03x24 - Madeline and the White Lie

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in an old house in Paris that was

covered with vines live 12 little girls

in two straight lines left the house at

half past 9:00

the smallest one was Madeline all right

little girls you are dismissed school

was finished for the day

when Miss Clavel heard someone say come

down at once pick up the pace it was the

head trustee follow me

distinguished visitors are coming I have

promised them at oratory if all goes

well they will buy the house a new roof

Oh same Lau that is wonderful

very distinguished you will make a good

impression

maybe a suit loud cuckoo face oh and I

will impress them with some of my most

amusing stories I know I can count on

you miss Clavel rushed out

and returned right away with the

Pharisees from the US Harris is a little

woman Maris howdy y'all

ocean themed Adam we are delighted to

meet you like my necklace I just bought

it at a boutique on the champs elysées

well honestly I have never seen a

necklace like that in my whole life

Wow thank you hon I like your hat

Oh miss Clavel I told the truth Danielle

I have never seen a necklace like that

the Pharisees are from the state of

Texas they are in the oil oh I think it

is just a little dust madness I mean all

badness and what a wonderful business it

is now girls little show them hurry

miss Clavel and the girls will less than

calm as they escorted their guests to

not radar not again Cathedral took a

long time to build looks like about a

hundred years 170 years to be precise

you know a lot about pari don't you

sugarplum I am praying the done now what

do you say we climb that puppy do the

top will see my an unusually large trash

can at roaming traffic light

but first the bridge this should be

interesting

Lord cuckoo face began his tour of the

city with a story he thought was very

witty mr. royal is there any shopping

well maybe we can buy the bridge just a

moment I'm getting to the interesting

part it was a glorious spring day when I

spotted the rare orange Creston now that

was not done Lord cuckoo face is filled

it was probably the shock oh now honey

that's a shame

cuckoo y'all gotta get up now well we're

not giving anybody to upsize well I

should say no we are standing about the

river son we nearly all historic

buildings in Bosnia beside it such as

and now I shall pick you on the to look

for I am a famous tour guide although

she thought it justified the truth was

Madeline had lied but no term means no

roof right it is for a very good reason

and this is only a little white lie me

petite there is no such thing as a

little lie lies are always much bigger

than they look excuse moi excuse me I

believe Danielle would like to tell you

all about her favorite subject pretty

things exactly moe exactly it

I like shoes or clothes or does

especially dolls Madeline you have lied

I will not do it again miss Bravo

besides we need that new roof oh all

right Madeline the while I stay with

Lord cuckoo face you may help by leading

the tour I will meet you at the Louvre

at closing time

but please only the truth remember one

lie usually leads to another and then

another and before long you are in a

fine kettle of fish

so young lady I hope you planned a

fascinating itinerary

Madeline hoped that she could prove that

she knew a lot about

we'll Alby

looks like our summer place donut here

is a guidebook you can use and remember

no more lies knowing little about all

the art on the wall

Madeline took them to see the most

famous of all well why didn't she put

some choppers into her smile yes may the

gal didn't have a tooth in her head back

there they just yankin right out bet she

never made cheerleader I say something

wrong

no it is only that she's in France we

all know that the Mona Lisa was not a

cheerleader what was she then poodles

and goldfish Madeline had lied and she

now felt like fainting instead feeling

bad she looked up at the painting but

they had to make something up okay they

would find out they I'm not a tour guide

uh-huh y'all got any room with royal

furniture I'm redecorating and I can

always use some ideas next on the tour

was the room of King Louie but Harris

preferred thick steak or chop suey

truth is I could go for some barbeque

about now come with me I know where the

food is

much blood darlin this dining room is

from the same of Louie the think

the Sun King oh this would go great in

my breakfast nook back home what kind of

cake did his wife fix him to eat here I

believe you're talking about a different

Louis but I do not know what kind of

cake mama you don't know that much do

your sugar plum hmm now which Louie wore

this little hat that clown was from

Louis the 19th and a half a half King so

we only know half as much about you

uh-huh

there were not ninety Louie and never

1/2 Louie

you lied Madeline I do not know a

hundred times you would not believe the

questions should I powder my weak should

we att*ck Spain is that the salad fork

so what did you do

I asked my royal advisors of course if

say answered room hmm if you could ask

then so can I safely this is

true Wow but first get this man out of

my dining room the man look he wanted a

Reuben sandwich

he saw Rubens painting and it inspired

him Mauser

security we must go well tell him you're

a famous child prodigy tour guide Hill

in a state they arrived where Egyptian

artifacts are shown where most of the

relics are all made of stone now there's

a fine Sphinx much smaller than the one

in Egypt what's the name of this one-man

line these things it isn't that the

cutest lookee here honey this here it's

admits he slinks that make one heck of a

garden let's see only mummy you got in

the basement

come on let's hightail it is closing

Madeline rushed to the basement and

there she found Harrison mattis looking

around this one could go in the powder

room

looks like we're out of luck and cuckoo

face is out one rule you are diet West

Indies until I come back the tour had

been long the night was now deep

so each climbed in a mummy case and fell

fast asleep

Madeline looked for help and sighed

wishing she had never lied good evening

I am ugly who are you a friend so she

told her story Lisa was a bed stove

and

my you have told a lot of lies today

lies are like many layers of paint on a

painting the painting is much easier to

her store if there has only one coat

let's say you're fishing and you wish

you had caught the giant fish so you say

your fish was loud like a fairy or about

their last where is that fish you caught

you will say an astronaut came and took

that fish to space left emulsion in its

place

to another once you start you cannot

stop

they'll say that motion can't be seen

you will say a gypsy Queen took the

motion with the swish off to catch a

larger fish

get out of hand like a step in the

quicksand from the pan into the fire

that's what happens too

now come let us wake up the sleeping

mummies I have something to say but

suddenly

Madeline could not speak frightened of

their anger streak is immortalize you

tell is the harder it is to tell the

truth courage Madeline I am NOT the

world-famous

I'm just a little girl who told lies

mm-hmm you mean you made up everything I

am so sorry this way and please do not

touch anything not even the banister

Madeline was filled with doubt as

already showed them the way out and

found the curator who was about

we were so worried I am so di like Miss

Clavel I am sorry to Madeline as Ari

told the curator Madeline's tale the

girls hoped she wouldn't go to jail here

is your punishment Medellin

you must come every Saturday for a year

and give tours of the Louvre to children

you know sugarplum that tour was kind of

a cuckoo face way besides give you the

donation you got yourself a great little

tour guide here Thank You chopper we

shall have that new roof after all now

who would like to see my favorite

trashcan

everyone ran for the nearest door and

that all there is there isn't anymore

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