01x05 - Social Love

[bunniefuu]

Thank you so much

for making me be with Hann forever.

Hippo, hippo, hippopotamus

-Oh, my god!
-It ambles

He's the real deal.

Hann is tolerating his evil fans.

This is our school's welcoming ceremony.

-It ambles
-Be careful.

Who will be our next hippopotamus?

-Wow, it's huge
-She's for real.

It ambles

Look at Hann's face. Oh, my god.

Hippo, hippo

The newbies are having fun right now.

It ambles and ambles

What is her name?

What?

It's all right.

-Hippo
-It's so huge

She's cute.

Hann is having so much fun.

Things are getting crazier.
What a fun day!

Thank you very much.

Without your help just now,

it would have been a disaster.

You're welcome.

Hello, there!

-Hey.
-Hello.

Do you two know each other?

-No, we don't.
-You don't? Hang on.

Get out of the way, Top.

What did you say?

Do you two know each other?

We don't.

You don't? You seem close though.

Just now, you looked really close
when you were dancing.

So, what's your name?

-Yes.
-I'm...

Nanno.

Nanno?

Hann and Nanno.

You could be Hanno.

Hanno, right?

Hanno.

Move closer, please.

Big smile for the camera.

Can you do this?

Closer. Put your hands together.

Okay.

Smile.

Say Hanno simultaneously. One, two, three.

-Hanno.
-Hanno.

HANNO
LIKED

OMG! THE FAIRYTALE COUPLE OF THE YEAR.

HANNO ARE SO CUTE.

SO CUTE! SCREAM

AW. MINI-HEART!

SOMEBODY IS JEALOUS.

WHAT A MOOD SPOILER.

GO AWAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!

Hann.

-Yes?
-What are you doing?

You are chatting with Nanno, aren't you?

-I...
-I'll let you send one message.

You should focus.

All right. Back to practice.

Have you been waiting long?

I'm sorry.

It's really hard to avoid
Jer and the fans.

Really?

Are you that popular?

Of course.

-Hey.
-What?

Do you want me to tell Jer for you?

I'll tell him to work on some news
other than this Hann and Nanno story.

Why?

No way.

The Facebook likes will disappear.

Hey.

Are you more interested
in Facebook likes than in me?

Of course.

What did you say?

-assh*le.
-Hey.

I'm kidding.

Seriously, though.

What's the problem?

You like that I have a lot of fans, right?

Don't you feel like,

you know,

you are the winner?

Right?

I might have felt that before,

but with Nanno, it's not the case.

This is different.

How is it different?

It's exactly the same.
Fairytale couple, it sounds cute.

There's nothing more to it.

My soulmate

and the one who loves me the most

is you, Yui.

Okay?

Stop it.

Do you like it?

This line has never failed to impress.

I'm kidding.

Promise me

that nothing will happen

with you and Nanno.

I promise.

Promise me.

Seal it with a kiss.

What's that?

I'll be right back.

Jer, what happened?

Nanno has disappeared.

-What?
-What?

-Damn, what do we do?
-What should we do?

-Let's look around.
-All right.

-Let's split up.
-Let's go.

Today, Nanno has disappeared.

-We are currently looking for her.
-Nanno!

Please send us your support.

-Oh, sh*t.
-Have you guys seen her?

No.

-Help me! Help!
-Hey!

-Nanno?
-Somebody, help!

Nanno!

-What's the hell?
-Help me.

-It's slippery.
-Watch out. It's slippery.

-Help me! I'm in here.
-Nanno?

-Kick it open!
-Go on!

-Kick it in!
-Kick it in!

Hann?

That hurts. sh*t.

-Kick it harder!
-Kick it!

-Damn!
-Right!

-Nanno!
-Yes!

Please let us through.

-Make way, please.
-Let us through.

Please let us through.

-Hey, what's happening?
-Please let us through.

She fainted.

Nanno.

Nanno.

Nanno.

They're hugging.

Nanno must be so grateful for Hann's help.

-Kiss him.
-You're okay now.

-Kiss her!
-Kiss her!

Bang her!

I'm sorry.

I was just happy that I got out.

It's my job.

Hey.

What's wrong? Your hands are shaking.

I'm scared.

The cockroaches

are still stuck in my mind.

Why don't you hold her hands
to soothe her, Hann?

-Hold her hands!
-Hold her hands!

-Hold them!
-Hold them!

-Come on.
-Hold her hands!

We're not a couple.
We should keep our distance.

What?

You're not together? You should be now.

-That's right.
-Get together.

-Hook up.
-Become a couple.

Stop it.

She probably has a boyfriend.

I don't.

Do you have a girlfriend, Hann?

I...

don't either.

Neither of you is in a relationship.

Why don't you date each other?

-Come on!
-Come on!

-Become a couple.
-Hey.

Become a couple.

We shouldn't do that.

You're putting Hann on the spot.

I understand

that we are just another pairing

and will never become real.

Thank you so much for helping me.

I'm going to go now.

Hold on.

What is it?

Will you be my girlfriend?

All right. I will be your girlfriend,

but there's one condition.

What is it?

As my boyfriend,

you can't leave me.

-Hanno!
-Hanno!

-Hanno!
-Hanno!

Nanno is a new student
who's very lively and sweet,

and she gets on well with everyone.

-She's nice.
-Yes, she's nice.

-She's friendly.
-She's adapting very well.

Better than us, even.
We've been here since 7th grade

but we still haven't settled in.

We know that they are together.

If they are showing their love,
it's pretty standard.

Hey, you two. Where you there
when they got together?

-Yes.
-Yes.

We can go inside, right?

Right here.

If they're really a couple,

I would like to offer this poem to them.

Hann and Nanno.

"Nanno, the new girl,

so lively at first glance.

Hann then asks her out

-in the hope for true love."
-Well...

I'm happy for her because
she has Hann all to herself.

I want him for myself.

But Hann and Nanno are a perfect couple.

I love that she's so friendly.

They are the fairytale couple.

Eternal love as promised.

May they never part.

May their love never break.

Great.

Hann, you promised

that you and Nanno
will love each other forever.

-Hello.
-Hello.

These are Hanno's fans. Look at this.

There is a lot of merchandise
on sale today.

Here are some pillows. Look.

How cute.

There are masks as well.

There are also paper fans.

Hanno paper fans. Which one do you choose?

There's bottled water over there.

Yes, water.

-Hello.
-Hello.

What's your name
and what grade are you in?

-I'm Game.
-What grade are you in?

-Grade 12.
-Grade 12?

Why do you look so old? I'm sorry.

What is the first rule
between Nanno and Hann?

"Don't leave."

Once you've bought the item,
you shouldn't leave it.

-Yes.
-Yes.

Keep it safe.

Let's dance.

THIS IS GETTING TOO MUCH.
HOW FAR ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE IT?

IT'S ONLY FOR THE LIKES.
PEOPLE WILL FORGET ABOUT IT.

DID YOU FORGET ABOUT OUR DATE?
I'M ALREADY HERE.

Hello.

Hello.

What are you up to?

Well, why are you here?

-So?
-I had a nightmare.

And...

I want to watch you sleep, so I came.

I see.

Hello.

Top, you're in the frame.
Don't get in the frame.

They are eating.

Today...

I made a lunchbox for Hann.

What do you have?

Here.

Look. That's nice.

There's a sticker. How cute.

It looks delicious.

This one, too.

Which one is delicious?

Let's ask Hann then.

What meat is it?

It's a bit weird.

I'm not telling you.

Open up.

Is it good?

-Yes, it's really good.
-I see.

Please eat a lot. You have to eat it all.

I woke up early to cook them for you.

Do you want to eat some?

No, thank you. I cooked them all for you.

Adjust mask to fit your eyes.

You guys in the masks, look this way.

Hip, hip, hip, hippo

Wow, it's huge

It ambles

La, la, la

Hip, hip

A giant roti

With egg and milk

A round roti

With egg and milk

A giant roti

With egg and milk

A round roti

With milk and egg

Egg

Egg

-Yui.
-What the hell.

I've had enough.

Enough of what?

-Calm down.
-This is too much.

If you don't dump her, we're over.

Just calm down, Yui.

Don't forget
that this was all just an act.

You're my real girlfriend.

-That was a show.
-What kind of show?

We don't get to spend any time together.

And those dance moves you pulled.

Next, you'll make out for everyone to see.

It won't come to that. That's obscene.

Keep your voice down
or they might hear us.

Calm down, okay?

You're the one for me.
What else do you want from me?

I'm not playing anymore.

What the hell?

-I'm not doing this anymore.
-What?

You need to break up with her right now.

But...

-the number of likes--
-What's the matter?

Don't you care about my feelings?

Will you calm down?

Calm down.

All right.

I'll break it off with her.

Give me two days.

Then I'll break it off.

Just two days.

No.

You will break your promise again.

When have I ever broken a promise?

Tell me.

Seal your promise with a kiss.

Where is he?

-Egg.
-Egg.

So...

What's going on here?

Hann...

and Yui...

-Excuse me.
-Hey, Nanno.

Nanno.

Go after her.

Go after her.

-Hann.
-Hurry up.

Nanno!

Nanno!

What are you sh**ting?

I'm so sorry.

So...

Shall we go after Nanno? Let's go.

Are you and Yui...

in love?

-We---
-You what?

I saw you.

I'll tell you the truth.

Well...

Yui and I are together.

I...

How shall I put it?

I just wanted everyone at school
to be happy.

So I chose to date you

without considering your feelings,

or Yui's.

Since things have been--

Do you really think I'm upset?

Why do I have to be upset?

I have known

that there's something between you two

since my first day at school.

You wanted to become popular

and make the school a happy place,

so I helped.

It's all good, right?

In that case...

-let's break up.
-Break up?

Are you breaking up with me?

Sure, we can break up,

and I'll tell everyone

that you broke my heart.

Yui,

ruined our relationship.

She came between us.

Yui is so cruel.

Oh, what's about this?

Hann...

Hann is such a liar.

He told me that he would never leave me.

But in the end,

he just broke the promise.

It doesn't matter
how I will tell the story.

Your popularity...

-will definitely drop.
-Nanno.

What?

You have other ways to break up with me
without affecting your popularity?

That's good though.

I want to know what you will do.

Good luck with that, Hann.

HANNO

COMPETITION OPEN
FOR NEW HANNO STICKER DESIGN

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE
LOWKEY SLUTTY

WHAT GHOST IS THIS?

I WANT CHICKEN!

WHO PUT THE SALT IN THE HOLE?

Attention please, attention please.

Students who ordered
the Hanno mask volume 2...

PEOPLE AT SCHOOL ARE OUT TO GET ME.

THEY EDITED UGLY PHOTOS OF ME.

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
WHAT DO WE DO?

I want to play this song to everyone.

I'M SCREWED, TOO. I GOT PLAYED BY NANNO.

YUI: IF SHE REFUSES TO BREAK UP,
GET THE OTHERS TO PUT PRESSURE ON HER.

HOW?

It looks like they're flirting, right?

It's too far away.

sh*t. The geckos are noisy.

Too far.

-Look.
-Yes.

-This is more like it.
-Right.

-Is this okay?
-It's not bad.

-I think this sh*t is okay.
-Right.

Here, zoom in a bit.

What?

Right.

DO NOT LEAVE THE SCHOOL PREMISES

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Have you all gone crazy?

I'm warning you guys--

-Hanno!
-Hanno!

-Hanno!
-Hanno!

Give me Nanno's contact details.

DO NOT LEAVE THE SCHOOL PREMISES

What are you doing?

Han!

If she d*ed,

I would simply

pretend to be sad.

Then we would be free.

MEET ME AT THE ROOFTOP. COME ALONE.
HANDSOME HANN

Excuse me.

Oh, my god, Nanno!

Nanno!

Nanno!

What happened?

Nan...

Ambulance!

Somebody call an ambulance!

Why did you do this?

Nanno!

I'm the bad guy.

I'm such a bad guy!

What's done is done.

-Hann.
-It will be all right.

Yui.

You did it.

No, I didn't.

I didn't do it.

What do you mean?

Never mind.

It's over, right?

-Right?
-Yes.

I'm so happy.

I feel like...

I've been reborn.

Hann.

We still need to stick to the plan.

Put on a sad face for a while.

And I...

will ordain as a nun in honor of her.

Although the patient
was successfully resuscitated,

she will remain vegetative
for the rest of her life.

Is anyone willing to take care of her
for the rest of her life?

There's one.

This is Hann, Nanno's boyfriend.

Yes, he is. They're so in love.

He promised

that he would never leave her.

Forever and ever.

Forever and ever.

Forever and ever.

Forever and ever.

As my boyfriend,

the first rule is,
"Don't you ever leave me."

The second rule is also not to leave me.

The third rule is still the same.

Hanno.

Hanno.

Hanno.

Hanno.

Hanno.

Hanno.

Thank you so much

for making me be with Hann forever.

Hanno.