01x07 - Captain Snow

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Redwall". Aired: September 8, 1999 – February 25, 2002.*
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Follows a young mouse named Matthias who lives at Redwall Abbey.
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01x07 - Captain Snow

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MARTINI am that is!

My sword shall wield for me!



I hope we've sewn it on

proper!

One last stitch and it's

finished!

Less mouth and more needle.

BASILWell done!

(Gasping)

Jolly good job!

ALLThank you, sirs!

(Giggling)

Teamwork's the thing!

Nice to see Martin back in his

proper place!

(Groaning)

(Screaming)

(Rumbling)

You useless lubbers!

Will you never get it right?

Charge like your lives depend on

it, 'cause I'll slay you if the

Redwallers don't!

(Groaning)

(Rumbling)

(Crashing)

Imbeciles!

Darkclaw, get these layabouts to

put their backs into it, or I'll

tie 'em, one at a time, to the

front of the ram!

Starting with you!

Now Martin's back, there's

hope again!

If only we could get his sword,

then we might stand a real

chance!

Well, we know who's got the

sword now.

Asmodeus, and we've no idea

where he's hidden it!

Well, we know Asmodeus stole

it from the Sparras.

But we need to know where

Asmodeus keeps it!

Who knows how that mouse

eating serpent's mind works?

There is another old mouse

eater who might know more about

the snake.

Who?

Him, my old pal, Captain

Snow.

You feeble filth!

You heard the boss, you'd better

turn these gates to splinters!

Or we'll all be dead!

(Whip cracking)

(Growling)

(Grumbling)

Batter and burn.

Batter and burn.

Batter and burn!

We'll get inside Redwall, one

way or the other!

Put those flames out, idiots!

(Laughing)

(Screaming)

I'll teach them to defy Cluny

the Scourge!

I'll have their precious little

tapestry hero back, and burn him

to ashes!

(Laughing)

(Creaking)

Captain Snow lives in an old

barn beyond the woods.

Just follow me, old chap!

No, Basil, you have to stay

here to organize our defence!

What would I say to

everybody?

Nothing, nobody must even

know I've gone!

If you're determined to

proceed alone, you'll need this

for protection.

How will that protect me?

Show Captain Snow this and

give him my regards.

I... uh... saved his life once.

You saved his life?

He gave me this medal;

bravery, honour, all that rot.

Show him the medal and he might

listen to you.

He may very well eat you, of

course.


(Gasping)

Good luck, young'un.

You'll need it, by Jingo, you

will.

Be careful, Matthias!

Don't worry, m'dear!

He'll turn up trumps!

(Rumbling)

SOLDIERS, CHANTINGCluny!

Cluny!

Cluny!

(Laughing)

Cluny!

Cluny!

Redwall!

Redwall!

Cluny!

The bounder's got some sort of

wagon!

Cornflower, get Matthias.

Uh... he's... well...

He's on a mission, old thing.

Mission?

Nonsense!

The sword, top secret, and

all that!

Thought the Abbot might not

approve.

Don't want to worry the

populace, as it were!

Well, nice to be informed.

We'll have to manage without

him!

Redwallers, ramparts!

I just hope he's not bitten off

more than he can chew.

Sound the Joseph Bell, there!

Redwallers to the ramparts!

(Bell clanging)



Don't be afraid, m'dear!

We'll be all right.

It'll take more than few rats

and an old hay wagon to topple

these walls!

I'm not afraid for me, it's

Matthias, out there alone, and I

can't do anything to help him!

Well, my word!

She's a tough one and no

mistake!

Are the little ones all in

Cavern Hole?

Oh, them's all done in there,

Constance, deep as winter nuts!

(Hornet buzzing)

Drat these hornets!

(Snapping)

(Gasping)



(Screaming)

Whoa!

You are trespassing on

private land!

Who are you, and what is your

business?

Mathias, from Redwall Abbey.

Who are you?

Guosim, what's your business!

Well, Guosim, my business has

to do with Redwall!

Since when is Mossflower Wood

private land?

This is our land!

I've no time for this, let me

pass!

(Rustling)

(Gasping)

Uh...

We are the Guosim!

What is the Guosim?

The guerrilla union of Shrews

in Mossflower!

No-one trespasses on Shrew land

without our written permission!

ALL SHREWSIn triplicate!

Now, I shall ask you one last

timewhat is your business?

I'm here to fight Cluny the

Scourge!

(Gasping)

Unless I can find the lost sword

of Martin the Warrior, we at

Redwall are in great danger.

It's none of our concern.

Brothers and sisters, I propose

we throw him off our land!

I second that!

All those in favour!

ALL SHREWSAye!


Right, comrades, that's carried

unanimously!

Wait, wait!

Point of information.

Where will this Matthias be

looking for this sword?

In the lair of Asmodeus the

Serpent.

(Laughing)

I'm on the way to ask Captain

Snow if he can help me.

(Gasping)

You're mad!

You're totally insane!

Captain Snow is the biggest

mouse and shrew k*ller in the

land!

Redwallers are known as

honest creatures.

I believe him, but he who plans

to take on Asmodeus must have

more courage than sense!

Not necessarily, brothers.

He could have more madness than

sense!

(Laughing)

And I say he's senselessly

courageous!

All those who say he's got

more courage than sense, shout

Aye!

ALLAye!

Then he's a bit like us!

(Laughing)

Comrades, I propose we give

him some help!

I'll second that!

Carried unopposed!

We'll guide him to the Captain's

barn!

All those in favour?

ALL SHREWSAye!

Motion carried!

Forward!

SHREWThis is as far as we

go, young mouse.

I've lost too many brothers to

that owl.

We'll stay here and watch.

OTHER SHREWI second that!

ALL SHREWSCarried!

Besides, open ground is too

dangerous to cross!

Not if you zig zag and keep

low.

Bob and weave and zig zag.

My friend, Basil Stag Hare,

showed me how.

Watch...

(Rustling)

Perhaps he's also got a lot

of sense as well as courage!

ALL SHREWSCarried!



(Hoarse breathing)

(Gasping)



(Cracking)

(Screaming)

I propose that he's dead.

ALL SHREWSCarried!

(Choking)

(Coughing)

Ugh...

Yuck, mouse!

I-I'm... I'm sorry, sir!

I should hope so!

I cannot abide bad manners!

Dropping into a chap's mouth

like that without an invitation?

Haven't even been formally

introduced!

I'm Matthias from Redwall!

(Gasping)

Squire Julian Gingivere!

Delighted to meet you, old chap!

I'm sorry for dropping into

your mouth!

I can't help wonderingdon't

you... um... eat mice?

(Laughing)

Nothing personal, dear boy!

I gave that all up years ago!

Vegetarian, these days, not like

that mouse gobbling ruffian,

Snow!

I have to ask him to leave the

barn!

Snow?

Captain Snow?


Ah, you know him!

Pal of yours?

No, but I'm looking for him!

He may know where a very special

sword is.

I need it to fight a huge rat,

called Cluny.

Cluny?

The rat?

Hmm, rat fighter, eh?

Well, Snow's your owl, though

you'll be lucky to last long

when he spots you!

You're rather plump!

Hop on, I'll take you over to

his new home.

We won't see that mouse

again.

SHREWThe Squire!

OTHER SHREWRun for it!

(Screaming)

He won't eat you, he's my

friend!

He's riding a cat, to look

for an owl, so he can find a

snake?

What kind of place does this

warrior mouse come from?

(Screaming)

(Rumbling)

(Screaming)

Surrender to Cluny the

Scourge!

Go and boil your head, rat!

att*ck!

(Shouting)

(Crashing)

Fire at will, bow mice!

Hit your targets, you otters!

All moles report to the far mole

at the main gate!

(Shouting)

(Rumbling)

The gate need more shorin'

up or he'll fall!

It won't take much more of this!

Abbot, we're in trouble!

The gates won't last much

longer!

How do we stop them?

Constance, find Matthias!

He always seems to find a way to

solve these problems!

Quickly, now!

He'll find a way, you can be

sure, he's here somewhere!

Warbeak, you must find

Matthias!

Huh, where be crazy mouse?

To the northeast, the old

barn.

Tell him the Abbey is in great

danger!

We need him, now!

Okay!

(Chirping)

(Hornets buzzing)

Drat these hornets!

(Buzzing)



(Hornets buzzing)

(Wolf howling)

(Gasping)

(Wolf howling)

Cap... Captain Snow?

Captain Snow, sir?

Captain Snow?

Perhaps he's out hunting.

(Whooshing)

(Screaming)

Hmmm.

(Groaning)

Who are you?

Friend of Basil Stag Hare,

sir!

He sends his regards!

State your name and rank, and

stand to attention when you

speak to an officer!

Matthias, sir, novice of

Redwall Abbey!

Basil gave me this medal to show

you!

And you think that'll stop me

from eating you, do you?

What are you doing here?

I need to ask you about

Asmodeus.

He has our sword.

Ah, the Martin Sword!


I saw him steal that years ago.

What do you want with it?

Well, sir, to get it back!

Get it back?

And how, pray, will you do that,

mouse?

I'll steal it, or fight for

it!

I'll k*ll him if I have to!

(Laughing)

k*ll Asmodeus?

Why, I'd stop eating mice if I

saw one k*ll a snake!

Well, Captain, sir, I bet

your medal that I will k*ll the

snake!

Ooh, it's a bet!

(Laughing)

And in return, if I do k*ll

the snake, you must... must...

stop eating mice!

SHREWSAnd shrews!

GUOSIMCarried!

Hmmm.

All right, if you k*ll the

snake, I'll give up mice, and

shrews, and I'll return the

medal.

If you die, and you will, I keep

the medal and I'll eat as many

mice, and shrews, as I want.

So, where will I find the

sword?

Asmodeus's lair, in the old

quarry across the river.

He took the sword into the

tunnels.

There's plenty of tunnels there

for him to trap you.

Good hunting, mouse!

(Laughing)



(Rustling)

Why didn't he eat you?

And he said he'd stop eating

us?

If I k*ll the snake, and

that's--

(Chirping)

(Screaming)

Matthias... Cluny!

He ramming gates!

We got no long time, sure!

Constance say come quick fast!

Guosim!

If I k*ll Asmodeus, your land

will be free from owl and snake

att*cks forever, but that won't

happen if Redwall falls!

I need your help!

Brothers, I propose we help a

fellow warrior!

I second that, comrade!

All those in favour?

SHREWSAye!

Motion carried!

Now, Matthias will have to be

formally proposed and a

regulation B, subsection--

There's no time for that!

(Screaming)

(Crashing)

Come, come now, old girl!

A mere scratch!

Basil, get over here, I've

got an idea.



(Laughing)

Hey, the trick's working,

chief!

Batter and burn!

Batter and burn!

We'll get 'em, one way or the

other.

(Hornets buzzing)

Wakey, wakey!

(Laughing)

(Hornets buzzing)

Right, forecastle filth,

we're nearly through!

Give this 'un everything you've

got!

(Screaming)

Here they come again!

She won't hold!

Run for your life!

(Screaming)

Steady, old girl, steady!

Wait 'til you see the yellow of

their teeth!


I can see well enough!

Now!

BASILTake that, you

blackguards!

(Hornets buzzing)

(Screaming)

RATSRetreat!

(Laughing)

(Cheering)

(Gasping)

Basil, Constance!

Look, the east wall door's

aflame!

We've been tricked!

Redwallers to the east door!

Muster!

Fire mice to that pond!

Fill the buckets and form a

chain!

Ready my buckos?

On my command, we charge through

and take 'em all!

Cluny's outside!

Bow mice to the rampart!

Hurry with the water!

Take down the embers, you

swabs!

We're in!

Charge!

CLUNYRevenge!

(Laughing)

Now!

(Crashing)

Charge!

MATTHIASThe Redwall!

GUOSIMForward, the Guosim!

Yowch!

(Screaming)

(Groaning)

(Cheering)

BASILMagnificent!

Four more reports that the

main gain gate and rear door are

well shored up and safe.

The last of those blighters

have slunk off with the remains

of their wagon.

The night is ours, chaps!

Well, that was close!

Ah, Matthias, so you were

here all along!

I thought as much.



You will get the sword,

Matthias, I know you will.

Now, come and eat!

Whoa!

MARTINI am that is!

My sword will wield for me!



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