01x03 - Memory Mayhem/Soaped!

[bunniefuu]

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♪ Explore the jungle,
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♪ Climb a mountain,
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♪ Secret tunnels
and ancient ruins ♪

♪ Don't you worry
we'll be there soon ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ That's what you say ♪

♪ When you're having
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♪ Hip, hip hooray! ♪

♪ Get ready for
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boom-boom-boom ♪

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♪ Ears a' flapping,
now don't be late ♪

♪ We've got new memories
to make ♪

♪ Adventure calling
from near and far ♪

♪ In the kingdom of king babar ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

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[Rain patters,
thunder strikes]

[Sighs]

Is it ever going
to stop raining, nana?

The monsoons do seem
to go on and on.

I remember not being able
to wait for them to end.

Oh, that reminds me.

It was during
those monsoons

That we had our last
palace-wide memory party.

A memory party?
What's that?

We elephants have very long,
very rich memories, badou.

Some say elephants
never forget.

A memory party
is like a pot-luck supper

But instead of food,

Everyone brings a special
memory to share.

That sounds like fun!

A memory party is great fun.

We'll have one
tomorrow evening.

I'll even offer a prize
for the funniest memory.

Badou:
am I old enough
for a memory party?

Why don't you be
the first to enter?

Sign right here.

[Rain patters,
thunder strikes]

[Laughing]

cornelius:
and then to my complete
surprise,

I came up covered in cream
puffs from head to toe!

[Laughing]

cornelius:
is that memory funny enough?

yeah, good. It's the one
i'll use then!

Chiku:
hey badou!
Whatcha doing?

I'm making room
for the memory trophy.

Do you have a memory
picked out?

Which one are you
going to use?

Is it funny?
It's gotta be funny!

I thought I'd tell everybody
about the time that...

Nah, that's not funny enough.

Well, maybe I should talk
about my blue feathered...

no.

Or once when i...
Or maybe... That time...

Ohhhh!

What's wrong, 'bu?

How can there be something
wrong?

You have all kinds
of memories.

Funny things happen
to you all the time!

But I don't know which memory
is funny enough to win!

Imagine if I could win
the memory contest!

I'd be famous throughout
the land.

[Chuckles]

Listen to this memory.

Once, when I was a young
and rather dashing crocodandy,

And I met with the boss
of the slogs.

[Laughing]

She served me slimy
salted spink weed...

And I had three helpings!

[Laughs hysterically]

Three!

Oh! Oh! Wasn't that
the time you got sick

All over the boss's shoes?

Muck and mire!

The memories are supposed
to funny not humiliating!

badou:
what's my funniest memory?

How do I pick?

Wait! I know!
Gallop!

Gallop?

He's a great listener
and a great storyteller!

I bet he'd be able
to help me choose

The most perfect
funny memory.

the rain's stopping.

Let's grab our sneaks
and roll on over.

We'll go now!
We can go now!

You don't want to be late
getting back for the contest.

Crocodylus:
now why didn't
I think of that?

Tersh:
you're gonna ask gallop
for help too?

No, you nephewcompoop!

I'll steal a memory
from the old shellback

And pretend it's my own!

Isn't that cheating?

[Snarls]

Who is going to know?

Gallop never comes
to the palace.

You two keep badou and
his monkey friend busy

While I get to the grotto.

Come on, badou!
Hurry up!

Hurry up!
We don't have much time!

[Skidding to a halt]
huh?

Ahh. Excuse me, y'all,
but we're lost tourists.

Don't y'all think
you can show us

Where the throne room is?

Sure. But tersh should
fix his wig first.

It's crooked.

Gee, is it badou?
Thanks. I -

Aw-w.

Ohh-hh.

[Pointing]
get 'em!

Ahhhhhh!

Whoa!

Crocodylus:
gallop, my old chum of chums!

Ambassador?

Well, I suppose
this is an honour.

May I offer you
some honeybrush tea?

Oooh...

Sweet gallop, you know
how I adore your stories?

Do you, young master
scale-tail?

Of course!

And I felt a compelling
need to hear your funniest one.

[Chuckles]

Right now.

♪♪

Ah!

[Panting]

Wha!

Whoa!

Whoo-hooo!

[Panting]

Badou:
old crocodylus must be up
to something

If he's got these
two chasing us!

Chiku:
get to the secret tunnel,
'bu. Go! Go! Go! Go!

Ahhhhh!

Whoo!

Chiku:
woo-hoo!

[Sniffs] [groans]

Gallop:
well... I remember,

Many a year ago,

During my journey
through the jungle,

There was one day
when a tortoise... Flew.

and by my step and stumble!

some ninny put a river
in my way.

Turtle hurtle!

Whooowheee!

And that, my dear
ambassador fang-face

Is how a tortoise flew.

[Chuckles]
perfect!

Oooopsie!

[Rumbling]

That's what I get for
entertaining visitors.

Whooooo!

Yes! Whoo-hooo!

[Chuckles]

Dilash:
[chuckle]
they're trapped now!

[Laughs]

Badou:
[gasp] oh no!

Chiku:
oh my!

Badou:
gallop? Gallop are
you all right?

Badou? I'm fine,
little hatchling.

though... The air is getting
rather stuffy.

Start digging
from your side.

Really? Now why didn't
I think of that?

Chiku:
it's going to take a long
time to clear his door.

Don't you think it's going
to take a long time?

If we stay you're going
to miss the memory party.

This is more important
than a contest.

[Effort grunts]

Gallop:
thank you, little hatchlings!

I suppose I'll have
to find something

To brace my ceiling now.

Young master scale-tail

Certainly is a clumsy
crocodile.

Ambassador crocodylus
was here?

Barged in all hot
and hasty

To hear one of my
funniest memories.

Gallop, there's a memory
contest going on

At the palace right now!

Crocodylus might be trying
to pretend your memory is his

so he can win!

Clumsy and a cheater!

And to think I served him
some of my honeybrush tea.

We have to get gallop
to the palace

To blow the whistle
on crocodylus!

We'll never make it
in time.

How do you think we can
make it in time, 'bu?

I have an idea.

Crocodylus:
and then, with a cry
of "turtle hurt-" er,

I mean "crocs away,"

I launched myself through
the air

And flew like a bird!

[Laughing]

Bravo!
[Applause]

[Laughing]

Celeste:
gallop, dear friend.

Welcome.

You never visit the palace.

Gallop:
visitors are often overrated,
my dear queen.

[Groans]

Gallop has a memory
to share.

[Stammers]

Ah, good king,
this is a contest.

There are rules.

I did not see gallop's
name on the sign up sheet.

That's true.

The rules apply
to all of us.

Oh...

But I believe badou
has signed up.

You didn't ask gallop to help
you pick your funniest memory!

That's okay.
I know what to do.

I have a funny,
funny memory!

A memory of...

The day the tortoise
out-raced the crocodiles!

♪♪

[Sly giggles]

Badou, chiku:
whooowheee!

Whoa!

Ah!

Badou:
oh no, you don't!

Get'em!

Badou:
smile!

[Pained groans]

Badou:
and that's how the tortoise
out-raced the crocodiles!

[Laughing]
[applause]

Babar:
well told, badou!

Gallop:
I'll remember this day
always, little hatchling.

[Groans]

Well, badou, did you enjoy
your first memory party.

It was tusk-tastic, papi!

You know, I think the only
thing better

Than sharing a memory
is making one!

[Chuckles]

Babar:
what did you do
with the trophy?

Oh, I found a better
place for it.

[snoring]

♪♪

Welcome contestants -

Welcome, bienvenido
and arigatai -

To the celesteville
scented flower fair!

[Chuckle]

Ahh... Cornelius with...
[Gasps]

The turquoise speckle-tipped
orchid! Oh!

Could this be the winner
of grand sniff-off?

[Sniffs] oh...

The scent is unglaubhaft.

And prince pom with
the periwinkle parfume!

[Sniffs]
magnifique! Magnifique!

That will give
the queen's nose

A run at the judging.

Entre! [Giggles]

[Sniffs] ewww!

But what is that odd odor?

[Sniffs]

jake:
wwwooowww!

Badou:
what did I tell you,
jake?

Your were right, badou.
It's beautiful!

Blooming beautiful.

You know, "blooming"
like flowers. Get it?

You get it, right?

[Inhales]

And it smells even
better than it looks!

Can we go in?
Can we, 'bu?

In a while, jake.

As soon as all the contestants
are ready.

I want to smell everything!

[Sniffs]
ooh!

Ahem.

My dears, if you plan
to attend the sniff-off,

You must wear no perfumes
or anything...

Uh... Pungent.

Nothing that might interfere
with the queen's sniffing.

She needs uh... Clean air
to do her judging.

[Sniffs]

Eeewww!

Oooh!

Jake:
wheeeee!

[Laughing]

I don't think ms. Strich
is going to let jake

Into the sniff-off.

I guess he is kinda stinky.

He's kinda stinky, 'bu.

I never really noticed before.

I know. Jake just
smells like jake.

He could take a bath.

He hates taking baths.

Well, I don't want
to hurt his feelings

By telling him
he's too smelly.

Maybe we don't have to.

Hey, jake!

While we wait for
the sniff-off to start,

Do you want to play
a game of garden hose tag?

Okay!
But how do we play?

Chiku:
huh?

Oh! Oh! Like this!

You play like this!

Badou:
ahhh!

[Chuckles]

Oh yeah?

Chiku:
ahhh!

[Chuckles]

Badou:
oh yeah?

Take that!

Jake:
yeah! [Laughs]

Gotcha, jake!
Gotcha gotcha gotcha!

That was fun!
[Laughs]

[Sniffs]

Well, I'm good and soaked!
Soaked and sopping!

Me too!

Let's get dried off!

Coming jake?

[Gasps]

Wheeeee!!!!

Nits and gnats!
Jake, what are you doing?

Drying myself off!

This is how foxes do it.

It feels good.

Ahhh...

We need a better plan!

Zephir:
make way for the absolute
best smelling flower

In all celesteville!

The best!
Abso-best-lutely!

The african orange rombumbis!

Chiku:
hey, dad!

What would you do to get rid
of a stinky smell on something?

jake:
wheeeee! [Lauhs]

The stinkiest.

Well... I suppose,
I'd wash it.

But what if you couldn't
wash it?

What if you couldn't wash it,
dad?

Then what would you do?

Are we talking about
my shoes? Are we?

[Chuckling]

Well then, what I recommend
is baking soda.

Baking soda?

Yes. Uh huh.

The powder [slurps]
sucks up the bad smells.

Sometimes I use it
in my shoes which can...

You know, get stinky.

Baking soda!
Thanks, dad!

[Laughing]

Chiku:
one powder puff and one
box of baking soda.

where'd he go?

[Sniffs]

badou:
hey, jake!

Jake:
hey! Is the sniff-off
starting yet?

Uh... Soon.

Foxes are great sniffers!

I wanna smell so bad!

No problem there.

Jake,
before the fair starts,

Do you want to play a game
of powder puff dodgeball?

Never heard of it!
But sure!

Badou:
okay, see,

You stand in the middle

And we try to hit
you with the puff.

You try to dodge it.

Dodge it? 'Kay.

Badou:
hey!

[Laughs]

Chiku:
oh! [Giggles]

Ahh! Achoo!

Whoa! Oof!

[Laughs]

Whoa! Oof!

Jake:
[laughs]

I am the powder puff
dodgeball champion!

Yay me!

Uh huh...
Oh ya...

woo hoo!

Jake is never going to be
allowed into the sniff-off.

Just a monkey minute!
I have an idea!

Badou:
what are you looking for?

Ah-ha!

My bubble blowing kit?

Ta-dah!

A super soapy double
bubble machine.

If it won't get jake
clean nothing will!

Super soapy what?

Babar:
whoa! Children!

Coming to the sniff-off?

My marvelous marin rose
could be a winner this year.

We'll be there, papi.

As soon as we get
jake washed up.

Yeah,
he's kind of stinky.

We don't want to hurt
his feelings though,

So we're trying to de-stinkify
him without him knowing.

Hmmm. Making a big production
of the problem

Might hurt jake's feelings

More than just telling
him the truth.

I'd think about that.

Papi is almost
always right.

Maybe we should
just tell jake.

Do you see him?

No... But I smell him.

Jake:
hi guys!

What's this?

Um... It's a super soapy
double bubble machine.

A double bubble machine
that makes giant bubbles

For us to chase.

Wow!

But before we do that,

There is something
we have to tell you, jake.

They're not very fast.

We should have told
you right away...

Actually,
they're pretty slow.

We were just afraid that
you'd take it the wrong way.

Uh, badou...

Bubble-slimed!

Coooool!

Yuck!

Whoa! Whooooooa!

[Laughs]

Whoa! Oof!

[Giggles]

Whoa!

Chiku:
baboooooo!

Ahhhhh!

[Laughing]

Jake:
can I play?
Can I play too?

Sure, jake!
Jump in!

Jump on in!

Yeah, maybe we'll get that
stink off you yet.

[Laughing]

Stink?

Um...

We were just trying
to clean you up, jake.

The garden hose tag
and the powder puff game.

You tried to trick me.

You could have
just told me.

That didn't go well.

That didn't go
well at all, 'bu.

Foxes are supposed
to be stinky.

There's nothing
wrong with that.

Crocodylus:
oh, my splendid swamp reeker,

You smell delectably of...

[Sniffs]

Dirty dog?

Ah! Ahhhh!

Ahhhhh!

oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

noooo!

[splash]

Save the reeker!

Badou:
heave ho!

[Panting]

I-i-i could have drowned!

But you're a crocodile.
You can swim.

Well... I mean!
Harrumph!

My papi was right, jake.

We should have just
told you.

We didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

Yeah, we like you
just the way you are,

But your smell would make it
hard for the queen

To smell the flowers.

Maybe I'm a little stinkier
than I thought.

Smell ya... Woohoo!

[Laughing]

Gee, why didn't you tell me
taking a bath

Was so much fun?

[Laughing]

Ms. Strich:
oh! Welcome to the celesteville

Scented flower fair's
great sniff-off.

[Sniffs]

Oh, salut, jake.

You smell so nice
and clean!

Do come in.
Entre.

[Sniffs]
ooh!

The periwinkle perfume!

[Sniffs]
ahhh...

Ohhhh! The marin rose!

[Sniffs] ahh...

ms. Strich:
uh-uh-uh. Not so fast.

The flower fair is...

Oh dear how can I put this...
A delicate occasion and...

[Sniffs]
ew!

And you guys do kinda
stink.

[Sniffing]

Eeew!

We do stink!

Last one in is
an aardvark's uncle!

I said nothing about
an aardvark...

Chiku:
geroni-monkey!

[Laughing]

Whooh!