♪ Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪
♪ In Nowhere Land
♪ To nowhere lands
♪ Come along if you can
♪ Hey, ho, come on, let’s go to Nowhere Land,
♪ With Maggie and the Ferocious Beast! ♪
BEASTGreat googly moogly!
MAGGIEOut of water Beast.
(Bird cawing)
(Sighing)
Now, where could they be?
Not by the River of Dreams.
Aha!
There they are!
Beast, Hamilton!
Isn’t this a beautiful day?
It’s hot.
What should we do today?
It’s too hot to do anything.
We can make some ice cold lemonade.
Uh-uh.
Too much work.
How about a swim at Sandcastle Beach?
Uh-uh.
Too far.
Too much work, too far.
Aren’t you two just a couple of lazy daisies?
It’s the heat!
It makes me so...
(Yawning)
Tired.
Swimming was a good idea, though.
If only we could make the beach come to us.
But we can!
BOTHWe can?
HAMILTONI know it’s here somewhere.
Whoa!
Hamilton, are you all right?
HAMILTONYes, I’m okay!
Aha!
Here it is!
But what is it, Hamilton?
I think I know what it is.
Let me try!
Here, Beast, you try.
BOTHHooray!
I thank you both.
I know what this is, it’s a swimming pool!
Right you are, Beast!
And all it needs now is water!
Look at the cool, cool water.
Oh, hurry up, Hamilton, I can hardly wait to jump in!
But you have to wait till it’s full of water.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry up, Hamilton!
You have to be patient, Beast!
But it’s so hard!
Is it ready?
Just about!
We have to be patient.
Ready!
Yahoo!
Hoo wee!
Oh, this feels good!
Make room for me!
Here I come!
Wee!
Where did the water go?
It just jumped out of the pool when you jumped in.
You scared the water away!
Well, I am the ferocious Beast, you know.
If you got in first, and got in very slowly,
maybe then the water wouldn’t run away!
Good idea, Maggie.
Here goes!
Oh!
(Laughing)
It’s still here!
So far, so good!
Okay, now you get in.
Hmm.
Come on, what are you waiting for?
Well, you see, Beast...
There’s no room!
You take up the whole pool!
I’m just too big to play in your pool!
Don’t worry, we'll think of something.
Pull, Hamilton!
I am!
(Laughing)
There must be a way we can all cool off in this pool.
It’s no use.
I’m just too big!
This will cool you off!
Hamilton!
(Laughing)
That feels good!
Green tangerines, I’ve got an idea!
You get in first, Beast.
But there’s no water.
Don’t worry, there will be!
[ … ]
Hold the hose pointing up!
But the pool is down.
This will work, Beast, trust me.
Okay.
MAGGIEWater, please?
Great googly moogly, this is great!
Look at me, I’m a fountain!
But there’s no room for you two.
Oh, yes, there is!
Hoo wee!
(Laughing)
Wee!
(Laughing)
You see?
You’re not too big.
Wee!
Hoo wee!
You’re just the right size.
I’m a perfect ferocious Beast size.
MAGGIERain, rain, come and stay.
Hello!
Hi, Maggie!
Hi, Maggie!
Are we really going to the Land of Umbrella Trees today?
You bet!
Oh, good!
I’ve never been there before!
Why are you dressed like that, Maggie?
It’s not raining.
Not here, but it’s very wet there, you know?
Oh, hmm.
Then I’ll need my goulashes, please, Hamilton.
It’s galoshes, Beast.
Not for me, I wear goulashes.
Tell him, Maggie, it’s galoshes.
He’s right, Beast, they are called galoshes.
Great googly moogly, goulashes,
galoshes, what’s the difference?
Very well, I’ll get your goulashes.
Good.
(Giggling)
I’ll also get my galoshes.
(Giggling)
Now, let’s see.
Here it is! Where, where?
Right there, the Land of Umbrella Trees.
And we are right here!
That doesn’t look very far away.
Does it always rain in the Land of Umbrella Trees?
Almost always.
Oh, I love the rain.
All right, Beast, here are your goulashes.
What are you waiting for?
Raise your foot, we haven’t got all day.
The blue one doesn’t go there.
Beast, please!
What difference does it make?
They’re all the same!
Maggie, did you hear that?
All the same?!
They’re not the same at all!
This one is blue, that one is red,
here, we have white, and there we have green.
Beast, Hamilton means it doesn’t make
any difference which one goes on which foot!
It does to me.
Oh, all right, where does the blue one go?
On my back foot.
Right here.
Will you please hold still?
I can’t help it!
I’ll help you, Beast!
The white one goes in the back, too!
The red one, here.
Now, the green.
Good!
Are we ready?
Yup, let’s go!
Oh, gee, do I have to pull that again?
It’s my box, we may need something in it.
(Laughing) Come on, let’s go.
Whoa!
Oh, look!
ALLRain!
(Laughing)
BOTHWee!
We’re here!
Yipee!
Oh, no, I’m soaked!
(Laughing) Me too!
Yahoo!
(Laughing)
Yipee!
Hoo wee!
Oh!
Wee!
Uh-oh, I think I’m stuck.
Here, Beast, we’ll help you!
Whoa, that was a deep one!
That’s got to be the biggest puddle of them all!
[ … ]
Look, Beast, you’ve lost one of your goulashes!
Great googly moogly, my red one is gone!
That’s my favourite!
It must still be in there.
How are we going to get it out?
That’s the biggest puddle of them all!
I’ve got an idea!
Hamilton, do you have a fishing pole in your box?
Of course!
Don’t worry, Beast, we’ll get it back!
Here, Maggie.
All right, let’s go fishing for goulashes!
(Sighing)
I think I got it!
Oh, goodie!
Oh, it’s just an old ball.
I’ve got it!
That’s not it either.
Aww.
Wait, I’ve got it now!
It’s hopeless, I'll never find my goulash.
Hamilton, throw your line over there!
I’ve got something!
That’s it, that's it, my favourite goulash!
Nice work, Hamilton!
Oh, thank you, Hamilton, thank you!
Hey!
Isn’t this a perfect day?
I’ve had so much fun!
And the umbrella trees are so beautiful!
And I love the rain!
And I have all my goulashes.
Galoshes!
Goulashes.
Galoshes.
Goulashes.
Galoshes!
(Laughing)
Goulashes. Galoshes!
Goulashes. Galoshes!
Goulashes! Galoshes!
Goulashes! Galoshes!
MAGGIEHamilton the ham.
(Cows harmonizing)
♪ Moo, moo!
♪ Moo, moo
♪ Moo, Moo!
♪ Moo, moo
♪ Moo, moo, moo, moo!
♪ Moo, moo, moo, moo!
Oops!
Stop bumping into me, Hamilton!
(Laughing)
Sorry!
This time, you dance next to Maggie.
(Fancy music playing)
Turn.
Kick!
Ouch!
Sorry, Maggie!
It’s all right.
More moo-sic, please.
(Whispering)
(Singing classical music)
Oh.
Ah, ow!
Ow!
Are you all right, Maggie?
It’s okay, Hamilton, I'm fine.
Oh, this is terrible!
Let’s face it, I'm an awful dancer.
More room for me!
(Laughing)
Come on, I’ll show you.
No, thanks, you two dance.
I’ll just stand here and watch.
ALLAww.
But Hamilton, you love music!
It’s true, I do, I really, truly do!
But if you only knew, how it makes me blue,
to dance without a clue, oh boo!
Boo hoo!
Oh, boo, boo-hoo!
What a voice!
Bet you that pig can sing!
Sing!
Sing!
Sing?
I don’t know how to sing.
Well, I don’t know how to dance.
But I am.
What happened to the music?
We’re resting our voices.
Why don’t you sing something, Hamilton?
Do you really think I can?
Won’t know unless you try!
Oh, I don’t know.
I bet you’re a great singer, Hamilton.
But please, hurry and sing something.
I wanna keep dancing.
[ … ]
And sing loud, so I can hear you!
Stop that, Beast.
Oh, boy.
I know what we can use!
Now, everyone in Nowhere Land can hear you!
Everyone?
(Microphone feedback noises)
Here you go!
(Clearing throat)
Hello, me, me, me, me!
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo!
What are you going to sing?
I’m sure Hamilton has a special song, don’t you?
Well, there is a song.
(Clearing throat)
Here goes.
Paper flowers bloom.
(Laughing)
Can I start again?
Go ahead.
(Softly singing) ♪ Paper flowers bloom
♪ Louder, dear!
Okay, here goes.
(Softly singing) ♪ Paper flowers bloom
♪ We still can’t hear you! ♪
(Clearing throat)
Here goes.
♪ Papers flowers bloom on the walls of my room ♪
♪ When I sing my song
♪ My song, I can drive away the gloom ♪
♪ Bring the sun into my room
♪ When I sing my song
♪ When it’s dark and there’s no light ♪
♪ In my lonely room at night
♪ I just sing and soon it seems ♪
♪ There’s moonbeams spilling through ♪
♪ My window, and to you
♪ I give my song
Great googly moogly.
Hamilton really can sing.
He sure can, Beast.
Well, there it is.
You’re great!
You did it!
Fabulous, Hamilton!
♪ Paper flowers bloom
♪ On the walls of my room
♪ When I sing my song
♪ I can drive away the gloom
♪ Bring the sun into my room
♪ When I sing my song
♪ And when it’s dark and there’s no light ♪
♪ In my lonely room at night
♪ I just sing and soon it seems ♪
♪ There’s moonbeams spilling through ♪
♪ My window, and to you
♪ I give my song!
(Laughing)
HAMILTONHoo wee!
(Instrumental theme song playing)
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01x04 - Out of Water Beast/Rain, Rain, Come and Stay!/Hamilton the Ham
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A 5-year-old girl named Maggie creates her own map of an imaginary world known as Nowhere Land that, in reality, takes the characters nowhere.
A 5-year-old girl named Maggie creates her own map of an imaginary world known as Nowhere Land that, in reality, takes the characters nowhere.