01x10 - Elizabeth and the Haunted House / Marvin Horses Around

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Marvin the Tap-Dancing Horse". Aired: September 30, 2000 – January 26, 2002.*
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01x10 - Elizabeth and the Haunted House / Marvin Horses Around

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♪ I'm Marvin the Tap-Dancing Horse ♪

(Hooves clicking) ♪ He can dance, he can dance

♪ Just shine that spotlight on me ♪

♪ Every show must have a star ♪

♪ He can dance, he can dance

♪ He can dance he can dance ♪



♪ When the lights go down

♪ I'm ready to perform

♪ This is my home upon the stage ♪

♪ I'll dance for you

♪ And we'll perform for you, too ♪

♪ I'm Marvin the Tap-Dancing Horse ♪

♪ He can dance, he can dance he can dance, yeah! ♪

(Ride-goers screaming happily)



Oh! Oops!

Whoa!

Oh dear.



EDDYWow!

Nice save, Elizabeth.

Thank you, Eddy.

Whoa

Whoa-- oh, not again!

Oh-- oh!

Oh, I can't do-- oh! Oh dear.

EDDYElizabeth?

It's safe now.

Oh dear. What a mess!

Perhaps I should juggle cans of pineapple.

Hm, I don't think that's a good idea.

Remember the bricks?

Oh. Sometimes.

You need to juggle something that's not so dangerous.

How about marshmallows?

I've tried that.

And?

I ate them all.

Hmm.

I know, lemons!

Yes, lemons!

Great.

And I happen to know just the place to get some.

Come on.

Uh-- Why are we going that way, Eddy?

It's the shortest way to get to Edna's lemon ice stand.

We can't go that way.

Sure we can. Come on.

No thanks, Eddy.

I'll just go around the other way.

Other way? But it's right up here, just past the--

No, no, no. Don't say it!

Don't say what?

Haunted house?

I guess I'm going the long way around.

W-wait up, Elizabeth!

...and I think she was too scared

to go past the haunted house.

DIAMONDSPoor dear.

She won't even say the words "haunted house."

She calls it "that place."

I've been in there a thousand times. It's not even scary.

STRIPESHere's my theory.

When she was just a piglet, a whale tried to swallow her.

You never know.

Well I'm sure she wouldn't be scared

if she saw what was in there.

(Stripes yelling)

Bubble gum!

Huh! Now I've got a good reason to avoid this place.

(Giggling)

(Laughing)

(Snoring)

No.

Oh! No.

Oh. Why am I here?

Oh.

I don't want to be here!

(Laughing menacingly)

(Gasping)

(Moaning)

Oh dear!

Oh my!

Oh, oh, oh!

(Screaming)

Huh? Wha?

Elizabeth!

Elizabeth, what's the matter?

That place.

It's trying to get me! It's full of ghosts!

You were having another bad dream, Elizabeth.

That's all.

Come and stay in my tent until you calm down.

Thank you, Diamonds.

I'll make a cup of hot chocolate for you.

Oh, with three marshmallows if you could.

I'm in such a state.

Hot chocolate? What about me?

Stripes!


I was jolted awake by a terrifying scream.



(Tap-dancing)

(Yawning)

EDDYGood morning, everybody!

Oh, hello, Eddy.

Hi, Eddy.

Hi.

Where's Elizabeth?

STRIPESSleeping peacefully after keeping us up all night.

What happened?

She had haunted-house nightmares again.

The poor dear.

I sure wish there was something we could do to help her.

Not much we can do, Eddy.

Just be supportive and keep her away from that haunted house.

JACKI can never remember.

Are you supposed to wake someone when they're sleepwalking?

Yes. If they're heading for a busy street, or a cliff,

you should wake them.

Aw, she'll be all right then.

Who?

Elizabeth. She's wandering around the midway

over by the haunted house.

The haunted house??

(Snoring)

Uh-oh.

What should we do?

We don't dare wake her now.

Stay calm.

Just let her come to us,

and then we'll point her that way, back to her trailer.

(Laughing menacingly)

MARVINOh no!

Yikes!

(Laughing menacingly)

(Gasping)

(Screaming)

MARVINElizabeth!

We're right here!

(Screaming)

Elizabeth, Elizabeth! Wake up!

Elizabeth!

Oh! They're gonna to get me!

They're gonna to get me!

Who's gonna get you?

You know, ghosts.

There's no ghosts in there. And I oughta know.

I built it myself.

I even did my own sound effects.

See? It's not a haunted house.

It's a phony-baloney just-for-fun house.

You should go in there and see for yourself, Elizabeth.

Me go in there?

I'll go with you.

Well, I-- It's just that-- The thing is--

(Laughing menacingly)

(Screaming)

You and your big mouth.

(Laughing menacingly)

JACK ON MEGAPHONEThanks for coming to Jack's Carnival.

Come back real soon!

Whew. It's been a long day.

It certainly has.

I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep.

MARVINMe too. I can't wait to hit the hay.

ELIZABETHHey!

You can't go to bed yet.

It's too early.

How about a game of bridge?

Pinochle? Cribbage?

Go Fish?

Elizabeth, are you afraid of having bad dreams again?

Well, I, um--

You see, I--

(Sighing) Yes.

What you need to do is think of nice things,

so you'll have nice dreams.

All right.

Yes. That's what I'll do.

I'll think of nice things.

But could you guys do me one small favour?

DIAMONDSOf course. Anything!

DIAMONDS, YAWNINGGood night, Elizabeth.

Good night, Diamonds.

Good night, Marvin.

(Owl hooting, crickets chirping)

(Wolf howling)

(Gasping)

(Hooting)

Just think of nice things.

Rainbows, butterflies.

Corn on the cob.

(Yawning)

Butterflies.

Corn on the cob.

(Birds chirping)

Rainbows, butterflies, corn on the cob!

Rainbows, butterflies, corn on the cob!

(Footsteps thudding)


(Laughing menacingly)

(Gasping)

(Laughing menacingly)

(Screaming)

Help! The haunted house! It's after me!

MARVINElizabeth! Wake up!

You're having another bad dream.

Really? It was just a dream?

Oh dear.

I'll do anything to stop having these nightmares.

Anything?

ELIZABETHI'll do anything but that.

It's time to get rid of these nightmares once and for all.

Yes.

You can't keep having these sleepless nights, Elizabeth.

And neither can the rest of us.

Do you really think that going, you know, in there

will help me get rid of my nightmares?

It's worth a try.

Sometimes, if you want your fears to go away,

you have to face them head-on.

And you'll come with me?

Every step of the way.

And we'll be out here, cheering you on.

Ready, Elizabeth?

(Gulping) Ready, Eddy.



(Laughing menacingly)

(Wolf howling)

Eddy, I'm so scared.

It's okay, Elizabeth.

Now, come on, the first part's right up ahead.

It's fun. You'll see.

Fun?



(Growling) (Screaming)

Save me, Eddy! Save me!

Calm down, Elizabeth.

Look. It's only a wolfman dummy.

And that's just a tape recording of Jack roaring.

Look.

That's all it is? Really?

Really. Now come on.

We have a few more places to visit.

(Screaming)

I can't stand the suspense.

I'm sure Eddy has everything under control.

(Elizabeth screaming)

ELIZABETHA spider!

Or as much as possible when you're with Elizabeth.

Get it off! Get it off!

Relax, Elizabeth. It's only "Jiffy Web."

See?

Oh.

Isn't that convenient.

And check this out.

Eddy, how can you touch that spider?

(Laughing) Easy. It's made of rubber.

(Laughing)

Careful.

You're gonna start having fun soon.

You're kiddin' me.

Elizabeth actually went into the haunted house?

She figured it was the only way to put an end to her nightmares.

I never woulda guessed she had it in her.

How's she doing?

(Elizabeth screaming)

Heh heh. Just great.

See?

They're fake bats, Elizabeth.

Oh! Actually, they're kind of cute.

(Laughing)

Okay. This is the last part of the haunted house.

Think you're ready for it?

What's that red light?

EDDYThat's the exit.

Once we get there, we just have to push open the door

and we're home-free.

You stay here, Eddy.

I'm going to do this by myself.

Are you sure, Elizabeth?

I mean, it's just that this last bit has, you know, "Ooh..."

It doesn't matter. I have to do this on my own.

EDDYOkay. I'll wait right here.



It's a phony baloney just-for-fun house.

(Laughing menacingly)

Maybe there isn't anything else.

Maybe I-I can just get to the red light and--

(Gasping)

(Elizabeth screaming)

Elizabeth!

Are you okay?

Elizabeth! Elizabeth!

(Laughing)

It's not a ghost at all.

It's an old pillowcase tied to a string.

JACKWell done, Elizabeth. I'm proud of you.

You faced your fears and won.

You don't have to be afraid of the haunted house anymore.


Thanks, everybody.

You all helped me so much.

And Eddy, I could never have done this without you.

Glad I could help.

So, are you going to sleep now?

No I'd like to go through the haunted house again.

Anyone want to come with me?

Sure.

DIAMONDSI hope I can fit.

Oh, what the heck?

Why not?

(Laughing menacingly)



(Swing music playing)

(Hooves clicking rhythmically)



(Yawning) Why aren't you sleeping in, Marvin?

Yes, this is our day off.

(Song ending)

I'm getting new shoes today, so I thought I'd give my old ones

a bon voyage rat-a-tat-tat.

EDDYGood morning, everybody.

Hello, Eddy.

Good morning.

Morning, Eddy.

Ah, breakfast.

Yep.

A big bowl of Crunchie Creatures.

(Sniffing)

Ahhh.

Milk levelGood.

Degree of sogginess:

Very good.

I soaked them for ten minutes.

STRIPESThey did it again!

I'm f*ring off a letter to this company.

What's the matter?

There are too many giraffes

and not enough elephants in this cereal.

Stripes! How could you?

Oh relax, Diamonds. I'd never eat a real elephant.

(Sighing) Oh.

Well, not one I knew anyway.

JACKSorry for interrupting.

Just relax.

I wouldn't dream of asking anyone to work on their day off.

No wonder the public is staying away.

Look at this place.

A carnival is supposed to be clean and bright and cheerful.

(Sighing)

What's with Jack?

He gets like this whenever attendance is down.

And he wants us to work on our day off.

Oh, look. I'm all done.

But I'm still very hungry.

EDDYUh-oh. He dropped something.

Eddy, be careful!

It might be a trap.

No, it's a list.

Things to doCleaning, painting, sweeping,

weeding, patching, attaching,

Fetching, fixing, scrubbing. Gee.

Jack sure has a lot of stuff to do.

Now, Eddy, don't go down that road.

DIAMONDSHmm.

I couldn't help but notice how overworked he looked.

I vote that we take the day off.

Who's in favour?

When does Jack get a day off?

Whenever he wants. He's the boss.

Come on, let's see those hands, hooves, and trunks.

Hmm, I was looking forward to getting those new shoes.

The list says Edna needs some lemons from town, Marvin.

Perfect. I'll get the shoes, get the lemons

and come back to help with the other things.

I'll help too.

You can count me in, Eddy.

That's great!

If we all work together,

we'll have these chores done in no time.

Oh, all right then, I'll help.

But I'm still calling it my day off.

EDDYCome on, Marvin.

We've got to pick up Edna's lemons

and get back to the carnival.

New shoes always make me feel like dancing.

(Scat-singing and tap-dancing)

EDDYAhem!

(Scat-singing and tap-dancing) Heh.

Lead the way, Eddy.

Well, would you look at that!

What?

MARVINBig Bronco.

I haven't see one of these in years.

Yeah, it's neat.

Well, we have a lot to do back at the carnival.

Hey!

Why don't you take it for a ride, Eddy? My treat.

But it's for little kids.

It'll remind you of your youth.


Whaddya say, pardner?

Hm.

Okay. One quick ride.

Now you're talkin', buckaroo! Hop on.

We deserve a little fun on our day off.



Well? Is it as fun as you remember?

Yeah, it is!

Yeehaw!

Race you to the next tumbleweed, cowpoke.

You're on!

Your hoss is fast, son,

but he ain't no match for Mustang Marvin.

(Laughing) Giddy up, Bronco!



(Clanking and hissing)

Uh-oh.

I don't think Big Bronco is feeling very well.

I don't think he's used to running that fast.

(Bell dinging)

Look what you've done!

Uh...

I guess maybe I was a little too big for it.

Sorry.

Sorry?

That's all you have to say?

This ride brings in a lot of business.

And you two are going to pay for the damages.

(Door slamming, bell dinging)

Should we call Jack?

And tell him we broke a kiddie ride?

No, Eddy, Jack's got enough on his mind.

We're gonna have to solve this problem

on our own.



Whew.

All right, Diamonds, it's ready when you are.

Thank you, Elizabeth.



STRIPESOw!

This is ridiculous!

(Grunting)

Whoever sees the garbage under here anyway?

Jack did.

He's gotten carried with all these chores.

Uh, I don't think you should sit down, Stripes.

This is my day off and I'll sit down when I want to sit down.

But I just painted there.

(Gasping)

(Growling)

Say, that gives me an idea.

Oh no. If you're thinking of passing me off

as a rare blue Bengal tiger, I'm not doing it.

No, no, no. I was talking about the bleachers.

They're looking great!

Thank you, Jack.

So what's your idea?

Let's refurbish the Pickle King next.

Keep up the good work, g*ng.

(Faintly:) Thank you, Jack.

Well it shouldn't take too long if we all work together.

STRIPESSpeaking of working together,

what's taking Marvin and Eddy so long?

I'm sure they're trying to get here as fast as they can.

(Marving tap-dancing) ♪ Way down upon the Swanee River ♪

♪ Far, far away

♪ That's where my heart is turning ever ♪

♪ That's where the old folks stay ♪

(Coin clinking)

Thanks, mister!

How much have we made, Eddy?

Hmm. Let's see:

Carry the ten, add the three.

A dollar seventeen.

Oh, at this rate it'll take us weeks to raise enough money.

We need a better location.

Or something that already works at this location.

Horseback rides.

But, Marvin, you're a tap-dancing horse.

I know. But it's either that or calling Jack

and telling him the predicament we're in.

Horseback rides!

Get 'em here! Get 'em now!

Horseback rides!



Lemonade is ready when you are!

Good. I'm tired of the Pickle King smiling at me.

I could drink a gallon of lemonade.

So could I.

Thank you, Edna.

Ah! That's so refreshing.

Could I have another glassful, please?

(Gasping, cups clattering)

You just drank the whole thing!

I did?

Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry!

I thought that was my glass.

Start making another batch, Edna.

Sorry, I'm fresh out of lemons.

But this is a lemon ice stand!


EDNATell me about it!

I was expecting Eddy and Marvin back

with more lemons ages ago.

Looks like I'll have to go and get them myself.

I hope they have a good excuse.

(Children clamouring)

EDDYNo pushing.

Everyone will get a chance to ride Mustang Marvin.

(Grunting)

Yay!

Okay, who's next?

Me!

(Sighing) Oh...

Whoa, you're going to need a lot of change.

I don't want any change.

Mommy says I can ride the horsey as long as I want.

(Whimpering)

Okay.

(Grunting) Gee, you're a big boy.

(Gasping)

(Moaning)

Here, let me hold that for you.

Don't eat any.

Giddy up!

Ugh!

(Marvin groaning)

Aw, come on. You're riding like a snail.

A snail?

EDDYEasy, Marvin, easy.

Remember, the customer's always right.

A snail?

I said, giddy up!

Hey!

(Laughing)

He wants bronco?

I'll give him bronco!

(Whinnying)

Giddy up! Yahoo!

(Whinnying)

Yahoo! This is more like it!

Marvin? Eddy?

(Cheering)

I don't believe it!

They were what?

Marvin was horsing around with a bunch of kids

and Eddy was stuffing his face with ice cream.

No wonder they were taking so long.

They were having a day on the town.

While we were here working our fingers to the bone!

Well I'm glad someone enjoyed their day off.

EDDYHi, everybody.

(Exclaiming indignantly)

Sorry we're late.

Whew.

Boy, have we had a busy day.

Ran into some problems, did you?

Gee, I'll say.

But it wasn't anything we couldn't handle

on our own, Jack.

You don't have to worry about a thing.

And everything's just swell here too.

Because we all pitched in.

And worked together.

While you two were whooping it up in town.

BOTHWhooping it up?

STRIPESThere's no use denying it.

Edna saw you horsing around with a bunch of kids.

And having ice cream.

Eddy and I have been working for eight hours straight!

That's right.

We accidentally broke Big Bronco

and we had to make enough money to get it repaired.

You broke what?

Big Bronco, a kiddie ride in front of the drug store.

That's the one.

It's a kiddie ride all right.

(Laughing)

Well, I'm glad someone finds it amusing.

You two should have called me.

This morning you looked as if

you had enough problems of your own.

I didn't want to bother you.

Oh!

We're family, Marvin.

If you can't call the people who care about you,

who can you call?

That's so true.

You should have called home.

We care about you guys!

Thanks, everyone.

I'll sure remember that next time.

So, how much money did you raise?

Two hundred dollars and twenty-five cents.

You did? How did you do that?

Marvin gave horseback rides.

Say...

I know what you're thinking, Jack, and I'm not interested.

But I'll get you a really nice saddle.

Not interested.

Hold on, Marvin.


A new saddle and a microwave oven!

Now there's a deal! Marvin. Marvin?

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