03x09 - Heroes and Fools

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Redwall". Aired: September 8, 1999 – February 25, 2002.*
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Follows a young mouse named Matthias who lives at Redwall Abbey.
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03x09 - Heroes and Fools

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(Yelling)



(Cackling)





(Yelling)

(Gasping)

(Squirrels chanting:)

Gawtrybe, Gawtrybe!

You started without me!

(Growling)

(Squirrels chanting:)

Gawtrybe!

(Cackling)



(Squirrels chanting:)

Gawtrybe, Gawtrybe!

I’d a bet the ants don’t

play fair.

(Squirrels chanting:)

Fight, fight!

Come on, then.

(Groaning)

Martin!

Well done, Martin!

Had enough, squirrel?

(Squirrels chanting:)

Gawtrybe!

Oh, don’t.

They’re dirty fighters, those

squirrels.

(Squirrels chanting:)

Gawtrybe, Gawtrybe!!

(Screeching)

Now have you had enough,

squirrel?

Enough.

(Chittering)

Enough.

We can’t hear you.

Enough!

(Gasping)

Are you badly hurt?

I’ll be fine.

Well done!

(Chittering)

Let’s get out of here.

I’m afraid we haven’t seen the

last of them.

I agree.

Time is running out, and there’s

much ground to cover before we

get to Noonvale.

It’s beginning to feel like

we’ll never reach home to get

help for Brome and the others.

We’ll do it, Rose.

Trapped!

Help!

We’re all going to die down

here!

(All chattering)

Stay calm, we’re nearly out.

KEYLAHelp!

It’s just the exit that’s

caved in.

Get out of my way!

We never came down here to

suffocate.

Give him some space.

I’ll show you how Keyla digs.

Like this, and this and--

Keyla, you did it!

Keyla, you rogue, you got us

free!

Shows what you can do when

you have to.

The sun’s getting high.

We’ve lost a lot of time.

Badrang’s lot is sure to spot

us now.

(Gasping)

We shouldn’t have tried to

escape.

(Sobbing)

I’m going to run for help.

You follow with the others as

fast as you can.

Ho, Bluehide!

Wake up.

Stumpy, disturb me beauty

rest, will ya?

’Tis gonna be a sweating

scorcher of a day.

Aye, you and the slaves in

the prison pit ought to be dead

before sun down.

Huh?

Ain’t no slaves in the prison


pit.

I looks down there every morning

when I passes.

Oh, what a joker you are,

Stumpy.

Oh, me stumps, I ain’t

joking, mate.

(Gasping)

It’s empty!

But they was there last

night!

Escape!

Escape!

(Bell tolling)

The slaves have escaped!

Escape!

I want to know how many

slaves have escaped, and from

where.

Blather brained beasts!

Gurrad, you nimwit!

You were supposed to k*ll Clogg,

not let that slimy sea rat k*ll

you!

(Sighing)

There’s a big hole in the

side of the pit.

Well?

It’s an escape tunnel, sir.

By whose orders were the

slaves in the prison pit?

I don’t know who put them in

there, your worship.

I mean--

Nipwort, you numbskull!

Don’t report back ’til you find

the exit to that tunnel.

Hisk, Fleabane!

Get the hoard together, now!

He’s dead for sure, Captain.

Poisoned.

Oilback, me bucko!

You were supposed to k*ll

Badrang, not get yourself done

in.

If Badrang’s discovered our plot

to assassinate him, he’ll be out

for revenge right quick.

(Clattering)

Here he comes.

With trouble aplenty.

Get the others.

Ahoy, matey!

What’s the trouble?

The rest of the slaves

escaped during the night.

Why, the rotten bunch of

scallywags!

We’ll never get a new ship built

now.

Aye, Chief.

Absolutely.

(All chattering)

What say, Badrang, me matey,

we call a truce between us?

’Til we catch them.

Hmmm...they’re probably

headed south to the cliffs.

That’s the way we’re going.

Ah, that’s what they want you

to think, matey.

They probably went north to fool

ya.

Come on, you flotsam.

If you ever want to feel a deck

meet your paws again, you’ll

have to find them smarmy slaves.

What are you waiting for?

I want every last one of those

slaves back!

So stay, ya stumps, or face me

wrath!

Look around casual like,

matey, and see if Badrang’s

following us.

No beast in sight, Captain.

Perfect.

Let’s double back, me fine

buckos.

Why, Captain?

Because Marshank’s empty.

And ripe for the taking!

(Seagulls squawking)

Ah, there they are!

Sir, over there!

Sir, I can see them!

Come on, we’ve got ’em!

Over there!

They could have been captured

at Marshank!


Or had everyone smothered in

that tunnel.

Matter of opinion, old lad.

If you fail, you’re a bally

fool.

If you win, you’re a jolly hero.

I’d say if he pulls this off,

he’s a reckless hero.

Who would have thought it,

a young Brome?

Sometimes you just have to do

what’s right, wherever that

choice leads you.

There they are!

Yes, but look who’s hot on

their tails.

Badrang!

(Panting)

Look, it’s the cave!

Halfway up the mountainside!

Well spotted, Pallum.

That’s our safe camp site.

If we hurry, we might make it by

nightfall.

This’d be a might cooler

underground, eh, Ms. Roser?

Poor Grumm.

Martin, you must be tired after

battling that big squirrel.

Don’t worry about me, Rose.

We have to hurry, and I can

still keep up.

You’re wounded!

Grumm, Pallum!

Huh?

Martin’s hurt!

He needs rest, and a dressing

for his wound.

I saw some healing herbs back

aways.

I’m fine, Rose.

We’ve got to keep going.

Shhh, hush now.

Here they are.

I won’t believe us to be safe

here.

No, sir.

Especially if and we be caught

again by--

Oh, I don’t know what.

You worry too much, grumpy

Grumm.

There’s far too many of them

for us.

Their only hope is to get up

here before Badrang reaches

them.

I say, chaps, let’s give it a

try!

Down here!

The old ones will never make

it up the ropes on time.

I’ll shimmy down to help.

I’ll go with you.

They’re trapped against the

cliffs; let’s get ’em!

Move it, move it!

Quick little rats, aren’t

they?

What?

Time for a bit of dissuasion,

I’d say.

Whoa!

He’s got me, help!

(Gasping)

Get on those ropes!

Move, you dolts!

Get climbing!

The nervy blighters are

climbing our ropes!

Off, get off the ropes!

Now!

On my cue...now!

No!

(Screaming)

No!

That ought to hold them for

awhile, eh, what?

Time we weren’t here,

Felldoh.

You did it, hero.

We all did it!

(Groaning)

Hisk!

Yes, sir?

Listen carefully, Hisk.

Take ten trackers, find out

where the slaves have gone.

Don’t fight.

Don’t even show yourselves.


Just report back to me, got it?

I’ll do exactly as you say,

sir.

Good.

We’ll ambush them later, when

they least expect it.

They’ve been lucky so far.

They’re not warriors, after all.

Just actors, and escaped slaves.

How hard can it be?

Um...

Back to Marshank with ya, ya

lousy lot.

Be quick about it!

(Chuckling)

(Eating)

(Burping)

Brains!

That’s what you need to out sail

your enemies!

Brains!

You sure fooled old Badrang,

Captain.

I’ll help you find the

slaves says I?

And I go straight round and

captures Marshank for me self.

(Laughing)

Poor little Badrang will soon

come and visit, and all

unawares.

With his tail atwixt his legs,

and a flea in his ear!

(Scuffling)

(Glass breaking)

♪ Some creatures call us hedge

pigs ♪

♪ And others says hedge dogs

♪ But I do know

♪ That fox is fox

♪ And hedgehogs is hedgehogs

Oh, no.

Have I been dozing the day away?

Now we’ll never make it the cave

by nightfall.

Drink this, and you’ll feel

better.

Come on, then.

Perhaps you’ll be happier on the

move.

(Gasping)

Not you lot again.

What do you want now?

Wanna play?

And, go play on your own!

We want you to play.

And what if we don’t want to

play?

Then the Gawtrybe k*ll you.

(Chittering)

Aye if’n play it it’s the

only wait out in here, then so

be it.

Lead on, we trust you.

Whatever you say, Martin,

we’re with you.

All right, we’ll play.

What’s your game?

You run up the mountain, we

catch you.

Good!

That’s the way we were

travelling anyway.

What happens next?

When we catch you, we throw

you off.

(Cackling)

But the Gawtrybe are

exceptional squirrels.

Very strong.

Very fleet of paw.

Very, very fast.

And we are slow and weary.

Not much fun to chase.

Perhaps if you gave us a head

start, it would be a really good

game.

(Squirrels chanting:)

Really good game!

Let us climb to that ledge

before you start chasing us.

I will shout "Gawtrybe."

That is your signal.

(Chanting:)

Gawtrybe, Gawtrybe!

If we can make the cave, we

may have a chance to hold them

off.

(Unclear)

Oh, no, sir.


(Chanting:)

Gawtrybe, Gawtrybe!

I don’t think we’re going to

like this game.

Try to put it out of your

mind.

Yes, sir, I am.

Oh, sirs!

Ah!

Just two more small ledges to

go, Grumm.

Whoa!

(Squirrels chanting:)

Gawtrybe, fight!

Mad cruel beasts playing

games with other creatures

lives.

We’ll show them!

That’s my brave Rose.

(Grunting)

Pallum!

I ain’t too fond of this

here.

Thanks, Rose.

(Squirrels chanting:)

Gawtrybe, fight!

This it it.

The cave is just above us.

Are we ready?

Right, Martin.

Give them the signal.

I won’t waste my breath on

that lot.

So, my friends, we climb for our

very lives.

Get them!

(Squirrels chanting:)

Fight, fight!



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