01x08 - The Quillinator/Truffle Snuffle

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Badou:
come on, munroe.

[Panting]

[Grunts of effort]

There they are!

munroe:
how long are lord and lady
rataxes going to be here?

I don't know.

But the palace has been getting
ready for them all week!

Come on!
Let's go see!

Whoa! Agghh!

[Groans]

Ahhh! Ratty!
Your horn!

My horn?
What about it?

I told you
to shine it up!

Here!

Use my horn polish
before I shrivel in shame!

At once,
my sweet cactus custard.

[Royal trumpeting]

Babar:
welcome, lord and lady rataxes!

Celeste:
it's so kind of you
to visit us.

Badou:
remember, this is a very
important visit,

So we have to be quiet!

Whooaaaaa-oooo-oooooh!

Ahhhh!

Whooaaa!

Whoa!

Dear lady!

My little coconut husk!

Gee, I'm awfully sorry!
I slipped!

[Grunts of effort]

Don't worry, badou.

I'm sure the lady knows
it was an accident.

Hmph!

Why don't you run off
and play.

Oh, forget that brat,
my cheery cherry stone.

Remember our plot!
It's all about the plot.

munroe:
[gasps]

Badou, listen!

I just heard rataxes say

That he's going
to get that brat!

I think he means you!

Huh? You must have
heard wrong.

He said, "remember our plot.
It's all about the plot!"

They're planning
something bad.

That's silly.

Is it?

Who just knocked lady rataxes
into a tray

Of hot buttered honey tarts?

Well... Then we should tell
my papi.

He'll know how
to handle it.

Babar:
well, now that we've
had our snacks,

Perhaps we should
get down to business.

[Gasps]

[Growls]

[Whistling]

Munroe:
we'll have to get
to your papi

When rataxes isn't around.

Until then,
you need a royal protector.

That's me!
The quillinator!

Elephant two,
this is quillinator.

Thumper one is on the move,
over.

Roger that, quillinator.
The coast is clear.

Munroe...

Agghh!

Are you sure we need to be
sneaking around like this?

Your papi likes to stroll
through the gardens

In the afternoon.

We'll link up with him

And tell him about
the rhino plot.

It seems like you're
making a big deal-

munroe:
big deal?!

You could be in trouble,
'bu.

What kind of friend
would I be

If I didn't watch
your back?

Come on.

♪

I'm glad you agreed to join me
for my afternoon stroll.

Ahhh!

I find it very...

munroe:
red alert! Red alert!

Peaceful.

That was close.

Munroe, my papi
was right there.

We could've told him
everything.

Too dangerous
with rataxes nearby.

[Chuckles]

[Eating noisily]

This rhino is tricky.

But don't worry, 'bu,

from now on,

I won't let him get within
a leopard's leap of you.

rataxes:
drat!

[Gasps]

Ahhhhh! Red alert!

Agh!

Lady rataxes:
ahhhh! Oof!

Uh-oh...

Lady rataxes:
raaaataxes!

It's not my fault!
It was a red alert!

How long do you think
we can stay down here?

The rhinos could be here
at the palace for a week!

Okay, we'll stay for...
Eight days.

We're not gonna hide in
the basement for eight days!

Sorry,
but we can't break cover.

Munroe!

[Sighs] okay.

But we'll do it
the quillinator way.

Perfect.

Let's just find
my papi.

Whoa!

[Humming]

Er... Hello!
It's just me, munroe,

And my uh... Cousin steve!

He's visiting from
the southern savanna.

[Sighs]
how's it going?

[Grunts]

Ouch!

Sorry!

There's the king.
Let's go!

Ahhh!
He's everywhere!

Where?!

Munroe:
let go! Run!
Red alert! Go!

badou:
i can't! Hold still!

Ughhh! Heave! Unnggghh!

Whoa! Red alert!
Red alert!

Some kind of game,
I suppose.

munroe:
we'll get to your papi
tomorrow.

It's too dangerous
to try at night.

This'll keep you safe
until then.

Badou:
where will you be?

I'm gonna set up
some extra defences.

But I'll be close by
if you need help.

Just shout.

Unnnggh! Mmmm!

Oww!

Ahhhh! That's better.

[Chuckles]
there's no plot to get me.

[Gasps]

Munroe!
Red alert! Red alert!

Take that, rataxes!

Hiii-ya!

Ouch! Hiii-ya!

Ouch!

Badou:
munroe, stop!
You'll hurt yourself!

Whaaaaa!

Wooooo!

[Gasp]

[Gasps]

Huh?

Aha!

Ha, nice evening.
Bye!

I really don't
get this game.

Ooof! Ugh!

Stay here, prince!
This is my job!

Munroe, stop!

Whoa!

But 'bu! Rataxes is up
to something for sure!

Yes!
Drinking warm milk.

Exactly!
A clever disguise!

Arrggh! Enough!

I'm going to talk
to my papi.

Badou, what if I'm right?

Ugh! Fine!

But we talk to him
first thing in the morning.

Okay. I'll keep watch.

don't worry, you won't even
know the quillinator's here.

Whooo! Agh!

badou:
munroe!

It's okay.

[Chuckles sheepishly]
false alarm.

badou:
i can hear you!

Shhhh! Go to sleep.
You're safe.

I hate having
a royal quillinator.

[snoring]

Okay, snorinator,
you sleep.

I'm gonna go see papi

And figure out
all this "plot" stuff.

[Alarm beeps]

Huh?
[Splat]

Aw nuts!

Whoa!

[Alarm ringing]

Badou! Prince! att*ck!

I'm coming, badou!

Aghhh!

Badou:
excuse me!

Papi?

[Angry grunt nearby,
badou gasps]

Whoa!

You're late!

Bring my breakfast here
at once!

What is all this kerfuffle?

Oooh!

Whoa! Oof!

Lady rataxes:
ahhhhhh!

This is too much!
I demand an apology!

I demand an investigation!

Whoa!

Munroe! What's going on?

King babar!
Badou's in trouble!

What?

Yeah, yeah.

I saw the prince headed
for your study, sire!

lord rataxes was going
in that direction as well.

Rataxes, stop!

Badou! You're okay?

But... What about the plot?

It's not a plot
like a sneaky bad thing;

It's a plot
like a plot of land.

The very best plot for growing
my prize rataxas-roses.

I don't believe it.
It's a trick!

No, munroe.

I'm giving the land
to lord rataxes

In return for a yearly supply
of seeds

For the celesteville gardens.

There never was a plot?

Then I've been making
a fool of myself.

Munroe, looking out for a friend
is never foolish.

Lord rataxes:
hmph! Pardon me,

I promised my wife
I'd join her for breakfast.

[In slow motion]
nooooooooooo!

Whoa!

Ah! Brave little stickler...

But a very silly game.

Red alert! Red alert!
Friend in trouble!

But don't worry,
munroe,

It's my turn
to look after you!

[Chuckles]

[Humming]

[Humming]

Oop!

Thanks!

Lady rataxes:
this is unacceptable,
queen celeste!

Rhinos do not dine
out of doors.

You told me yesterday
the dining hall was too stuffy.

So now you plan
to freeze us to death?

[Shivers]
or perhaps starve us first.

Queen celeste:
here's badou
with our brunch.

Mmm. Agh!

Hot buttered honey tarts

and a pitcher
of mango-nut punch!

Thank you, badou.

Please,
help yourselves.

[Eating noisily]

[Loud belch]

Did you enjoy your brunch,

My little spink weed
blossom?

On the contrary!

The tarts were too small!

and who chose these napkins?

They clash with my eyes!

This brunch has been
a disaster!

My nana worked
really hard to--

Run along and play,
badou.

Lady rataxes, I'd love to hear
more of your thoughts.

You are obviously
a rhino of...

[Belches loudly]

Good taste.

Obviously.

Lady rataxes complained
about everything, papi,

But nana just smiled!

The rhinos are our guests,
badou.

It's our job
to treat them well,

While they're under
our roof.

Papi, I think nana deserves
something special.

That's a fine idea, badou.

I know just the thing!

your nana's favourite treat -

truffles!

a treat fit
for the queen of the elephants!

That's a thumpin' idea,
papi!

I love chocolates, too!

[Chuckles]

I'm not talking about truffles
made from chocolate, badou.

see?

real truffles are
like mushrooms

that grow underground,

very often next to trees.

They're very rare.
A real delicacy.

that means a special,
special treat.

Hear that, ratty?
Especially special!

Tusk-tastic!

I'll go out to the j-bourhood
and dig up a whole bunch!

Truffles aren't easy to find.

Luckily, they have
a very unusual smell.

Then, I'll ask jake to help me!

He can sniff out anything!

That's an excellent plan.

Now, come along

And I'll lend you
my best truffle tracker basket.

I want truffles, ratty!
I deserve truffles!

Well, I'm sure when badou
brings some back-

Lady rataxes:
you heard babar!

They're a rare delicacy!

What if the elephants
don't share?

I wouldn't.

But babar also said
they weren't easy to find.

We'll follow badou.

When he finds
our truffles...

We'll take 'em.

Ah, ha, yes.

Good plan,
my cuddly coconut.

Badou:
thanks for coming, jake!

Have you found truffles before?

Yep! Only I call them
"stinky bulbs"

On account of they stink.

[Sniffing]

Ta-da!

Badou:
that was awesome, jake!

Can you find more?

Jake:
sure, 'bu.
As many as you want.

Ooh! Did you hear that?

As many as we want!

Whoo!

Badou:
you're some truffle tracker,
jake!

i don't know how you do it!

Jake:
it's easy if you know
how things smell!

See, over here, I smell...
[Sniffs]

Honeybrush bushes!

There are [sniffs]
sunny berries that way!

[Sniffs]
chiku climbed this tree
two days ago.

[Sniffs]
and right here is...

[Sniffs]

Aahhhhh!
Sniffle thistles!

Jake, are you okay?

No, no, no!

Sniffle thistles get in
your nose and make you...

[Sneezing]

[Stuffed up]
I can't smell a thing!

[Gasps]
oh no!

Argh!

jake:
sorry, 'bu.

One truffle isn't
a very big treat for your nana.

I just wish I knew
how to sniff for them.

Maybe I can teach you!
You've got the nose for it!

Really?

But I don't know what
truffles smell like.

Sure you do!

[Sniffing]

Ewwww!

But it smells like a whole bunch
of stinky things!

Jake:
uh-huh.

And you have to figure out

What each different
stinky smell is!

Sniff in with your right nostril
and out with your left!

[Sniffing]

I smell nuts...

[Sniffs]
and old cheese!

[Sniffs]
oh, and licorice!

That's what truffles
smell like!

Now see if you can find
more of those smells!

[Sniffing]

No, no, no!

You won't find them
in the air!

Everybody knows you have
to keep your head down

And sniff!

[Sniffing]

You heard those boys!
Get sniffing!

But my prickly pear,

Why should we smell
for truffles?

Why wait to take 'em

When we can find 'em first,
of course!

Agh...
[Snorting]

Not like that!

In with your right nostril
and out with your left!

[Sniffing]

[Sniffing]

I smell something stinky!

Yuck!
A rotten old papaya!

No, no, no, badou!

Everybody knows rotten papayas
don't smell like truffles!

[papaya splatters,
lady rataxes grunts quietly]

[Growls angrily]

[Sniffing]

Badou:
wait! Nuts!

[Sniffs]
and old cheese!

[Sniffs]
and licorice!

Look!

[laughing]

That was pretty good,
but next time-

I smell more!
C'mon!

Ha! Found another one,
thanks to my truffle trunk!

You're only finding them

'Cause I showed you how,
you know.

I'm not the one
who stuck his snout

Into a patch
of sniffle thistles.

[Sniffs]

no, no, no, jake.

That's not a truffle,
that's a rock.

Jake!
Jake, wait!

Sorry, jake.

You're being nice helping me
and I get all mean...

like lady rataxes
was to my nana.

I'm sorry, too.

I didn't mean to be so bossy.

Guess we were both acting
pretty stinky, huh?

Both:
[laugh]

C'mon, we've found
enough truffles.

Let's get them back
to the palace.

Our truffles!
Where'd they go?!

We can find them 'bu!

Use your truffle trunk!

[Sniffs]

I smell something,
but I can't describe it!

Just like you did
with the truffle, 'bu:

Take it one smell
at a time.

Okay, I smell coco-berry butter
and beeswax...

Hmm...

I've smelled them before
in rhino horn polish!

That's it!
Lord and lady rataxes!

I bet they took
our truffles!

[Sniffs]
and they went thataway!

C'mon!

Mmm! A delicacy fit
for a royal rhino lady.

badou:
they're behind those trees!

Wha? Ahh!

Uh-oh!

[Sniffs]

I think they came this way,

[Chuckling]

Look, 'bu!
Sniffle thistle!

Hold your nose!

Rataxes:
uh-oh!

lady rataxes:
oh no!

[Sneezing wildly]

Yes!
[Laughing]

Both:
huh?

[Panting]

Ahhh! Oof!

Oh my!

Are you all right?

We weren't doing
anything wrong!

You can't prove
a thing!

Lady rataxes,

is that my truffle tracker
basket?

Badou:
umm... Yes, papi!

Jake and I were helping
lord and lady rataxes

Find these truffles.

They're for you, nana!

Oh!

Our guests wanted
to thank you

For making their stay here
so wonderful!

Uh, yes, right!

Give queen celeste our gift,
my sweet mango muffin.

Why thank you,
lady rataxes!

This is a pleasant surprise!

I'll take them
to the kitchen at once.

Hmph!

And uh, thank you
for your help,

Young prince,
little fox.

So, you two ended up
helping the rhinos

Find those truffles?

The rhinos are our guests,
papi,

And everybody knows

You're supposed to treat
your guests well.

Uh...

All:
[laughing]

Queen celeste:
in honor of our special guests,

I've decided to share
their kind gift.

Bon appetit, everyone!

Ooh...

[Laughs]

[Eating noisily]

[Both gasp]

Queen celeste:
what do you think,
lady rataxes?

Don't truffles taste
scrumptious?

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

[Gagging and groaning]

Enjoying your truffles,
badou?

Uh-huh!
They taste extra special!

A lot better
than they smell.

[Sniffs] hey!
I got my sniffer back!

Really?

Then can you tell me

What we're having
for dessert?

[Sniffing]

A cocoa-bean
ice cream souffle...

With whipped honey cream...

In hot mangoberry sauce...

With a cherry on top!

King babar:
mmm. Now that's my idea
of a rare delicacy!

[Coughing and gargling]

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