02x16 - Avast Chance/Who's The Boss?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Babar and the Adventures of Badou". Aired: September 6, 2010 – January 2, 2015.*
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Series follows the adventures of Babar's 8-year-old grandson Badou, who along with his friends and family, solves numerous mysteries, puzzles and situations in Celesteville.
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02x16 - Avast Chance/Who's The Boss?

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媻 boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

媻 boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

媻 explore the jungle,
swing from vines ♪

媻 climb a mountain,
run with lions ♪

媻 secret tunnels
and ancient ruins ♪

媻 don't you worry
we'll be there soon ♪

媻 tusktastic! 媻

™ª that's what you say ♪

媻 when you're having
a thumpin' day ♪

媻 tusktastic! 媻

媻 hip, hip hooray! 媻

媻 get ready for
a thumping day ♪

媻 boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

媻 boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

媻 ears a' flapping,
now don't be late ♪

媻 we've got new memories
to make ♪

媻 adventure calling
from near and far ♪

™ª in the kingdom of king babar ♪

媻 tusktastic! 媻

™ª that's what you say ♪

媻 when you're having
a thumpin' day ♪

媻 tusktastic! 媻

媻 hip, hip hooray! 媻

媻 get ready for
a thumping day! 媻

媻 boom-shee-boom shee-boom
boom-boom-boom ♪

Candy cook:
candies and sweets!

Sugary treats!

Candies and sweets!

Sugary treats!

Good morning,
sugar snout.

What princely business
are you up to today?

I'm on pirate patrol.

Candy cook:
[giggles]

Have a chocolate-dipped icicle!

Badou:
hey!

Dilash:
thanks for the free sample!

That wasn't for you!

[Laughing] oof!
Awwwww!

Uh-oh!

Aahhhhhh!

Dilash sure knows
how to make friends.

Here you go,
sweet feet,

Have a honey-choco-
chewy-chew-chew!

Mmm! Delishush.
Thnkkewww.

[Giggles]

Sailor:
g'day, prince badou!

Badou:
hello!

Sailor 2:
morning,
your royal elephantness!

Badou:
hi, mates!

Ahoy, captain!

Any sign of pirates?

Captain darling:
all clear, prince.

Keep up the good work,
mate!

Dilash:
[mocking]
"g'day, prince badou!"

"Have a chocolate-dipped icicle,
prince badou!"

"Keep up the good work,
prince badou!"

Must be nice to get all that
special treatment.

That's not special treatment.

Everyone is just being nice.

You're such a baby!

They have to be nice to you
because you're the prince.

That's not true!

Ha! Meet me
at lookie loo point

And I'll prove it!

[Chuckles]

Where'd you get
all this stuff?

I...borrowed it.
Don't worry.

Now you'll see
what it's like

To be treated like a kid
who isn't a prince.

Badou:
good morning!

Candy cook:
wait your turn, please.

[Satisfied laugh]

Badou:
hi, mates!

Sailor 2:
whoops! Careful there, sprout!

This dock ain't a playground.

[Satisfied laugh]

Badou:
ahoy, captain.

Can't talk now,
lad.

I've got a boat
to get unloaded.

Dilash:
not so much fun

When they don't know
you're the prince, is it?

People are nice to me

Because I try to be nice
to them.

[Laughs]

Mr. Floody:
it was that sneaky
young croc!

He and his friend
were wearing scarves

Snatched from my cart!

You said you borrowed
all this stuff!

I didn't say
I had permission!

Badou:
we have to give
all of it back.

[Startled gasps]
aagggghhh! Oof!

Snaggle-eye jack:
arrr! What manner of mischief
be this?

Pirates!

Pirates? Ha!

What makes ye think
we be pirates,

Ya salty sea shrimp?

Well... Because...

We be pirates too,
says i!

Huh? We are?

He means... We arrrrr!

Well, smooth sailin' mateys.

We best be shovin' off.

Snaggle-eye jack:
don't be so quick to set sail,
lads.

There's a job afoot,

And we're in need
of a few good hands.

Now, if ye be real pirates,

Grab some o'them supplies
and climb aboard!

Badou: [whispers]
as soon as we get a chance,

We'll sneak away
and tell my papi.

Snaggle-eye jack:
this be yer lucky day, lads!

Ye've signed on
with the most feared pirate

To ever sail big lake!

[Gasps]
blacktrunk!

Blacktrunk:
aye. And who might I be
clappin' me eyes on?

W-w-we're...
Uh, I'm... He's b-b-b-

Billy bones!

And this be me mate
peg tooth jim!

Hmm...

Has our course crossed afore,
bill bones?

Did ye sail on the terror
with two-toes trent?

Um... Where I comes from,

A pirate never gives up
the name of his captain!

It's against
the pirate code!

I never heard
o' such a code.

Snaggle-eye jack:
shall we feed 'em
to the blubber eels, captain?

Ha! We'll give these lads
a chance

Ta prove
they be pirates.

Ye'll prove your worth
and mind me orders.

I be yer capt'n now.

Snaggle-eye jack:
billy bones! Peg tooth!

Get these cannon balls stacked!

Oof!

Snaggle-eye jack:
and look lively!

[Grunts of effort]

Come on,
we can get away.

Blacktrunk:
avast there!

Shhhhhell spiders!
I knew we'd find some here.

Uh, you lads are off course.

You're not trying ta escape,
are ye?

It was the prince's idea!

Me princely idea was to...
Um, make pirate porridge,

And ya can't make
pirate porridge

Without shell spiders.

[Sniffs] ugh!

Snaggle eye jack:
yer a fine's ship's cook,
billy bones.

What's in this
pirate porridge.

Shell spiders and sea slime
in mud-muck gravy.

[Eating noisily]

Could use a dash
of scum salt.

Give me a hand
finding some, peg tooth.

Huh?

Shhh!

Blacktrunk:
ya may cook a mean porridge,
bill bones,

But it's yer piratin' skills
ya need to prove ta me.

Now let's see
how good you arrrrr!

Ungh!

Ungh!

Ungh!

Rhino rover:
ow!

[Angry grunt]
arrrrr!

Dilash:
agggggghhhhhh!

Ungh!

Whoooaaaa! Agggghhhhhh!

Nooooo!

Snaggle-eye jack:
the oar be handy fer defendin'

And attackin' and uh...
And uh...

Oh, there be
somethin' else.

Rowing?

That be it!

Yer a clever one,
bill bones!

But can ye dance?!

[Fighting grunts]

Arrr!
Slick as a shark, ye be!

Can ye do that,
peg tooth?

Huh?

[Screams]

Oof!

Rhino rover:
arrr!

Dilash:
uh-oh!

Snaggle-eye jack:
[laughing]

Ah! I seen enough!

Peg tooth jim's
no pirate!

I've got a better job
for him!

"Slick as a shark,
prince badou!"

"Yummy porridge,
prince badou!"

"Let me tell you about
the secret plan, prince badou!"

They wouldn't like you
so much

If they knew
who you really were.

I needs every hand
to be at his best tonight.

It's to the eye o' the storm
we be going.

King babar's palace!

We catapult one of you dogs
onto the roof

Ta secure the grappling hooks.

The rest of us scale the wall
quick as lightning.

We go in through the skylights,

Loot the treasure chamber,

And be off afore they know
we was even aboard!

[Laughs]

Now, who'll volunteer
fer the catapult?

Uh, I'll do it...

But I say we catapult
two pirates

In case we meet up
with trouble on the roof.

Me and peg tooth!

Wait! Me?!

Blacktrunk:
peg tooth?

Why, he's useless
as feet on a fish.

He's my friend.

A pirate stands by his matey.
Arrr?

Pirates:
arrrrrr!

Blacktrunk:
all right, bill bones.

But if he messes up
me plan-

I know. Ye'll feed him
to the blubber eels.

[Groans]

I can't believe
you volunteered me

For catapulting!

This will be our chance
to get into the palace

And alert my papi.

I couldn't leave you behind
with the pirates, could i?

Blacktrunk:
pssst! Peg tooth!

Bring the latch
to hold down the catapult arm.

Oops!
Um... I um...

I must've left it
back at camp.

A-ha!

There.
No problem, says i.

Blacktrunk:
oh, there be a problem
and his name is peg tooth jim!

Badou, make him stop!

Badou?!
Prince badou?

I knew I'd seen ye afore!

Get 'im!

Pirates: aarrrrr!
Dilash: agggghhhhhhh!

[Inhales deeply
and trumpets loudly]

Pirates:
whoa!

Badou:
[yelling loudly]
avast! It's a raiding party!

Pirates:
[gasp]

Whoa!

[Charging]
arrrrr!

Dilash: whoa!
Pirates: oof!

Arrrr!

Dilash:
whoa-whoa-agggghhhhhh!

Dilash: agggghhhhhhhh!
Badou: whoa!

Blacktrunk: agh!
Rhino rover: oof!

Aggghhhhh!

[Grunts]

Aarrr!

Oof!

Whoa!

[Alarm rings in the palace,
blacktrunk gasps]

Ha! Ye haven't seen
the last of blacktrunk!

[Babar gasps]

I'll be back
says iiiiiiiii!

Babar:
I'm glad you boys are safe!

I have cornelius
and the rest of the royal guard

Searching everywhere
for you two!

Dilash and I tried to get away
to warn you.

Ha! Ye might have had
a better chance of escaping

If ye'd tried
ta go alone.

I would never leave a mate
in a fix!

We knows ye wouldn't.

Pirates:
arrrrrr!

I don't get it!

They know you're
not a pirate

And they still like you!

A disguise might hide

Who you are on the outside,
badou,

But it can't hide
who you are on the inside.

First thing tomorrow,

Dilash and I will give back
the things he "borrowed."

Snaggle-eye jack:
ye can be right proud
of the young'un,

Yer highness.

He's a treasure,
he is!

Three pirate cheers
fer ol' billy bones badou!

Pirates:
hip-hip arrrrr!

Hip-hip arrrr!

Hip-hip arrrrrrr!

Rhudi:
first one there
is balloon boss!

Badou:
you're not gonna b*at me,
rhudi!

Celeste:
are you sure you can't join us
on our picnic, babar?

Babar:
lord rataxes and I have
some royal matters to discuss.

You go and-

[Startled]
look out, boys!

[Gasps]

Ahhhh!
Whooooaaah!

[Gasps]
lady rataxes!

Let me clean you up!

Are you all right,
my sweet skunk cabbage?

Ha! Of course I am,

No thanks
to that little ruffian!

I'm awfully sorry,
lady rataxes.

Pffft!

Mmm...
Coco-berry croquettes!

Barely adequate!

I'm sure you'll have
a delightful picnic.

Whoa!

[Slurps]

Celeste:
all aboard, boys!

Would you carry
the picnic basket, badou?

Badou:
sure thing, nana.

Rhudi:
no way! I'm basket boss!

You'll just spill everything.

In that case,

First one aboard
gets to be balloon boss!

Rhudi:
hey, no fair!

Lady rataxes:
not so fast!
Watch out!

Aggghhhhh! Oh my!
You're going to hit the palace!

Can't you fly faster?

I'll starve
before we get our picnic!

It looks like I'm going
to need two co-pilots.

Co-pilot rhudi,
take the controls!

Yes, ma'am!

Looks like
I'm balloon boss now.

Lady rataxes:
paper-wrapped peanut poppers?

Well, I guess
they'll have to do.

Celeste:
well done, co-pilot rhudi.

Now for your turn,
co-pilot badou.

Rhudi:
[groans]

Rhudi, can find us
a good picnic spot.

Lady rataxes:
we're out of paper-wrapped
peanut poppers.

What else is there?

Mmm!

Coconut cream clouds!

Rhudi:
I found it!
The perfect picnic spot!

I'll fly us over
for a better look.

Rhudi:
no! I'm picnic place boss
so I'll fly us over!

Badou:
whoooaaaa!

Oof!

Whoooaa!

My coconut cream clouds!

[Growls]

[Roars]

Waaaahh!!

[Gasps]
we're going down!

This part of the jungle
isn't safe!

Badou,
alert the blimpfield.

Control tower!
Control tower!

This is cloud dancer!

We're going down
over the deep jungle!

Heeeeellllllpppp!

I'm going to swing us
back over the j-borhood.

Hang on, everyone.

[Hard thud]

Is everyone all right?

We're fine, nana.

But what about lady rataxes?

Lady rataxes:
get me out of here now!

You call yourself
a co-pilot?

Rhudi:
told you I should have been
balloon boss!

I'll call the control tower
and tell them where we are!

[Gasps] nana!
The radio is broken!

It looks like our picnic
just became a hike!

We'll have to walk back
to celesteville.

Agh! Agh! My ankle!

Celeste:
ooh! That is a bad sprain.

It's best
that you stay here.

Now, don't worry,

The j-borhood
is perfectly safe.

What?
You can't leave me alone!

I mean...
Uh, I'm your guest!

It is only fitting
that you stay here

And take care of me.

I can hike to celesteville,
nana.

Have you ever been in this part
of the j-borhood before, badou?

No. But see that tall tree?

That's at warbler's reach.

I can climb to the top,

Then use my thunderclap
to signal the palace.

Ha! Bet I can reach that tree
and shout for help

Before badou can!

I'll use my...
Um, my rhino roaaaaar!

Badou, I want you
to work together with rhudi

And always stay close.

This is a terrible picnic!

[Sighs heavily]

[Yawns]

Cornelius:
great heart, we've received
a distress call

From cloud dancer.

Both:
[gasp]

They've gone down
over the deeps.

Gone down?!
Call out the army!

Get every available
blimpliner

Into the air!

Let's not panic,
lord rataxes.

Cornelius,
assemble a rescue team at once.

Badou:
rhudi, wait!

Maybe I should lead
the rescue mission.

I know the j-borhood best.

Forget it, badou!
I'm the rescue boss.

I never get lost.

Whoa!

[Giggles]

Huh?

I thought
you never got lost?

Well, which way
would you go?

Um...

I'm the boss,

And I say we go this way!

Badou:
rhudi, we're supposed
to stick together!

[Belches]

Why is it so hot
in your jungle?

Can't you find
a bigger fan?

Well, I suppose
that's a little better.

Dead end.

But I can climb these vines
and signal the palace from here.

Huh?

Ooooh!

Aagggghhhh!
Squeeze!

[Gasps] oh no!

[Chuckles]

Aghhh! Whoa!

Run, rhudi! Run!

[Panting]

Lord rataxes:
my little coconut husk!

Rhudi, my boy!

Babar:
lord rataxes,

Heading to where the balloon
was last seen

Might be a better idea

Than running
through the jungle,

Shouting.

I know how to find
my own wife

And grandson,
babar.

That's why I am boss
of this mission.

Yeooow! Oof!

We should head to where
the balloon was last seen!

Come on!
We're getting-

[Loud roar,
badou screams]

Rhudi:
aaggghhhh!

You must be
the rude children

Who think it's funny
to drop glop

On sleeping leopards.

[Rhudi whimpers]

Huh?

[Growling]

[Inhales,
loud trumpeting]

Ahhhhh!
[Roars]

Hmmmph!

You led us
right into sleek's paws!

Badou:
well, you led us
right to squeeze!

Nits and gnats!

We're never gonna get
to warbler's reach!

Unless...
We make our own path

And take a shortcut
through the jungle!

I'm the rescue boss.
I decide what we do-

[Loud roar nearby]

And I say we cut through
the jungle!

[Snarling]

Aagggghhhh!
We're out of food!

The boys will bring
help soon.

Oh, my precious rhudi,
out there...

Agggghhhh!
What happens when it gets dark?

What- whaaaaa!
What was that?

Shoo it! Shoo it away!
Shoo it away!

[Whimpering, frightened]

Lady rataxes,
don't be afraid...

Afraid?!
I'm not afraid!

A rhino is never afraid!

But the situation
is so hopeless.

I'm very scared.

Hmph! That's because
you're an elephant.

Courage is a rhino's
middle name.

Celeste:
I do feel much safer
knowing that you're here.

Lady rataxes:
well, of course you do!

Now let's get organized.

I'll start
by building a fire

To keep any pesky
predators away.

No need to be scared
when I'm the boss!

Badou:
warblers' reach!
We made it.

Just like I said
we would.

That's why
I'm the rescue boss.

You? You didn't
get us here!

[Sleek roars,
rhudi screams]

[Hissing]

Outta my way!

Slide on,
you slithery simpleton!

I have a lesson
to teach these children.

Ooh! Not before
I give them a squeeze.

[Growls]

Hmph!

Rhudi:
now I'll save us!

Roaaaaar!

[Badou trumpets loudly]

[Someone nearby trumpets back]

See?!
They heard my roar!

[Sleek roars]

You tame towners are mine!

Squeeze:
ooh, not so fast, flea-food!

I'm the boss of this jungle

And I say they are mine!

You're not the boss of me,
squeeze!

No animal is!

They sound just like us!

Follow my lead.

Sleek's right, squeeze.

She's the best hunter around.

She's totally the boss!

No way! Squeeze is boss
of the jungle.

Huh?

[Roars]

Squeeze:
no lazy leopard
outhunts me.

I'm the boss.

I am, you silly slider!

Badou:
ready?! Jump!

Squeeze: ungh!
Sleek: ungh!!

Oooowwww!

Squeeze:
oof!

Agggghhhhhhh!!

[Pained groaning]

[Sleek snarls]

[Loud trumpeting]

Rhudi:
show 'em who's boss,
grampi!

Oof!

Ungh!

Agh-agh! Ungh!

Huh? Oh! Whoa!

Aghhhhhh!

Badou:
papi!

Babar:
badou, where are your nana
and lady rataxes?

Rhudi knows the way.
Right, rhudi?

Rhudi:
sure, I do!
Follow me!

Sometimes trying to be boss
just gets in the way.

Isn't it amazing
how a warm fire

And some honeybrush tea
makes a body feel better?

Harumph!
I guess.

Lord rataxes:
my lovely lemon rind!

I've found you at last!

What are you going on about?

There was never anything
to worry about.

Elephants might get scared,

But everyone knows
a rhino is the boss

Of any situation!

[Chuckles]
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