01x04 - Hooked on Sonics

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Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 8:
Hooked on Sonics

Now the Shredder will absorb the life force energy...

...from the living tissue.

Dr. Robotnik will use that energy...

...to power his new Sonic Radar.

The sensors are picking up a life force.

It's that miserable hedgehog.

Hold it right there, bird legs!

Take the intruder.

Wait! He's a life force.

The Shredder will destroy him.

It should prove amusing.

Look out behind you!

Just kidding bird legs.

What is Sonic doing?

Ha! Acting like a complete fuel, as usual.

Oh. Wanna play some hardball, huh?

Okay.

Check out this move!

Sonic, no!

That's it, sugarhog!

Sonic!

Cool move, Sonic!

What is happened? What is happened?

Oh my! It's out of control!

Commence laser fire.

Yo, goombots! Over here!

Cease fire! Cease fire!

Retreat! Retreat!

Look out, the hedgehog is back.

Yo, bird legs!

Your shoelace is untied.

All right!

Am I cool or what?

Juice time!

Oh, yes, all right, that's the way to do it!

Y'all are a regular hero, sugarhog!

Yeah, my favourite part was when that bird-legged machine tripped and...

Blam! Ancient history!

Oh, yes, that's the way to do it! Yes!

You're too kind, too kind.

Weren't you scared, Sonic?

Heck no, little bro.

I just juice 'em and reduce 'em.

Ugh, I think I will be chunking.

Sonic.

You were great.

Oh, brothers!

Sonic?

Just kiddin' Sal. Kiss wasn't that great.

Oh, really?

Really.

I suppose you can do better?

Is grass green? Is water wet?

Yuck.

Eww, gross.

So?

Not bad.

Not bad? Not bad?!

Yes. As in, just okay.

Sal, Sal, Sal. I know it was a serious kiss.

Right, big guy?

Nuh-uh, yuck.

All right, tell me anything.

What does that fuel have that I do not?

What's up, Antoine?

Nothing is up.

It is what is down 'ere...

...that is so terrible.

Like what?

Like the love of my life is crazy for a fuel.

A fuel?

Yes, a fuel, a fuel!

Why is this world so difficulting to understand?

A fuel is a stupid person.

Oh, you mean a "fool".

This is what I said. A fuel.

The princess, she does not even noticing I am alive.

Well, Sonic is a tough act to follow.

You'd have to do something major to get Sally's attention.

For instance, like what?

I don't know.

Capture Robotnik and bring him back to Knothole?

I wouldn't do it.

I'll see ya, Antoine.

A brilliant idea.

But how can I be to do this thing, ah?

A power ring!

The hedgehog did what?

You have failed me for the last time.

Come here, Snively.

We tried to stop him sir...

...but he destroyed the Shredder and...

Come here!

How can a puny hedgehog destroy a two hundred and fifty ton machine?

Well, sir, he made it reverse direction and...

Shut up!

I want that Shredder rebuilt.

The Great Forest must be destroyed...

...and every ounce of life force energy sucked out of it.

Do you understand?

Yes, sir.

Oh, you must stay awake, Antoine!

Sacrebleu!

Voila!

Now, Robotnik...

...all you are is mine.

Ro-Ro-Ro-Robotnik?

I have a power ring.

Dr. Robotnik!

What is it, Snively?

If you want the ring...

...please to meet me at the city limits in one hour.

Get his position!

All security bots in sector seven...

...move to quadrant three immediately.

No Swat-Bots. You must come alone.

Sacrebleu.

Hover units report negative contact, sir.

I want that power ring. Ready my hovercraft!

Yes, sir.

Yo, Ant!

It's my watch.

You can go get your ugly sleep.

Too cool, too cool.

Where ya at, Ant?

Under a rock sheddin' your skin?

Man, I think we've got an Ant problem.

Do you have it?

But of course.

Tell me, why do you betray your friends?

Take this and you will understand.

You little fool.

I am not a fuel.

You are the fuel.

And what will you do with me?

I bring you to the Freedom Fighters...

...where you will stand the trial for your terrible crimes.

I will be a large hero...

...and win the hand of the princess.

A nice dream.

But dreams are meant to be...

...broken.

Now give me the power ring, you pathetic little rodent!

Now, I shall uncover its secret.

Antoine's history. I've looked everywhere.

- Are you sure?
- Yep.

I found this at the grotto.

Looks like he used it to fish out a power ring.

Uh oh.

What, Rotor?

I think he might have gone after Robotnik.

No way. That's too stupid a move.

Even for Antoine.

Well, he wanted to impress Sally...

...and I said that if he captured Robotnik...

...that would impress her.

I was only jokin'.

Sonic, he could be in danger.

- So?
- So?!

He would come after you, if you were in trouble!

Okay, maybe not.

But if Robotnik gets that power ring...

Nah, it can't do him any good.

The power doesn't last long and no one can use it except me.

Yes but you know Robotnik.

He could uncover its secret. Right?

You're right, Sal.

But there won't be another ring for 24 hours.

Then I'll have to take on Robuttnik without one.

Now we'll see if this power ring will live up to its name.

This radar tracks all moving objects.

But the Sonic radar tracks only one kind...

...those travelling at supersonic speed.

Well, well, now who could that be?

Adieu, hedgehog.

Bingo.

Oh, man.

What was that?

Time to motor.

So, the hedgehog wants to play.

How's that metalhead trackin' me?

Time to crank it up.

Man, I don't get it.

He knows exactly when I'm juicin'.

I can't use my speed.

Well...

...it seems that little Sonic...

...is now just your average hedgehog.

Dispatch a Swat-Bot team and make sure he's finished.

Yes, sir.

Oh, and turn that one into a workerbot.

Subject in near vicinity.

This walkin' stuff really draws major wind.

No. No!

Yikes!

Man, what is going on?

No way. He fixed it.

What?

Ah, pardon. I would like the very much...

...to be apologising for any convenience I have caused you.

In just a few hours, Snively...

...The Great Forest will no longer exist.

Anyway, I am so sorry for distributing your busy schedule.

And I promise it will never be to happen again.

I would also like to be apologising for...

Yo, Swat-heads!

Lookin' for me?

Sonic! Robotnik is going to be destroying the Great Forest...

...with his terrible Shredder machine!

Yeah, I saw it! We gotta juice!

I'm thinking he is using the power ring to run it.

I'm... I'm sorry.

It's cool Ant. We'll stop him.

Wait a sec.

Does he have some new machine...

...that knows when I'm juicin'?

Oui, Oui. You must not be running or he will fire on you.

No choice Ant. Get a grip!

Juice time!

The beginning of the end for the Freedom Fighters, Snively.

Yes, sir.

The hedgehog. How does he do this?

He's still coming, sir.

Switch to proton load!

Let's see how he handles this.

- Yikes!
- Sonic! The cannons!

Got an idea.

Hang tight, Ant!

Sacrebleu!

That's it, hedgehog.

Just a little closer.

Outta here!

I do not give up easily, hedgehog.

Look around you.

This is a stupid question but...

...have any ideas, Ant?

I-i-ideas?

You know, I have always wanted to roboticize you, hedgehog, but...

I've changed my mind.

Laser r*fle.

Sonic, look.

All right, Ant! Let's juice!

Oops, missed that one.

Nice try.

Hold still, you miserable rodent!

Here I am!

Nice sh*t, buttnik! Adios.

Au revoir!

We will meet again, hedgehog.

I promise.

It musta been just a horrible experience...

...facing that awful Robotnik.

Yeah, it was, but...

It was terrible.

There I was.

Robotnik on the one side of my side.

Ten thousands of Swat-Bots on the other.

Wow! Ten thousand?

Well, maybe perhaps five thousand if you were counting.

Give or took.

Weren't you afraid?

Moi? Afraid?

But of course not.

I am never afraid.

Anyway, I had nowhere else to go...

...and had only my very naked hands as weapons.

They are a scared of me, so...

- Psst!
- ...I totaled them.

You shall ever never take me alive!

I knew I would have to fight them one at a time...

...and there I was alone, shaking but only because it was cold.

Apart from that, it was beautiful.