03x13 - The Bunny Slippers/The Windy Day/Nedley's Glasses

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Maggie and the Ferocious Beast". Aired: August 26, 2000 – June 9, 2002.*
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A 5-year-old girl named Maggie creates her own map of an imaginary world known as Nowhere Land that, in reality, takes the characters nowhere.
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03x13 - The Bunny Slippers/The Windy Day/Nedley's Glasses

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♪ Maggie and the Ferocious Beast in Nowhere Land ♪

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ Come along if you can!

♪ Hey-ho come on let’s go to Nowhere Land ♪

♪ With Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪

BEASTGreat googly moogly!

Are you sure you have everything, Hamilton?

Hmm. Let’s see.

Sleeping bag. Check.

Cookies, milk.

Mm!

Check!

Flashlight. Check.

Bunny slippers. Check.

Hey, look! I packed mine too.

Oh, I like yours, Maggie.

Aren’t you going to pack your slippers, Beast?

No.

Why not, Beast?

I don’t know where they are.

We can find them.

You don’t have to.

(Gasping)

Here they are!

What were they doing there?

(Nervously chuckling)

Ah, there. All packed.

Really, Hamilton, I don’t need them.

Nonsense. They’ll keep your feet warm.

We should get going. We don’t want to be late.

Move out! Yay!

(Both cheering)

Where are they? It’s getting late.

MAGGIEHi, Rudy!

Hello!

Hello, Rudy.

Welcome to my annual Sleepover in Cheese Town.

(Cheering)

We better hurry and set up.

What can we do, Hamilton?

We can all start by rolling out our sleeping bags.

(Laughing)

Hey! Help!

Hmph!

Ah!

Look, Rudy. Hamilton and I have the same slippers.

(Gasping) Wait a minute!

I have bunny slippers too!

What?

You just pulled your slippers over your boots.

Yeah, so?

I just thought it was funny,

since your boots don’t come off.

Well, I just like them.

Come on, everyone. Let’s have our bedtime snack.

Beast, aren’t you going to have your cookie?

(Sighing)

Is something the matter?

No.

Hmm.

(Gasping)

I bet I can make some bunny ears out of paper.

I could tape them to your slippers.

Then you’d have bunny slippers too!

Oh, I’ll make the tails.

There.

Aren’t they cute?

HAMILTONWow, Maggie, they look terrific!

Yes, I love the floppy ears. Don’t you, Beast?

I guess.

But I wish I had real bunny slippers like all of you.

Dear Beast. Maybe you’ll feel better about them

in the morning.

(Yawning)

We’d better go to bed.

Goodnight everyone.

MAGGIEGoodnight, Rudy.

(Sighing)

Goodnight, Hamilton. Goodnight, Beast.

Goodnight, everybody.

(Sighing)

Goodnight.



Hey, Beast. What’s your problem?

Ah!

Aren’t we good enough for you?

No. It’s just, I just wish

you were real bunny slippers.

Oh, we’re not real bunny slippers.

Do you know how hard it is

to find bunny slippers to fit your feet?

We’ve served you so well, keeping your big feet warm,

and this is the thanks we get?

I’m sorry, I just wish I had slippers like the others.

Sometimes, it’s good to be a little different.

Well, you are warm and cozy.

Yeah. And we’re cute too.

Maggie did a good job drawing you,

but you’re still not real bunny slippers.

(Both grunting)
[ … ]

Yeah, well, can real bunny slippers do this?

Hit it.



Great googly moogly!

Even Maggie’s slippers can’t dance.

BOTHWe knew you’d like it.

(Yawning)

Must be getting late.

Maybe we’d better get some sleep.

That’s a good idea. Goodnight, bunny slippers.

BOTHGoodnight, Beast.

(Yawning)

Good morning, Maggie.

Good morning, Beast. Did you sleep well?

Oh, yes, I slept very well.

I’m sorry your bunny slippers aren’t real, Beast.

What do you mean? I love them!

I knew you’d feel better about them in the morning.

They’re the best slippers in Nowhere Land.

(Laughing)

(Yawning)

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning, Hamilton.

Hamilton, it’s not windy enough.

HAMILTONOh, there’ll be a breeze, I just know it.

Kites don’t need very much wind.

Yes, but they need something.

Come on, let’s do something else.

I found it!

I’m sure a breeze will come along.

Now, hold this up and I’ll run.

Hold it up higher!

Oh, boy!

(Gasping)

(Laughing)

See? I told you.

(Grunting)

There is no wind!

Oh! Oh, Beast, I feel something!

Try again!

Hmm.

I’m ready.

Okay.

I told you there was a breeze coming!

Wow!

Yippee!

(Grunting)

Careful, Hamilton.

HAMILTONWhoa!

Whoa!

(Both grunting)

It’s getting very windy!

We better reel it in!

Uh-oh.

(Both gasping)

Oh, no!

Oh, oh!

(Panting)

Oh, no!

It’s gone!

Oh.

(Gasping)

My box!

Got it.

Oh, thank you, Beast.

Wow, it sure is windy today.

It sure is.

Where can we go to get out of this wind?

Maybe we can find somewhere on the map?

Good idea, Maggie.

Ah!

Hurry! We have to catch it!

(Grunting)

(Panting)

I’ve got it!

No, I don’t.

Oh!

Hamilton, Beast, come on! It’s getting away!

Where did it go, Maggie?

There it is.

Come on.



I’ve got it!

Eep!

Oh.

No, I don’t!

Oh, I almost had it.

It’s this wind!

(Gasping)

There it is. Quick, get on.

Hurry, Beast!

No, no, no! It’s gone.

What if we never find it?

We’ll find it, Maggie.

I’m not sure which way to go without the map.

We can still find our way around.

What if we get lost looking for it?

(Gasping)

We know how to get to Cheese Town,

and that’s in the same direction as the wind.
[ … ]

Let’s ask Rudy if he’s seen the map.

Good idea, Beast.

Thank you.

Come on, Maggie. We’ll find it.

Hi, Rudy.

Hi, guys.

Have you seen Maggie’s map?

No, why?

It blew away.

Oh, no! I haven’t seen it!

Oh.

Where could it be?

I’m sorry, Maggie.

It’s okay, Rudy. It’s not anyone's fault.

Sometimes things get lost.

We’d better keep looking.

Thanks, anyway, Rudy.

Okay. Good luck.

There’s no sign of it anywhere.

(Sighing)

Can we make another map, Maggie?

(Sighing)

I’ll never remember everything that was on it.

It was drawn on a piece of paper that my dad gave me.

It’s very special.

(Gasping)

Hamilton... Ow!

isn’t that your kite up there?

Oh, yes, it is!

Ooh-whee!

And look at that bird’s nest there.

Why does it look so strange?

(Squawking)

It’s the map!

Hello, there.

Um, you have our friend’s map.

(Squawking)

I don’t think he wants you to take it, Hamilton.

I can see that, Beast.

Why don’t you trade the kite for the map?

Good idea, Beast.

Thank you.

Oh, dear. Okay.

I can do this.

Here you go.

Yay! Hurray!

Thank you for getting my map back, Hamilton.

I’m so happy we found it.

Me too.

Me three!

(Laughing)

I’m hungry. Can we go home now?

Of course.

And if we get lost, I can always check my map.

Bye-bye! Bye now.

Goodbye. (Squawking)

Maggie, what did Rudy say?

Tell me again, I don’t understand.

Neither do I, Maggie.

(Giggling)

Rudy just said he was going

to bring Nedley over this afternoon.

Bring Nedley over?

What does that mean? Why can’t he come on his own?

We’ll just have to wait and see.

(Quacking)

(Laughing)

(Grunting)

Here they come!

Maggie, what are they doing?

It looks like Rudy is leading Nedley along.

Nedley is down!

He’s up again.

Hmm, is he wearing glasses?

Shh! Here they come.

This was, Nedley. Careful.

Sorry, I know we’re overdue.

Hi, there, Maggie. Is that you?

Uh, I’m over here, Nedley.

Are you all right?

Thank you, Maggie. Believe me, I’m fine.

Today, I feel like the world is mine.

(Sighing)

Uh, Nedley, does this have anything to do

with the glasses you’re wearing?

To answer your question, if you’ll agree,

they add a touch of maturity.

But Nedley, you can’t see with them.

Beast is right. Those glasses are not right for you.

These glasses are fine. It’s just that they're new.

My eyes will adjust in a day or two.

(Gasping)

Nedley, are you all right?

Did a doctor give you those glasses?

No. Then where did you get them?

I found them at a place we all knowThe Land of Lost Things,

where all lost things go.

But rabbits don’t wear glasses.

That’s right, Rudy.

Rabbits have excellent vision because they eat carrots!
[ … ]

I don’t need glasses to help me see,

but they do add a touch of dignity.

No more talk about glasses, let’s be on our way.

Will someone please tell me where we’re going today?

Let’s go fishing. I’m ready.

(Laughing)

Um, Nedley, you’re facing the wrong way.

Oh, so I am.

(Laughing)

Oh! Whoo!

(Laughing)

I’ll pack up the fishing gear and we’ll be ready to go.

(Laughing)

Maggie, what are we going to do?

He’s fallen in the river three times since we got here.

Shh! He’ll hear you.

Nedley, are you drying out?

Oh, yes. My eyes need some time to adjust,

but I’ll wear these glasses, it’s an absolute must.

Nedley, you’re making me a nervous wreck.

I’m afraid with those glasses, you’ll break your neck.

Hamilton.

(Laughing)

We must keep an eye on him so he doesn’t fall in again.

He really believes those glasses do something for his image.

Oh! Oh! I’ve got a fish.

I’ve got a fish! Oof!

It must be big, it weighs a tonne!

Yes, it is. Look at the size of that one.

(Grunting)

Isn’t that a beauty?

MAGGIENedley, that isn’t a fish,

it’s an old rubber boot.

Oh.

Yes, so it is.

Honestly, Nedley, you should consider

getting rid of those glasses.

Never.

(Yawning)

I’m tired of fishing.

The fish have eaten all our strawberries anyway.

I agree. So, what are we going to do now?

Hmm. How about a game of Hide-and-Go-Seek?

Good idea!

Look who’s coming!

ALLHup, hup, up!

Who is it?

Is anybody in there?

Is that one of the jelly beans?

It’s me, Green!

Would you jelly beans like to join us

in a game of Hide-and-Go-Seek?

Yeah! Let’s play!

Hmm. Let’s see who will be it.

One potato, two potato, three potato, four.

Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more.

My mother says I should pick you!

♪ Nedley’s It! Nedley’s It! ♪

Okay, Nedley, stand against that tree,

close your eyes and count to ten.

And don’t look!

(Hamilton laughing)

Shh!

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten.

Ready or not, here I come!

Um...

(Yawning)

Is that you, Hamilton?

Oh, for goodness sake, Nedley.

We’re all here in front of you.

Please, Nedley, you can’t see with those glasses.

Yeah, take them off, Nedley.

Never!

Give me the glasses, Nedley!

Never!

Nedley, you can’t wear somebody else’s glasses.

Now give them to me!

Ohh.

Trust me. I have a plan.

(Nedley groaning)

Come on, Nedley, Maggie has a plan.

Yeah. A plan! Trust her.

(Groaning)

I’m just going to take the lenses out. Now try them.

Oh!

Thank you, Maggie, for removing the glass.

It’s the frames that give me a touch of class.

You’re welcome.

I still look great, and now I can see.

You’re a really good friend for helping me.

ALLHooray for Maggie!

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