04x03 - Bully for You!

[bunniefuu]

Narrator: This is the
Evergreen forest.

Quiet, peaceful, serene.

That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.

Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!

♪♪

Yeeeehaaaa!

Yikes!

Yaaaah...
[bam!]

[laughs]
[smash!]

Yeaaaah!

Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.

Broo: [panting]

♪♪

Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...

Cyril Sneer!

[bleep blarp bloop]

And his life would be simple
except for...

the Raccoons!!

♪ [show theme music]

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Mr. Knox: I do
appreciate this, Mr. Sneer.

Your looking after
my nephew Bonneville

on such short notice.

Cyril: My pleasure, Knox.

You and Lady Baden-Baden
have a good weekend.

I want you all
rested up for Monday,

eh, when we sign the big deal.

Mr. Knox: Ah yes, uhm,

the big deal.

Now you have yourself a
real nice time, Bonneville!

Oh, and mind your manners.

Bonneville: Yes, uncle Knox.

Cyril: Yes, we'll put you in
the spare room beside Cedric.

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Pigs: [sigh]

Cyril: So Bonneville,
do you like money?

Bert: I'm telling you, Cedric,

this is going to be
the best expedition ever.

He-he

Tonight's the second
full moon of the month.

The blue moon.

Do you know how
often that happens, eh?

Maybe once every ten years.

Cedric: Ya, and it's the
only time the moon shines

on the quartz tower.

Boy, it's going to be something.

Bert: You said it, Cedric.

Huh? Uh oh! I gotta run, Cedric.

Schaeffer wants me to
look after zee Cafe today.

Bert the Raccoon, blue
ribbon chef extraordinaire.

[giggles]

See ya, Cedric!

Cyril: Cedric,
meet Bonneville Knox.

Cedric: Oh hi. Pop said
you would be coming.

Make yourself at home.

I'll be finished
in just a minute.

Bonneville:
Why thank you, Cedric.

Cyril: Remember,
what I told you, Cedric.

I don't want anything to
mess up this deal with Knox,

so look after the kid like
he was a blue chip stock.

Capeesh?

Cedric: Right, Pop.

Pigs: [groaning/struggling]

[struggling]

Cyril: Don't just
stand there sweating!

Get that stuff up to
Bonneville's room!

Pigs: Uuuh, aaaah!

Bonneville: This is sissy stuff.

Let's go have some fun.

[splut!]

Cedric: Hey, what are you doing?

Bonneville: Whatever I like,

because I'm only gonna be
here for the weekend.

You got a problem
with that, four eyes?

Cedric: What!?

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Bert: Ah, bon jour, Cedric.

How may I serve you, hah?

A chocolate pudding frappe?

Or perhaps, monsieur
would prefer

a peanut butter soda, huh?

Cedric: Bert, suppose
there was a bully around,

what would you do?

Bert: Well, I'd
stay away from him.

Cedric: Ya, but what
if that was impossible.

Bert: Cedric, is there
something bothering you?

Pig: Master Cedric,

the boss wants you back
at the mansion pronto.

Pig 2: Ya, Bonneville
is getting bored.

Bert: Bonneville?

Cedric: Ya, Bonneville.

See ya later, Bert..

I hope.

Bert: Hey, Cedric you
forgot your...

Bonneville?!

Bonneville: I don't mean to
cause trouble for Cedric,

Mr. Sneer, but well,
he did leave me here

all alone, by myself.

Cyril: He did, eh?
Well, we can't have that.

Pig: Mission accomplished, Sir.
Cyril: Amazing!

With you three, it's usually
mission impossible.

Now, wash the limo.

Cedric, I want
to see you inside.

Cedric: Yes, Pop.

Cyril: What's the matter
with kids these days?

Can't they get anything?
Don't people understand them?

Bonneville: Hey, four eyes,

don't even think of
running out on me again.

I said, we were gonna be
friends and I meant it.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Cedric: You.. wanted
to see me, Pop?

Cyril: What do you
mean by running away

and leaving
Bonneville like that?

We can't afford to upset him.

Who knows what he
would say to Knox?

Cedric: Well Pop, the fact is...

Cyril: And you know
what Knox is like.

Any little excuse and
he will cancel the deal.

Now go and be
nice to Bonneville.

Cedric: Ugh.. all right, Pop.

[struggle]

Bonneville: I said,
give me the car keys!

Pig: No way, Jose.

This is the boss' car.

Pig 2: He'd send us
to the smoke house

if we let anyone drive it.

Nah nah nah nah nah!
[mocking/laughing]

Bonneville: Hmmmm..?

Pigs: [making fun]

Pig 3: What do you
want, swamp breath?

Pigs: Heyyyy! Oooh! Aaah..

Bonneville: Ready to
give me the car keys?

Pigs: Never!...Oooh! Aaah..

Cedric: What are you doing?!

Bonneville: Hee-hee!

Cedric: Stop that right now!

[panting]

Ugh-oh!

[loud splash]
Pigs: Uaaah!

Uh-aah!
[heavy breathing]

Oooh!

Pig: Thank you, master Cedric.

[loud slam]

I.. just who do
you think you are?

Bonneville:
I'm Mr. Knox's nephew.

You know, the guy your old man
wants to strike a deal with.

One word from me
and it's up in smoke.

Cedric: Uh.. Pop doesn't
have to know about this.

Bonneville: [chuckles]
I knew it, chicken.

Pig: You stop that right now!

Bonneville: Gonna have your
little piggy's stop me

four eyes, or are you
gonna do it yourself?

Cedric: You can't...
Bonneville: The keys.

Cedric: The keys? No way!

Bonneville: That's
more like it, four eyes.

Now, let's see what this
old rattle trap can do!

[loud motor humming]

Pigs: [sigh]

Pig: We've gotta do something.

Pig 2: And we've
got to do it fast!

Cedric can't take
much more of this!

Eeeh, and neither can we.

Pig 3: Wait! I've got an idea!

And guess what?

Pig 2: It's brilliant!

Pig 3: It always is.

Pigs: One for all,
and all for Cedric.

Bert: Well, how were they?

No, no, don't tell me!

Stupendous, stunning,

incredibly delicious!

Melissa: [laughing]

That about says it all, Bert.

Bert: [giggles] Thank you.

Broo: [barks]

Melissa: See you later, Bert.
Ralph: Bye, Bert!

Bert: [whistling happily]

Bonneville: Yup, nothing
like a cold soda pop

after a hard drive,
right Cedric, old buddy?

Buy me a couple.

Cedric: Um.. two sodas, please.

Bert: Ah yes, sodas.

Mh-hmm, I have them
in the back room,

if you will walk this way.

So that's Bonneville, eh?

Is he giving you
a hard time, Cedric?

Cedric: Well...

Bert: Come on, Cedric.
I can see, what's happening.

And you've only got two choices.

Cedric: I'll take
the orange soda, Bert.

Bert: No, I mean two choices in
dealing with Bonneville.

You can face up to him,

or you can tell your Pop.

Cedric: But Bert, I'd just like
to forget about it for a while

and maybe we should
call off the trip

to the Quartz Tower tonight.

I mean, what if Bonneville...

Bert: Forget him!

We can't miss the
event of the decade.

We're going! Bonneville
or no Bonneville.

I'll meet you after
the moon comes up, ok?

Cedric: We better get out there

before he comes looking for me.

Bert: OK, Cedric.

Oh, take your sodas,
I've gotta get some eggs.

Bert: Cheer up, Cedric.

Oh-oaaah!
[bam!]

Woaaaah!
[splatter!]

Auuu!

Bonneville: Sorry about that,

but you shouldn't leave
a jar of gum balls

sitting where someone
can knock them over.

Come on, Cedric, we're leaving!

Bert: Let me at him!
Let me at him!

Cedric: No Bert,
this is my problem!

Bert: That's it!

Cedric is getting my help
whether he wants it or not.

Ah! Ouh!
[bam!]

Bert:

Bert: It

Bert: It was

Bert: It was the

Bert: It was the hardest

Bert: It was the hardest
thing

Bert: It was the hardest
thing I

Bert: It was the hardest
thing I ever

Bert: It was the hardest
thing I ever did.

I had to just stand there
and watch that bully

push Cedric around!

Any more marshmallows?

Melissa: Try the bottom right.

Bert: Oh, thanks!

And Bonneville's got
Cedric so jumpy,

he wanted to pull out of our
trip to the caverns tonight.

Melissa: I don't know how
anyone could bully Cedric.

He is the sweetest
person I know.

He'd never hurt anybody.

Bert: Yeah, and nobody's
gonna hurt him!

Not when Bert Raccoon is around.

Melissa: Don't
talk nonsense, Bert.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Bert: Yeah, but no
matter how it adds up,

Cedric needs help.

See you, guys, later!

Pig: Hmmm..

Tired of bullies kicking
sand in your face?

Pigs: Yeah!!

Pig: Then follow
Joe Weiner's course

to a perfect physique.

Fear no one!

Pig 2: Look out, Bonneville,

we're gonna pump iron!

Oh, boy!

♪ Turn back the hands
of time tonight ♪

♪♪

♪ Don't lose this chance
to make it right ♪

♪♪

♪ Can't you hear our
song on the radio? ♪

♪ Songs we used to know

♪♪

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Pig: Uaaaaah!

♪♪

♪♪
Heeeeee-ya!

♪ Stop the clock it's
now or never ♪

♪ Hold me close before
it slips away ♪

♪♪
Heeeeee-ya!

♪ Stop the clock or
it's lost forever ♪

♪ What we've got is more
than words can say ♪

♪ Stop the clock

♪♪

Cyril: My limo is
sopping, wringing wet.

How did you pea brained
porkers wash it?

Dump it in Evergreen lake?

Pig: Our lips are sealed, Sir.

Pig 2: Hm-hmmm!
We promised master Cedric

we wouldn't tell you, Sir.

Cyril: Tell me what?

Pig 3: It's a long story, boss.

Cyril: And I've got a short
temper. Tell it quick!

Pig: Well, boss, uh,
you see it's like this...

Bert: Cedric? Cedric?

Your partner in
adventure awaits.

Broo: [barking]

Bert: Quiet, Broo!

Cedric?

Cedric: No! Don't!
Leave me alone!

Bonneville:
Come back here, four eyes!

I'm your best buddy,
four eyes!

Cedric: No! Leave me alone!

Bonneville: Nobody here
but you and me, four eyes!

[menacing laughter]

Bert: Cedric... Cedric...

Cedric, it's me! It's me, Bert!

[bam!] Auuu!

Cedric: Oh, Bert,
am I glad to see you!

I thought you were Bonneville!

Bert: No, I'm
much better looking.

Well, are you ready to go?

Cedric: You bet I am!

And I'm not going to worry about
Bonneville any more tonight.

Bert: That a boy, Cedric!

And maybe we can
figure out some way,

to get that bully
out of your hair!

Bonneville: It ain't
gonna be that easy, boys.

♪♪

Cyril: Next time you paranoid
porkers withhold information,

I'll withhold your
paycheques, for good!

Pig: Shall we, um, ehm,

look after Bonneville, Sir?

We've been working out all day.

Pig 2: Ya, we're perfect

physical specimens now, boss.

Uuu-uuuh!

Cyril: Oh ya?!
And I'm Goldilocks.

Wait here, a problem
like this requires

subtlety and finesse.

[door creaks]
Cedric!

Are you awake, son?

Good! Look son, there is
no need to be ashamed.

I didn't realize
Bonneville was a bully.

I guess I was more interested
in the deal with Knox

than listening to you.

But business means nothing next
to your happiness, Cedric.

I hope you know that.

I can tell you a few things
about Bonneville son.

For years he's been shuffled
from one relative to the next.

He's never had the chance
to get to know anyone.

I know it doesn't
excuse his behavior,

but maybe it explains it.

I feel sorry for him,
because son,

he does not know
what he's missing.

He could have had
you for a friend.

Good night, Cedric.

I'll see to it Bonneville's
gone in the morning.

[slam!]

Bonneville: Sure, Bonneville's
always gone in the morning.

He never leaves anything behind.

[sobs]
Not even friends.

[wolf

[wolf howling]

Bert: Oh, boy, the
blue moon will be in the

perfect position pretty soon!

Cedric: Well, what
are we waiting for?

Let's get down
to the Quartz Tower.

Bert: [giggles]
I love this part!

[calls] Bert Raccoon...

[echo] Raccoon, Raccoon.

Cedric/Bert: [giggling]

Broo: [barking]

Cedric: [calls]
Bonneville is a stinker!

[echo] Stinker,
stinker, stinker.

Bert: [calls]
Bonneville eats old socks!

[echo] Socks, socks, socks.

Bert/Cedric: Bonneville
is a beetle brain!

[echo] Beetle brain,
beetle brain.

Cedric/Bert: [giggling]

Bert: This is great, peanut
butter and moon light.

Cedric: And when the blue
moon shines on the tower,

we'll see something hardly
anybody else has ever seen!

Bonneville: [calls] Cedric!
[echo] Cedric, Cedric..

Where are you?

Cedric: Yikes! It's Bonneville!

He's after me!

Bert: D-don't worry, Cedric.

Bonneville: [calls] Cedric!
[echo] Cedric, Cedric..

Cedric, I've been
looking all over for you.

Bert: And now you've found us,

so, w-what are you going
to do about it?

Bonneville: I just
want to talk to Cedric.

Look Cedric, I've been...

Bert: Well, he doesn't
want to talk to you!

There's the way out!

[thwap!]
Hey! Oh-au!

Bonneville: I'm not leaving 'til
I finish what I came to say.

Cedric: That's it!
Nobody pushes my friend around.

Here, Bert, hold these.

Bert: Bu-but..

Bonneville:
But I just.. I-I wanted...

Cedric: Yaaaaaaah!
Bonneville: Woaaah!

[loud screaming]
[big splash!]

Bert: Cedric! Bonneville!
Can you hear me?

Cedric: It's full of water!

I can't touch bottom!

Bonneville: It's all
your fault, four eyes.

Bert: I'm going for help.

Cedric: Hurry, Bert!

I can tread water for a while,

but I don't know about
Bonneville.

Bonneville: Don't
worry about Bonneville.

Cedric: Here Bonneville,
I've got a hand hold.

Save your strength
and hang on to me.

Bonneville: I don't...need help.

Cedric: Fine, neither do I!

Bonneville: Fine.

[doorbell ringing]

[loud knocking]

Bert: Cyril! Cyril!

Open up! Let me in!

Cyril: What?! I'll let you in
for a lifetime of trouble,

if you don't get
out of here pronto!

It's the middle of the night!

Bert: Cedric and
Bonneville are in trouble!

Cyril: Don't go away!

Bonneville/Cedric:
[out of breath]

Bonneville: Anytime you want to
quit, be my guest, four eyes.

All you have to do is
grab onto that ledge.

Cedric: I can do this for days!

[heavy breathing]

[tires squealing]

Cyril: Pigs, anything
happens to my son,

I'll hold you responsible.

Pig: Us?! We were
sleeping, boss.

Cyril: See? They admit it!

[breaks squeals]

Bonneville: You know, I didn't
come here to fight you,

four eyes.
Cedric: Don't call me four eyes.

Bonneville: Then, then
don't call me a stinker!

Cedric: Why not?
That's what you are.

Bonneville: So what? I can still
tread water longer than you.

Cyril: Cedric!

Cedric my boy!

Bonneville! Are you alright?

Grab the ropes.

Bonneville: Wait!

Cedric: We are fine, Pop,

but we are not ready
to come up yet.

Bert: They are not
ready to come up yet?!

Cyril: I thought you said
they were in deadly danger?

Pig: Um.. will
you be ready soon?

Bonneville: Look Cedric,

maybe I am a stinker.

Maybe..

Maybe, I'm sorry.

Cedric: Why all of a sudden?

Bonneville: Because
I've got no more time.

Because I'll be.. gone in
the morning, like always.

Can we be.. I mean..

Can we be friends?

Cedric: Maybe.. we can try.

Bonneville: On three.

Cedric: One...

Bonneville: Two...

Bonneville/Cedric: Three.

Bonneville: b*at you.

Cedric: [giggles]
Did not.

Okay, we're ready.
Cyril: They're ready.

Cyril/Pigs: [struggle]

Pig: I think we've got...

Bonneville, Sir.

Cyril: I thought you
pudgy porkers,

were perfect physical specimens.

[struggling]

What do you two mean by
scaring me half to death?

Why I.. what?

Bert: Wow!

Cyril: Cedric,
what's happening here?

Cedric: Something that happens
once in a blue moon, Pop.

All: Uuuh! Oooh!

Oooooh!

♪♪

Cyril: You won't regret
signing this deal, Knox.

I promise you.

Mr. Knox: Mhm! I hope not, Sir.

Bonneville: Cedric, maybe..

Maybe I can come back
and visit sometime?

Cedric: Sure. Maybe
we can go swimming.

Bonneville: Right.
Cedric: [giggling]

Cyril: I'm proud of the way you
handled Bonneville son.

Cedric: Thanks, Pop.

Maybe we will be real good
friends... someday.

Cyril: I hope so, son.
I hope so.

♪♪

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♪ [show

♪ [show theme

♪ [show theme music]

♪♪

♪ When darkness falls

♪♪

♪ Leaving shadows in the night

♪♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪♪

♪ Wipe that fear from
your eyes ♪

♪♪

♪ The desperate love

♪♪

♪ Keeps on driving you wrong

♪♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪♪

♪ You're not alone

♪♪

♪ You can run with us

♪♪

♪ We've got everything
you need ♪

♪ Run with us

♪♪

♪ We are free

♪♪

♪ Come with us

♪♪

♪ I see passion in your eyes

♪ Run with us

♪♪