02x54 - Wooly and the Giant Snowzos

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♪ Dream with me tonight ♪

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♪ And search
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♪ Come dream
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♪ Let's build
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♪ And sail into the sky ♪

♪ Let's watch the ground
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♪ Let's watch the birds
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♪ Fly so high ♪

♪ Come dream
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Gimmick:
Brr! This is the coldest,

snowiest winter I can remember.

Teddy:
There's Wooly's house up ahead.

Grubby:
Boy, I sure hope it's warmer
in there than it is out here.

Brr!

[loud roar]

Aah!

-Huh?
-What was that?

He he he.
Just the wind, Fuzz.

That sounded like
a pretty big wind.

Let's hurry up
and get inside.

Yoo-hoo! Wooly, we're here!

Oh, hiya, fellers!

It sure is good to see you.

-Whoa!
-Heavens to Grundo!

-What happened?
-I'm sinking!

Hang on, fellers, I'm coming.

I got you!

Thanks for dropping in.

Very funny. Ah--ah--ahchoo!

Tweeg:
Gold out of buttermilk,

my favorite secret formula.

Mummy's book
of magic incantations

is just what I need to finally
make gold out of buttermilk.

L.B., get me
a fresh bag of flour.

L.B.? L.B.!

Where did that preposterous
pincushion disappear to?

[chattering]

Attention, all Bounders!

How dare you goof off

when there's a fortune
in riches to be made?

Now get up here
this minute.

Why don't you come down
and get me, Tweez?

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

-Come and get us!
-Get all of us!

Oh, great galloping Grundos,

is this some sort of mutiny?

Yeah, you might call it
"Mutiny on the Bounders."

[laughs]

Ugh, that does it.

Just for that,
I am coming down.

Insubordination, treachery,

deceit,
and giggling when I speak.

I'll fix you.

You're in big trouble
this time.

I ought to throw
the book at you.

Do what with the book?

Throw it. Throw it!

L.B.:
Okay, Twooze, if you say so.

Oh!

[grumbles] Oh!

[laughing]

So, you want to play
hardball, eh?

I'll show you
hopping horn-heads!

-Hmm...
-L.B.: What's the matter, Tweef?

Ain't you playing no more?

Quiet, L.B.!

Can't you see I'm having
a rush of inspiration?

Ah, it's probably just the snow
melting down your back.

No, the sparkle
of this snowball

looks exactly like the sparkle

of that Teddy Ruxpin's crystals.

-So, what?
-So...

the magic crystals
must come from snow crystals.

Don't you see it?

Alls I can see
is that those snowballs

must have freeze-dried
your brains.

That is,
if you got any.

What a remarkable
turn of events.

Now, if I can just
discover the incantation

that will transform this lowly
snowball into a magic crystal,

the world will
recognize my genius!

Now I know why
Tweez's skin is green.

It's cause his brain
is a pea.

[laughing]

I brought some
hot Grundleberry
juice for all of us.

Where's Grubby?

I think he's still outside,
taking off his boots.

Five... six...

-[loud roar]
-Yikes!

Yikes! Ahh!

Help!

Whoa!

-Did you hear that?
-Hear what?

That awful noise!
There's something out there.

Yeah, something big,
very big.

To assume that noise
was made by some creature

is a highly unsound
line of reasoning.

Maybe so, but it's the scariest
unsound I ever heard.

[Gimmick laughs]

It's amazing, the things
people will imagine

during winter storms.

Why, it reminds me

of one winter
when I was a boy.

That sure must have been
a long time ago.

Grubby.

He he. Well, yes,
it was many years ago.

That was the winter
we were visited by, uh...

Giant Snowzos.

-He he.
-Whoa!

Yikes!

W-W-What did
the Giant Snowzos look like?

Gimmick:
They didn't look like anything.

That is to say,
they looked like nothing.

What I mean is,
they were just,
uh, made up.

The existence of Snowzos

is, uh, scientifically
impossible.

Uh-oh. Now I'm really worried.

Me too!

Don't worry, Fuzz,

the only thing around here
that's big and furry is Wooly.

[Bounders chattering]

Tweeg:
"Blowing wind, sands of time,

turn to diamond,
start to shine."

Drat.

Ah, here's a better incantation.

"Roses are red,
violets are blue,

crystals are clear,
so why aren't you?"

Bleh! Still no crystal.

There must be some spell
in here that will work.

Oh!

You missed me.

You missed me!
You missed me!

-You-- Oh!
-L.B.: Made you eat
them words, didn't I?

Can't get me!
Nah, nah, nah-nah-nah!

Uh-oh...

[gasps] Ugh!

[laughs] Hey, Harry,
here's a good snowball.

We'll use it for
the snowman's head.

[straining]

This is one heavy snowball.

[snow crunching]

-Huh?
-[groaning]

Bounder: Ahh! It's...

The Abominable Snow-Bounder!

[voice shaking]
Let's get out of here.

[muttering]

And with this spell--
"Born of...

[screams]

Ahh!

Uh...

W-W-What happened?

Yeah, you were att*cked
by The Abominable Snow-Bounder.

Nonsense, there's no such thing

as The Abominable Snow-Bounder.

[loud groaning]

[screams]

Abominable Snow-Bounder--
I love it.

[laughs]

Teddy:
That was a delicious dinner.
Thank you, Wooly.

Yes, you're quite a chef.

-Gee, fellers, thanks.
-[knocking on door]

Who's there?

Fobs: Let us in!
It's cold out here!

-I'm freezing!
-Let us in!

We heard a Giant Snowzo
in the forest.

We're scared... and cold.

And afraid of Snowzos.

It's amazing how that
old Snowzo story

pops up every time
there's a bad snowstorm.

[knocking]

-Oh, no, it followed us!
-Snowzos! Help!

[Fobs exclaiming]

It was big,
it was furry,

and we ran away in a--
in a-- real fast.

Gramps is so scared,
he can't rhyme,

which Wogglies
do all the time.

Gimmick: Nonsense, it was
probably just a pile of snow.

And besides, if there
really were Snowzos,

Wooly would protect us.

Wouldn't you, Wooly?

Eh, Wooly?

Eh, where'd you go?

Hey, Wooly,
come on out of there.

Gee, on second thought,

move over,
I'm getting under there, too.

-Yeah, make room for me.
-Me, too.

-Everybody able...
-Get under the table.

Maybe you could
make room for me, too?

I think you're all
acting quite foolishly.

Leota:
Sorry to barge in, everyone,

but all my students are upset.

We've got to do something
about these Giant Snowzos.

[all scream]

Let me help you, Leota.

You'll be safe in here.

It sure is crowded
under here.

I was here first.

Teddy: Excuse me, Grubby,
but your knee is in my eye.

-Which knee?
-Uh, third from the left.

I still say there is
no such thing as a Snowzo.

Don't believe
everything you hear.

♪ When you have a scientific
mind such as mine ♪

♪ You believe nothing that you
hear and half of what you see ♪

♪ All things must be proven
before reaching a conclusion ♪

♪ And your conclusions
must be reached ♪

♪ Scientifically ♪

-♪ So don't believe ♪
-♪ Don't believe ♪

♪ Everything you hear ♪

♪ Or you might start seeing
creatures in the snow ♪

♪ Until you learn
more about it ♪

♪ You should always doubt it ♪

♪ And don't believe anything
until you really know ♪

-♪ We saw a creature ♪
-♪ Don't believe it! ♪

-♪ By a tree ♪
-♪ No way ♪

-♪ It sounded strange ♪
-♪ Just the wind ♪

-♪ It frightened me ♪
-♪ Oh, gee ♪

All: ♪ We heard a funny noise
that sounded kind of weird ♪

Gramps: ♪ I saw a snowman
with a beard ♪

Gimmick:
♪ Absolutely impossible ♪

-♪ So don't believe ♪
-♪ Don't believe ♪

♪ Everything you hear ♪

♪ Even when the thing
you hear goes "Grrrrr"? ♪

♪ Until you learn
more about it ♪

♪ You should always doubt it ♪

♪ And don't believe anything ♪

♪ Until you're really sure ♪

♪ Don't believe it
until you're really sure ♪

Well, why don't we just
sit in front of the fire

and have some more
hot Grundleberry juice?

It will make us all
feel better.

Good idea, Gimmick.

In that case,

ten hot Grundleberry juices

coming right up!

[laughter]

Abominable Snow-Bounder... ha!

It's just a stupid snowman.

Now, where was I?

Ah, yes, spell number 482.

Hmm.

Now, this one
sounds pretty silly.

But it's worth a try.

"Knit one, pearl two,
now you're a crystal.

Boop-oop-ee-doo."

Blast!
That one's no good either.

Ah-ha! This one looks good.

"Ala-kazoo, ala-kazees,

change your form
when I say 'cheese.'"

Huh? Yow-how-hoo!

-[jabbers]
-What?! I don't believe it.

That snowman,
it's-- it's... alive!

I did it! I did it!

Yow-how-hooey!

Forget these crummy crystals.

I've created... life!

And I did it all
with this magic book.

The book. Where is the book?

[gasps] Oof!

Huh? Ouch!

Ah. Here you are, my precious.

Ah, yes. [laughs] Now...

"Ala-kazam, ala-kazooey..."

Wait, that's not the spell.

Oh, egad, I've lost my place.

Oh, no!

[crying]

Uh-oh. This looks like
the last of the firewood, Wooly.

I think Gimmick should go
outside and get some more.

Yeah, make Gimmick go.

He's not afraid
of the Giant Snowzos.

Yeah,
Gimmick's not afraid.

Eh, well...

That is, I suppose
I could go, but--

What Gimmick means is,
he was getting ready
to tell us a story.

I was? I mean,
oh-- [laughs] I was!

Wasn't I?

Sure you were. You stay here.
I'll get the wood.

[Wooly jabbers]
I'll help you, Teddy.

Have you found
my wood pile yet?

Ow!

Ouch!
I think I just did.

[grunts]

Wooly: Okay, hand me
some logs, Teddy.

Teddy: Okay, Wooly.

One log.

Two logs... three logs...

I said,
hand me some logs, Teddy.

How many more
can you carry?

Uh, how many more?

Teddy, you haven't
given me any yet.

Well, of course I have, Wooly.

You just don't know
your own strength.

Well, that should be enough.
Let's go back inside.

Teddy, are you gonna
hand me some logs or not?

Teddy?
Uh, w-w-where are you?

[Grubby laughs]

Wooly, you're
all covered with snow.

[laughs]

You're completely white
from head to toe.

Stickiest darn snow
I've ever seen.

[gulps]

Where'd you go, Teddy?

I came in with you,
and then...

That's not me.

I'm me.

Well, then, who's that?

[gulps]
It's... it's...

[jabbering]

All: It's a Giant Snowzo!

[all exclaiming]

Wait just a minute.

Why are we running?

Everyone knows
that Snowzos

are just a myth.

That one looks
more like a "myth-ter."

There must be
a logical explanation.

Eh, who-- Eh, who--

Who are, eh, you?

I'm a Snowzo!

[gasps]

Uh, that's what I was afraid
you were gonna say.

♪ There's no need to fear me ♪

♪ Feel free to gather near me ♪

♪ And you may hear me out ♪

♪ As I sing a little ditty ♪

♪ That'll tell you
what I'm all about ♪

♪ North of the Land of Ying ♪

♪ Is where we Snowzos are from ♪

♪ And this far south
we very rarely come ♪

All:
♪ They rarely come this far ♪

♪ Only when the winter
weather's blowing stormily ♪

♪ Do we venture so far southward
for a change of scenery ♪

All: ♪ That is why we say
that he's a... ♪

♪ Really rather average
and merely sort of ordinary ♪

♪ Typical Giant Snowzo ♪

♪ Yes, I'm a really rather
average and merely sort of
ordinary ♪

♪ Typical Giant Snowzo ♪

[laughter]

Yeah, that's me.

Oh, we're really very friendly.

[jabbering]

Hey, you sound just like Wooly.

And you look
a lot like him, too.

-Grubby: Except
that Wooly's purple.
-Snowzo: Gee!

We have a legend
about a young Snowzo

who disappeared from
our mountain long ago

and was never seen again.

[gasps] Hey, Wooly!

You might be that young Snowzo!

Me, a Snowzo?

[laughter, jabbering]

Hmm.
The waters of Rainbow Falls

could account
for your purple coloring.

Yeah, we're all
kinds of colors.

Yeah, look at us.
All kinds of colors.

Hey, we might be
cousins or something.

[jabbering]

Pleased to meet you, cuz.

[Tweeg laughing]
When I bring my army
of snowmen to life,

I'll be the most powerful
villain in all of Grundo.

Ha ha! Hurry up
with those snowmen.

Don't rush us, Tweez.

This kind of work
calls for a cool hand.

And even cooler feet.

[grunts] All right,
let's give it a try.

"Ala-kazam, alchemy too,

I'm alive, and so are you."

Ugh! Nothing happened.

I'm not surprised, Tweek.

You never were
very good at spelling.

Eh! I'll try another one.

"Ala-kazam, ala-commode,

jump up and down,
just like a toad."

Oh, not you, you idiots.

Mr. Snowzo, you said
"we" are very friendly.

Does that mean
there are more Snowzos?

Why, yes.

My family is right outside.

[jabbering]

[all jabbering]

Well, come on in.

Well, if it's
all the same to you,

we'd rather stay outside,

where it's nice and cold.

Grubby:
Hello, pleased to meet you.

I'm Grubby.

Hi, how are you?
Hello there...

So, eh, you're a Snowzo?

I'm a Perloon.

Are you trying to snow me?

Everybody knows
Perloons don't exist.

Huh?

[gasps]
Look, everybody!

A purple Snowzo!

[Snowzos exclaiming]

Teddy:
That's our friend Wooly.

Our home is very cold.

You'll love it.

Gee, I don't know.

I kind of like
a warm place.

We don't come down from
our mountain home often,

but we get curious
about what goes on here.

[jabbering]
Say...

why don't you come back
with us and visit?

-Yeah!
-What a good idea.

I'd like that very much,
but if you don't mind,

I'll wait until
it's a little warmer.

[laughter]

[jabbering]

This storm will be over soon.

We'd better go.

Thank you all
for being so nice.

And thank you for
being so, eh, real.

-Hee hee hee.
-[Snowzos laughing]

And I'll come to visit soon.

I promise.

-Grubby: So long!
-Teddy: Bye-Bye!

-Bye!
-Wooly: Safe journey!

-Teddy: Nice meeting you!
-Gimmick: Bye-Bye!

[Tweeg groans]

This has got to be
the right incantation.

It's the last one in the book.

Well, here goes.

"Ala-kazam, Ala-kaseltzer,

in bright sun,
you all would meltzer.

But in coldness,
born of murk,

you'll walk the land,
thanks to this..."

What? What?!

The last word is missing!

Ugh, those dumb Bounders
have torn out the last word.

Hmm. Now, what rhymes
with "murk"?

"But in coldness,
born of murk,

you'll walk the land,
thanks to this..."

All: Jerk!

-[screams]
-[all gasp]

It worked!

They're alive!

Ooh, wait! Wait!

But I made you! Come back!

Please, wait. Wait! Halt!

I'm your daddy!

[theme music playing]