01x34 - To the Rescue

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin". Aired: December 24, 1986 – October 23, 1987.*
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Follows 15-year-old Teddy Ruxpin as he leaves his home on the island of Rillonia with his best friend Grubby to follow an ancient map which leads him to find a collection of crystals on the mainland of Grundo.
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01x34 - To the Rescue

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[theme music playing]

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

♪ Dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's go
to far off places ♪

♪ And search
for treasures bright ♪

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's build
a giant airship ♪

♪ And sail into the sky ♪

♪ Let's watch the ground
so far below ♪

♪ Let's watch the birds
as they fly by ♪

♪ Fly so high ♪

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

[shouting]

[gasping]

Uh-oh. Rapids.

Help!

No... no.

No.

All's well.

Easy, friend.

[Teddy groaning]

Where... where am I?

We'll talk later.

For now, sleep.

[jabbers]
Hi there, Miss Leota.

Oh, Wooly. You startled me.

Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Leota,

but I thought
I'd better warn you.

There's Gutangs around here.

I know, Wooly.

They came to the school
and they frightened
the children terribly.

I wish I'd been here.

They said they were
looking for Teddy.

And they went to Gimmick's house
and smashed it all up.

Oh, I don't like this at all.

I hope nothing's happened
to our friends.

Hmm.

Do you think those Gutangs
might have kidnapped

Teddy, Grubby, and Gimmick?

I don't know, Wooly.

Oh, if only there were
some way to be certain.

[jabbers] Hey.

Maybe the wizard could
tell us where they are.

He knows everything.

Well, he's not usually
very accurate,

but I suppose
we should try him.

Just in case.

Quellor: You will tell us
where the crystals are hidden.

-Mrs. Maggotheart: Or else.
-Grubby: Or else what?

Indeed.

A most
appropriate question.

Quellor:
I am running out of patience!

We will have those crystals
one way or another.

Not from us you won't.

Ooh! I should warn you.

The Supreme Oppressor
is rather experienced

in extracting information!

[gulps] But, uh...

we don't know
where the crystals are,
do we, Gimmick?

Eh, no.

We-we most definitely do not.

Grubby: And even if we did,
we wouldn't tell you.

So go ahead, be nasty.

-Uh, but not too nasty.
-Quellor: I warn you.

You shall pay for this
stubbornness.

-Come, Maggotheart.
-Oh! Farewell for now.

But we shall return.

And when we do,

you'll be sorry!

-Gimmick: That Quellor is
a most unpleasant fellow.
-[gate shuts]

Grubby: That Maggotheart lady
is no prize either.

Gimmick:
He certainly is determined
to get those crystals.

Hmm. I wonder why.

Beats me, but Teddy
would have done anything

to keep them away
from Quellor.

-And that's good enough for me.
-Yes, Grubby.

We owe it to Teddy's memory

to find the crystals
and make sure

they are only used for good.

And the first step
is to loosen these ropes

and escape.

-[Teddy panting] No, Quellor.
-Oh?

The crystals!
Must save them...

M.A.V.O.... airship.

The crystal belt.

What a lovely day.

What's this?

Arin, come quickly.

What is it, sister?
Another Gutang raid?

No. It's good news.

It looks like our friends
have come to visit us.

Arin: Hmm.
It is Gimmick's airship.

But it's flying in
a most unusual manner.

[Aruzia gasps] Oh, no!
They're going to crash!

[Arin gasps]

Come, Arin,
we must hurry.

Teddy! Grubby!
Gimmick!

I can't imagine what happened.

Usually they fly this machine
so skillfully.

Are you all right,
friends?

I say, you chaps. Chaps?

How peculiar.
There's not a soul on board.

What could have
happened to them?

-Anything:
We know everything.
-Anything #2: We know.

Anything #3: We were there.

Who said that?

Come out!
Show yourselves, cowards!

[Anything stammering]
We'd better not.

You have that big sword.

Most peculiar.

Excuse me,
you're sitting
on my head.

Huh?!

Sister,
this barrel just talked.

-Is someone in there?
-Oh! Oh, stop, that tickles.

Good heavens!

I say!

-Please don't hurt us.
-We need your help.

If we're going
to save our friends,

you must give us
a chance to speak.

But who are you?

All: We're the Anythings.

-They seem harmless
enough, Arin.
-Maybe.

But how do you come to be
flying Gimmick's airship?

Yes, and where are our friends
Teddy, Grubby, and Gimmick?

-They're our friends, too.
-And something terrible
has happened.

That's why we're here.

All right, now calm down

and tell us everything
from the beginning.

Well, we were born
in the Mushroom Forest.

-Many years ago.
-Not that far back.

Yeah, start with the soup.

Oh, right.

Well, we were in
this vegetable patch

minding our own business when...

And the last thing we saw was
Teddy falling into the water.

We couldn't help him.

[sniffles]
And now Teddy's gone.

That is indeed
a sad story.

It grieves me to learn of
the loss of such a true friend.

But Grubby and Gimmick
are still alive.

And we've got
to save them.

We'll help you.

Who knows what Quellor and
his mob of monsters might do.

You're right, sister.
There's not a moment to lose.

Now, my brave friends,

we'll help you repair
the airship.

While we work,
we can devise a plan

to rescue Gimmick and Grubby.

All: Okay!

Here, my friend.

-Tea.
-[slurps]

-[coughs]
-Slowly. Slowly.

This potion will help
make you well.

[weakly] Who are you?

A friend.

Who are you?

I'm... I'm...

Teddy... Ruxpin.

Teddy Ruxpin.

Hmm.

[music playing]

♪ The Wizard of Grundo ♪

♪ He knows most everything ♪

♪ I don't know why
but his Magic Eye ♪

♪ Can see from here
to the Land of Ying ♪

♪ The Wizard of Grundo ♪

♪ Though,
he's not all that wise ♪

♪ If you need to know
and you've got the dough ♪

♪ He's one of
the smartest guys ♪

♪ When we were looking
for the princess ♪

♪ He said, "It can be told" ♪

♪ "I'll show you
where to find her" ♪

♪ "For the right amount
of gold" ♪

♪ He's the most amazing fellow ♪

♪ With magic up his sleeve ♪

♪ And I hope he'll help us
find all of our friends ♪

♪ Before we leave ♪

Both:
♪ The Wizard of Grundo ♪

♪ He knows most everything ♪

♪ I don't know why
but his Magic Eye ♪

♪ Can see from here
to the Land of Ying ♪

♪ The Wizard of Grundo ♪

♪ Though,
he's not all that wise ♪

♪ If you need to know
and you've got the dough ♪

Wooly:
♪ He's one of the greatest ♪

Leota:
♪ One of the nicest ♪

♪ One of the smartest guys ♪

[jabbers]

Wooly: I sure hope that
wizard feller is home.

-If you'll do the honors,
we'll soon find out, Wooly.
-[jabbers]

Yikes!

-[vase shatters]
-Hello?

-Anybody home?
-[Wizard muffled] Come in.

Oh! Ouch! Oh! Ow!

-Hey!
-Huh?

Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

Why should you be sorry?

It was only a door after all.

This, on the other hand,
was a priceless Ying vase.

I'm sure Wooly didn't mean
to damage your door,

or your vase.

[jabbers] Heck no.

We came to ask
for your help.

Well, thanks to you,
we're closed for repairs.

But Teddy, Grubby,
and Gimmick are missing.

Missing you say?

Is there a reward?

If you help us
find our friends,

you'll be paid
handsomely, Wizard.

In that case,
come on in.

What am I saying?
You are in.

Well, come this way.

And, please,
don't touch anything.

[bell ringing]

Now what?

And how might
I help you?

You must help us
find our friends.

-That might be expensive.
-Oh, we'll pay you gladly.

So that's it,
a couple of paying customers.

[chuckles]

Perhaps the Magic Eye will
tell us of their whereabouts.

[jabbers]
See, Miss Leota?

I could you the Wizard
could help us.

-He knows all kinds of things.
-Perhaps, Wooly.

But these little magic tricks
are not very scientific.

Science has nothing
to do with it.

We're talking wizardry.

Now, if you'll be seated,
we'll proceed.

[jabbers]
We're ready.

All right,
everybody concentrate.

Oh, great Magic Eye,

that knows all
and sees all.

Great and mystical Magic Eye,

help us to locate--

What are their names again?

-Teddy, Grubby, and Gimmick.
-Of course.

Tell us where are Teddy,
Grubby, and Gimmick?

They're gonna love this.

Teddy:
Grubby, Gimmick, look.

Faster, you fools!

Faster!

[gasps]

[shouting]

[Wooly jabbers]
It was the Monsters
and Villains that got them!

Well, so we meet again.

Hand over the crystals.

-[grumbling]
-Move, you fuzzy barnacle!

Move!

[gasps]

Whoa!

Leota: Oh, no!

Teddy, he's gone.

[both shudder]

He was about the bestest friend
a What's-It could ever have.

He was a decent little fellow,
wasn't he?

[jabbers] Anyway,

at least we can still
rescue Grubby and Gimmick.

Yes, that's right.

I did help you find
two of your friends.

So...

Very well.

I've heard of small change,

but this is ridiculous.

-Just a moment, Wooly.
-Huh?

You also sell cotton candy?

Yeah, I have to.

Wizardry doesn't bring in
a lot of profit.

Nobody pays.

Very well.
I'll take, um...




Certainly!

What an unusual number, but who
am I to argue with the customer?

Put the cotton candy
in a bag, please, Wooly.

I'll pay the Wizard.

No more Woodsprite
coins I hope?

No, actually,
these are Elf coins.

[Wooly jabbers]
It's mighty nice of you

to buy all this cotton candy,
Miss Leota.

I'm just crazy
about sweet stuff.

The cotton candy
isn't for eating, Wooly.

It's part of my plan.

Huh?

[pants]

"Only the pure of spirit

may find the treasure
of knowledge."

The treasure of knowledge...
hmm.

Grubby: We've gotta get out
of here somehow, Gimmick.

Gimmick: Precisely what
I've been thinking, Grubby.

But how?

I don't know.

-I haven't felt much
like thinking lately.
-Don't give up.

Perhaps a calm, logical approach
will furnish us with an idea.

Now, let's see.

These metal bars appear to be
particularly strong.

And this door is quite sturdy.

Hmm.

Stone walls.

Dirt floors.

Did you say "dirt floors."

Why, yes, I did.

That's our answer, Gimmick.
We'll tunnel our way out.

Splendid idea, Grubby.

If it works with Mudblups,

it might also work
with Monsters.

Exactly my line
of reasoning, too.

Grubby:
How are we doing, Gimmick?

Gimmick: Well,
according to my calculations,

we should now be
well beyond the wall

of M.A.V.O. Headquarters.

You mean we're practically free?

I believe so, Grubby.

Pfft.
I think you're right, Gimmick.

-I can see light up there.
-You can?

Then my theory was right.

-After you, Gimmick.
-[plates shatter]

Why thank you, Grubby.

[grunts]
Can you see anything yet?

Not yet.

Now do you see anything?

-[groaning]
-Oh, yes.

I definitely see something now.

And I definitely don't like

what I, eh, eh, see.

Arin: Gimmick certainly is
an extraordinary inventor.

Even after the crash landing,
this craft is still airworthy.

Now we just need
to rescue our friends.

This, you say you
and your friends can change
yourselves into anything?

That's right, Prince.

That's why
we're called Anythings.

Aruzia, I have found
the secret w*apon

that will get Grubby and Gimmick
out of M.A.V.O.'s evil grasp.

Quellor: So much for
your pathetic escape attempt.

Now, are you ready to tell us
where the crystals are hidden?

Nope. No way.

Absolutely not.

In that case,
you have exhausted our patience

and sealed your fate.

Come, Sludge.

It appears that Quellor
is quite upset with us.

So what? Who's afraid
of that big bully anyhow?

[gulps] I am.

Come, Sludge.

We have no further use
for those two.

Can't I go back
and scare 'em?

Just for the fun of it?

Not now.

We have need of you elsewhere.

As for those
miserable little twerps,

tomorrow they can begin
work in our Ying mines.

But what about the crystals?

My hunch is the Illiop
hid them on the airship

before he fell to his doom.

I want supplies stocked
for the Eclipse.

And alert the crew
to standby to sail.

Right away,
Your Awfulness.

-[stomach growling]
-My stomach is doing fur flips.

I don't know
whether I'm supposed to
feel hungry or scared.

Oh, at least
you have a choice.

As for myself,

-I'm afraid
I just feel scared, Grubby.
-[clanging]

-Bognostroclum:
Come on! Come on!
-Huh?

-Bognostroclum: Move it!
-Goodness!

What's all the noise?

I thought prisons
were supposed to be quiet.

Bognostroclum:
Now get started!

And I want this floor
to sparkle.

Mop, two, three, four.

-Mop, two, three, four.
-Gimmick: Bless my soul.

That prisoner looks
exactly like Tweeg.

Grubby: Yeah, and the other one
looks like L.B.

I wonder what those two
scoundrels are doing here.

Well, Tweeg always said
he wanted to clean up.

[laughs]

Okay, let's move it.

You've still got the whole
west wing to do.

Shoulder mop!

Now march, two, three, four.

March, two, three, four.

March, two, three, four.

[sighs]

Grubby,
are you all right?

Oh, I was thinking
about Teddy.

Oh, I think about him, too,
Grubby.

Quite often.

I sure do miss him, Gimmick.

I'd do anything
if it would bring him back.

I would, too.

But I'm afraid
we'll have to settle

for Teddy living on
in our memories.

-That's it.
-[slurps]

-This soup will
make you feel better.
-[Wooly jabbers]

How come we need all this
cotton candy, Miss Leota?

You'll see, Wooly,
when we get to M.A.V.O.

-Oh!
-[gasps] Wooly!

It's Teddy!

He's alive!

[theme music playing]
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