02x55 - Winter Adventure

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

♪ Dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's go
to far off places ♪

♪ And search
for treasures bright ♪

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's build
a giant airship ♪

♪ And sail into the sky ♪

♪ Let's watch the ground
so far below ♪

♪ Let's watch the birds
as they fly by ♪

♪ Fly so high ♪

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

Grubby: Brr!
It sure is cold this morning.

It certainly is, Grubby.

I think winter's finally here.

[teeth chattering]

I was right!
Look, it's snowing.

Gosh. Hey!

Let's go out and play
in the stuff.

You mean, before breakfast?

Yeah! Well, uh, oh.
Well, um...

Hey, that's not a fair choice.

Okay, let's
have breakfast first,

and then go out
and play in the stuff.

-[laughter]
-Okay.

Now pay attention.

The only way to be sure

the buttermilk-to-gold
formula works

is to bring Tweeg back with it.

Horrible as that thought
might be.

That is you mission.
Any questions?

Yeah, uh...
why is the sky blue?

Never mind that.

Why is water so wet?

Out! Out!

Out!

What did I ever do
to deserve them?

Teddy:
♪ Snowflakes are falling ♪

♪ They're filling up the sky ♪

Grubby:
♪ Snowflakes are falling ♪

♪ Upon my nose and in my eyes ♪

Teddy:
♪ Snowflakes are falling
so lightly to the ground ♪

♪ And I am glad
that wintertime ♪

♪ Has finally come around ♪

♪ Somehow the way
each snowflake ♪

♪ Floats gently from the sky ♪

♪ Makes all my thoughts
go drifting back ♪

♪ Like seasons passing by ♪

Gimmick: ♪ And all those
pleasant memories ♪

♪ Of winters long ago ♪

♪ Come back to me ♪

♪ Each time it starts to snow ♪

♪ The snowflakes
are falling♪

♪ They're filling up
the sky ♪

♪ Snowflakes are falling ♪

♪ Upon my nose and in my eyes ♪

Teddy:
♪ Snowflakes are falling ♪

♪ They make me feel
just right ♪

♪ And I think it's time we had
a winter snowball fight ♪

Grubby:
♪ The hills are so lovely ♪

♪ Let's slide down
on a sled ♪

Gimmick:
♪ I'll try not to tumble ♪

♪ Upon my nose or on my head ♪

♪ As those tiny snowflakes
fall gently to the ground ♪

♪ I love the time when winter ♪

♪ Yes, I love the time
when winter ♪

♪ Oh, I love the time
when winter ♪

♪ Comes around ♪

Grubby, do you remember
the winters in Rillonia?

I sure do.
They were lots of fun.

On special days, we'd give
gifts to friends and family.

There were big celebrations.

Yeah, and we'd make
all kinds of cakes
and cookies. Mmm!

Well, that sounds like
a marvelous custom,

and I think we should
start it here.

-Teddy: You do?
-Absolutely.

I can think of
all kinds of people

I'd like
to give gifts to.

Sure. And I love
cakes and cookies.

Gimmick, that's a great idea.

Hmm.

Just what are those three
little boobs up to this time?

Hmm.
Ah, they're baking something.

Those ingredients.

Flour, eggs, buttermilk...

Buttermilk?!
It's my gold formula!

No wonder they're so happy.

That little traitor L.B.
must have leaked it to them.

Well, just because I owe him
a measly four-years' salary.

I'll teach that bubblehead
to mess with Jack W. Tweeg!

[bird squawks]

[snoring]

[groaning]

[breathing heavily]

Sure is cold out there,
huh, Boss?

Never mind that.

What do you have
to say for yourself?

Well, I wish I was taller.
That snow is awful deep.

Oh! Don't play the bare-faced
Bounder with me!

I'm on to your scheme!

[laughs] That makes one of us.

Uh, which scheme
is that, Tweep?

Selling my buttermilk-to-gold
formula to the enemy.

Me? Are you
out of your gourd?

L.B., I never want to see
your two grotesque faces again.

And take your pointy-headed
accomplices with you.

-What's with him?
-Yeah, who knows?

He's a highly emotional guy.

Scram, I say.

And never darken
my tower again.

We're going, Tweeb,
we're going.

Call me when they fix
the cr*ck in your brain.

Oh, my brain
must have been cracked

to trust a traitorous
twerp like you.

You'll never work for me again!

Well, at least
it ain't all bad.

[laughing]

Trudge:
This must be Tweeg's place.

Eh, for a guy who knows
how to make gold,

he sure lives cheap.

Four down, four to, uh, go.

He he he.

That seems to be just where
Gimmick's ears would be.

To Teddy.

From your pal Grubby.

Happy holidays.

Tweeg:
Now, hang on a minute, fellas.

I'm sure we can come
to some understanding.

Quiet, or we'll stuff
a gag in our mouth.

Dumb-dumb!

Then how could he tell us
where the formula is?

Okay, then, uh...

Quiet,
or we'll blindfold you.

-That's better.
-Tweeg: Listen to me, boys,

how much of the gold
that Quellor makes

do you think
he'll give you?

Uh... [muttering]

-None?
-Exactly.

Now, if you work for me,

I'd give you half
of all the gold I make.

-What do you think?
-We don't think.

That's Quellor's job.

Uh, maybe the gold
recipe's in here.

No, no, no.
That's my best china.

[groans]

[laughs]

I guess not.

Ugh!

Huh?

Ah, there's nothing
in the world like a good book.

They sound great
when you rip them.

-[Tweeg exclaims]
-Sludge...

-[thuds]
-...I think I found it.

Oh, that's the gold
formula, all right.

-You sure?
-Well, let's make
a batch and find out.

Drudge: Hey, great idea.

Uh, what are the ingredients?

Let's see, uh,
first we need an oven.

Huh? Huh?!

Which parts?

The door?

Or the pipes?

You know something...

Oh, could I please have
that blindfold now?

Hey, Trudge,
find the mixing spoon.

Uh, a mixing spoon. Right.

Not in this one.

Sludge: It says here
we're gonna need water.

[groans]

How did I get myself
into this mess?

[laughs] How's the new staff
working out, Boss?

L.B., get up here and untie me.

I can't, Tweek,

you told me never to come back.

-Remember?
-Oh, please, L.B.?

Look, I didn't mean a word
of those insults, you idiot.

You gotta hand it to him.

He really knows
how to get into trouble.

I'm going out
for a while, boys,

and I'd like both of you

to stay out of that,
uh, closet.

Sure, Gimmick.
Whatever you say.

Brr! It's still
snowing out there.

Good-bye!

Oh!

Teddy, I think we've
waited long enough.

What do you say we look
in that closet, huh?

Now, Grubby,
that wouldn't be fair.

I guess you're right.

Say, Teddy, where do you
not want me to look?

Never mind!
Just don't look anywhere.

Okay.

♪ Snowflakes are falling
dee-dum-dee-dum-dee-dum ♪

♪ Snowflakes are falling ♪

♪ Dee-dum-dee-dum
dee-dum ♪

You know, Tweeg may not have
been the best boss we ever had,

but he was the only boss
we ever had.

Yeah, you never had a chance
to mess things up.

He always b*at you to it.

But one thing--
you could count on him.

Rain or shine,
he was always rotten.

Yeah, and he was always
late with our pay.

Wait a minute, guys.

I got a terrific idea.

Come closer.

Sewing needles, cloth...

The airship's all ready.

Let's load
everything on board.

These cookies
smell really good.

Mm-hmm.

And they taste good, too.

Well, don't eat
all of them, Grubby,

or we won't have
any left for gifts.

Oh, yeah. Hey, Gimmick,
we never flew the airship
through the snow before.

How do you think
it will do?

Well, we'll soon
find out, my boy.

[laughing]

L.B.:
This is our chance, guys.

There's no telling when
they'll be back.

[laughing]

-Hi, Teddy.
-Hi, Grubby.

Hi, Gimmick!

-Hello.
-Gimmick: How-de-do?

Hi, fellas.

We just wanted to come by with
a few little gifts for you.

They're little because
you Fobs are so little.

[laughs]

-Gifts?
-What for?

Well, it's kind of
a custom in Rillonia,

where Teddy and I come from.

Yes, and we want
to share a happy,

uh, winter season
with you.

That's really nice.
Thank you very much.

Yeah, thanks very much!

All: ♪ This gift is for you ♪

♪ Though it's just
a tiny token ♪

Teddy: ♪ This gift is for you ♪

♪ May it say things
seldom spoken ♪

Gimmick:
♪ This gift tells of the joy ♪

♪ You have given me ♪

♪ I hope that you
will like it ♪

♪ And enjoy it endlessly ♪

All: ♪ This little gift ♪

♪ Says how happy I am
to know you ♪

Teddy: ♪ And I hope that
in some little way ♪

♪ It really,
really shows you ♪

Gimmick:
♪ And if this gift should do ♪

♪ Something to make you happy ♪

♪ Then your happiness
is your gift to me ♪

♪ Then your happiness ♪

-♪ Is your gift... ♪
-[smooches]

-♪ To me ♪
-[laughter]

Teddy: Look, Gimmick,
the house is all lit up.

Gimmick: Hmm. That's odd.

I don't recall
leaving the lights on.

At this rate we should
be done in no time.

Yeah, you really think
it's gonna work, L.B.?

It has to.

It's Tweeg's only chance.

Okay, now, you guys got
everything straight?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now let's get moving.

All: Hello? Hello?

I wonder who could
have been here.

[snoring]

[groans]

Hey, Tweef.

Huh?

Hey, Tweef.

Hey! Tweef!

L.B., you came back?

Shh!

Oh, don't worry,
you couldn't wake those
dolts with cannon fire.

Wrecking my kitchen
exhausted them.

We are here
to rescue you.

Well, it's about time.

Well, if you're gonna be
like that, we could leave.

No, no, no, I'm sorry.

I take back everything
I ever said or did.

-Honest?
-Honest.

Now please
get me out of here.

L.B.: Well, Tweez,
what do you think?

You know, the face
is awfully good.

Did you do it
from memory?

No, we looked up "dummy"
in Gimmick's dictionary

and that was the face
in the picture.

[groans]

[snoring]

[alarm ringing]

Wow, what a party.

What time is it?

Time to head back
to M.A.V.O.

Nice day for a Troll.

Trudge: It won't be when
Quellor gets his mitts on him.

[laughter]

Grubby: Yum.

Oh, hey, are these
packages for me?

[laughs]

Will you look at that?

Four pairs of mittens.
Thanks, Gimmick.

You're welcome, Grubby.

Now you can stay warm
when you go outside.

Okay, Gimmick, now it's time
to open your presents.

Oh, all right. He he he.

This one's from Teddy.

Oh, my, it's a scarf!

And a hat!

And earmuffs!

Now you can be warm
when you go outside, too.

That's a wonderful gift,
Teddy.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

And this package
is from Grubby.

Oh, it certainly is heavy.

It's a new monkey wrench.

Just what I needed, Grubby.

He he. Now, you open
your gifts, Teddy.

Okay.

This one's from you, Gimmick.

-Oh!
-Hmm.

It's beautiful.

You, uh, wind it up
on the side there.

Thank you, Gimmick.
It's wonderful.

I'm glad you,
uh, like it.

[knocking on door]

I wonder who that could be.

Hello, there!
[jabbering]

We thought we'd stop by
with a few gifts.

-Hi, there.
-We brought gifts for you guys.

Yeah, winter gifts.

[sniffs] Are those
raisin muffins I smell?

Hello, everyone.
I brought a few little gifts.

Happy winter season, g*ng.

♪ This little gift says
how happy I am to know you ♪

♪ And I hope that
in some little way ♪

♪ It really,
really shows you ♪

♪ And if this gift should do ♪

♪ Something to make you happy ♪

♪ Then your happiness
is your gift to me ♪

♪ Then your happiness
is your gift to me ♪

L.B., what is that
racket down there?

I think it's called
singing, Tweech.

Let's load the cannon
and sh**t it at them.

Uh, why?

What do you mean, why?

Because we can't let anyone
get away with being that happy.

[strains]

Now the cannonball.

Now the fuse.

Ha! Okay, here goes.

Ha ha!

What was that noise?

Pay it no mind, Leota,

it was just Tweeg
f*ring that cannon of his.

Don't worry,
he never hits anything.

Gosh, look at all that snow
tumbling down the mountain.

Gimmick: Oh, my,
it's an avalanche!

[gasps]

Uh-oh.

[bird cawing]

We heard about
the avalanche, Tweeg.

So here's some hot chocolate
and raisin muffins.

Maybe this will, uh,
warm up your personality.

And here's a snow shovel, Tweeg,

so you can dig your way out.

Uh-oh, it's starting
to snow again.

Huh?

Grubby:
See you next spring!

Thank you
for rescuing me, guys.

Gee, Tweef, a horn-muff
and a new toothbrush.

I'm really moved.

-Oh, what a nice cap!
-I can use one of those...

We've got a gift for you, too.

Hit it, guys and doll.

Happy winter season, Tweeg.

My name!

You actually got it right.

Oh, what a wonderful present.

Gee, Boss,

this is the nicest day
we ever had.

Me too!

Don't get used to it.

Tomorrow we go back to being
mean and nasty as usual.

Good, this nice stuff
could really make a guy gag.

Sludge: We brung you a present,
Your Gaspliness.

For me?

What is the meaning of this?

Huh?

-This is a dummy.
-It sure is.

It's Tweeg!

[grunts]

Hey, wait,
it really is a dummy.

Uh, gee, Your Cruelness,
we, uh, we didn't even notice.

When you think of it, there's
not that much difference.

Never mind that, you dolts.

Just hand over the formula.

Right, Boss.

Trudge, the formula.

-Formula?
-The book.

-Book?
-You know, the thing
with all the paper in it.

Oh, paper.

I used that
the wrap the gift.

You did what?

Yeah, don't worry.

I'm sure we can glue 'em
back together again.

[all talking at once]

I should have taken
my mother's advice.

Collect stamps, she said.

Or bottle caps.

Or even Grungeball cards.

But no...

I have to collect dummies.

Why, me?

Why is it always me?

[theme music playing]