02x63 - On the Beaches

[bunniefuu]

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♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

♪ Dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's go
to far off places ♪

♪ And search
for treasures bright ♪

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's build
a giant airship ♪

♪ And sail into the sky ♪

♪ Let's watch the ground
so far below ♪

♪ Let's watch the birds
as they fly by ♪

♪ Fly so high ♪

♪ Come dream
with me tonight ♪

[snoring softly]

[murmurs]

Now, Eunice,
this experiment, uh,

H20... my goodness,
now, eh,

what was that formula?

[snoring]

Needs more pepper.

Crystals, uh...

I gotta go back.

Nothing can stop me...

-[shouting happily]
-Whoa!

Save the manuscripts!
Women and children first!

-What's going on?
-[music playing]

Is it an earthquake?

Oof!

Good morning, everybody!

[laughing]

And a good morning to you.

What in Grundo's name
is going on here?

-I don't know.
-It appears we have visitors.

Visitors? At this hour?

Surprise!

Come on, everybody.
There's a cookout at the beach

and we can't start
without the guests of honor.

And who might they be?

Why, you and Teddy, of course.

Now hurry up and get ready.
We have a lot to celebrate.

[sniffing] Mmm!

What's that delicious smell?

We brought you breakfast.

Well, this is certainly
and unexpected honor.

Even this early
in the morning.

It sure feels good
to be home.

Wow, man.
Like, breathe deep, son.

Air is really, like, a gas.

[coughing]
Yes, Daddy.

Uh, it's radically, um, max.

Or, uh, a fine... grody.
[coughing]

We're just waiting
for the right wind, like,
and then zoom, man,

we're on our way to the best
surfing in, like, the world.

Catch that curl, Daddy.

Wow! Like,
barrel that pipeline.

-Eh, Twist?
-Be quiet, L.B.

Can't you see
I'm getting myself psyched?

You ain't gonna go through
with this surfer stuff, are you?

What about getting rich?
Being mean?

Or what about
getting into M.A.V.O.?

Oh, that stuff's, like,
a total snore, man.

Take a look at the new me, L.B.

Tweeg, the champion surfer.

A stoking dude. Like,
a happening kind of guy.

A Grunge-drip is more like it.

Oh, like, mellow out, L.B.,
before I deck ya!

Like, hey, dudes,
chill out, will ya?

These bad vibes
are warping my karma.

Oh. Sorry, Pop.

Hey, what about me?
I thought we was a team.

Well, we was.
I mean, we were, L.B.

But I'm retiring from
the villain business.

You'll have to find
a new meanie to work for.

But-- But--

-Son, now!
-Huh?

There she is, a tubular wind.
Like hey, come on, son.

We're out of here!

Well, L.B.,
I guess this is it.

Yeah, I guess so, Tweek.

You never did get
the name right, did you?

Yeah, and I never
got paid either.

But, I suppose,
you big lug, I, uh...

-I, uh...
-Yeah, Tweez?

Well, I'll see ya.

[sniffles]

Whee-hee-hee!

Ya-ha-hooey!

Boy, that was some meal.

Yes, indeed.
A most incredible feast.

It was very thoughtful
of the Illiops to make us
such a good breakfast.

Hey, we ought to do
something nice for them.

Hmm. I know just the thing.

Let's show everyone
what the crystals can do.

We can put on
a kind of show.

That's a great idea, Teddy.

A scientific demonstration.

A chance to perform
for an adoring audience.

-Oh, brother.
-Heavens to Grundo!

What a splendid idea.

Hmm. I'll need some equipment

and an assistant,

and a new coat.

And supplies
from the airship,

and a stage, and--

Gimmick, watch out!

Yikes!

Listen, buddy,

don't expect me
to wait around here for you.

There's more to life
than insults

and bad checks, you know?

[gasps]

Ah, well,

I still have Buffy,

the Bounder of my dreams.

[laughing]

Hi, L.B.

Uh... hiya, babe.

Fancy meeting you here.

Pull up some sand
and stay a while.

[chattering]

What a find celebration.

I've never seen
anything like it.

It's a great big
Illiop party.

I'm so happy.

It's wonderful
to be together again.

♪ When the Illiops
pull out the stops ♪

Teddy:
♪ You shouldn't
miss the fun ♪

♪ It's a picnic-party-barbeque
all rolled up into one ♪

[playing music]

All:
♪ It's a great big
Illiop party ♪

♪ Everyone's got invitations ♪

Teddy:
♪ Spread the blankets,
start the games ♪

♪ And hang the decorations ♪

Burl:
♪ When the sun gets going
and the fire gets glowing ♪

♪ And the food
goes on for days ♪

Teddy:
♪ Give me corn-on-the-cob
and shish kebab ♪

♪ And beans cooked
seven different ways ♪

Burl:
♪ When the moon gets higher
by the light of the fire ♪

♪ And stories do get told ♪

Teddy:
♪ A few jokes and some songs
and we'll sing along ♪

Burl:
♪ Dancing so we don't
get cold ♪

All:
♪ It's a great big
Illiop party♪

♪ It's the best we've ever had ♪

♪ We're overjoyed
to welcome back ♪

♪ Teddy and his dad ♪

♪ Teddy and his dad ♪

[scatting]

[scatting continues]

♪ It's a great big
Illiop party ♪

♪ It's the best
we've ever had ♪

♪ We're overjoyed
to welcome back ♪

♪ Teddy and his dad ♪

That's me!

♪ Teddy and his dad ♪

Hey, look.
What's that out there?

Hey, Teddy. Isn't that
Captain Zelza's ship?

Yes, Grubby, there she is.

Ahoy, there!

Wonder what
she's doing here.

We'll find out in a minute.

Avast there, lads.

It's good to see you again,
Captain Zelza.

Hello, Grubby.

Uh, hello, Zena.
What brings you here?

Why, I've come to see you.

-You did?
-Sure.

-I have a surprise for you.
-For me?

Yes, silly.
Now close your eyes.

Gee.

-[kisses]
-Wh-What?

Surprise!

-Mom!
-Good to see you, son.

We brought the whole family.

[chattering]

Golly, look at you all.
Who'd have thunk it?

[laughs]
And look at you!

Little Molly, all grown up.

Good to see you again,
Ilana.

You're looking so well,
both of you.

But where are my manners?

You've never met
Teddy's father, Burl.

-Pleased to meet you.
-It's an honor, sir.

Good to see you, Teddy.
[chuckles]

Give me a hug.

This is our pal,
Newton Gimmick.

-[all exclaiming]
-Oh! Oh, my gracious...

[whispering]
Psst! Zena likes you.

[giggles]
A lot.

I think Grubby's
in love again.

He he he he.

-Buffy?
-Yes, L.B.?

There's something
I got to tell you.

Really? What?

Ever since I met you,
I had this feeling

in the pit of my stomach,
like terrible indigestion.

It reminded me
of rotting vegetables.

Your skin is like the gravel
in Bounder Pass.

I think of you all the time.

-You're driving me nuts.
-Get to the point.

I guess I'm not as mean
or ugly as some guys,

but I'll do my best
to be as rotten as I can.

Buffy, will you--
Will you marry me?

What took you so long?

I mean, yes, L.B., yes!

-You will?
-You betcha.

Now kiss me,
you smooth-talking Bounder.

Ugh!

Boy, what a kisser!

[chattering, laughing]

Here, Zena,
my new specialty:

Root kebab. Try some.

Grubby, this is delicious.

Hey, Mr. Ruxpin,
want some tasty root kebab?

Uh, no thanks, Grubby.

I've got my hands full
with this lemonade.

Oh. I'll save some for you.

Uh, don't go to any trouble.

I know how much you like it.

Who'd like some lemonade?

I would.
I'm thirsty. Thanks.

Well, your Grubby's
a very nice boy.

Yeah, he's a great cook, too.

You'll have to try
some of his root kebab.

I will? Oh, I mean,
sure, I will.

Liza, keep Molly away
from the waves.

[chattering]

Hey, throw it to me!

He he he.

Oof!

Oh, dear.

Now, where did those
glasses go to?

[Molly babbling]

Not now, Molly.
I have to find my glasses.

[babbling continues]

What, uh, is it?

Oh. [laughs]

Uh, thank you.

Oh!

No fair!
I call handsies on you.

That wasn't my hand.
[laughs]

That was my foot.

[laughter]

Gee, Pop, that was great.

Absolutely
the only way to travel.

I'm exhausted.

Then slap some of this
on your bod

and kick back, amigo.

Like, wow.

Uh, kick back?

Yeah. Enjoy the granular
surroundings.

Like, mellow out.

Oh, don't worry
about me, Pop.

I'll be the mellowest thing
you've ever seen.

Like, uh... how's this?

Well, it's a start, uh...

But take a tip
from your old daddy

and splash some of that
lotion on your epidermis

or you'll look like
a sun-baked avocado.

[gasps]

Ow! Ow, my nose!

Oww...

Say, that's a bad burn,
dude-nick.

Your nose looks like a
charbroiled Brussels sprout.

Hey, this stuff will
keep out the U.V.s, man.

The U.V.s?

Yeah, like,
the ultraviolet rays, man.

Like, get with it, dude.

Ouch! Ouch!
Oh, that smarts.

Ouch.

Allow me
to show you my digs.

Uh... right, Pop.

Over here is my
collection of rocks.

Uh, gee, Pop,
they're really,
uh... rocks.

Well, I'm glad you, like,
resonate with rocks, man.

They're part of the cosmic,
you know, balance.

And here's where meals
are, like, created, man.

Cooking is an awesome art,
you know?

It needs the right space,
like, you know,
to come together.

Oh, yeah. [laughs]
Well, I've always said that.

And of course,
this is where I, like,
sleep, man.

Which, come to think about--
[yawns]

is not such a bad idea
at the time.

Feel like copping a few Zs,
man? Huh?

Huh? What?

Look at all that gold.

Gold?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Like, that old stuff?

Yeah, it is sort of pretty.

But where'd you get it all?

Oh, well, man, from my days
on the surfing circuit.

I kept winning and they
kept handing me gold.

Like, never really understood
why, man, you know?

But, hey,
I go with the flow.

I'm gonna catch 40 now.
Hey, you ought to grab
a snooze yourself.

You're looking
even greener than usual.

Except for your nose,
that is.

Sleep? Oh, right, yes.

I sure am... sleepy.

And I hope you are.

Now all I have to do
is wait for him to--

[snoring]

Pop? Pop?

Are you awake?

[snoring]

Oh! Once an evil genius,
always an evil genius.

[chuckles]
Time to steal me some gold.

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

I'll have to get
one of those for L.B.

[snoring]

Yes, it's wrong.

I know it's wrong.

That's what's so great
about it!

So long, sucker!

Maybe next time you'll--

What's the matter, Tweegy?

Huh? Can't sleep?

Uh-- Uh, no, Pop.

You really got a weakness
for that gold stuff, don't you?

Pop, I-I-I...

I don't know
what came over me.

I-I just saw
all of that gold, and...

You like gold better than all
the fun times we had together?

Like, better than
hanging ten off the board,

or zipping along
at the speed of sound?

Better than the radical
relationship we had

between a son
and his long-lost father?

Ooh, man.
Like, I cannot relate.

Pop, I...

I guess I--
I'll be going.

Nothing else to do now
but to go back to my tower.

Oh, what a fool I was
to think I could ever
belong anywhere else.

I still can't believe he'd try
and steal from his Old Man.

I guess he must
take after his mother.

I'd have given it to him
if he'd just asked.

Almost threw it away
a couple of times.

Oh, I wish I'd dumped it now.

I'd still have my son.

Like, whoa, boy.
Hold on, man.

Like,
don't forget your box.

What?
Oh, those seashells, eh?

Yeah, Pop. Uh, thanks.

Well, I guess it's time to go.

Well, Son, like,
if that's what you want.

It's a darn shame, though.

Like, your surfing
was getting to be
mucho gnarly, you know?

It was? Oh, gee.
Thanks, Pop.

-Yo.
-Say, Pop.

Uh-huh?

I'm not good at this
stuff, but, uh--

Well, come on, boy.
Spit it out, man.

Uh, well, gee, thanks.

Like, for everything.

Aw, Son.

[sniffles]

Son, you know,

you could have been
a contender!

Now this crystal
has a most amazing property.

It can turn the most
conspicuous of personages,

such as [clears throat] moi,

and make them quite
inconspicuous indeed.

Invisible, in fact!
He he he.

[all exclaiming]

[crowd cheering]

Too bad he came back.

The show was just
getting good.

[chuckles] Oh, Grubby.

Be nice!

Now, this crystal
is very interesting.

It can make any object
huge or tiny,

depending upon
how it is used.

[crowd gasping]

[all exclaiming]

Nothing like a good
stretch, I always say.

[laughter]

Last but not least

is the mysterious crystal

whose properties we don't
completely know yet.

I intend, however,

to conduct a series of highly
scientific experiments

in the near future.

In time,
I will be able to know

precisely what
this 6th crystal does.

Come on, is this the best
wave you can give me?

Why, I've ridden waves
that would make this look
like a ripple in a stream.

Ha! Still nothing.

I can ride this
standing on my head.

No wave is any match for me.

I'm the son
of the great Elroy!

Elroy... oh!
The father I betrayed.

[crying]
The greatest,
most wonderful...

Oh, wait,
what am I doing?

[screaming]

[distant chatter]

Oh!

Teddy Ruxpins everywhere!

Yech! I must be seeing double
from that wipeout.

Now, wait a minute.

I'm not seeing things.
There's that Gimmick
nincompoop.

Along with that
brainless Octopede.

Hmm.

There's something here
worth investigating.

Anyway, I'll let you all know

just as soon as I, uh, can.

In the meantime,
let's all have some, uh, fun!

[cheering]

That's right,
you little fools.

Ha! Go on and have your fun.

Something tells me
it won't be long
before I have mine too.

[laughing]

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