01x02 - My One and Only Box/Spot the Spot/Recipe for Trouble

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Maggie and the Ferocious Beast". Aired: August 26, 2000 – June 9, 2002.*
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A 5-year-old girl named Maggie creates her own map of an imaginary world known as Nowhere Land that, in reality, takes the characters nowhere.
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01x02 - My One and Only Box/Spot the Spot/Recipe for Trouble

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(upbeat drum music)



♪ Maggie and the Ferocious Beast in Nowhere Land ♪

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ Come along if you can

♪ Hey ho, come on, let’s go ♪

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ With Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪

BEASTGreat googly moogly!



Mm-mm!

Look at all the snow!

I’m going to make a snow castle.

I’m going to make a snow cone.

(Humming)



Just in case you get cold, Beast.

(Laughing) Thank you.

(Laughing) You look like a snow beast!

(Laughing) Well, I am the Ferocious Snow Beast.

(Roaring)

(Roar echoing)



(Wind blowing)

Ohh!

Ferocious Beast, may I borrow one of your polka dot spots?

Uh huh.

Hmmm.

(Chomping)

All done.

(Squeaking)

(Laughing)

Look, it’s snowing again.

It’s snowing snowballs!

(Grunting)

(Gasping)

(Maggie laughing)

(Gasping)

Oh yeah?

(Laughing)

(Gasping) Oh no, you don’t!

Ha, ha.

Where’d he go?

(Giggling)

Mm.

Oh!

(Laughing)

Hey!

Grrr.

(Laughing)

Grrr.



I’m going to do some snow sliding!

How?

Watch.

Way-hey!

Whee!

Wait for me, Maggie!

Oof.

Whoa!

Great googly moogly!

Whee!

(Laughing)

Come on down, Hamilton.

BEASTYour turn!

But my sweater might get dirty.

What are you looking for?

I need something to slide on.

Mmm.

Hmm.

What would make a very good sled?

Whooee!

My box!

Watch out, here I come!

Whoa!

(Yelling)

(Gasping)

Whoo, great catch, Beast!

What a ride. Let’s do it--

(Gasping)

My box!

Uh-oh.

(Sniffling)

Please don’t be sad, Hamilton.

But my box.

It’s broken.

I should never have used it as a sled.

(Sniffling and blowing nose)

♪ To you it may only be

♪ A cardboard box

♪ But it’s home to me ♪

♪ It’s a place I can go for a while ♪

♪ Till it’s time to face the world ♪

♪ With a smile

♪ A hole is home to a fox ♪

♪ But to me, home’s my cardboard box ♪

(Sniffling)

Don’t you understand?

My box, it’s my home.

(Sighing)
[ … ]

We’ll help you fix you box, Hamilton.

Do you have any tape?

No.

Mmm. Do you have any glue?

No.

Oh no, what are we going to do?

We just gotta use our heads.

We just gotta use our heads.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.



Great googly moogly.

What is it, Beast?

We just have to use one of polka dot spots.

(Sniffling) I don’t understand.

We’ll use one of the Beast’s spots

to fix your cardboard box.

Good idea, Beast.



Hamilton Hocks, you’ve got your box.

(Laughing) Oh, my box!

My box, you fixed my box!

Thank you!

(Laughing)

HAMILTONOh, yippee.

Let’s snow slide some more.

I don’t know, we just fixed my box.

You don’t have to use your box, Hamilton.

I’ll be your sled.

Great googly moogly,

here we go!

(Cheering)

(Laughing) Oh, you really are a snow beast!

(Beast laughing)

MAGGIEWhee!



BEASTOne googly moogly.

Two googly moogly.

Hi, Beast.

BEASTHello.

BEASTI’m counting. Three googly moogly.

Four googly moogly.

What are you counting?

My polka dot spots.

I have so many, I want to know how many.

We’ll help.

Hamilton can count on that side.

And Maggie can count on that side.

(Straining)

(Laughing) One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Hmm.

(Beast laughing)

Four, Maggie.

(Laughing) Just a second, Hamilton.

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

(Laughing) Five.

(Beast laughing)

HAMILTONBeast!

(Beast laughing)

HAMILTONMaggie, he’s going to timber!

(Gasping)

Ahhh!

(Crashing)

(Beast laughing)

HAMILTONBeast, please stay still.

Oops.

Sorry.

(Sighing)

Let’s start again.



(Splattering)

One, two.

Three, four.

Oh, you’re tall, Beast!

I am a tall, ferocious beast, you know.

Well, if I want to count your spots,

I’ll have to get taller.

(Laughing)

(Sighing)

Hello, down there!

How many spots do you see?

What number did we stop at?

Four.

But I know there’s more.

So now we have five, six...

Seven, eight.

You missed a spot.

Thanks, Beast. Nine.

Oh no.

Did I count this spot already?

Maybe we should start again?

MAGGIEI know how many polka dot spots the Beast has got.

HAMILTONHow many?

The Beast has got a lot of polka dot spots!

I’ve got a lot of spots.
[ … ]

A lot of spots I’ve got.



Come on down, Maggie.



Hmm.

Uh-oh.

I think I’m stuck.

(Beast humming)

Whooee!

What are we going to do?

What should we do?

We just gotta think of a plan.

Good idea, Maggie.

What?

Mmm,

I don’t know.

Beast, we should prepare a plan.

A perfectly precise plan.

Hmm.

A plan, hmm.

Ah-ha!

Jump, Maggie!

I’ll catch you.

(Sighing)

MAGGIEIt won’t work.

(Sighing)

Ah-ha!



I can’t climb up.

Can you, Beast?

Like this?



(Slamming door)

Phew.

Oh, I know.

(Grunting)

(Laughing)

(Hamilton sighing)

If only we were taller.

Great googly moogly!

We can be taller.

How? I’ll show you.

Great idea, Beast.

All aboard, Maggie.



Great plan!

It was the Beast’s idea.

Thanks, Beast.

(Laughing) Awww, it was nothing.

(Splattering)

(Mooing)

(Grumbling)

(Laughing)

That tree used to have three fruits.

Now it has none.

I’ve got a lot of spots.

A lot of spots I’ve got

(Humming)

You’ve got another plan, don’t you, Beast?

Ready,

set,

throw!

I’ve got a lot of spots,

but that tree,

that tree has now has one,

two,

three!



(All sighing)



(Chewing)

Ummm!

Ahh.

This is the best pumpkin bread ever.

You don’t think I should have added more cinnamon?

Mm-mm!

Hamilton, you’re the best pumpkin chef

in all of Nowhere Land.

You’re much too kind.

Hmm, maybe I should have made more.

(Grumbling)

(Giggling)

Are you still hungry, Beast?

I can’t help it. I have a ferocious appetite.

Well, there is a pumpkin recipe I’ve been wanting to try.

I do love pumpkins.

It’s called pumpkin soufflé brulé flambé.

But the recipe needs a lot of pumpkin.

Mmm, let’s eat!

Wait.

We’ll need other things besides pumpkin.

Sugar, and cinnamon, and cream.

Oh no-- no sugar, no cinnamon, no cream.

Then let’s go to the River of Dreams.

We’ll find everything we need for Hamilton’s recipe.

And I’ll find us the biggest pumpkin ever.

(Bird squawking)



(Sniffing)

Hmm, nope.
[ … ]

(Thumping)

Nope, not this one.

(Thumping) Hmm.

(Squealing)

Ahhh!

It’s--

It’s--

perfecto!

(Tweeting)

Look Maggie, over there!

There’s the cream.

MAGGIECinnamon.

MAGGIEMm! Here comes the sugar.

Oh, I can’t reach it.

It’s too far.

Hum. May I, Beast?



Pick a spot, any spot.

(Popping)

(Laughing)



Now we have everything we need.



(Laughing)

I sure hope Hamilton found a big pumpkin.

Me too.

(Grunting)

Phew.

(Squealing)

Help!

Hamilton.

Hamilton!

Do you think he’s hiding?

(Muffled screaming)

Did you hear that?

(Muffled screaming)

It came from over there.

HAMILTONHelp!

Uh-oh.

Hamilton!

Help me, I’m stuck!

Great googly moogly, Hamilton.

You’re really far down.

Grab my hand.

(Grunting)

Just gotta think of a plan.

Look in my box. Is there any rope?

Uh-uh.

Hamilton, can you bounce up and grab my hand?

Like this, Hamilton.

Stop jumping, please!

Oops.

What else can we do?

I could always eat the pumpkin.

I do love pumpkins.

HAMILTONNo, Beast. What if you accidentally eat me?

He won’t eat you.

Maggie, Beast, help!

Hey, I got a plan.

Hamilton, use your clothes to make a rope.

I don’t know.

That’s settles it, I’m eating this pumpkin.

Alright, alright, I’ll do it!



(Hamilton grunting)

You’re getting close.

Hooray!

(Laughing)

Whooee, what a relief.

Phew.

I better get working

on my special pumpkin brulé soufflé flambé.

Ummm, glad we got you out, Hamilton.

I’m hungry.

Mm!

HAMILTONSurprise!

Presenting the Hamilton Hock special, superb,

splendiferous pumpkin brulé soufflé flambé.

Ummm, looks good.

(Sniffing) Smells good.

Thank you, Hamilton.

Thank you, Hamilton.

Aw, you helped.



Mmm.

Umm!

(Slurping) Ahhh.

Oh, Beast.

(Sighing)

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