03x10 - Bad Egg/Horville The Pirate

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Ms. Strich:
now, we use flutter flags
to send messages.

This says...

Pi-rates sneaking up
on pal-ace!

Do you know any other ways
to signal.

Badou:
I know blink code.

message... About pirates...
received!

Ms. Strich:
oh! Bravo blinking,
young prince.

Last part of the lesson -
slap signalling!

[Rhythmic drumming]

A-ha!

What did that say,
ms. Strich?

Class dismissed!
Off you go!

Badou and munroe:
woo-hoo!

Yeah!
[Laughing]

Whoa! Woo! Whoa!
Oof!

[Tapping]

Munroe:
know what that said, bu?

Let's get
chocolate-covered icicles!

Message received.

hey, how did she get down here
so fast?

[Gasps]

Hmm.

[Gasps]

Huh?

munroe:
bu, ms. Strich is a thief!

She is not!

There's gotta be
something else going on.

Come on!

[Quill-fu grunts]
agh! Ha!

Shhh!

Badou and munroe:
there she is.

What do we do, bu?

Ms. Strich,
may I ask you something?

Ms. Strich:
mais oui, my puzzled prince.

Badou:
I wanted to ask you
about what just happened

In the bazaar.

Did something happen
in the bazaar?

You were there.

Ms. Strich:
au contraire.
I haven't been there in days.

though I do have to pick up
more seed cakes.

oh! And then get
to the blimpfield

And mail some letters.

Oh my! So much to do!
So much to do!

She lied, bu.
She was just at the bazaar.

Badou:
I can't believe ms. Strich
would do anything wrong.

We should tell my papi
about this.

Badou:
maybe he's upstairs!
Come on!

[Quill-fu grunts]

[Humming]

She's sneaky, bu.
Let's not lose her!

[Quill-fu grunts]

Oof! Agghhh!

[Door slams shut]
badou and munroe: hey!

[Key turns,
grunts of effort]

She locked us in!
Ms. Strich!

Munroe:
I'll handle this, bu.

Watch the master work!

[Alarm rings]

Badou: huh?
Munroe: yes!

[Alarm rings]

Badou:
papi, what happened?
Where's your crown?

Babar:
I set it aside
for the royal polisher.

Someone stole it
right off its pillow!

What is it, boys?
Do you know who did this?

Papi, it was ms. Strich.

What?

Badou:
we saw her meet with prospero
in the bazaar

And then steal a map
and a bag.

Then she lied about
even being there

And locked us
in the basement.

Ms. Strich is the thief.

Babar:
easy, badou.

There might be more
to this story

Than we know yet.

Guard, would you invite
ms. Strich

To join us in my study?

Guard captain:
your majesty,

I saw ms strich leave
the palace

Just before the alarm
was raised.

She was carrying
a large bag.

She's making a getaway!

Badou:
she did say she had some
shopping to do

And letters to mail.

Babar:
let's see if we can find her
at the bazaar.

Someone swiped
my ruby necklace!

Cheese merchant:
my blue brined bath cheese
is gone!

Who took my burp berry syrup!

Badou:
wow! Ms. Strich has been busy!

Babar:
remember, badou,

There might be more
to this story than we know yet.

Munroe:
no sign of her anywhere.

Babar:
didn't you say she was also
going to the blimpfield

To mail some letters?

Or steal a blimpliner
and escape!

Badou:
she's over there!

Munroe:
told ya, bu.
Sneaky!

Badou:
there she is!

Babar:
hmm. She didn't have that bag
a moment ago.

Badou:
papi, she's stealing
your balloon!

Munroe:
not if I can help it.

Ms. Strich! Stop!

[Quill-fu grunts]

Whooooaaaa!

Badou! Heeeeelp!

Badou:
papi, she's getting away!

Babar:
so is munroe!

Whooooaaa!

[Gasps]

Ms. Strich:
nits und gnats!

[Panting]

Badou:
papi! Trunk toss!

Ungh!

Ha!

[Grunting with effort]

Agghhh!

Oof!

Huh?

[Panting]

[Grunts]

Aghhhh!

[Struggling grunts]

Two ms. Striches?

[Heavy breathing]

[Trumpeting]

Ms. Strich 1:
I am the original
autruche educator!

ms. Strich:
don't believe this imposter!

I am the real
ms. Strich!

[Outraged gasp]

Badou:
what does this mean?

[Rhythmic drumming]

Oh! Oh! Oh!
Class dismissed!

[Gasps]

[Groans]

Badou:
you were right, papi.

There was more to the story
than we knew.

Sorry we thought
you were a thief, ms. Strich.

Ms. Strich:
and whose fault is that?

Now, ms. Strich,
given the family resemblance,

Perhaps you'd introduce us
to your...

Sister, I presume.

Your majesty,

I have the displeasure
of introducing you

To my twin sister,
fantoma.

Fantoma:
pleased ta meet ya,
yer majesty.

Munroe:
your sister is a thief?

Ms. Strich:
oh, to my eternal shame.

That's why I've never
mentioned her before.

Fantoma:
no, I've given up stealing.
Honest!

I was coming here
to tell ya.

And yet we find you with a bag
full of stolen goods.

Ah, that prospero fella,

He caught me taking bananas
from his private grove.

Said he'd have me arrested

If I didn't swipe a few trinkets
for him...

Including yer crown.

Prospero lied!

He doesn't have
a private grove.

Bananas are free
for anyone to eat.

I thought I was gonna get thrown
in jail.

I'm sorry, sis.
I'm sorry to all of ya!

Your majesty,
she may not deserve it,

But is there anything
that she can do -

Or that I can do -
to help make things right?

I have a tusktastic idea!

Prospero is waiting for you
in windsong canyon, isn't he?

Fantoma:
how could ya know that?

'Cuz the first thing
I saw you take

Was a map to the canyon.

[Wind howls]

Badou:
there's prospero,

Right where fantoma
said he'd be.

Keep to the cloud cover,
ms. Strich.

If he tries to run,
we can track him from above.

Munroe:
here comes the king!

Babar:
prospero should be
just around the next bend.

Land close enough for us
to jump out and surprise him.

Fantoma:
I'm not the best... Pilot,
yer majesty!

Oof! Ooh!

Badou:
cloud dancer is going down!

Move fast and keep low.

We can still catch prospero.

Munroe:
prospero is packing up!
We're out of time!

Ms. Strich:
what do we do?
What do we do?

I've got a tusktastic idea!

We thought you were
a thief, right?

Ms. Strich:
yes.

Badou:
maybe prospero will make
the same mistake!

Ms. Strich:
[laughing nervously]

Badou:
ms. Strich,
you keep prospero busy

While munroe and I find
the stolen goods.

He's expecting your sister

So you'll have to talk
like she does.

Ooh!
[Laughs]

Je comprends!

Oh! I mean, gotcha!

Prospero:
what treasures did you bring me
this time?

Show me!

Ms. Strich:
impatience is most unbecoming...

Oh, I mean, uh...

Yeah! Uh, treasure!
Come look!

Ha!

Ms. Strich:
oh, uh...

I nabbed the old king's crown
just like ya wanted!

Prospero:
oh! Now that's a prize
worth a merry mess o' money!

Blink code!
Let's go!

So... Um, what's my cut
of the loot gonna be?

Your cut?
[Laughs hysterically]

Babar:
stop right there,
prospero!

Prospero:
aggghhhh!

Hi-yah!

Yahhh!

[Laughs]
you can't catch me, boyos!

Fantoma:
agghhh! Yer not getting away!

Aggghhhhhh!

Pffft!

Huh?

Aggghhhhhh!

Whoa! Oof!

[Angry growling]

[Laughing]

Y'know what, papi?
Something tells me,

There's gonna be a lot more
to their story.

[Chuckles]

You're a wise lad,
badou.

babar:
arrrr!

Babar, badou and munroe:
♪ storms may crash,
winds may blow,

♪ We sing yo-ho-ho-ho-ho! ♪

♪ We'll sail on
'til sea meets sky ♪

♪ We sing yo-ho-ho-ho-hi! ♪

Badou:
woo-hoo!
Pirate lagoon dead ahead!

Babar:
keep a sharp eye out
for the giant jungle squid,

First mate badou!

Aye aye, pirate captain
king papi, sir!

Arrrg!

[Gasps] captain!
Rocks ahead!

Ungh! Whoa!

Wha! Whoa!

[Grunts]

Babar:
I haven't had this much fun
since I was your age!

[Laughs]

Welcome to pirate lagoon!

Badou:
was this a real pirate hideout,
papi?

Babar:
indeed it was, badou!

'Twas a perrrfect place
to be finding treasurrre!

[Laughing]

You sound
like blacktrunk!

Blacktrunk!

If I see that pirate again,
I'll give him some...

Hi-yaaaaah!

And some... Hoo-he-yaw!

Whoa! Oof!

Badou:
papi, look!

Babar:
"x" as in "x" marks the spot!

We may have discovered some
of that pirate treasure, boys.

I'll grab a shovel.

[Grunting]

Badou:
thumpin'! But it's...
Uh...

Jammed shut.

There are tools
back at the palace.

We'll open it there.

[Hammering,
grunts of effort]

Badou:
can we keep what's inside?

If we can't find out
who it belongs to,

Then the pirate code says
it's finders keepers.

Munroe:
I bet it's packed
with moon pearls!

badou:
or silver shark teeth!

Huh?

What?

It's full of junk.

badou:
it's just a kid's memory book.

Babar:
quite the treasure,
if you ask me.

Memories are worth far more

Than moon pearls
or silver shark teeth.

munroe:
turn out the light, bu.

Badou:
in a minute.
Papi might have been right.

This book is sorta cool.

Listen to what this kid
horville wrote.

"When I grow up,

I promise to be
the best pirate

Ever to sail big lake."

Munroe:
"horville the pirate."

That isn't very scary.

Badou:
he loved to explore
new places.

Munroe:
sounds kinda like you.

badou:
he made lists of all kinds
of pirate tricks and traps,

And listen to this:

"Burp berry cider be
the best drink

For scary pirates."

Burp berry cider.
Yum!

badou:
he couldn't climb ropes
in gym class.

he was afraid of spiders.

Hm-mmm... Spiders.

Spiders!

I'll save you!
Hi-yaaaah!

Oof! Agh!

Badou:
huh?

Maybe this book was good
for something after all.

This is a map to horville's
secret pirate base.

he called it
horville's hideaway.

We should check it out.

It's in the j-borhood.

Maybe horville hid
some moon pearls there.

Arrr! Ye with me?

Munroe:
yeah... Sure, bu.

horville the pirate!
hah!

♪♪

A-ha!

♪♪

Badou and munroe:
yes!

♪♪

Badou:
thumpin'!
Horville's hideaway!

Munroe:
it's an old mine.

Badou, look!
You were right!

Moon pearls!

Badou:
wow!

[Whistling]

[Sniffs]
fresh burp berry cider.

Someone's here!

Blacktrunk:
avast, ya barnacle-bottomed
bandits!

What be ye doing
in my camp!

Blacktrunk! Run!

Blacktrunk:
yeee-owwww!

Arrrr!

Agghhh! Oof!

Arrr!

Ha!

[Splash]

Ha!

Ha!

[Splash]

Blacktrunk:
ahhh! Footy prints! Ha!

I got ye now!

Tricky, lads,
but I know that trick.

Agh!

[Chirping]

Badou:
bandit birds.

♪♪

Blacktrunk: ha-hah!
Badou and munroe: aggghhhh!

[Spits]

Aggghhhh! Argh!

Munroe:
neat idea, bu!

Badou:
another trick
from horville's book!

The only way
to get rid of them...

Blacktrunk:
squawk! Squawk-squawk!

badou:
is to act like a razor-beaked
bully pecker bird.

How'd blacktrunk know
how to do that?

I dunno.

He seems to know all horville's
pirate tricks.

Munroe:
c'mon! This way! Run!

Badou:
nits and gnats!
We circled back to the camp!

Blacktrunk:
hah-ha! Ye lads be mine now!

Bu!

Munroe, the vines!
Climb!

Arrr!

Blacktrunk doesn't know
how to climb!

How did you know,
bu?

'Cuz it was in
horville's book!

Huh?

How do you think
blacktrunk knew

All horville's tricks?

He read horville's book
somehow!

No, he wrote it.

blacktrunk is horville
all grown up!

He must have changed his name
when he got older.

Munroe:
well, blacktrunk is a better
pirate name than horville.

[Grunting]

Uh, badou, does horville have
any other tricks

For getting away
from horville?

Just one.

Blacktrunk:
when I get ye,

I'll be feeding ye
to the blubber eels!

Aggghhhhh!

Get it off! Get it off! Get it-
aaggghhhhhhhhh!

Badou:
it's an old air vent
for the mine.

blacktrunk:
agghhhh!

Whoa! Oof!

Aggghhhhh!

[Unsteady moans]

We could lower him a vine,
but he can't climb it.

Munroe:
you want to save him?

Let's go back
and get your grandfather

And the royal guard!

Badou:
that beam he's standing on
is pulling loose!

We have to go in
and get him.

Hmph!

[Sighs]

Come on!

[Grunts of effort]

Badou:
the air vent
should be this way.

blacktrunk:
agghhhhhhh!

Badou:
captain blacktrunk,
can you jump to the bridge?

What do I look like,
a kangaroo?

That bridge is swaying like
a seasick ship in a storm!

Munroe:
does horville have any ideas?

Badou:
horville just gave me
a tusktastic one.

We'll swing this bridge
right up to him!

Get ready to jump,
captain.

We're bringing the ship
to you!

[Grunts of effort]

♪ Storms may crash,
winds may blow! ♪

♪ We'll sing yo-ho-ho-ho-ho! ♪

♪ We'll sail on
'til sea meets sky! ♪

♪ We'll sing yo-ho-ho-ho-hi!♪

Agh!

Munroe:
it's now or never, bu!

Yer still too farrr away!

Badou:
horville!

Blacktrunk:
how do ye know that name?

Badou:
horville, jump!

[Grunts with effort]

[Bridge creaks]

Now let's get out of here!

Blacktrunk:
[sighs]

Now, ya seaweed-slimed
river rats...

Whoa!
Me old memory book.

I'd forgotten all about it.

You should have it.

It has lots
of great memories.

blacktrunk:
yer a lot like I was
as a boy.

Ye can play pirate.

Ah, just be making sure
ya don't become one.

Badou:
I won't... Horville.

I be capt'n blacktrunk
to you!

Now, ye've done a mate
a good turn,

So I'll be giving ye
five minutes to run

Before I catch ya
and feed ya to the blubber eels!

[Frightened gasps]

Whoa!

[Laughs]

munroe:
and then blacktrunk jumped
and rolled

And badou caught him
and... Saved!

I've sent the royal guard
to check out that hideout.

It sounds like you had a day
you will never forget.

Are you going to write this down
in your memory book, papi?

No, I have a better idea.

You're going
to write it down.

This is a memory book
of your very own.

Pick the best...
And the worst.

The funny ones,
the scary ones.

In time, this book will become
more precious than...

All the moon pearls
in the world.

Thank you, papi.

Munroe:
start with today's
adventure, bu!

How we fought off blacktrunk!

Hoo-ye-ya!

By using his own pirate
tricks and traps!

Oh, yeah, about that...

I might have played
one more trick on blacktrunk.

Arrrr! Ha!

[Water splashing]

Aggghhhhhh!
Whoa!

[Splash]

[Pen rasps]

♪♪