Narrator: This is the
Evergreen forest.
Quiet, peaceful, serene.
That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.
Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!
♪♪
Yeeeehaaaa!
Yikes!
Yaaaah...
[bam!]
[laughs]
[smash!]
Yeaaaah!
Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.
Broo: [panting]
♪♪
Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...
Cyril Sneer!
[bleep blarp bloop]
And his life would be simple
except for...
the Raccoons!!
♪ [show theme music]
♪♪
♪♪
Mr. Knox: I do
appreciate this, Mr. Sneer.
Your looking after
my nephew Bonneville
on such short notice.
Cyril: My pleasure, Knox.
You and Lady Baden-Baden
have a good weekend.
I want you all
rested up for Monday,
eh, when we sign the big deal.
Mr. Knox: Ah yes, uhm,
the big deal.
Now you have yourself a
real nice time, Bonneville!
Oh, and mind your manners.
Bonneville: Yes, uncle Knox.
Cyril: Yes, we'll put you in
the spare room beside Cedric.
♪
Pigs: [sigh]
Cyril: So Bonneville,
do you like money?
Bert: I'm telling you, Cedric,
this is going to be
the best expedition ever.
He-he
Tonight's the second
full moon of the month.
The blue moon.
Do you know how
often that happens, eh?
Maybe once every ten years.
Cedric: Ya, and it's the
only time the moon shines
on the quartz tower.
Boy, it's going to be something.
Bert: You said it, Cedric.
Huh? Uh oh! I gotta run, Cedric.
Schaeffer wants me to
look after zee Cafe today.
Bert the Raccoon, blue
ribbon chef extraordinaire.
[giggles]
See ya, Cedric!
Cyril: Cedric,
meet Bonneville Knox.
Cedric: Oh hi. Pop said
you would be coming.
Make yourself at home.
I'll be finished
in just a minute.
Bonneville:
Why thank you, Cedric.
Cyril: Remember,
what I told you, Cedric.
I don't want anything to
mess up this deal with Knox,
so look after the kid like
he was a blue chip stock.
Capeesh?
Cedric: Right, Pop.
Pigs: [groaning/struggling]
[struggling]
Cyril: Don't just
stand there sweating!
Get that stuff up to
Bonneville's room!
Pigs: Uuuh, aaaah!
Bonneville: This is sissy stuff.
Let's go have some fun.
[splut!]
Cedric: Hey, what are you doing?
Bonneville: Whatever I like,
because I'm only gonna be
here for the weekend.
You got a problem
with that, four eyes?
Cedric: What!?
♪♪
♪♪
Bert: Ah, bon jour, Cedric.
How may I serve you, hah?
A chocolate pudding frappe?
Or perhaps, monsieur
would prefer
a peanut butter soda, huh?
Cedric: Bert, suppose
there was a bully around,
what would you do?
Bert: Well, I'd
stay away from him.
Cedric: Ya, but what
if that was impossible.
Bert: Cedric, is there
something bothering you?
Pig: Master Cedric,
the boss wants you back
at the mansion pronto.
Pig 2: Ya, Bonneville
is getting bored.
Bert: Bonneville?
Cedric: Ya, Bonneville.
See ya later, Bert..
I hope.
Bert: Hey, Cedric you
forgot your...
Bonneville?!
Bonneville: I don't mean to
cause trouble for Cedric,
Mr. Sneer, but well,
he did leave me here
all alone, by myself.
Cyril: He did, eh?
Well, we can't have that.
Pig: Mission accomplished, Sir.
Cyril: Amazing!
With you three, it's usually
mission impossible.
Now, wash the limo.
Cedric, I want
to see you inside.
Cedric: Yes, Pop.
Cyril: What's the matter
with kids these days?
Can't they get anything?
Don't people understand them?
Bonneville: Hey, four eyes,
don't even think of
running out on me again.
I said, we were gonna be
friends and I meant it.
[laughs]
[laughs]
Cedric: You.. wanted
to see me, Pop?
Cyril: What do you
mean by running away
and leaving
Bonneville like that?
We can't afford to upset him.
Who knows what he
would say to Knox?
Cedric: Well Pop, the fact is...
Cyril: And you know
what Knox is like.
Any little excuse and
he will cancel the deal.
Now go and be
nice to Bonneville.
Cedric: Ugh.. all right, Pop.
[struggle]
Bonneville: I said,
give me the car keys!
Pig: No way, Jose.
This is the boss' car.
Pig 2: He'd send us
to the smoke house
if we let anyone drive it.
Nah nah nah nah nah!
[mocking/laughing]
Bonneville: Hmmmm..?
Pigs: [making fun]
Pig 3: What do you
want, swamp breath?
Pigs: Heyyyy! Oooh! Aaah..
Bonneville: Ready to
give me the car keys?
Pigs: Never!...Oooh! Aaah..
Cedric: What are you doing?!
Bonneville: Hee-hee!
Cedric: Stop that right now!
[panting]
Ugh-oh!
[loud splash]
Pigs: Uaaah!
Uh-aah!
[heavy breathing]
Oooh!
Pig: Thank you, master Cedric.
[loud slam]
I.. just who do
you think you are?
Bonneville:
I'm Mr. Knox's nephew.
You know, the guy your old man
wants to strike a deal with.
One word from me
and it's up in smoke.
Cedric: Uh.. Pop doesn't
have to know about this.
Bonneville: [chuckles]
I knew it, chicken.
Pig: You stop that right now!
Bonneville: Gonna have your
little piggy's stop me
four eyes, or are you
gonna do it yourself?
Cedric: You can't...
Bonneville: The keys.
Cedric: The keys? No way!
Bonneville: That's
more like it, four eyes.
Now, let's see what this
old rattle trap can do!
[loud motor humming]
Pigs: [sigh]
Pig: We've gotta do something.
Pig 2: And we've
got to do it fast!
Cedric can't take
much more of this!
Eeeh, and neither can we.
Pig 3: Wait! I've got an idea!
And guess what?
Pig 2: It's brilliant!
Pig 3: It always is.
Pigs: One for all,
and all for Cedric.
Bert: Well, how were they?
No, no, don't tell me!
Stupendous, stunning,
incredibly delicious!
Melissa: [laughing]
That about says it all, Bert.
Bert: [giggles] Thank you.
Broo: [barks]
Melissa: See you later, Bert.
Ralph: Bye, Bert!
Bert: [whistling happily]
Bonneville: Yup, nothing
like a cold soda pop
after a hard drive,
right Cedric, old buddy?
Buy me a couple.
Cedric: Um.. two sodas, please.
Bert: Ah yes, sodas.
Mh-hmm, I have them
in the back room,
if you will walk this way.
So that's Bonneville, eh?
Is he giving you
a hard time, Cedric?
Cedric: Well...
Bert: Come on, Cedric.
I can see, what's happening.
And you've only got two choices.
Cedric: I'll take
the orange soda, Bert.
Bert: No, I mean two choices in
dealing with Bonneville.
You can face up to him,
or you can tell your Pop.
Cedric: But Bert, I'd just like
to forget about it for a while
and maybe we should
call off the trip
to the Quartz Tower tonight.
I mean, what if Bonneville...
Bert: Forget him!
We can't miss the
event of the decade.
We're going! Bonneville
or no Bonneville.
I'll meet you after
the moon comes up, ok?
Cedric: We better get out there
before he comes looking for me.
Bert: OK, Cedric.
Oh, take your sodas,
I've gotta get some eggs.
Bert: Cheer up, Cedric.
Oh-oaaah!
[bam!]
Woaaaah!
[splatter!]
Auuu!
Bonneville: Sorry about that,
but you shouldn't leave
a jar of gum balls
sitting where someone
can knock them over.
Come on, Cedric, we're leaving!
Bert: Let me at him!
Let me at him!
Cedric: No Bert,
this is my problem!
Bert: That's it!
Cedric is getting my help
whether he wants it or not.
Ah! Ouh!
[bam!]
Bert:
Bert: It
Bert: It was
Bert: It was the
Bert: It was the hardest
Bert: It was the hardest
thing
Bert: It was the hardest
thing I
Bert: It was the hardest
thing I ever
Bert: It was the hardest
thing I ever did.
I had to just stand there
and watch that bully
push Cedric around!
Any more marshmallows?
Melissa: Try the bottom right.
Bert: Oh, thanks!
And Bonneville's got
Cedric so jumpy,
he wanted to pull out of our
trip to the caverns tonight.
Melissa: I don't know how
anyone could bully Cedric.
He is the sweetest
person I know.
He'd never hurt anybody.
Bert: Yeah, and nobody's
gonna hurt him!
Not when Bert Raccoon is around.
Melissa: Don't
talk nonsense, Bert.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Bert: Yeah, but no
matter how it adds up,
Cedric needs help.
See you, guys, later!
Pig: Hmmm..
Tired of bullies kicking
sand in your face?
Pigs: Yeah!!
Pig: Then follow
Joe Weiner's course
to a perfect physique.
Fear no one!
Pig 2: Look out, Bonneville,
we're gonna pump iron!
Oh, boy!
♪ Turn back the hands
of time tonight ♪
♪♪
♪ Don't lose this chance
to make it right ♪
♪♪
♪ Can't you hear our
song on the radio? ♪
♪ Songs we used to know
♪♪
♪♪
Pig: Uaaaaah!
♪♪
♪♪
Heeeeee-ya!
♪ Stop the clock it's
now or never ♪
♪ Hold me close before
it slips away ♪
♪♪
Heeeeee-ya!
♪ Stop the clock or
it's lost forever ♪
♪ What we've got is more
than words can say ♪
♪ Stop the clock
♪♪
Cyril: My limo is
sopping, wringing wet.
How did you pea brained
porkers wash it?
Dump it in Evergreen lake?
Pig: Our lips are sealed, Sir.
Pig 2: Hm-hmmm!
We promised master Cedric
we wouldn't tell you, Sir.
Cyril: Tell me what?
Pig 3: It's a long story, boss.
Cyril: And I've got a short
temper. Tell it quick!
Pig: Well, boss, uh,
you see it's like this...
Bert: Cedric? Cedric?
Your partner in
adventure awaits.
Broo: [barking]
Bert: Quiet, Broo!
Cedric?
Cedric: No! Don't!
Leave me alone!
Bonneville:
Come back here, four eyes!
I'm your best buddy,
four eyes!
Cedric: No! Leave me alone!
Bonneville: Nobody here
but you and me, four eyes!
[menacing laughter]
Bert: Cedric... Cedric...
Cedric, it's me! It's me, Bert!
[bam!] Auuu!
Cedric: Oh, Bert,
am I glad to see you!
I thought you were Bonneville!
Bert: No, I'm
much better looking.
Well, are you ready to go?
Cedric: You bet I am!
And I'm not going to worry about
Bonneville any more tonight.
Bert: That a boy, Cedric!
And maybe we can
figure out some way,
to get that bully
out of your hair!
Bonneville: It ain't
gonna be that easy, boys.
♪♪
Cyril: Next time you paranoid
porkers withhold information,
I'll withhold your
paycheques, for good!
Pig: Shall we, um, ehm,
look after Bonneville, Sir?
We've been working out all day.
Pig 2: Ya, we're perfect
physical specimens now, boss.
Uuu-uuuh!
Cyril: Oh ya?!
And I'm Goldilocks.
Wait here, a problem
like this requires
subtlety and finesse.
[door creaks]
Cedric!
Are you awake, son?
Good! Look son, there is
no need to be ashamed.
I didn't realize
Bonneville was a bully.
I guess I was more interested
in the deal with Knox
than listening to you.
But business means nothing next
to your happiness, Cedric.
I hope you know that.
I can tell you a few things
about Bonneville son.
For years he's been shuffled
from one relative to the next.
He's never had the chance
to get to know anyone.
I know it doesn't
excuse his behavior,
but maybe it explains it.
I feel sorry for him,
because son,
he does not know
what he's missing.
He could have had
you for a friend.
Good night, Cedric.
I'll see to it Bonneville's
gone in the morning.
[slam!]
Bonneville: Sure, Bonneville's
always gone in the morning.
He never leaves anything behind.
[sobs]
Not even friends.
[wolf
[wolf howling]
Bert: Oh, boy, the
blue moon will be in the
perfect position pretty soon!
Cedric: Well, what
are we waiting for?
Let's get down
to the Quartz Tower.
Bert: [giggles]
I love this part!
[calls] Bert Raccoon...
[echo] Raccoon, Raccoon.
Cedric/Bert: [giggling]
Broo: [barking]
Cedric: [calls]
Bonneville is a stinker!
[echo] Stinker,
stinker, stinker.
Bert: [calls]
Bonneville eats old socks!
[echo] Socks, socks, socks.
Bert/Cedric: Bonneville
is a beetle brain!
[echo] Beetle brain,
beetle brain.
Cedric/Bert: [giggling]
Bert: This is great, peanut
butter and moon light.
Cedric: And when the blue
moon shines on the tower,
we'll see something hardly
anybody else has ever seen!
Bonneville: [calls] Cedric!
[echo] Cedric, Cedric..
Where are you?
Cedric: Yikes! It's Bonneville!
He's after me!
Bert: D-don't worry, Cedric.
Bonneville: [calls] Cedric!
[echo] Cedric, Cedric..
Cedric, I've been
looking all over for you.
Bert: And now you've found us,
so, w-what are you going
to do about it?
Bonneville: I just
want to talk to Cedric.
Look Cedric, I've been...
Bert: Well, he doesn't
want to talk to you!
There's the way out!
[thwap!]
Hey! Oh-au!
Bonneville: I'm not leaving 'til
I finish what I came to say.
Cedric: That's it!
Nobody pushes my friend around.
Here, Bert, hold these.
Bert: Bu-but..
Bonneville:
But I just.. I-I wanted...
Cedric: Yaaaaaaah!
Bonneville: Woaaah!
[loud screaming]
[big splash!]
Bert: Cedric! Bonneville!
Can you hear me?
Cedric: It's full of water!
I can't touch bottom!
Bonneville: It's all
your fault, four eyes.
Bert: I'm going for help.
Cedric: Hurry, Bert!
I can tread water for a while,
but I don't know about
Bonneville.
Bonneville: Don't
worry about Bonneville.
Cedric: Here Bonneville,
I've got a hand hold.
Save your strength
and hang on to me.
Bonneville: I don't...need help.
Cedric: Fine, neither do I!
Bonneville: Fine.
[doorbell ringing]
[loud knocking]
Bert: Cyril! Cyril!
Open up! Let me in!
Cyril: What?! I'll let you in
for a lifetime of trouble,
if you don't get
out of here pronto!
It's the middle of the night!
Bert: Cedric and
Bonneville are in trouble!
Cyril: Don't go away!
Bonneville/Cedric:
[out of breath]
Bonneville: Anytime you want to
quit, be my guest, four eyes.
All you have to do is
grab onto that ledge.
Cedric: I can do this for days!
[heavy breathing]
[tires squealing]
Cyril: Pigs, anything
happens to my son,
I'll hold you responsible.
Pig: Us?! We were
sleeping, boss.
Cyril: See? They admit it!
[breaks squeals]
Bonneville: You know, I didn't
come here to fight you,
four eyes.
Cedric: Don't call me four eyes.
Bonneville: Then, then
don't call me a stinker!
Cedric: Why not?
That's what you are.
Bonneville: So what? I can still
tread water longer than you.
Cyril: Cedric!
Cedric my boy!
Bonneville! Are you alright?
Grab the ropes.
Bonneville: Wait!
Cedric: We are fine, Pop,
but we are not ready
to come up yet.
Bert: They are not
ready to come up yet?!
Cyril: I thought you said
they were in deadly danger?
Pig: Um.. will
you be ready soon?
Bonneville: Look Cedric,
maybe I am a stinker.
Maybe..
Maybe, I'm sorry.
Cedric: Why all of a sudden?
Bonneville: Because
I've got no more time.
Because I'll be.. gone in
the morning, like always.
Can we be.. I mean..
Can we be friends?
Cedric: Maybe.. we can try.
Bonneville: On three.
Cedric: One...
Bonneville: Two...
Bonneville/Cedric: Three.
Bonneville: b*at you.
Cedric: [giggles]
Did not.
Okay, we're ready.
Cyril: They're ready.
Cyril/Pigs: [struggle]
Pig: I think we've got...
Bonneville, Sir.
Cyril: I thought you
pudgy porkers,
were perfect physical specimens.
[struggling]
What do you two mean by
scaring me half to death?
Why I.. what?
Bert: Wow!
Cyril: Cedric,
what's happening here?
Cedric: Something that happens
once in a blue moon, Pop.
All: Uuuh! Oooh!
Oooooh!
♪♪
Cyril: You won't regret
signing this deal, Knox.
I promise you.
Mr. Knox: Mhm! I hope not, Sir.
Bonneville: Cedric, maybe..
Maybe I can come back
and visit sometime?
Cedric: Sure. Maybe
we can go swimming.
Bonneville: Right.
Cedric: [giggling]
Cyril: I'm proud of the way you
handled Bonneville son.
Cedric: Thanks, Pop.
Maybe we will be real good
friends... someday.
Cyril: I hope so, son.
I hope so.
♪♪
♪
♪ [show
♪ [show theme
♪ [show theme music]
♪♪
♪ When darkness falls
♪♪
♪ Leaving shadows in the night
♪♪
♪ Don't be afraid
♪♪
♪ Wipe that fear from
your eyes ♪
♪♪
♪ The desperate love
♪♪
♪ Keeps on driving you wrong
♪♪
♪ Don't be afraid
♪♪
♪ You're not alone
♪♪
♪ You can run with us
♪♪
♪ We've got everything
you need ♪
♪ Run with us
♪♪
♪ We are free
♪♪
♪ Come with us
♪♪
♪ I see passion in your eyes
♪ Run with us
♪♪
04x03 - Bully for You!
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Series revolves around Bert Raccoon and married couple Ralph and Melissa Raccoon, of whom Bert is a friend and roommate.
Series revolves around Bert Raccoon and married couple Ralph and Melissa Raccoon, of whom Bert is a friend and roommate.