01x11 - Heads or Tails

[bunniefuu]

Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 1:
Heads or Tails

E.T.A. Planet Mobius, thirty seconds…

Five seconds, Dr. Robotnik.

We're home Cluck.

I do miss the beauty of this place
when I'm away.

Good morning, Dr. Robotnik.
Exciting trip?

Shut up, Snively.

Oh what is it, Cluck?

Does hims need another head adjustment?

Any hint of that troublesome hedgehog?

Not exactly, Dr. Robotnik.

What do you mean not exactly?

Either there is or there isn't.

Well I… You see I… But I…

Emergency light, Dr. Robotnik!
Monitor 10!

Isn't that one of those fetid little
Freedom Fighters?

Affirmative, sir.

His name is Tails
and he is usually accompanied by Sonic.

Take him! Perhaps his cries
will flush out…the hedgehog!

Princess Sally will love these!
I can't wait to give them to her!

Nope, not here, nope!

No, nope, nope. Nope.

You ready, Rotor?

Ready!

Hey Sal, don't you call me a fool…

…'cause baby you know
that I'm way past cool! Way past cool!

Way past cool, huh?
How do you like the entrance?

You know the way I come flyin' in,…

…hit the old Axel Rose pose
right on the downbeat.

Sally won't like it, it's too hard rock,
it's gotta be softer.

Softer? What do you mean, softer?
I hate softer!

Softer is for pillows, for ice cream!
Music has gotta move!

It's gotta be pedal to the metal!

- It's gotta…
- Ballad.

Ballad-shmallad! No way, man!
Ballads make me wanna hurl!

Ugh! Chunkage contained.

Sonic!

Thought you said
Tails was pickin' flowers!

He was…two minutes ago.

The foul little beast is ours, Cluck.

Yes.

It worked! There's the hedgehog!

Bomber-One, the hedgehog is
directly behind you!

Forget the small one!
Get Sonic! Get him!

GET HIM!

Hang tight, Tails!
We're juicing warp seven!

Hey Sonic! Over here!

Little news, bottlehead Robotnik!

Read the old lips. You are history,
done, through, out of here!

'Cause the Freedom Fighters are
up and on the job!

- We're there!
- Hi mom.

Wait!

Mark my words, hedgehog.

Before this day is done,…

…you, and the power rings…

…will be right in the palm of my hand.

Should we hold our breath, guys?

- No way.
- Nope.

Let's juice.

Wake up call, guys,
the hedgehog has landed!

Wow! How fast did we go Sonic?

We were scootin' and rootin' lil' bro.

No way! Scootin' and rootin'?

Yup, scootin' and rootin'.

Can I ride with you Sonic?

You wanna ride with me?

Yeah yeah yeah!

Sorry bud, no can do.

Just kidding! Let's juice!

Incoming…

…cannonball!

Sorry about that, guys.

You're sorry?

Very good, Bunnie!

Now up we go with the new one here.

Why Antoine, I do declare…

…what would I ever do
without all your help?

It's nothing really.

Do tell…

Sally, did y'all figure out why these
silly throwing arms keep breaking?

We're working on it, Bunnie.

Search databank for entry,
variable, catapult.

Allow for an extra one thousand pound
capacity and begin creation.

Working.

You're really beautiful
when you work, Princess Sally.

Antoine, don't call me princess.

Out here, the only royalty is
Mother Nature.

To me you'll always be royalty.

Yes!

The cotter pins!

They're made of wood.

So when we increase our payload weight,
they break.

They've gotta be metal.

It's Sonic!

Thought that I detected a foul odor.

You look a little green.

Actually, you look better green!
You should keep it!

Uh-oh Sal, what's wrong?

- I thought you were gonna help.
- But what about yesterday?

- What about it?
- Didn't I help yesterday?

- No.
- No?

Is there an echo?

Or what about the day before yesterday?

Sonic! Are you gonna help us?

- I was, I can, I am!
- Thank you.

I was built for speed
and born for danger!

Speed is my middle name
and danger is my game!

This is not a game, Sonic! We need
metal cotter pins for the catapults!

Cotter pins? What's a cotter pin?

I knew that! Cotter pins! Come on Rotor,
we gotta do the ring thing.

- Is it time yet?
- Any second now.

Here it comes!

I got it! Hey Sonic!

How come you're the only guy
who can use the power rings?

My Uncle Chuck invented them for me
so I can bring down dorks like Robotnik.

I hate creepy old Robotnik!

Yeah, don't we all?

Yeah!

- Did you get it?
- Yup.

Get six of these
but they have to be metal.

No prob!

- Be cool, Sonic.
- Way past.

Oh you stupid…

Stupid tree.

Tails, what are you doing?

Going to the big city.

I'm excited for ya, little bro
but that's nowhere near cool.

- How come?
- Because the big city is…

…crawling with Swat-Bots.
They're all over the place,…

…just waiting for you to come to town,
so they can robotocize you.

- They are?
- Sure, they are.

Okay but it's a long way back
to Knothole,…

…so if a Buzz-Bomber gets real mad
and gobbles me up…

I bet you're going to feel
just terrible.

Okay, okay, you can go.

But listen up! You stay in my backpack
and guard the power ring, got it?

Got it!

Is it gonna be dark
when we get to the big city?

That's the plan!
Hold on, we're gonna juice!

Patrol 9, status?

Z-sector normal.

Place is crawling with Swat-Bots.
Tails, so we gotta chill, serious!

How come the big city smells so yucky?

'Cause Robotnik's factories hurl
tons of crude into the sky everyday.

Gesundheit!

Past cool, Tails.

Cotter pins!

Who are those guys?

They used to be people.

Then Robotnik fed them through
his robo-machine…

…and now they're robots
working in his crude factories.

- Is Uncle Chuck there?
- Don't see him.

Can I see Uncle Chuck's picture again?

- Do you miss Uncle Chuck?
- A ton. Muttski too.

- That's one mean lookin'…
- That's…that's Muttski!

He looks too mean.

'Cause he's a robot
but he won't hurt me, I'm his best bud.

Muttski, over here boy!

Hey it's me, Sonic.

Muttski, muttski, muttski,…

This is the thanks I get
after putting you through…

…four years of obedience school.

Bad dog! You sit, you stay!
You don't bite, understand?

See Tails, you gotta take control.
Let the dog know who's in charge.

Muttski, have you seen
Uncle Chuck hangin' out?

Someday we'll find him.
You know what I'm gonna do Muttski?

Change you back to a real dog!
You know, chewin up furniture,…

…chasing cars, drinking from the toilet!
All that cool dog stuff.

How you gonna do that?

By reversing him through
Robotnik's robo-machine.

Muttski!

Bad dog, Muttski! Mondo bad dog!

You're supposed to be
hedgehog's best friend.

Okay, okay, that's it,
I can take a hint Muttski.

But hang in 'cause someday
we'll be together again.

Uh-oh, more Swat-Guys.

C'mon bot brains, move it!

Hold onto your lunch, Tails!

- Tails, you okay?
- Yup.

Not again!

Where are we?

An air vent but hey, no prob,
I got eyes like a hawk.

Tonight, I shall reveal
my most brilliant plan to date…

…that will positively eliminate
the nasty little hedgehog.

As well as all the other
so-called Freedom Fighters…

…and bring me the power rings!

My plan is simple in its genius.

Sonic, I gotta go to the bathroom.

Real, real bad!

Inside these tanks
is a new chemical I created…

…that my Buzz-Bombers,
under Snively's direction,…

…will use to spray over
the Great Forest…

…and instantly k*ll all trees!

Revealing the Freedom Fighter's
secret hiding place, Knothole Village!

Thus, allowing my Swat-Bots,
to capture Princess Sally!

And if that horrid hedgehog
should show up,…

…I have a little surprise,
the hedgehog seeking m*ssile!

Start the countdown!

Well…

Nice of you to drop in, hedgehog!

Did we miss dinner?

Does this mean dinner's off?

It means, hedgehog…

…that your days
as a Freedom Fighter are over.

You talking to me?

Of course!

I don't think so,
there's still too much work to do!

Listen, I'd like to stay
and really get to know you Robotnik…

…but it's juice time!

Get him! Get him! GET HIM!

Get the hedgehog!

Let's you worm out of this one,
hedgehog!

Tails, time to bust the power ring.

The power ring!

Hold on Tails, we're gonna Warp Sonic!

You were fortunate this time,
hedgehog, but the night is young.

Is this way past cool or what?

Way past!

It's bad enough
that Sonic doesn't help out.

Now I'm worried about him and Tails.

I'm sure they're fine Sally.

Do you think Sonic does all those
childish things just to make me mad?

Oh honey-pie, I think that's just Sonic,
it's what makes him special.

Sonic!

…and the Buzz-Bombers
are heading here right now…

…with some chemical Robotnik invented…

…that's gonna k*ll all the trees
and expose Knothole!

Somehow we gotta stop him!

I have a plan!

Great Forest dead ahead! Six minutes!

Okay, that's all of 'em.

Tails, see anything?

Sure, millions of things!
Rocks, mountains, trees…

Sonic, the new cotter pins really helped
and Rotor reinforced the throwing arms…

…but their range is still limited.

The Buzz-Bombers
have to fly close enough.

Problemo.

The old light bulb
just went on in my head.

The Buzz-Bombers hate my guts, right?

Yes, so?

What do you mean, so?

So, as in, so what?

So they'll follow me anywhere,
including inside our catapult range.

Thank you, thank you, I am humble!

I hate to admit it, but you're right.

Activate defoliants
in ten seconds, Bomber-One!

Ten, nine,…

You look a little hot, Buzz-brain!
Better cool down with some ice water!

The hedgehog, where is he?

Where is the hedgehog?

I'm…searching your Excellency.

Find him!

Here I am slughead,
give me your best sh*t!

I'd like to hang but I gotta juice!

Use the hedgehog m*ssile!

C'mon m*ssile head! I'm getting bored.

Woah!

Looking for me?

Yo, back here needle-nose!

Hello!

Get the hedgehog Bomber-One
or I will turn you into a can opener!

Here comes Sonic and Buzz-Bombers
right behind him!

Fire!

Fire!

- Help! Sonic!
- Fire!

Sonic help me!

Sonic!

What are you doing Bomber-One?

Get back there! Get that hedgehog!

Do you read me? I want the hedgehog!

Come here!

Alright.

You were really great today.

- Thanks, what about yesterday?
- What about it?

Wasn't I great yesterday too?

- So-so.
- So-so?

Is there an echo?

Well what about
the day before yesterday?

- What about it?
- Well was I great, or so-so?

I don't remember
the day before yesterday.

Well I do and I was great!