01x09 - Hamilton's Pet/Slooow Motion/The Big Duck

[bunniefuu]

♪ Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪

♪ In Nowhere Land

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ Come along if you can

♪ Hey ho, come on, let’s go ♪

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ With Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪

FEROCIOUS BEASTGreat googly moogly!

(Maggie humming)

BOTHHi, Maggie!

Hi, Beast. Hi, Hamilton.

I thought we’d go down by the River of Dreams

and see if there are any fish.

You want to catch the poor little fish?

Oh, no, I thought it would be fun to tie

some food on our lines and watch them eat.

What should we feed them?

How about strawberries?

Yes, that might work.

Everybody likes strawberries.

Come on, Hamilton, get your fishing pole.

(Sighing)

I don’t have a fishing pole.

HAMILTONThat’s all right, Beast.

You can use the handle of my mop.

Oh goody!

I haven’t had one nibble on my strawberry.

I don’t think there are any fish in the River of Dreams.

(Sighing) I guess not.

(Giggling)

Hamilton, that little fish smiled at you!

Gee, Hamilton, he really likes you.

Really, you think so?

Well, I like him, too.

Hmm.

What are you doing?

I’m going to catch him.

What for?

He can be my pet.

Got him!

I’m going to call him Fishy.

Here, Maggie, hold him in the water.

I’ll be right back.

I have just the thing to keep him in.

I’m back, with your very own fish bowl.

A fish bowl?

Here Fishy, Fishy.

I have another surprise for you, Fishy.

Isn’t it wonderful?

Great googly mooglies.

How many times has Hamilton walked that fish?

I’ve stopped counting.

He doesn’t look too happy.

I think he’s hungry.

Will you watch him?

I’ll be right back.

Hello, little guy, gitchie-gitchie-goo!

You’re right, Maggie, he looks sad.

Maybe he doesn’t like wearing that bonnet.

Do you think we should tell Hamilton?

Shh, he’s here.

Come on.

Mmm, good.

Hamilton, do you think Fishy seems a little sad?

Oh, he’s just hungry.

Let me take him for a walk.

Whee!

Stop, Beast!

MAGGIEYou’re going too fast!

Oh, I’m sorry, little fish.

Did Uncle Ferocious frighten you?

It looks like Uncle Ferocious

gave little Fishy a tummy ache.

I wish I had a pet.

Beast, I’ve got an idea.

Balloons?

Yup, special balloons.

Watch!

BEASTGreat googly mooglies!

A kitty cat!

Here, Beast, this will be your pet.

Oh, thank you.

I’m going to name him...

Kitty.

And I’m going to name mine Puppy.

Now we each have a pet.

Let’s take our pets for a walk.

Good idea.

Fishy seems a bit restless.

Oh, Maggie, tie mine next to yours.

Kitty needs to rest awhile.

What’s wrong with my little Fishy?

Maybe you’re sleepy.

Close your eyes, Fishy, go to sleep.

♪ Fishy, Fishy, go to sleep ♪

♪ Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fishy ♪

(Sighs)

What’s wrong, Hamilton?

Nothing.

Then why are you so sad?
[ … ]

I don’t think my Fishy likes me anymore.

Dear Hamilton, look at me.

I think you know why your Fishy is sad,

and it isn’t because he doesn’t like you.

Then why is he sad?

Well--

He doesn’t like wearing the bonnet.

And fish don’t like milk.

And they don’t go for walks.

They like to go for swims.

MAGGIEBut most of all, I think he’s homesick.

He wants to go back into the river.

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

He’ll be just fine with me.

You’re not homesick, are you, Fishy?

Where are you going, Hamilton?

Back to where we found him.

I’m going to put him back.

You’re a very wise little pig, Hamilton.

(Sniffling)

Goodbye, Fishy.

Goodbye!

Bye-bye, little Fishy.

(Blowing nose)

(Sighing)

Did you see that?

He does like me, he does!

Of course he does.

He’s happy because he’s back in the river,

and that makes me happy, too.

Goodbye, Fishy, I’ll come and see you every day.

Let’s take our pets for another walk.

But now I don’t have a pet.

Oh, yes you do!

(Hamilton laughing)

Bunny!

(Laughing)

Thank you, Maggie, thank you!

Whee! Ya-hee!

Hey, wait up, Hamilton!

Do you think I can put a bonnet on Bunny?

I don’t see why not!

(Maggie making airplane noises)

(Airplane noises)

(Clucking like chicken)

(Clucking)

Careful, Beast!

(Clucking)

Now, stick your tongue out and close your eyes.

Like this?

This is silly.

Now skip.

I didn’t know Follow the Leader was such hard work.

It is when Maggie’s the leader.

Come on!

(Sighing)

Now run as fast as you can.

Are we nearly finished playing this game?

I’m getting tired.

(Laughing)

Come on, faster, faster!

(Giggling)

(Giggling)

Catch me if you can!

Got ya!

(Laughing)

Phew, I’m tired!

Maggie, where are we?

I don’t know.

I’ve never been here before.

Is it on the map?

We must be here.

This beach doesn’t have a name.

Maybe we should call it Rock Beach.

(Screaming)

That rock moved!

Mind-boggling.

(Giggling)

They’re not rocks, they’re turtles.

Hello there.

Hello to you too.

Can you put me back down please?

Oh, certainly, sorry.

Where are you going?

To the water.

It’s time for my swim.

Can we give you a lift?

You’d get there a lot faster.

I’m in no hurry.

I like to go slow.

That way I can truly enjoy this beautiful day.

You’re a very wise turtle, aren’t you?

It’s very important to slow down and smell the roses.

Roses?

I don’t see any roses.

I mean, if you slow down, you can enjoy the scenery.

And the roses, if there are any.

Quite right.

But there aren’t any roses here, right?

That’s right.
[ … ]

Goodbye.

So, what should we play next?

More Follow the Leader?

No!

I mean, we’ve been playing Follow the Leader all day.

Why don’t we try something new, like...

Follow the Turtle?

Good idea, Hamilton.

You don’t mind, do you?

Be my guest.

♪

This is very slow.

You just have to think like a turtle, Beast.

Think sloooow.

Think...

sloooow.

Think...

slooow.

Hello...

Haaaamilton.

How...

are...

you?

I’m...

fine...

Maggie.

(Giggling)

Very interesting.

Did you know that sand is made up of

lots and lots of very, very tiny rocks?

Really?

Oh, I mean--

Reeeeally?

(Gasping)

Look!

That must be the smallest flower in the world.

Can I smell it?

Just be very careful, Beast.

(Sniffing) Ah, lovely.

(Sneezing)

(Maggie giggles)

And that’s the smallest sneeze in the world.

I found a seashell.

I found a stripy rock.

It is striped!

Very nice.

Oooh!

TURTLEAhem.

We’re falling behind.

Come on, hurry up.

Slowpokes.

We’re at the water.

Great googly moogly, already?

It’s been very nice meeting you all.

Goodbye.

ALLGoodbye!

What are you doing, Maggie?

I’m going to add this place to my map.

BEASTIt’s a turtle.

Yup, that way we’ll remember where to come

to play Follow the Turtle again.

Now, why don’t we play Follow the Hamilton?

I’m the leader, I’m the leader!

Well?

Uh, first, we’ll...

admire the ocean.

(Sighing) Very nice.

(Both sighing) Very nice.

Now we’ll stroll back to the oasis.

BOTHNow we’ll stroll back to the oasis.

(Hamilton humming)

(Maggie and Beast humming)

(Humming)

Hi, Dream Sheep.

(Bleating)

This looks like a good spot to cross the river.

All right, here we go!

Hang on, be careful you don’t fall off.

(Gasping)

Look!

Hmm?

(Quacking)

Yikes!

Whoa! Hang on!

What was that?

(Shuddering)

It’s a duck!

A really big duck!

(Quacking)

(Teeth chattering)

Beast, don’t be afraid, it’s just a duck.

I’m not scared, it’s just--

so big and all it startled me.

(Quacking)

And so loud!

Hamilton, you’re not scared too, are you?

Oh no, certainly not, I just...

don’t like the look of her.

(Quacking)

MAGGIEDon’t be silly, she looks perfectly harmless.
[ … ]

Just to be on the safe side, maybe we should

find a different spot to cross the river.

Good idea, Hamilton.

(Giggling)

All right, let’s go some place else.

♪

This looks good.

Oooh.

No duck here.

(Quacks)

(Yelling)

Not again!

Green tangerines, why are you scared of a harmless old duck?

But she snuck up on me!

It’s true, she seems to be following us.

I wonder why.

Well, why don’t you just ask her?

Oh no, not me. Beast can.

Uh-uh, not me.

Tumbling teddy bears, you’re a ferocious beast.

You shouldn’t be afraid of anything.

You’re right, I am a ferocious beast.

I’ll show her who's the most ferocious.

That’s not what I meant.

Don’t scare her.

Let him go, Maggie. I want to see what happens.

Shh!

(Clearing throat)

(Roaring)

(Quacks)

(Screaming)

(Teeth chattering)

Beast, you shouldn’t be ferocious

at someone you don’t even know.

But she started it,

sneaking up behind me and quacking like that.

(Quacks)

We are going to go right over there and talk to her.

We?

That’s right, all of us.

Oh.

Hello there, I’m Maggie.

This is Hamilton,

and this is the Ferocious Beast.

Hi. (Nervous chuckling)

(Quacks)

Whoa.

I wish you would quit doing that.

JELLY BEANYoo-hoo, Big Duck!

(Talking over each other)

Over here! Over here!

(Quacking)

ALLHuh?

I mean, we want a ride, please.

Sorry.

(Quacks)

(Cheering)

Okay, Duck, we’re ready!

(Quacking)

Thanks, Big Duck.

Hey, it’s the Jelly Bean Team.

Mmm, I love jelly beans.

(Giggling)

(Cheering)

This is great!

Thanks!

Hooray! Hooray!

Thanks!

Farewell!

Of course.

What "of course?"

The big duck gives rides across the river.

She thought we needed a ride.

And that’s why she kept following us.

(Quacks)

Why don’t we try it out?

We don’t want to hurt her feelings.

I’m too big.

You go ahead and I’ll meet you on the other side.

Hmm.

I know!

Hamilton, you ride on the duck,

and I’ll ride over on the Beast’s back.

All aboard.

I’m not sure I uh...

Come on, there’s nothing to be afraid of.

Look at her.

Oh.

All right.

(Grunting)

Oh, is this ever soft!

You certainly are a comfy duck.

(Quacks)

Last one across is a--

--rotten egg!

Go, Beast, go!

Great googly moogly, she’s fast.

Come on, Beast, we’re almost there!

Nice try, Beast. You almost won.

How can you swim so fast?
[ … ]

Great googly moogly!

No wonder you’re such a good swimmer.

(Quacks)

You’re welcome.

Come on, Hamilton, ride’s over.

Oh Hamilton!

(Snoring)

Is it okay if we pick him up on our way back?

(Quacks)

All right, then, see you later.

Bye.

(Quacks)

(Maggie sighs)

A duck of few words.

♪