04x23 - The End of the Innocence (Part I)

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Are you thinking of going to college.

Guess I am.

You do know you're talking about
four years of really hard work.

-Yes I do and I intend to do it.
-OK, fine, good for you.

Listen, anyone who wants
to learn like you do is...

-welcome in my class.
-Thanks.

Honey, you're k*lling yourself with this college thing.

It's no big deal, you gave it a sh*t.

Come here, you.

What happened last night?

It was an innocent and platonic kiss
intended to make your ex-wife jealous.

And you're a hell of a kisser.

If you want to leave him
for that man then leave him.

At least have the courage
to bear your burden in silence.

Dharma, tell him he's got to be in the picture.

Charlie obviously has somewhere else to be.

-Goodbye Charlie.
-Bye.

Did you find anything?

Yeah, enough dog hair to make a sweater.

You know they sell an attachment
for the vacuum cleaner.

We have it but the dogs refuse to use it.

Hey Marcy, come on in.

We're looking for a two-page letter,
it's from Charlie.

A letter from Charlie?

Jane already pointed out
that I'm an idiot for keeping it,

we can just skip that part
and get to trying to find it

before Greg comes home from golf.

Got it.

-Why did she keep the letter?
-It was hot.

No, it wasn't hot.

He said that he understood
that I loved my husband...

and that we could never be together.

And that her laughter was like a gentle rain.

He also say when she smiled,
the sun turned green.

No, he said that when I smile
the sun itself turn green with envy

such as my radiance, now keep looking.

Where did you see it last?

I can't remember, I keep moving it.

I hid it in my jewelry box

but then I thought what if Greg does
something crazy like buying me earrings,

and putting them in my jewelry box
so when I get dressed I just find them.

He does that?

He might.

He put a chocolate on my pillow once,
like how they do in the hotels.

Of course I didn't see it and I
woke up with an ear full of nougat.

I know I should NYOB here,

but if I had a husband
who did stuff like that

I'd never keep a love letter
from some other guy.

That's a nice way
of calling someone an idiot.

But not as fulfilling.

Hi!

Hi!

That's what you're looking for.

-We should go.
-You think?

Check your jewelry box,
see if he left you any earrings.

Nermeen Roshdy
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Season 4
Episode 23.

The End of Innocence.

{\an8}You know, we don't have to go to the party
if you don't want to.

Told your parents we'd be there,
we'll be there.

Can we talk about the letter?

Not now.

-When?
-I don't know but not now.

OK look,

Charlie had feelings for me,

and the truth is I liked him too.

But you know what, I'm human

{\an8}I'm going to meet people that I like

{\an8}but that doesn't mean
that things are going to happen

{\an8}because they won't and they didn't.

And everyone agrees that I'm an idiot
for keeping the letter including me.

OK, you talk.

Let's just go to your parents' stupid maypole party.

You're not gonna talk to me at all?

Not now.

OK.

-Can I turn the radio on?
-If you like.

Stupid radio.

Good, you guys are just in time.

We're about to start dancing the maypole.

Good.

Listen Abby, I don't think Greg's
going to dance today.

Oh no, why not, Greg?

Well, it's my third Maypole party this month,
and I'm just a little pulled out.

Yeah I know how that can be.

A little pulled out?!

Busting me for lying.

All right let's make
a beautiful maypole, people.

-I thought I could do this but I can't.
-Fine, let's just go.

I'd rather be alone, can you get a ride?

I guess.

Dharma, we want to talk about you and Greg.

I keep telling him
there's nothing to worry about

but when I explain what happened
I don't come off looking so good.

I think the two of you maybe need
to seek professional help.

Because I know this wonderful phrenologist

she feels the bumps on your head
and the bumps on your partner's head

and then she figures out why the two
of you were bumping heads.

Greg's pretty conservative, Abby...

I don't think he'd be comfortable
with anything like that.

Yeah.

Yeah he'd probably be more comfortable

with something traditional
like couples acupuncture,

or simultaneous colonic irrigation.

May be.

You know Dharma, this will work out.

Did you and Larry ever go
through anything like this?

Yeah, there was this guy
before I met your father.

He was gorgeous, he had long hair
and a beard and these piercing blue eyes.

I had a picture of him from our trip to Mexico

on the beach in his sandals
and a towel wrapped around his waist.

I couldn't throw it out.

-And Larry found it?
-Yeah.

-He was furious.
-So what did you do?

I told him

it was a picture of Jesus
my mother had sent me.

This was a photograph.

And one day he'll realize that and we'll
talk about it and I know he'll forgive me.

All right.

Look!

I know you're going through something here

and what I'm about to suggest
might be a little bit too soon for you

but I just met these two girls
on the way back from the bathroom.

One of them works at the GAP, the other's
like a doctor or a dancer or something.

Don't bring them over.

Come on, this is perfect.
They've already had dinner.

All right, do you want to talk about it?

Cause it looks like I got all night.

I don't know what to say,
I mean, I don't know if I'm...

angry or numb.

What?

Do you want to work through this thing
with Dharma?

Here's what you do,

you take her to a marriage counselor.

I hadn't thought of that,
that's actually a good idea.

I know and I got the perfect guy for you.

Completely legit counselor, but for a few
extra bucks he takes the husband's side.

I'm not going to take Dharma
to a crocked marriage counselor.

You can go to an honest
one but then it's just a crap sh**t.

I'll see you.

Hey, can I get a ride home from you?

Sure, come on.

I meant can you come back in
a couple hours, I could drive myself now.

Hey, have you had dinner yet?

It was really cool of you to suggest
going to a marriage counselor, thanks.

Yeah, this wasn't supposed to be very good.

She was mentioned in the best and worst
around town article in San Francisco magazine.

Well, they were right about best sushi bar
with the view and best 24-hour locksmith.

And the dog washing place.

That's good Dana.
All right Phil, trust her.

This is ridiculous,
she did that on purpose.

-Did you do that on purpose?
-No!

See, now just forgive and let go
and I'll see you next week.

You guys are doing great.

Welcome new friends.

Hi, I'm Dharma and this is my husband Greg.

-Hi Dharma, hi Greg.
-Dr Kessler.

Please, everyone just calls me Dr Trish.

-OK, Dr Trish.
-Yes.

And just so you know
I validate feelings not parking.

So you two got married on the day you met?

And you really didn't know
anything about each other?

No, not really.

That is so romantic.

What a wonderful way to start out together.

Now I'm not sure it is so great,
cause we're having problems.

We don't have problems, we have feelings.

And around here we like to take
our feelings out of the feelings bag.

Go ahead reach in, Greg.

Grab hold of a feeling.

Go on Greg, dip.

Good you got it.

OK

squeeze it.

Good, now feel the feeling.

Is it...

soft?

Round?

Fluffy?

There's nothing in the bag.

It's round, just say it's round.

OK, I like the way you are helping him there.

That's what a relationship is all about.

My Brian is so like that.

OK, let me start again.

Dharma and I have had a couple of...

OK, can I just tell you guys
something really quick?

Brian and I are getting married.

-That's great.
-Congratulations.

I know, but it's so scary.

I mean with the kind of people I see
around here and everything all the time.

Let me talk about us cause I'm... I'm...

I'm feeling a little frustrated that...

-we're not focusing on our problem.
-No don't say problem say feelings.

Thank you, anyway my wife has feelings
for another guy and...

Dr Trish.

Hey Brian listen I've got clients
right now.

What?

That is weird because
I was just thinking about you too.

I love you, baby.

Honey, let's never fight.

See you tonight, I love you Brainy.

I'm sorry.

You know what, I have an idea.

I think...

that you guys are ready and up
for throwing the fairness ball.

-No more games, you know...
-Catch!

Stop.

This is not a game, we have a problem here.

You lied to me and I don't know
if I can trust you anymore

and I don't know how we're ever
gonna get that back.

Maybe you start getting it back by trying
to forgive me and stop punishing me.

How many times do you want me
to say I'm sorry because I am, I'm really.

-I am sorry.
-Why did you keep the letter?

I don't know, I guess I was flattered
that he thought I was so special.

-And I don't?
-Of course you do, I know you do.

Terrific, Dharma acknowledges
that Greg thinks she is special also.

The two of you get... a sticker.

Why didn't you tell me
what happened between you and Charlie?

Because nothing really happened.

And when your mom told me how upset you'd be
and hurt if you knew

Wait a minute, wait.

My mother knows about this?

Keep going with this, this is good.

Dr Trish.

No it's fine Brian,
they are the same people. What?

Why not?

Yes Brian, I know you have to spend
some time with your wife.

I'm not mad, I just...

no, I mean yes, I am aware

that you will tell her about us
when you are ready to tell her about us.

You do?

All right, I love you too baby.
Bye.

All right,

now, Greg was talking about his mother.

So let's take out the mommy doll.

Greg, what do you want to say to mommy?

Of course I told her not to tell you,
it would only hurt you.

Just like her telling you about me only hurts me.

You made it about you really fast.

Gregory, I am sorry.

I am really sorry
that you have to go through this.

Really?

What is that supposed to mean?

Like you haven't spent
the last three and a half years

hoping that Dharma and I would break up.

All right I'm not saying that I haven't thought that.

Thank you.

Gregory, just sit down,

please.

Do you remember Emily Man hart?

The girl I took to the prom,
what about her?

Right before the prom, remember we were here

we took pictures in the living room, and

you had on your little tuxedo
and Emily had on this

delaurenti gown, hideous little thing but...

it was the style.

What's your point mother?

The point is...

that when I looked at the two of you standing there
I saw your whole life.

You'd go to college

you'd marry Emily you'd go
into your father's business, you'd have two children

a little girl,

Catherine after me

you'll live nearby, not so close that I'd

rough a little feathers

but close enough so that the grandchildren
could walk to Nana and Papy's house.

-And you know what.
-What?

I think if I'd gotten that wish

you wouldn't be a 100 as happy as
you have been with Dharma.

Well, it's not exactly paradise right now.

The honeymoon is finally over,
welcome to the real world.

-I'm supposed to act like this never happened?
-No.

No, you are angry and you should be angry.

Every right to express your anger.

Years ago when I discovered
that your father had strayed,

I instructed the housekeeper to
pick up this very coffee table

and throw it through that window.

I just don't know if I can get past this.

Of course you can.

But if you can't.

I understand Emily finally had her ears
pinned back.

Hi!

-Hi!
-I wasn't sure you'd be here.

Well, here I am.

So, did you do the Dr Trish homework.

I tried, but I don't know what these
questions have to do with our relationship.

If your anger were an animal,
what would it be?

I wrote down buffalo just because
I don't like them.

You don't like buffaloes? I love buffalos.

Well, maybe there's something to that one.

You know, we don't have to go back to her,
we can...

find somebody else or we can just talk.

-I want to get through this.
-Me too.

-I missed you.
-I missed you too.

So, what's new?

Well, my mother seems to be loosening up a bit.

-Really?
-Yeah, she suddenly thinks
you're good for me...

and when we have kids she wants
to be called Nana.

Wow! Miss a little miss a lot.

What about you?

Just stuff.

I got accepted to UCC.

Well, that's great.

Yeah, I'm probably not going cause
that's where Charlie teaches

and that would bother you.

No, you worked hard to get in,
you should go.

-You sure?
-Absolutely.

Well, it's a very big place,
I probably won't even see him.

Well, that's probably a good thing.

So, what do we do now?

I'm not sure.

Do you want to just get a bite
to eat and talk?

That sounds nice.

You know, the pizza place across the street...

made the 10 best list
in San Francisco magazine.

Chinese it is.

Dharma?!

-Charlie!
-Hi!

Hi!

What are you doing here?

Just registered, got my books.

-You got in, that's great.
-Yeah.

Can I give you a lift somewhere?

No, I'm fine. The bus will be here.

The bus doesn't come by again for an hour.

Come on, my car's right over here.

I'm fine, I'm cool. I love the rain.

-It's freezing.
-It's OK, I love the freezing.

Dharma, you're being silly.
Now, let me give you a ride.

Charlie, Greg found the letter you sent me.

But you kept the letter.

Get over it yourself.

Sorry.

Anyway I think everything's going
to work out OK, but I...

I don't think it'll be a good idea if you
and I start hanging out together, you know.

-OK, I understand.
-Yeah.

But you getting pneumonia
when I've got a perfectly good crappy car

you can ride it,
doesn't make any sense either.

Come on.

Dharma!

Please!

All right, fine.

But if it stops raining,
I'm getting out of the car.

Thanks Charlie.

It was pouring and Charlie saw me.
I was on one of those bus stops.

It's just a bench, you know,
it doesn't have the....

I don'r care what kind of bench
it was, Dharma.

-Where are you going?
-I don't know, not home.

Come on, Greg.
Let's go inside and talk about this.

I dont have anything to say
and there's nothing I want to hear.

Greg!