture

of their first blank.

Stitches.

Stitches!

Okay.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

Miss Lee Rodriguez,

we got two strikes now.
We got to be careful.

"High School Musical"
can steal.

Kids would be mortified
if their parents took a picture

of their first blank.

First poo.

Yo! Yes!

That's what I'm
talking about, Lee.

Their first poo!

What? What?

Oh, gosh,
it's my turn now.

Okay.
Alright.

Oh, man.
Megan, there's only
one answer left,

but it's the last one.
It's the toughest one.

Yeah, it is.
You got two strikes.

"High School Musical"
can steal.

Accident?

Their first accident.

[ Buzzer ]

-Aw.
-Rats.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Well, guys, I got to tell you,
this is a tough one.

It's hard to get
that last one.

Fill in the blank.
Kids would be mortified

if their parents took a picture
of their first blank.

We're going
to go with pimple.

Woman: Good answer.
Good answer. Good answer.

-Good answer. Good answer.
-Good answer!

Good answer.
Their first pimple!

Come on.

[ Buzzer ]
Joshua: No!

♪♪

Whoo!
That was actually a good answer.

Here we go.

That was actually
a good answer.

Number 5.

All: Roll in the hay!

What is this?

Hey, let's move on
to Question 2.

Come on, let's go.
Give me Sofia.

Come on! Come on!
Give me Benjamin.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Top seven answers on the board.

You might say about the boss
who fired you,

"I hope he's," what?

[ Bell rings ]

Sofia.
Dead.

Dead.

Dead.

Number 1, dead!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Benjamin?

Speechless.

Speechless.

-What?
-Good answer.

-Good answer.
-Okay.

[ Buzzer ]

Pass or play?

Play, play, play,
play, play, play, play!

Yeah, play. For sure.
You gonna play. Let's go.

Frankie, you might say
about the boss who fired you,

"I hope he's," what?

Ugly.

[ Laughter ]

Hope he's ugly.

[ Buzzer ]

Sofia: No!

Dara, you might say about
the boss who fired you,

"I hope he's," what?

-Regretful.
-Yes, yes.

I hope he's regretful.

[ Bell dings ]

Yes!

Matt, my man,

you might say about the boss
who fired you,

"I hope he's," what?

I hope he's fired.

I hope he's fired.

Yeah, yeah.

You get out, too.
Fire him.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Joshua, my brother, you might
say to the boss who fired you,

"I hope he's," what?

So far, it's not been
a good track record,

but I hope he's got diarrhea
or digestive issues.

That was a terrible answer.

I like that answer, though, man.
Thank you.

I hope he's got diarrhea
or digestive issues!

[ Bell dings ]

Yo! Shut up!

Whew. I was nervous.

I was nervous.

I'm not even
gonna ask you.

I'm actually gonna
give you a minute,

'cause I saw you
staring at the floor

hoping that answer would
pop right up out of there.

[ Laughter ]

Mm.
Sofia, you might say

about the boss
who fired you,

"I hope he's," what?

Hope he's broke.

Dara: Oh, good answer.
I hope he's broke.

Good answer.

Matt: Good answer!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah! Yeah.

Let's go.

Frankie, you might say about
the boss who fired you,

"I hope he's," what?

I hope he's stupid.

Joshua: Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Good answer,
good answer.

Oh, no!

Good answer.
I hope he's stupid.

[ Buzzer ]

Oh, my gosh.

I'm gonna bring us down, y'all.

Well, we got
two strikes now.

Lady with the wonderful hair,
Dara...

Thank you.

If you're not careful,
"Never Have I Ever" can steal.

Alone.

Alone.

Forever alone.

Yes.
Yo!

Hope you die
by your damn self.

Alone! By him-- Yeah.

Fire me.

Alone!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

-It's okay.
-Great answer.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, guys,
here's your chance.

You might say about
the boss who fired you,

"I hope he's," what?

Arrested.

-Whoa.
-Whoa.

Arrested!

[ Buzzer ]

♪♪

Steve: Number 6.

All: Buried in work!

Steve: 3.

All: Happy!
Oh.

Oh, hope he's happy.

We'll be right back. We're
playing "Celebrity Family Feud."

♪♪

♪♪

Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.

"Never Have I Ever" got 84.

"High School Musical:
The Musical: The Series" got 70.

Give me Frankie.
Give me Lee Rodriguez.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Woman shouting indistinctly ]

Whew!

Alright, guys.
Point values are doubled.

Top five answers on the board.

Here we go.

Name something that's good
when it's chunky.

[ Bell rings ]

Frankie.
Peanut butter.

Peanut butter.
Man: Yes!

Good answer.
Good answer!

[ Bell dings ]

-Play?
-Ooh.

Pass or play?

Oh, you guys want to play?
Matt: Play!

Play! Play!
We gon' play. Come on, Frankie.

Let's go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Dara, darling, with
the wonderful head of hair...

Thank you.
...name something that's good

when it's chunky.

Ice cream.

Yeah.
Ice cream.

[ Bell dings ]
Yay!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Matt, name something that's good
when it's chunky.

Soup.
Dara: Yeah, good answer.

Chunky soup. Wow.

That's a good answer, man.
Soup!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Joshua, name something
that's good when it's chunky.

Um, a partner?

[ Audience groaning, cheering ]

What?

Not something --
Dara: He's right!

But, you know,
I mean, tell me I'm wrong.

Tell me I'm wrong.

What did you say?
A partner.

A partner.
Like a -- Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.
Like a -- Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I been there.

Yeah. Yeah.

Your partner!

[ Buzzer ]

That's me, guys.
That was me.

No, Joshua.

Sir, that was a great,
grown-man answer right there.

Thank you very much.

That's a man that knows
what he's talking about.

I mean, look.

Sofia, darling,
only one strike.

Name something
that's good when it's chunky.

Chocolate.

-Nice.
-Yes.

Chocolate!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Come on, Frankie.
-Let's go, Frankie.

This could be a miracle.

Name something that's good
when it's chunky.

Oh, my God.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

No, no. It's alright,
it's alright.

Dara?
Love this girl here.

[ Laughing ]
Thank you.

One answer left. Two strikes.
"Never Have I Ever" can steal.

Name something that's good
when it's chunky.

A fruit.

Wow.

Fruit!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Stealing this one's
gon' be tough, crew.

You can get it.
Name something that's good

when it's chunky.

Salsa.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Benjamin:
Good answer, good answer.

Right? Right?

Man, I like that answer.

-Huh?
-You know.

Salsa!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Joshua: Look at you!

Steve:
That was a really good answer.

Number 5.

All: Cookies?

Let's go on
to the next question.

Give me Dara and give me Megan.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Alright. Okay.

Ladies, point values are triple.
No.

Top four answers on the board.

Name a reason
you're wearing a tuxedo.

[ Bell rings ]

Dara?
To a wedding.

To a wedding.

-Yes.
-Come on.

Sofia: Yes, Dara.
Yes, Dara. Yes, Dara.

[ Cheering, laughter ]

We're playing.

Oh! Oh, wait, wait!

No, you're -- No, you're good.
I want to play!

Okay, great.

[ Laughter ]

Yeah.

When you ran
halfway back to your post,

I pretty much thought
you was gon' play.

Matt, my man, name a reason
you're wearing a tuxedo.

To the prom?

-Ooh.
-Mm.

Come on, player.
To the prom.

[ Bell dings ]

Joshua, give me a reason
you are wearing a tuxedo.

I'm going to go with funeral.

-Whoo.
-Good answer.

To the funeral.

[ Buzzer ]

-What?
-Oh.

Sofia, name a reason
you're wearing a tuxedo.

Like a costume party.

-Yeah.
-Sure.

Costume party.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Frankie, name a reason
you're wearing a tuxedo.

For work?

Sofia: Ooh!

For work!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

Matt: Good answer.
Good answer!

Aw, man.

So now, Dara, you have
one answer left,

but this time,
you have two strikes.

If it's not there,
the other team can steal,

and they will win the game.

A date.

Ooh. That's good.
That's good.

This is for the win.

A date!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Folks...
Benjamin: Hello.

...we have one answer
and one answer only.

If it's there,
your team steals,

and your team
wins the game.

But if it's not there,

the other team
wins the game.

Name a reason
you're wearing a tuxedo.

An awards ceremony.

[ Cheers and applause ]

This is for the win.

An awards ceremony!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Team screaming, cheering ]

♪♪

Holy...

Steve: Number 4.

All: Formal dinner?

Man, y'all played good.
Enjoyed having you.

We gon' make a donation to your
charity just for hanging out.

I appreciate y'all.

Alright, guys,
I need two of you!

I need two of you.

♪♪

I got Dara
with the wonderful hair,

and I got Joshua.

We'll be right back.
We gon' play Fast Money

right after this.

♪♪

Ready?

Oh, u-um...

Yes.

[ Laughter ]


Okay.

[ Bell dings ]

Which child gets in the least
amount of trouble,

oldest, middle,
or youngest?

Youngest.

Name a color of Gatorade.

Blue.
Give me a word

that rhymes with fumble.
Tumble.

Tell me how many
traffic accidents you've had.

A lot. 10. 3. Oh -- 3.

Name a pet that sheds its fur
all over the house.

Dog.
[ Bell rings ]

[ Screams ]
Let's go, Dara!

[ Laughs ]

Steve: Alright,
let's see how we did.

Okay.

Which child gets
in the least amount of trouble,

oldest, middle, or youngest?
You said...

Survey said...

Whoo.

Whoo!

Name a color of Gatorade.
You said...

Survey said...

[ Cheers and applause ]

Give me a word
that rhymes with fumble.

You said...

Survey said...

-Yes.
-Whoo-hoo.

Tell me how many accidents
you've had.

You said a lot.

[ Laughter ]



Survey said...

[ Imitates buzzer ]

Name a pet that sheds its fur
all over the house.

You said...

Survey said...

Boom.

Wow.

♪♪

Okay.
Joshua, now, I got
some good news for you.

You ain't got far to go,
'cause Dara got 167 points.
Hey!

Oh, yeah, she did!

Let's go.

You need 33 points to win.

Ready?
I'm so ready.

Alright,
let's remind everybody

of Dara's answers.


on the clock, please.

Which child gets in the least
amount of trouble,

oldest --
The middle child.

Oldest, middle,
or youngest?

Middle.

Name a color of Gatorade.

Blue.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.
Red.

Give me a word
that rhymes with fumble.

Tumble.
Try again.

Humble. Humble.

Tell me how many
traffic accidents you've had.

Uh, three?

Name a pet that sheds its fur
all over the house.

A dog?
Try again.

A cat.
[ Bell dings ]

My man.

Pretty solid, right?
My man.

Alright, let's see
how we did.

We need 33 points.

Which child gets in
the least amount of trouble,

oldest, middle, or youngest?
You said...

Survey said...

Joshua: Not bad.

Youngest was
the number-one answer.

We need 7 points.

Name a color of Gatorade.
You said...

Come on.

Survey said...

Let's go! Yes!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, Dara.
Thank you, Dara.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Steve: Orange was
the number-one answer.

♪♪

Rhymes with fumble, tumble.

How many accidents? One.



Pet that sheds fur, a dog.

Well, that's $25,000
for Make-A-Wish America.

I want to thank Joshua
and Darren and everybody else

for coming out
and hanging out with us

right here
on "Celebrity Family Feud."

Hey, look, folks, stay tuned.

We're going to have
two new teams

when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.

Let's meet
our next two families.

It's comedian, writer, and actor
Ron Funches and family!

[ Cheers and applause ]

And they're gonna be playing
for Marine Toys for Tots.

And from "Shazam!"
and the hit comedy "Harlem,"

it's Meagan Good and family!

[ Cheers and applause ]

And they're playing
for BLD PWR organization.

Let's go meet
the Funches family!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ron, how you doing, man?

Good, Steve. Pleasure.

Ron Funches, everybody.

Actor, writer, comedian,
host of "Chopped 420,"

a competition show

where chefs make gourmet meals
with cannabis.

What? Really?

Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]

Alright,
introduce everybody.

Oh, absolutely.
First of all,

we have my very beautiful
and pregnant wife, Christina.

[ Cheers and applause ]

We have my wonderful
mother, Karen.

[ Cheers and applause ]

My amazing brother-in-law, Alex.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And my brilliant sister,
Dr. Josalyn.

Welcome to the show.
Thank you.

Let's go meet
the Good Vibes Tribe.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
Meagan Good, everybody.

[ Cheers and applause ]

She stars in the hit comedy
"Harlem,"

plays Super Hero Darla Dudley
in the "Shazam!" movies,

and also starred
in "Think Like a Man."

Yeah.
Yes.

[ Laughter ]

You were cashing checks
on that one.

I did, I did.
How you been, Meagan?

I've been good. How are you?
Good. Good to see you.

Introduce everybody.

I have my sister,
La'Myia Good-Bellinger.

I have my brother-in-law,
Eric Bellinger.

I have my little sister, Lexi,

and I have my mommy, Tyra.

Eric: Mommy.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hey, listen. Have some fun.
Let's win some money.

Let's get it on.
Meagan: Old-school.

Give me Ron.
Give me Meagan.

No, I wasn't.

Come on, Meagan.
Come on, Meagan.

♪♪

Hello.
Ron: Hello.

[ Laughs ]

Alright, guys, here we go.

We got the top six answers
on the board.

Name something you wear
in the bedroom

that you'd never wear in public.

Ron.
Lingerie.

Lingerie.

Woman: Good answer.

Meagan?

Head scarf.

Head scarf.

[ Buzzer ]

Pass or play?

What do you wanna do?
[ Indistinct shouting ]

Looks like
we're gonna play, Steve!

We gon' play. Let's go.
Dang.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hey, Christina,
name something you wear

in the bedroom
you'd never wear in public.

I'm going to say pajamas.

Pajamas.

[ Bell dings ]

Ron: Hey! Number one.

Miss Karen, name something
you wear in the bedroom

you'd never wear in public.

House shoes.
House shoes.

[ Bell dings ]

Yeah!

Alex, name something
you wear in the bedroom

that you'd never wear
in public.

Sleeping mask.

Sleeping mask.

Good answer.
A sleeping mask.

[ Buzzer ]

Ron: Good answer.

Alright, only one strike.

Hey, Josalyn, how are you?

I'm doing well, Steve.

Name something you wear
in the bedroom

you'd never wear in public.

Nothing, Steve.
Just all nude.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Comfortable.

Hey.

[ Laughter ]

Let's get naked!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ron, only one strike, man.
Give me something

you wear in the bedroom
you'd never wear in public.

I'm going to say curlers,
Steve.

Curlers.

[ Buzzer ]

-Ohh!
-Ohh!

Alright, we got two strikes now.
We got to be careful.

The Good Vibes Tribe
can steal.

Sweatpants. [ Laughs ]

Sweatpants.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

-That was a good answer.
-Okay.

Alright, family. Let's go.
Here's your chance.

Meagan, give me something
you wear in the bedroom

you'd never wear in public.

Zit cream.

Oh, zit cream.

Yeah.

Eric: Good answer,
good answer, good answer.

Zit cream!
Mask.

[ Buzzer ]

♪♪

What was it?

Steve: Number 6.

All: S&M gear!
[ Laughs ]

What?
Who came up with this?

What?

We church folk.

He said -- He said,
"We church folks."

[ Laughter ]

"We won't be doing all that."

Number 4.

All: Short shorts!

-Oh, my gosh.
-No.

Hey, let's go to Question 2.
Give me Christina.

Give me La'Myia.

La'Myia.

♪♪

Hi.

Ladies, top six answers
on the board.

Listen to this one carefully.

Name a procedure a dentist does

that he might also use
as a code for making love.

[ Bell rings ]

Root canal.

A root -- Alright, now.

[ Laughter, cheering ]

Hey, babe.

"Yeah. Yeah."

I like it. I like it.
"Finna do this root canal.

You know what's happening.

Come on over here, girl,

and get on this here
root canal."

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

What do you think,
Christina?

Using a drill?

We gon' use the drill.

We 'bout to use a drill.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Pass or play?
Karen: We want to play!

We're gonna play, Steve.
We gon' play. Let's go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Miss Karen?
Yes, sir.

Give me a procedure
that a dentist does

that he might also use
as a code for making love.

Scaling.

Huh?
Scaling.

Yes, good answer, Mommy.
Good answer.

Scaling?
Scaling, yes.

That's right.
It's up there.

It's up there, Steve.
It's up there.

That's part of the S&M type.

[ Audience exclaiming ]

[ Laughter ]

Miss K--
Miss Karen, I --

Yes, Steve?
I wasn't expecting that

from you, ma'am.

[ Laughter ]

Scaling in the mouth!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

Alex?

Name a procedure
a dentist does

that he might also use
as a code for making love.

Filling.

Ooh!

Let me get this filling!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

family doctor.

But modest.

Give me a procedure
a dentist does

he might use as a code
for making love.

Polishing.

What's up, Josalyn?

[ Laughter ]

Yeah, I wasn't ready
for that one, though.

I said it. It's up there.
Polishing.

Yeah, Miss Josalyn threw me
on that one right there.

Thought she was gon' be
a little bit more technical.

Polishing!

[ Buzzer ]

-Aw.
-Oh, no.

I thought it was
a good answer.

I liked that one.
I wasn't ready for that.

That was good.

Ron, we got two strikes.
We got to be careful now.

The Good Vibes Tribe
can steal.

A deep flossing.

[ Laughter ]

Deep flossing.
Okay.

Good answer.

Deep flossing!

[ Laughter ]

[ Bell dings ]

Yeah!

Christina,
we got two strikes.

Good Vibes Tribe can steal.

Name a procedure
a dentist does

he might also use as a code
for making love.

How about getting at
those wisdom teeth?

[ Laughter ]

Josalyn: If you say it
like that, yes.

[ Laughter ]

Karen:
Good answer, Christina.

[ Cheers and applause ]

They want to know
what you mean by that.

I guess it would be
an extraction.

But I don't know.
That's --

An extraction.

An extraction!

[ Bell dings ]

Come on, clear the board, Mommy.
Clear the board.

Clear the board.

Now, Miss Karen,

I'mma just head on over
this way.

[ Laughter ]

'Cause after
your first answer...

Take a sh*t at it.

Good Vibes can steal.

Brushing.

Mm. Not bad.

That's pretty good,
Miss Karen.

That's a pretty good answer,
now. I ain't gon' lie to you.

Let's see if it's up there!
Brushing!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, family. Give me
a procedure a dentist does

that he might also use as a code
for making love.

Injection.

[ Audience exclaiming ]

[ Laughter ]

Well, it is necessary.

Injection!

Woman: Injection.

[ Buzzer ]

Oh!
I thought it was up there.

I thought it was up there.
What?!

Good answer.

Number 2.

[ Audience groans ]
He said it.

You picked them off.

Hey, y'all, we'll be right back.
We're playing

"Celebrity Family Feud."
We got a good one now.

♪♪

Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.

The Funches, 159.
Yeah.

Good Vibes Tribe
not on the board.

Give me Karen.
Give me Eric.

♪♪

Alright, guys, here we go.

Point values are double.

Top five answers on the board.

Name something a pirate's angry
wife might do to his wooden leg.

[ Bell rings ]

Karen.

Saw it.
Saw it.

[ Applause ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's play.

We're going.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Big Sexy.

[ Laughter ]

My man.

Tell me something
that a pirate's angry wife

might do to his wooden leg.

Throw it into the ocean.

Josalyn: Good answer.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Throw it into the ocean!

[ Bell dings ]

Ron: Yeah.

Hey, Josalyn,
give me something

a pirate's angry wife might do
to his wooden leg.

She's gonna burn it, Steve.

Burn it!

Karen:
Good answer, Jo.

[ Bell dings ]

Yeah.
Burn, baby, burn.

Hey, Ron, give me something
an angry pirate's wife

might do to his wooden leg.

Feed it to the piranhas.

Feed it to the piranhas.

[ Buzzer ]

-I knew I was --
-It's okay.

I knew it was out there.
Yeah.

Hey, Christina.
Something a pirate's angry wife

might do to his wooden leg.

I'm going to say
he's gonna bury it.

Bury it?
She's gonna bury it. Yes.

Bury it.

[ Buzzer ]

[ All groan ]
Josalyn: Yeah. Okay.

Miss Karen, you've got
to save the day again.

You got it, Mommy. You know.
We've got two strikes.

Angry.
Good Vibes Tribe can steal.

Nail it.

Nail it.

[ Laughter ]

Good answer.

Nail it!

[ Laughter ]

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Meagan, name something

a pirate's angry wife might do
to his wooden leg.

Hide it?

Eric: Good answer.
Good answer.

Good answer, good answer.
That's a good answer.

Good answer, good answer,
good answer, good answer.

That's a good answer.
Meagan: Come on!

That's gonna be up there.

Hide it!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

La'Myia: Hide it.

Crazy. Crazy.

[ Laughter ]

Lexi:
Don't get too excited.

Number 5.

All: Kick it!

Steve:
Well, the game continues.

Alex and Lexi!

Meagan: Whoo!
Let's go, Lexi!

♪♪

Lexi:
How are you?

Alright, guys, here we go.
Point values are triple.

Top four answers on the board.

We asked 100 married women,

a king sits on a throne.

What does her husband sit on?

[ Bell rings ]

Alex.
Couch.

The couch.

[ Applause ]

[ Bell dings ]

Play?

Ron: Yeah.
Oh, yeah, let's play.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Josalyn, talked to


A king sits on a throne.
What's your husband sit on?

He sitting
on his throne, too.

My king.

[ Laughter ]

Sitting on his throne, too.

[ Buzzer ]

Oh.

Ron, talked to
Yeah?

A king sits on a throne.
What does your husband sit on?

Toilet, Steve.

[ Laughs ]

The toilet.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Christina?
Yes.

We asked 100 married women.
A king sits on a throne.

What's your husband sit on?

My husband does not,
but I'm going to say bar stool.

He sits on a bar stool.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Weep it out.
Weep it out.

Miss Karen.
Yes.

One answer left.
Listen to me.

If you give me that answer,
Miss Karen,

your family walks out of here,
wins the game.

Talked to 100 married women.
A king sits on a throne.

What does your husband
sit on?

His lazy butt.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

This is obviously a woman
who has had a husband.

[ Laughter ]

He sits on his lazy butt!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Steve: Wow.

Hey, listen,
thank y'all for coming.

We gonna make a contribution
to your charity

just for hanging out
with us.

Good to see you, now.

Hey, I need two of y'all
right here.

♪♪

We're gonna be right back.

We're gonna play Fast Money
right after this.

♪♪

Alright, you ready?
Yes, sir.


on the clock, please.

We asked 100 women,
name something you wear

that's sexy
but uncomfortable.

A thong.
Name something

parents bribe their kids with.
Candy.

Name an animal that has
a hard time rolling over.

Turtle.
What time is too late

for trick-or-treaters
to knock on your door?


Tell me a reason

you might suddenly
get a lot of money.

Lottery.
[ Bell rings ]

Karen: Alright.
Alright, Ron. Alright.

We asked 100 women,

name something you wear
that's sexy but uncomfortable.

You said...

Survey said...

Mm-hmm.

Name something parents
bribe their kids with.

You said...

Survey said...

Nice.

Name an animal that has
a hard time rolling over.

You said...

Survey said...

Alright!

What time is too late
for trick-or-treaters

to knock on your door?

You said...

Survey said...

Nice.

Tell me a reason you might
suddenly get a lot of money.

You said...

Survey said...

Whoo.
Alright.

Yeah.
Karen: Yeah.

Steve: Wow.
That's pretty good, Ron.

♪♪

Miss Josalyn,
he got 179.

Oh, baby!
[ Laughs ]

You need 21 points

to win this money, Josalyn.
Okay.

It's gon' be a little bit
tougher this time,

so we'll give you 25 seconds.
You ready?

I'm ready.
Alright.

Let's remind everybody
of Ron's answers.


please.

We asked 100 women,
name something you wear

that's sexy
but uncomfortable.

A bra.
Name something

parents bribe
their kids with.

Candy.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.

Te-- Pass.
Name an animal that has

a hard time rolling over.

A turtle.
Try again.

Elephant.
What time is too late

for trick-or-treaters
to knock on your door?


Tell me a reason

you might suddenly
get a lot of money.

Win the lottery.
Try again.

A new job.

Wow, there you go.
[ Buzzer ]

[ Cheers and applause ]
Thanks, Josalyn.

You're okay.
Okay.

We need 21 points.

We asked 100 women,
name something you wear

that's sexy but uncomfortable.
You said...

Survey said...

Ron: Yeah!
That's it.

♪♪

That's all we needed!
That's it.

♪♪

Bra was the number-one answer.

Candy and food, number-one.

Turtle, number-one.



tied for the top.

And winning the lottery
was number-one.

Well, that's 25,000 bucks

for Marine Toys for Tots.

I want to thank Ron and Meagan

and their families

for coming on and hanging out

with us right here on

"Celebrity Family Feud."

Hey, look, I'm Steve Harvey.

We'll see you next time, folks.
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