02x07 - The Funny Smile/Guess Who I Am/House for a Mouse

[bunniefuu]

♪ Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪

♪ In Nowhere Land

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ Come along if you can

♪ Hey ho, come on, let's go to Nowhere Land ♪

♪ With Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪

BEASTGreat googly moogly.

(Humming)

Good morning, Hamilton!

Oh, hello, Beast.

Hmmm, I see something's missing.

Missing?

(Gasp)

One of my spots?

No, your spots are all there.

It's your tooth.

Huh?

This one.

(Laughing)

That feels good.

(Laughing)

It makes your smile look funny.

(Gasps)

It does?

Good morning, Hamilton.

Good morning, Beast.

Hello, Maggie.

Hello.

Do you have something in your mouth, Beast?

Show her, Beast.

Show me what?

I don't want to. I look funny.

No, you don't.

I do when I smile.

Hamilton said so.

(Nervous laughter)

Did I say that?

Yes, and you laughed.

How could you?

Well, I didn't think it would hurt his feelings.

Sorry, Beast.

Let me see your smile.

Well, alright, but don't laugh.

I won't, I promise.

Okay, okay.

Oh, you've lost your first tooth.

I know, what will I do if I can't find it?

Don't worry, Beast.

It's just a baby tooth.

Another tooth will grow back in its place.

See, these teeth use to be baby teeth.

Hmmm

They still look like babies to me.

No, there use to be a big space there when they fell out.

Don't you remember?

No.

I know, what about that picture, Maggie?

In the scrapbook.

Oh, yeah.

Let's show him, Hamilton.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Let's see now.

I think it's near the front.

Here it is.

I took that picture.

That's how I use to look.

(Laughing)

Funny, huh?

Like me.

(Laughing)

Yep, like you,

and I want to put a picture

of your smile right beside mine.

Okay, Maggie.

I'll get the camera.

(Grunting)

Do you need some help, Hamilton?

Yes.

Could you hold this please?

Sure... whoa.

Hey, I can see my reflection in Hamilton's kettle.

Oh...

I found it.

Good, okay, Beast.

Give us your biggest, most ferocious smile.

Beast?

Where'd he go?

I don't know.

Beast?

Beast?

We want to take your picture.

Why is he hiding all of a sudden?

Beast, where are you?

BEASTI'm not telling!

Over there, come on.

This is very peculiar.

It certainly is.

(Gasps)

Maggie, look.
[ … ]

A beast spot.

And where there's a Beast spot,

you're sure to find--

Aah!

Beast.

Are you coming out to have your picture taken or not?

Not.

Oh, well, you should have said something

before I went to all the trouble of digging up my camera.

What's the matter, Beast?

Don't you want to be in the scrapbook?

No, I'm the strangest thing I've ever seen.

That's not true.

What about the humungous fungus?

You mean that giant mushroom?

The humongous fungus doesn't have a missing tooth,

and it doesn't have an awful smile like mine.

An awful smile?

You have a special smile, Beast.

And it's a nice, big smile.

Besides, mushrooms don't have teeth.

And I want to have a picture of it

because it will never look like this again.

Please?

I'm sorry, but I'm not smiling again

until my new tooth grows in.

(Sighing)

Hamilton, I have a joke for you.

Why did the jelly roll?

I don't know.

Because it saw the apple turnover.

(Laughing)

I get it.

(Beast laughing)

BEASTJelly roll?

(Laughing)

Jelly roll.

(Laughing)

Jelly roll.

Thank you.

Huh?

No fair, no fair, no fair.

Beast, before you say anything,

I want you to look at this picture, please?

Oh, all right.

Oh, I do have a nice smile.

That's what I told you, silly.

Maggie, do I have a nice smile?

(Laughing)

Hamilton, you have a very nice smile,

and I think all our smiles should

be together in one picture.

Okay, get ready.

Say Cheese.

ALLCheese.

HAMILTON:Quit it.

Uh, oh.

BEAST:Quit it.

I said stop.

I said stop.

Oof.

I mean it.

I mean it.

(Scream of frustration)

(Mocking scream of frustration)

Hi, Hamilton.

Hi, Beast.

Maggie, thank goodness you're here.

Please tell him to stop.

Maggie, thank goodness you're here.

Please tell him to stop.

Stop what?

Stop saying everything I'm saying.

Stop saying everything I'm saying.

Hmmm, Hamilton, come with me.

You know the Beast is just doing it for fun,

to get your goat.

My goat?

My goat?

Oh!

Oh.

(Laughing)

I just mean he's doing it to bug you

that's what "get your goat" means.

You shouldn't let it bother you.

Ah ha!

I know what I'll do, just watch.

I'll get him back at his own game.

I don't know if that's a good idea, Hamilton.

Maybe not, but I'll have fun trying.

You're a copy cat.

You're a copy cat.

You're a copy cat.

You're a copy cat.

You're a copy cat.

You're a copy cat.

You're a copy cat.

You're a copy cat.

I was afraid this would happen.

Hamilton?
[ … ]

Yes, Maggie?

Yes, Maggie?

Oh!

Oh.

Dear Hamilton, if you don't say anything at all,

he can't copy you.

Hmmm!

Okay, good idea, Maggie.

Go on.

Hmph!

Hmph!

Oh!

Oh...

I don't look like that.

I don't look like that.

Maggie!

Maggie.

Oh...

Oh...

Great googly moogly. Great googly moogly.

(Laughing)

Pumpkin muffins are my favourite thing.

What are you doing?

Why, I'm the Ferocious Beast.

Look at all my beautiful spots.

(Laughing)

I don't talk like that,

and I don't walk like that either.

Don't get mad, Beast.

It's just a game, and we can all play.

Guess who I am.

(Pig squeal)

Huh?

I don't know.

Hooey, I love baking pumpkin muffins.

You're Hamilton.

You're me.

Right.

Okay, guess who I am.

A kitty?

A turkey?

An antelope?

Huh?

An antelope.

An antelope?

What's an antelope look like?

I'm not sure.

It's something like a llama.

Well, you're both wrong.

I'll give you a hint.

(Quacking)

BOTHYou're the big duck!

Right!

(Giggling)

That was great, Hamilton.

My turn, my turn.

Guess who I am.

Boing, boing, boing!

A frog.

A grasshopper.

A really big grasshopper.

No.

A monkey?

(Laughing)

No.

I'll give you a hint.

Let's see.

Do you know my name?

That's our new game.

I like to rhyme,

and I do it all the time.

BOTHNedley!

(Laughing)

Good rhyming, Beast.

Rhyming is hard.

I don't know Nedley does it all the time.

Me neither.

Let me try a rhyme.

Um... uh...

My name is Hamilton,

and I like baking pumpkin muffins for you.

If you're hungry, I don't mind you taking more than two.

(Laughing)

That was great, Hamilton.

See, it's fun pretending to be anyone you want.

Well, I'm too big to pretend to be Rudy,

and I can't think of who else to be.

Let me try. Ready?

(Opera singing) Guess who I am.

Moo, moo, moo, moo...

That's easy.

You're one of the Moo sisters.

Yes, but which one?

Moo, moo...

(Laughing)

You're Millicent.

Right.

Millicent sings the highest.

Moo...

(Laughing)
[ … ]

I'm Mavis.

And I'm Marge!

(Laughing)

I've got another one.

Guess who I am.

Is that it?

I have no idea.

Well, we give up, Beast.

Who are you?

I'm a pumpkin muffin.

No fair, that's a thing, not a person.

But it's my favourite thing.

But it's my favourite thing.

Hamilton.

Hamilton.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Maggie.

Maggie.

I'm sorry, Beast, but you started it.

Stop copying me.

Stop copying me.

No, you stop copying me.

No, you stop copying me.

Argh!

Argh!

Quit it.

Quit it.

Copy cat.

Copy cat.

Copy cat.

Copy Cat.

We're right back where we started.

That was delicious, Hamilton.

I love cheese sandwiches with the crust cut off.

You're welcome.

(Yawning)

I think I'll have a nap.

I like napping after lunch.

Gee, Rudy, it doesn't look very homey in there.

Yes, it doesn't look cozy at all.

Oh, it'll do.

Although, sometimes it get so damp my hat droops.

Bye.

ALLBye Rudy.

(Sighing)

Hamilton, what gave you the idea

to make Rudy a gingerbread house?

Well, he has been a good friend,

and he lives in that tree hollow.

It's not very cozy.

Hamilton, I think it's a wonderful idea,

and I want to help.

Please stop, Maggie.

You're eating Rudy's font door.

May I lick the bowl?

Oh...

Yes, now let me get this in the baking pans,

and we'll start putting Rudy's house together.

Oh, Hamilton, this is so much fun.

I didn't know you could glue

the gingerbread walls together with sugar water.

Let's put the roof on.

Maggie, brush that sugar water on

the edges before I put the roof on.

(Humming)

Oh, Hamilton, Rudy is going to be so happy.

Where are my gingerbread window boxes?

Oh, were they window boxes?

I thought they were just extra pieces.

So...?

So, I ate them.

(Laughing)

I think I have a few extra pieces here.

Okay, now please, Beast, no more samples.

Let me help mix the icing.

I'll help too.

I'll lick all the icing bowls.

Oh, Hamilton, it's truly a work of art.

Look, Beast, there are even

little flowers in the window boxes.

(sounds of deliciousness)

Thank you, Maggie.

There, it's finished.

Now, let's lift it onto the wagon.

Careful, Maggie.

Alright, Hamilton.

Safe and sound.

We'll cover it with this and be on our way.

I can't wait until Rudy sees it.

Be careful, Beast.

Try not to hit any bumps.

Yes, Hamilton.

Stop, Beast.

The gingerbread house is going to fall.

Okay, Beast, Hamilton and I will

try and hold it steady, go.

Okay, I'll be careful.

Whoa! Beast, whoa!

What's wrong now?
[ … ]

Go slower so we can steady the wagon.

Okay, here we go.

We made it.

Rudy.

Rudy, where are you?

Hi, everybody.

What's going on?

Great googly moogly,

wait until you see what Hamilton made for you.

Well, Maggie and I helped,

but it was mostly Hamilton.

Gee, it isn't my birthday.

It's nice to get a present when you're not expecting one.

Now, turn around and close your eyes

while we get it ready.

(pondering music)

Okay, Rudy.

(Gasps)

Is it... for me?

It's so beautiful.

Step inside and look around.

(Excited laughter)

RUDYOh, wow. This is great.

Do you really like it?

Are you kidding?

(Nose blowing)

Gee, I don't know how to thank you all.

Hamilton is the one to thank.

We just helped a little.

(Laughing)

Hamilton even had to make two sets of window boxes.

I ate the first ones.

(All laughing)

I guess we'd better be going and give you time to move in.

I wish I could invite you in,

but the place is a bit small.

(Laughing)

Bye, Rudy.

See you soon.

Away we go.

So long, thanks a lot.

So, where would you like to go today?

(Sighing)

Honestly, I don't feel like doing anything.

I'm exhausted after making Rudy's house yesterday.

How about making some of that

wonderful gingerbread for Maggie and me?

Absolutely not.

I won't be baking any gingerbread for a long time.

Gee, I only got to eat those teeny-weeny window boxes.

Please Hamilton?

(Laughing)

I'm afraid you're going to have to wait a while, Beast.

Oh, alright.

Hi, friends.

ALLHi, Rudy.

What are you doing here?

Uhh... just thought I'd stop by.

How did you sleep last night in your new house?

Well, I didn't get much sleep.

I had a few friends over to play.

That's nice.

Did they enjoy the house?

Hamilton, I'm so ashamed.

I don't know how to tell you.

We ate it.

What did you eat?

The house.

You ate my house?

No, Hamilton.

Rudy ate his house.

You gave it to him, remember?

Oh, yes, of course.

Hamilton, I'm so sorry.

I don't know how it happened.

We were sitting there and then one of my friends

broke off a piece of the windowsill,

and that's how it started.

I feel so awful, really I do.

Maybe you ate too much gingerbread?

(crying)

Before I knew what was happening

we were munching on the walls

and then the roof

and then the porch.

(Sobbing)

(Laughing)

Oh, please, Hamilton, forgive me?

(Laughing)

For what?

You loved my gingerbread.

I'm flattered.

(Laughing)

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