02x08 - Stink Patrol/Pirates Of The Plain

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Babar and the Adventures of Badou". Aired: September 6, 2010 – January 2, 2015.*
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Series follows the adventures of Babar's 8-year-old grandson Badou, who along with his friends and family, solves numerous mysteries, puzzles and situations in Celesteville.
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02x08 - Stink Patrol/Pirates Of The Plain

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♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Explore the jungle,
swing from vines ♪

♪ Climb a mountain,
run with lions ♪

♪ Secret tunnels
and ancient ruins ♪

♪ Don't you worry
we'll be there soon ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ That's what you say ♪

♪ When you're having
a thumpin' day ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ Hip, hip hooray! ♪

♪ Get ready for
a thumping day ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Ears a' flapping,
now don't be late ♪

♪ We've got new memories
to make ♪

♪ Adventure calling
from near and far ♪

♪ In the kingdom of king babar ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ That's what you say ♪

♪ When you're having
a thumpin' day ♪

♪ Tusktastic! ♪

♪ Hip, hip hooray! ♪

♪ Get ready for
a thumping day! ♪

♪ Boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

[Hammering]

[Giggling]

I can't wait for
the flower fair to start!

All those amazing smells
to sniff!

I even took a bath.

Badou:
jake, you took a bath?

Yup. With bubbles.

Whoooaaaaa!

Look ouuuuut!

Royal chef:
whooooaaaa!

Whhhoooaaaa!

oof!

Huh?

Huh?

Cornelius:
ah, good catch,
prince badou.

Jake:
cornelius, we're going to help
set up for the flower fair!

Badou:
if my papi says it's okay.

But you must be
very careful.

The flower fair
is a very important event.

Gotcha.
Very important.

C'mon, guys!

[loud crash]

Jake:
whoops! Sorry.
I'm okay.

Whoa! Your majesty,
that's beautiful.

Thank you, chiku.

It's my prize
marin rose.

Wish us luck
at the queen's sniff-off.

Lord and lady rataxes
will be entering

For the first time,

So there may be
some competition.

Papi, can we help out
with the flower fair this year?

ms. Stritch:
oh, there is so much to do!

We'll never have it
all ready in time!

That's a capital idea,
badou.

i'm sure ms. Strich
could use the help.

Yay!

Awesome!

[Giggles]

ms. Stritch:
now, we need to place
the tables and signs,

But first the floor
needs to be swept!

Oh, and the room should be
aired out

So no lingering smells

Interfere with the queen's
sniff-off-

Whaaaaa!

[Gasps]

Aghh!

Don't worry, ms. Strich,
we're on it!

[Laughing]

Jake, bring the bucket
over here!

Right, chiku!

I'm on it!
Whoa!

Quick! Grab on!

Whooo!

Ungh!

Agh!

Hey, we could enter this flower
in the fair.

The fox-foot slip-slider.
[Laughing]

Sorry, guys.
I was trying to help.

That's okay, jake.
We'll finish sweeping.

Why don't you go,
um...

over there
and arrange the tables.

By myself?

Those tables are kinda heavy,
'bu.

That's okay.

Just do what you can,
over there.

I'm on it!

Agghhh!

[Grunting]

Badou, do you think it
should go here?

Or maybe here?

Badou?

[Gasps]

Agh! Um...
You know what, jake?

Maybe you should hang
the balloons instead.

I'm on it, 'bu!

Stinkies!
All of them?

badou:
they're balloons, jake.

there not heavy
like the tables.

Whoa! Ungh!

badou! Chiku!

Help!

Whoa!

Chiku:
hang on, jake.

[Grunts]

I'm slipping!

Whaaaaa!

Whew!

Stinkies!
Two baths in one day.

I've never been
this clean.

Chiku:
too bad we can't say the same
for the throne room.

[Sighing] guess I kinda made
a mess of things, huh?

I'll get the mop.

Badou:
hold on, jake!

There's a more important job
for you.

It's um...
Stink patrol!

Huh? Stink patrol?

Shh!
You heard ms. Strich.

We can't have anything smelly

Interfere with judging
the big sniff-off.

You have to go around
the outside of the palace

And get rid
of anything stinky!

Reporting for stink patrol duty,
sir! [Laughs]

Stink patrol?

The queen isn't going to be
bothered by outside smells.

Yeah, but now we can get
the throne room ready

Without jake in the way.
C'mon!

[Sniff] mmm...

Smells like garbage!

[Laughs]

I'm on stink patrol duty
today.

Can I take that for you?

[Buzzing]

Here you go!

Thanks!
[Sniffing]

Ah, pineapple honey...
Coconut jam...

Ugh! Spink weed
for ambassador crocodylus.

Jake:
[sniffing]

Spink weed!

Ungh!

Crocodylus:
[evil giggles]

My sweet swamp reeker!

Oh, this will guarantee

You win the flower fair
sniff-off!

A splash of crocodile cologne!

A sprinkling of scale spice.

[Sniffing]
oh... Heavenly.

I'll leave you
to soak it all in.

[Chuckles]

[Sniffing]

[Sniffing]

Stinkies!

I wonder what badou wants me
to do with all this?

[Gasps]

Tusktastic job,
chiku.

And it sure went
a lot smoother

Without jake
messing it up.

Sending him out on that
fake "stink patrol" job

Was pretty smart.

[Giggling]

Agghhhhh!
Foolish fox!

Don't damage our rataxes-rose!

Sorry.

[Sniffs]
ahh...

I can just smell
that winning trophy!

It smells like...

[Sniffs]
onions?!

Ratty, why does my rataxes-rose
reek of onions?!

Oh, yes.

I packed an onion sandwich
for the trip.

Mmm...

Willkommen!
Bienvenue!

Agh! Zephir with a golden-tipped
morning glory.

And cornelius,

Can that be a purple-spotted
bird of paradise?

Oh, so rare!

[Gasps] king babar with his
most marvellous marin rose!

Lord rataxes:
mmm. Smells good in here.

[Sniffs]
agh!

ms. Stritch:
oh, lord and lady rataxes!

What sweet-scented bloom

Have you brought
to grace our humble fair?

[Sniffing]
oh. Odd...

Do I detect a whiff of...

Onion?

Show her our rose,
ratty.

Huh? Me?
Well, I haven't got it.

Well,
I certainly don't!

Oh! Fetch the guards!

someone has stolen
our rataxes-rose!

[Fainting moan]

If they didn't want me around,
they coulda just said so.

[Hissing]

Oooooh!
A little fox!

Your rataxes-rose stolen?

Oh! Quelle calamite!

[Whimpering]

Babar:
where did you last see
your flower, lady rataxes?

Uh... Outside,

As we approached
the palace.

Papi, I bet jake
could find it!

He can sniff out
anything.

Hey, where is jake?

Is he that sly little fox
who bumped into us

When we arrived?

He must have taken it!

What? Jake? No!

Makes sense.

He knew our rose
would win the sniff-off,

So he stole it!

[Gasps]
papi, we'll find jake.

He didn't do this.

Oh, of course not.

with jake here,

we can get
to the bottom of this.

Agh!

Ambassador,
have you seen jake?

Oh, I saw him heading
to the jungle

A little while ago.

Huh?

Why would jake go
to the j-borhood

During the flower fair?

Chiku:
ugh! They gotta be jake's!

He must have stepped
in something smelly

While on stink patrol.

He's not alone.

Squeeze is
following him!

Hmph!

[hissing]

Waaaaaa!

This way.
Hurry!

Squeeze:
ooooh! You seem upset,
little fox.

I think you need a hug!

[Gasps]

[Hissing]

Oof! Hey!

Ungh!

Huh?

[Hissing]

[Gasps]

Jake:
badou! Snake sack!

[Hissing]

[Grunting]

Whoa! Oof!

Badou:
let's get outta here!

Jake:
thanks, guys.

That was close.

Why did you head
to the j-borhood, jake?

We needed you here
at the palace.

You mean for
stink patrol duty?

I heard you guys
laughing about me

In the throne room.

I know you didn't
want me around.

I'm really sorry,
jake.

Me too.

We should have taken
some time

To explain the jobs better.

We could have
worked together

To move the tables
and hang the balloons.

But we need your help now,
jake!

Really, we do!

Lady rataxes:
we're not staying here
a moment longer!

I don't feel safe

Knowing that somewhere
out there is a...

Thief!

Let's not jump
to any conclusions.

Jake, lady rataxes has misplaced
her rataxes-rose.

Could you do us a favour
and sniff it out?

I'm on it,
your royal majestiness, sir!

[Sniffing]

Hmm... I smell...onions.

[Sniffing]

There's a flower
in there.

That's what smells
oniony.

Outrageous!

Lord rataxes:
don't be absurd!

The rataxes-rose
isn't in there! Look!

[Giggles]
busted!

Oh!

Raaaaatty!

I'm sure it was
a simple mistake.

I'm just glad the palace
doesn't have a-

Crocodylus:
thief!

I've been robbed!

My beautiful swamp reeker
has been stolen.

[Sniffing]

There you are,
my plump beauty!

Whoa!

Lady rataxes:
whoa!

[Splash]

All:
ewwww! Yuck!

Agh!
[Grumbles]

All:
[giggle]

Let me help you,
m'lady.

Yoo-hoo! The queen's sniff-off
is about to begin.

Oh, what a charming...
[Gasps]

But pungent little flower.

I'll find you a place
in the fair!

Badou:
c'mon, guys!

Let's go watch
the sniff-off.

After which,
we'll need some volunteers

To clean out
this fountain.

Reporting for stink patrol duty,
sir!

[Laughing]

Badou:
pirate ship off the port bow!

First mate chiku,

We'll have to steer
straight and true

To catch those pirates.

Straight and true,
captain 'bu!

Best mate munroe,

give us all the speed
you can.

Aye aye, captain!

[Wheels squeak]

Wait 'til I finish fixing up
our boat, dilash!

It's gonna be faster

Than the buccaneers'
landship.

Aw, badou's old tub
is slower than a turtle

In sunny berry syrup.

[Slurps and sighs]

Slow down, munroe.

Slow down!

Chiku, turn! Turn!

Aggghhhhh!

Aggghhhhh!

[Tires screech]

Elephant overboard!

You okay, 'bu?

I'm okay.
Everyone shipshape?

Um, I can use a hand
and a trunk.

Dilash:
[laughs]

You bucca-baby-neers can't even
sail your own boat!

I sail just fine.

Munroe was pumping
too fast!

I was not!

Chiku wasn't looking
where she was going!

Let's just get back
to pirating, okay?

One, two, three,
pull!

All:
yay! [Laughing]

Agh!

[Gasps]

You weren't steering
straight.

You almost crashed us!

I wasn't the one
pumping so fast

We were practically
flying!

Guys,
check this out!

It's a pirate map!

this could lead us

to blacktrunk's
pirate treasure!

I bet it's full of gold
and jewels

And silver shark teeth!

Munroe:
wow!

Buccaneers,
to your stations!

Make a course
for the great grass sea.

Full speed!

Just try not to speed
pump us

Into another crash,
munroe.

Hah!
I'll get us there fast

No matter how off-course
you steer us.

[Wheels squeak]

Dilash:
[evil chuckle]

Follow those
buccaneer babies!

i want that map!

Dilash,
you know the rules.

You have to talk like a pirate
when you're on the boat.

Tersh!

Ohhhhh! Fine.

Shiver me anchors,

Batten down the poop deck,

And get those buccaneers!

Tersh:
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-
yeah-yeah-yeah!

Dilash:
whoa!

Thumpin'!

Those rocks are
the first marker!

We're on the right trail,
buccaneers!

Whoa-oo-ah-oo-ah!

Chiku!
[Panting]

How can I keep at top speed...
[Panting]

If you steer us
over rocks?

What's wrong?
Afraid of a few bumps?

Agh!

Dilash:
[laughs]

You can't outrun
the crocodile pirates!

Row fast!
Arr!

More speed, munroe!

Aye aye, captain.

But can chiku get us
close enough?

Watch and learn,
sea dog!

[Laughs]

[Splat]

Mudball launcher off
the port bow!

Agghhhh!

[Tires screech]

[Tires screech]

[Panting]

Huh?

Badou:
I'll take that back!

Oof! Aah!

Badou:
whoa! Oof!

Aggghhh! Oof!

[Gasps]

[Tires screech]

Badou:
whoa-oo-ah-oo-ah-oh-ah!

That was close.

Everybody okay?

Yeah.
No thanks to munroe.

That's best mate
munroe,

And I didn't steer us
here.

If you'd kept
the speed steady,

Badou would have landed
at the front of the boat

Instead of on me!

At least I didn't
abandon my post!

I'm not talking to you
anymore.

Fine! I won't talk
to you either!

Badou:
nits and gnats, guys!

Fighting won't help us
find the treasure!

There's the next marker.

Now break out some supplies
and follow me!

Ungh!

[quiet rustle]

[Quill-fu shout]

Um, captain badou,
I don't think-

Chiku:
hear that, captain?
Munroe never thinks!

Hmph!

Thumpin'!
There's the next marker.

Munroe:
oof! Hey!

You did that
on purpose!

I guess she's still
not talking to you.

Thanks for the reminder.
Otherwise...

Oof!

I'd have had to tell her
about that stick.

[Trumpets]

First mate chiku,
best mate munroe,

Shape up
and pull together!

We have a treasure to find!

[Snickering]

Badou:
this is it!

[Rumbling]

Let me, captain.

Be careful.

♪♪

Phew!

[clears throat]

[Whistling]

[Quills poke]
yowch! Hey!

I meam, I'm still not
talking to you!

Hmph!

Whoa!

[Gasps]

Ungh!

Locked!

There's a keyhole
in the nose, capt'n.

We need to pick it.

Ow! Hey!

Next time, give a porcupine
some warning.

[Lock clanks]

[Wall rumbles open]

Chiku:
coooool!

Badou:
I bet blacktrunk hid out here

After my papi chased him off
of big lake.

but I don't see
a treasure chest.

Pirates bury
their treasure.

Captain, tell her
you can't bury something

In a stone cave.
Hmph!

Hey!

Maybe you can!

Ungh!

Chiku: I'll help, captain.
Munroe: no, let me help!

[Loud clank,
rumbling]

Badou:
a trap! Run!

Chiku: agh!
Munroe: bu!

Chiku:
hurry!

Phew!

That was close!

Let's see
what's in this chest.

Ungh!

Munroe, shine your light
over here.

Um, I left it
in the pirate room.

Agh! Come on.

chiku:
i'm just saying, captain,

You have to be pretty careless
to lose a flashlight

When it's needed most.

Hey, my rope!
Where's my rope?

Oooh! Pretty careless
losing a rope,

Don't you think,
captain?

Dilash:
ya mean this rope?

Give us any treasure
ya found in that cave

Or we'll leave ya trapped here
on the ledge.

Tersh:
arr! That's right, sea dogs!

Nice one, chiku.

You let the crocs
get our rope!

Me?

Why weren't you watching
for them, mr. Quill-fu?

[Quill-fu grunts]

Dilash:
hellooooo!

Crocodile pirates
after your treasure here!

Hey, we'd never have even
found the treasure

Without me pump-powering
the ship here!

Ha! I could pump better
than you any day!

[Grunts of effort]

Dilash:
agh!

[Gasp]
way to go!

Look what you did!

Dilash:
mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Uh-oh!

Chiku:
stop him, captain!

You know, finding
blacktrunk's cave

Should've been fun,

But if all you guys
are gonna do is fight,

I'm gonna get the treasure
and go home.

Agh!

[Rumbling]

Agh!

Nits and gnats!

Guys,
we've got to go.

Those boulders are coming down!

Forget it!
That treasure is all mine!

Buccaneers,
take tersh back to the ship!

First mate chiku,
you take the pumps!

best mate munroe,
on the wheel.

Huh?

What?

You both said you could do
each others' job better.

Now is when I need you
to prove it!

Chiku:
yeah, but 'bu-

Captain 'bu!

Get going!
That's an order!

Dilash:
agh! I got it!
I got it!

Ungh!

Yes!

[Rumbling]

Badou:
c'mon!

♪♪

[Rumbling]

Go! Go! Go!

[Tires screech]

What about 'bu
and dilash?

There they are!
Look!

Badou and dilash:
whaooaaa!

We need to get in
front of them, best mate!

Take us in!

Aye aye, first mate.

Whooaaaaa! Aggghhhh!

Whooaaaa! Aggghhhh!

Aghhhhh!

Aghhh!

[Tires screech]

Whoooa! Yay!

[Relieved sighs]

You know, munroe,
pumping is a tough job

And no one's better at it
than you.

I'm sorry I was mean.

No, I'm sorry, chiku.

Keeping us on course
isn't easy at top speed.

Badou:
and I shouldn't have been
so wrapped up

In finding treasure.

Not when my best buds'
were fighting.

Still friends?

All:
buccaneers, yay!

Forget that baby stuff.

Let's see what
my treasure is!

Huh? All that
for a rusty old key?

tersh, next time
you want to play pirate,

You're gonna walk
the plank!

[Trumpets]

All:
coooool! Whoa! Neato!

Thumpin'!

Someday I bet this key
is gonna unlock

The real secret
of blacktrunk the pirate!

Now, crew,
steer a course home.

Top speed!

All:
aye aye, captain!

Tersh:
arr!

♪ Storms may crash,
winds may blow ♪

♪ We'll sing yo-ho-ho ho-ho ♪

♪ We'll sail on
'til sea meets sky ♪

♪ We'll sing yo-ho-ho ho-hi! ♪
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