01x01 - Super Sonic

[bunniefuu]

Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 6:
Super Sonic

Here y'all go, Rotor.

Thanks, Bunnie.

Welcome, I'm sure.

I'm a walkin' disaster!

Y'all wanna hurry up here, Rotor?

All this dampness is frizzin' my ears.

This is the biggest wrench I could find, Rotor.

You know, if we use a bigger gear here, we could double the power output.

I bet you're right.

Nicole, search data bank for entry "water wheel".

One entry qualifies, Sally.

What?

Nicole, a water wheel.

One entry qualifies.

Oh, no. I was afraid of this.

Somebody's got that old chili dog feelin' again!

No, Sonic. Nicole is malfunctioning.

A chili dog is no malfunction, Sal.

Nicole, run diagnostic level 4B.

Running.

Sub microprocessor chip 16 has a fatal error.

Is that bad?

It's cool.

- Ready?
- Ready and steady.

Let's do it to it!

Yo, heavy metal heads! Wanna play tag?

Your it!

Now or never, Sally-girl.

Yes!

Oh, hi! I was just leaving.

I hate when they do that.

Come on, Sal. Where ya at?

Don't they ever get tired?

Forbidden Zone?

Send more Hover units, Snively.

Yes sir, Dr. Robotnik.

I want the Princess.

Who was that?

I really don't know, sir. I'll find out.

You okay, Sal?

Yes. Let's get out of here.

What in Heaven's name do you suppose that cloaked thing was?

It was the Guardian.

Who's the Guardian?

More like "what".

According to legend, he watches over the resting place of Lazar.

What's Lazar?

Not what. Who.

Who is what?

The evil wizard, Lazar, has rested for centuries within the Forbidden Zone.

Although many have attempted to recover his computer of magic spells.

None have succeeded.

Go on.

According to legend, Lazar awaits someone vile enough to awaken him.

Vile?

That would be you, sir.

Forget it, Sonic. It's too risky.

C'mon, Sal! Lazar's magic spells can really kick some Robuttnik tail!

But you might wake Lazar!

Moi?

Faster than lightning, quieter than a mouse.

I'm there and back before you know I'm even gone.

Will you be serious for a minute?

Thirty seconds is my limit.

One day you'll learn that speed is no substitute for common sense.

Time's up!

Snooze, ya loose, gotta cruise!

Be careful, Sonic!

It's magic time!

Boys...

I've found him, Dr. Robotnik.

Then where is he?

Well, he was right-

Why have you summoned me?

A little business proposition, my dear Guardian.

One you might find rewarding.

I have no use for riches.

Well, another kind of deal then. I...

I want the location of Lazar's lair.

Name your price.

You intend harm to my master?

Oh, you wound me, dear Guardian.

I merely want to wake the grand wizard and honor his evilness.

We have much in common.

Yes. I can see that.

You must enter the Forbidden Zone.

Go alone.

For only your metallic heart is evil enough to withstand the dangers.

You have been warned.

Proceed.

That is one ugly condo!

Juice and jam time!

Whoa! Here's another nice mess! Which way?

What's a hedgehog to do?

Do I wanna get diced, charred, or crushed?

This is a tough.

Hey, watch it!

Man! This guy has an attitude!

Triple-S time!

Since you won't be needing this anymore...

...sleep well, old boy.

Piece of cake.

Nice bridge.

Cool. Now tighten that screw, Bunnie.

Sally, screwdriver please.

My, my, I do declare Sally-girl your mind is anywhere but!

Sorry. I'm worried about Sonic.

If he wakes Lazar...

Now don't worry yourself none.

That little Sugarhog is too quick for some sleepy old wizard.

I hope you're right, Bunnie.

Nothing is easy anymore.

Barbequed hedgehog is not my idea of fun.

Cruisin' and bruisin' time!

Activate it, Snively.

Yes, sir.

Enter command or "I" for spell index.

The index, Snively. Quickly.

Amulets, banishments, bones, cages, curses.

What a lovely variety.

Another thief it is!

My computer he comes to steal.

Who, me?

No-no-no-no! I just took a wrong turn, so I'll be crusin'.

Fast not so, little thief!

Hey! Let me outta here!

Ravens, rings, submission, sl*very, teleports.

That's it. Teleports. Exactly what I need.

Name target.

Sonic, the Hedgehog.

Target out of range.

Name target.

Princess Sally.

Confirm target.

Affirmative.

What happened? Where-

Take her!

Robotnik.

Stop her!

Get out of my face, Cluck!

So nice of you to drop by, Princess.

How did you do this, Robotnik?

Oh, let's just say it's...it's magic.

You found Lazar's computer, didn't you?

I cannot tell a lie, Princess.

I did. Secure her!

A princess needs her lady-in-waiting wouldn't you say, Snively?

Oh, yes, sir. Absolutely.

[i]Name target.

Bunnie Rabbot.

What the heck happened?

Bunnie, run! RUN!

Bunnie, just go. Go!

You all should learn how to treat a lady.

Stun her!

You are a miserable creep, Robotnik!

Why thank you, Princess.

Using the magic he is.

Who's using the magic?

I know not his name, but evil he is. Pure evil!

Then it's Robotnik!

Evil I was once...

...but dreamed for centuries I did.

Regret the evil, I do.

Cool. So let me out of here.

Release you? Why?

So I can stop Robotnik. Like you said, he's totally evil.

No telling what he'll do with your magic.

Promise first, you must.

Sure, anything. What?

Find my computer. Return it you shall.

I promise. Now let me out.

Yeah! Thanks. It's juice and jam time!

Man. What did ya do to me?

Took your speed, little thief.

That's uncool! Why'd ya do that?

Evil I was, ignorant I wasn't.

Return it when your promise you keep.

No prob. But how do I get your computer without my speed?

Brains you have. Brains you must use.

Why does everything have to be so difficult?

The submission spell sounds...so interesting, Snively.

Yes, sir.

I await your orders, sir.

Oh, Bunnie...

Bring the Princess.

Bunnie. Listen to me. You have to fight the magic. Fight the magic!

Enough!

How can I help you Dr. Robotnik?

Way to use the old brain.

Sal? Bunnie? What are you guys doin' here?

Ladies, if you please.

Well, hedgehog...

Hey! What's going on?

I have you at last.

What did you do to them, Robuttnik?

I made them obedient. Perhaps I should roboticize them. Starting with you.

Princess!

Sal, hold up. Don't do this!

Sal, it's me your best friend, your best bud. Your main squeeze.

Shut your mouth, hedgehog!

[i]Activating. Dialing.

Sorry, Bunnie.

Get him!

You'll hit the crystal!

This isn't good.

Security, intruder alert, main lab.

[i]Up to you, little thief.

Sorry, Sal.

Take a hike, bird brain!

I'll take that. Now, girls!

Sonic?

What is going on?

What in the high heavens are you doin' here?

Tell ya later. Past cool, Lazar.

Um, can I make a little ol' suggestion?

We're all ears, Bunnie.

Let's get the hip-hop outta here.

I despise that miserable hedgehog, Cluck.

Despise him with all my metallic heart.

Well you did, little thief.

Stay with us, Lazar. Join the Freedom Fighters.

Here for Mobius it is bad.

- Guard it I must.
- Can't you destroy it?

The girl has a point. If it's all so evil, why not just be rid of it?

Release all the evil that would.

A catastrophe it would be.

Sonic, your speed I return.

Luck to you, Sonic.

And to you, Lazar.

We better juice.

Music to my ears.

Man, I'm glad you guys are back.

So are we.

What happened?

It's a long story, bud.

And it will keep 'til morning.

Well, this won't. Check out the water wheel.

That's what you guys have been working on?

Yes. Isn't it fantastic?