02x09 - Ride 'Em Cowboy!/Right Next Door/Hamilton's Sailboat

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♪ Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪

♪ In Nowhere Land

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ Come along if you can

♪ Hey, ho, come on, let’s go ♪

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ With Maggie and the Ferocious Beast! ♪

BEASTGreat googly moogly!

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Beast, stop pacing.

I can’t help it. I’m so excited!

Alright, alright!

Where is it, Maggie?

Right here!

Little Dodge City!

♪ I’m headin' out ♪

♪ To Little Dodge City!

Yeehaw!

We have to wait for Nedley and Rudy!

And don’t forget the Jelly Bean Team!

We’re gonna meet them in Little Dodge City!

Oh, my!

I have to get ready for a rootin’ tootin' good time!

(Giggling)

Howdy, folks!

Lend an ear. Rootin’ tootin’ Nedley's here!

BEAST/MAGGIEYee haw!

Practice, Hamilton, practice!

Here comes Rudy!

Hi, everybody!

BEAST/MAGGIEHi, Rudy!

Let’s hit the trail, partner!

Happy trails, wild and gritty!

Destination, Little Dodge City!

ALLYeehaw!

Let’s mount up!

Everybody climb on!

You too, Rudy!

Gee, thanks.

Are we forming a posse?

(Laughing) No!

Maggie, what’s a posse?

It’s a group who joins together to catch the bad guys.

You don’t think we'll run into any bad guys, do you, Maggie?

I’m sure we won't, Hamilton.

Don’t worry, it’s going to be great.

Giddy up!

(Everyone cheering)

Oh!

Whoa!

Tumblin’ tumbleweeds!

This place looks completely deserted!

(Jelly Beans cheering)

MAGGIEThe Jelly Bean Team!

BEASTI love Jelly Beans.

Hey, Jelly Beans, what are you up to?

We gotta catch us some bad guys!

Bad guys??

Oh, can I go too, Maggie?

(Laughing) Of course!

GREEN BEANWe’ll see you later! We gotta ride!

(Jelly Beans whooping)

If they find any bad guys,

I hope they won’t bring them back here.

(Laughing) Let’s have a look around!

Hmm.

I hope they have a place where we can square dance.

We’ll start with the Yellow Rose Cafe.

Come on!

(Giggling)

Oh, I’m not sure about this.

This looks like a great place for a square dance.

Oh!

Hooee!

Maggie, put me on top of the piano so I can see!

MAGGIEAlright!

There you go!

(Piano music)

♪ When that man sits down to play ♪

♪ At the Yellow Rose Cafe

♪ He can tickle those ivories and that magic sound ♪

♪ Brings all the cowheads and their ladies around ♪

♪ He plays ragtime with a splash of jazz ♪

♪ Everybody calls him Mr. Razzamatazz ♪

♪ He makes that piano sound so grand ♪

♪ They call him Mr. Music of Nowhere Land! ♪

(Jelly Beans cheering)

I vote we go that-a-way!

Why?

’Cause we had no luck going this-a-way.

Aww, no bad guys?

Gee, we gotta find one bad guy.

VOICEGet off me, you little hornets.

What the-- get out of here!

Leave me alone!

Ah, get out of here!

Howdy. I’m Big Bad Bushkin, and I’m a bad guy.

What are you gonna do about it?

BEASTWow, a real bad guy!
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We’re the Jelly Bean Posse. We’re lookin' for bad guys!

Could you please let us bring you back to our friends?

Oh, alright, I’ll let you bring me in.

Why do they call you Big Bad Bushkin?

Cause I never take a bath.

Oh!

That is bad!

PURPLELet’s get going!

(Jelly Beans cheering)

BEASTYeehaw!

(Piano music)

♪ All join hands and circle to the right ♪

♪ Spin a little faster, hang on tight ♪

♪ Turn the west, turn to the east ♪

♪ Come on, Maggie, stomp like the Beast! ♪

(Gasping)

Hmm?

Can somebody please help me?

I’m stuck!

Look, Maggie, a real live bandit!

I told you we’d catch us a bad guy, Miss Maggie!

Are you sure he’s a bad guy?

Just because he has a mask doesn’t make him a bandit.

All raccoons have masks.

What’s your name?

They call me Big Bad Bushkin!

Well, my, oh, my. A real live bad guy!

Are you a cattle rustler?

Nope.

Why do they call you Big Bad Bushkin?

Because I never take a bath!

That’s not much of a problem.

Why don’t you take a bath?

We take baths all the time!

I love baths!

It’s a nice way to feel clean!

I never thought of it.

I’ll prepare you a nice bubble bath right now!

(Bubbling noise)

Mr. Bushkin, you look terrific!

Hey, guys, doesn’t he look great?

Yeah, I guess so.

What’s wrong?

We caught us the bad guy in Little Dodge City,

and now you cleaned him up,

and he isn’t Big Bad Bushkin anymore.

(Everyone laughing)

Come on, cheer up!

Haven’t we all had fun?

Yeah.

Now, I think we should end a perfect day with a square dance!

(Piano music)

(Jelly Beans cheering)

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(Humming)

Ah, home sweet home!

That really spruces up the place, I think.

Oh!

I want a home sweet home.

You’ve been saying that all week, Beast.

All of Nowhere Land is your home.

(Sighing)

It’s not the same as having a place of my own.

I think you’re right, Beast.

Really?

So, I’ve got a surprise for you.

Thank you, Maggie.

Phew!

How do you like it?

I like it very much!

Hmm.

What is it?

It’s the door to your home!

But that’s all of Nowhere Land.

I know, and now he has a doorway to it!

Oh, I see. That’s a great idea, Maggie!

Go in, Beast!

(Giggling)

I’m stuck!

Oh!

(Grunting)

(Groaning)

(Giggling)

Ooh!

It’s nice and cozy!

And look at all the storage space!

And when you want some quiet time alone,

you just shut your door!

Maggie? Hamilton?

Are you still out there?

Hey, Beast!

Did you see this?

BEASTOh, hello, Maggie!

When someone sends you a letter, it goes through here!

BEASTLetters?

I’ll be getting letters? When, Maggie, when?

I think something will be coming

in the mail for you very soon!

Hamilton, are you done?
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HAMILTONI’ll be right there, Maggie!

It’s not a long letter.

But I wrote it with a red pen, so, it’s quite special.

I know Beast will love it, Hamilton.

Oh, dear, it doesn’t have a postage stamp.

Hmm, wait, I think I have one.

Here you go.

Thanks, Maggie.

You’re welcome.

There. How long will it take before he has it?

He’ll get it very soon!

He’s the next stop on my letter route.

(Laughing)

Oh, goodie!

(Sighing)

(Gasping)

I’ve got mail!

I’ve got mail!

Maggie was right!

I wonder who it’s from.

(Giggling)

BEASTMaggie, I can’t open my letter!

I’ll help you, Beast.

Oh, listen to this!

"Dear Beast, I’m glad to have you

"as my new next-door neighbour,

"signed, your next-door neighbour, Hamilton."

Oh, that was wonderful!

I must tell Hamilton that I got his letter!

I got your letter, Hamilton.

I know.

When someone sends you a letter,

you should send one back to them.

Maggie?

HAMILTONYoohoo, do you need my address?

(Laughing)

Maggie, can you help me write a letter?

MAGGIEOf course, Beast!

What would you like to say?

Hmm.

Dear...

...my next door neighbour, Hamilton...

HAMILTON"How are you?

"I would like to invite you and Maggie

"to come to my house for pumpkin tarts!"

Oh, how neighbourly!

"P.S. Please bring pumpkin tarts,

"and bring the table to put them on,

"and a door mat to wipe your feet.

"Do you have an oil can, Hamilton?

"My door is squeaky."

MAGGIEThat’s the nice thing about having neighbours :

you can share things back and forth.

But all he’s got is a door!

And now he’ll have all my things!

Don’t worry, Hamilton,

I’ll make sure everything gets returned home safely.

And what about these tarts?

I’m all out of pumpkin.

MAGGIEHmm, I’ve got an idea.

We’ll get my wagon and go to the pumpkin patch.

When are they coming?

Huh?

Maggie? Hamilton?

Oh!

They’ve gone somewhere without me.

Hmm!

That’s what happens when you sit inside.

You miss out on everything!

HAMILTONNo one ever did this for me when I moved to the Oasis.

That’s because you didn't have a nice neighbour like yourself.

I’m afraid I haven't been very neighbourly.

After all, Beast was nice enough to invite us over.

Come on, let’s hurry.

Hello, we’re here!

Beast!

Beast must be out in his yard somewhere.

Then he shouldn’t leave his door open.

Come on, Hamilton, let’s look for him!

Okay.

(Sniffling)

(Sighing)

HAMILTONThere he is, Maggie!

MAGGIEBeast!

Maggie? Hamilton!

We’ve been looking all over for you!

When you invite guests, you’re supposed to stay home!

I didn’t want to.

What’s the matter, Beast?

I’ve been thinking, and I’ve decided

that I’m not a house Beast, I’m an outdoor Beast.

And you’re also a Ferocious Beast.

(Giggling)

Now, what do we do with all these tarts?

We’ll have a picnic, Hamilton.

Alright!

HAMILTONSounds good to me!

Mmm!

These tarts are delicious!

Thank you.
[ … ]

(Laughing)

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(Maggie laughing)

MAGGIEYou’re free! Fly away!

BEASTGoodbye, bubbles!

HAMILTONSo long!

Farewell!

Bye bye!

Fly away!

There they go!

They sure love getting out of that bottle, don’t they?

(Laughing) They sure do!

It must be very crowded in there.

(Gulls cawing)

BEASTWhere do you think they’re going?

Wherever the wind takes them.

Hmm, I want the wind to take me somewhere.

(Laughing)

I don’t think this wand is powerful enough

to do that, Beast.

(Wind blowing)

Aww!

Hmm!

Wait a minute!

I know how the wind can take us all the way.

Don’t go anywhere, I’ll be right back!

(Humming)

There, one deluxe sailboat!

Just wait until Maggie and the Beast see this!

Here’s one!

A flat stone works the best.

And you hold it like this with your fingers around the edge.

Okay?

Uh huh, okay.

And if you throw it just the right way...

It skips across the water just like that.

Alright? Now you show me your way.

Okay. A round stone works the best.

I put it in front of my foot like this, see?

Uh-huh.

And if you kick it just the right way...

It goes, "Kerplunk," just like that.

(Laughing)

(Gasping)

BOTHOh!

MAGGIEVery nice!

BEASTAre you the Captain, Hamilton?

Yes, I am!

And you’re my crew!

(Laughing) Good catch, Beast!

(Giggling)

Thank you!

Don’t forget your life jacket!

Oh, boy!

Today, I’m Maggie the Sailor!

(Humming)

Tada!

(Laughing)

HAMILTONCome on, now, climb aboard!

Ready!

HAMILTONIt’s time to set sail!

Where are we going, Captain?

Wherever the wind takes us, Maggie.

Just like bubbles!

Oh! Beast!

(Laughing) Yep, just like bubbles!

Okay, let’s go!

Hoist the sail!

BOTHAye aye, Captain!

Thar she blows!

There, that’ll hold it.

Batten down the hatches!

What does he mean, Maggie?

We have to make sure

that nothing is going to fall overboard.

But there is nothing to fall overboard.

Prepare to come about!

What does that mean?

It means we’re turning around.

Watch out, Beast, you’re in the way!

I’m not sure I like the Captain’s orders.

I think I’d like to go back to shore.

That’s what I'm trying to do.

Hmm!

What happened to the wind?

It stopped!

And so did we!

What are we going to do now, Captain?

Uh...

I don’t know!

Did you bring any paddles?

Well, no.

The wind was supposed to carry us back to shore.

I think it ran out of breath.

And we’re out in the middle of the pond now.

I don’t want to get wet.

We’re going to have to work together.

Hmm.

Beast, why don’t you sit on the stern and kick?

Aye aye, Captain!
[ … ]

What’s a stern?

It’s the back of the boat.

That’s where you're sitting now, Beast.

Oh.

Whoa!

(Screaming)

MAGGIE/HAMILTONBeast! Stop, Beast!

Great googly moogly, are we there already?

No, we didn’t go anywhere.

Oh, you’re right.

What should we do now, Captain?

I’m trying to figure it out, Beast.

I was just asking.

(Sighing) I want to go home!

Maggie, I don’t think I want to be Captain anymore.

Alright, Hamilton, I’ll be Captain.

I’m sorry, Maggie. This is all my fault.

That’s alright. You didn't know this would happen.

There was a lot of wind when we started out.

Now there isn’t any wind!

BEASTLet me try!

(Blowing)

Hooee!

I think you’ve got enough wind to get us back to shore, Beast!

Take a deep breath and blow into the sail!

Okay!

(Breath whistling) We’re sailing again!

HAMILTONGo, Beast, go!

(Beast panting) MAGGIEOkay, Beast, you can do it!

Give us another one!

BEAST, INHALINGOkay!

(Breath whistling)

Yay, you did it!

We made it!

Thank you, Beast!

(Panting) You’re welcome!

HAMILTON Let’s do it again!

Uh-uh, I don’t have enough wind left to go sailing.

I’m hungry.

I think we should get you something to eat.

Alright.

(Giggling)

Great idea, Maggie.

I think I have some pumpkin ripple ice cream!

Come on!

We’ll have a picnic on the beach!

(Everyone cheering)

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