04x13 - Dance Puppy Dance

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♪♪ Strawberry Shortcake ♪

♪ She's a berry bitty girl ♪

♪ with berry big possibilities ♪

♪ And fruit filled fun ♪

♪ is the secret to her recipe ♪

♪ She may be small ♪

♪ No task is too tall ♪

♪ She'll be your best bud ♪

♪ Just give her a call ♪

♪ Strawberry Shortcake ♪

♪ Strawberry Short... ♪

♪ She may be small but... ♪

♪ no task is too tall ♪

♪ for Strawberry ♪

♪ Shortcake ♪♪

All(Giggling)

This video of Pup's dog show is awesome!

Just think, guys. If we like their dancing,

and everyone at the dog show liked their dancing,

people on the berryweb are gonna love their dancing!

You want to post the video on your BerryBestBits page?

If it's okay with you, Plum.

But...

The music on this video is kinda hard to hear, especially with all the barking.

That's okay; I'll just use some other music instead.

You can't use just any music; it has to match the dancing.

Oh. Yeah. I hadn't thought of that.

Wait a minute. We happen to have our very own world

famous singer composer right here in Berry Bitty City.

I bet she'd be happy to write us a new song!

(Sigh)

♪♪We love our queen... ♪

♪She's never mean...♪

♪She's super clean...♪

♪...Like a big green bean...?♪♪

(Off key notes)

UGH! Why is this so HARD?!

Hiya, Cherry.

Oh. Hi, guys.

Is everything okay?

Sure. Except...

No, it's HORRIBLE!

I've been asked to write a special song to help

the Queen of Berryvania celebrate her reign.

It should be easy, but it's so much pressure.

I can't come up with anything!

Oh, uh, maybe we shouldn't bother you then...

No! No, that's okay. I need a break anyway. Maybe it'll help me clear my head.

Well if you're sure...

See I've got this dancin' doggies video and I wanna post it to my

BerryBestBits page only the music's too quiet so I was

thinkin' that maybe you could compose a new song to go with it.

(Barking)

Well, you just need the old song fully produced. I could do that no prob.

How 'bout you guys give me some backup.

Yeah!

Love to!

♪♪Doo doo doo do doo, ♪

♪Doo doo doo do doo♪

♪Stand up, get on the floor♪

♪Move your body to the b*at♪

♪Oh, oh♪

♪You can do it I know you can.♪

♪If you just believe.♪

♪Doo doo doo do doo,♪

♪Don't be afraid!♪

♪Doo doo doo do doo,♪

♪Sing it!♪

♪Doo doo doo do doo, ♪

♪There's nothing in your way.♪

♪Doo doo doo do doo, ♪

♪Everybody dance!♪

♪Let it go, feel the b*at♪

♪Strut your stuff, move your feet ♪

♪Don't hold back, take a chance♪

♪Don't be scared, dance puppy dance♪

♪Da-a-a-a-ah,ah,ah, ah,ah,ah Da-a-a-a-ance♪

♪Dance puppy dance.♪

♪Da-a-a-a-ah,ah,ah, ah,ah,ah Da-a-a-a-ance♪

♪Dance Puppy Dance♪

♪Da-a-a-a-ah,ah,ah, ah,ah,ah Da-a-a-a-ance♪

♪Dance puppy dance.♪

♪Da-a-a-a-ah,ah,ah, ah,ah,ah Da-a-a-a-ance♪

♪Dance puppy dance.♪♪

Whoo! That's awesome!

(Excited bark)

(Giggle) Thanks! That was fun!



Oooh! Super perfect! I'm gonna go post it with the video right now!

Thanks, Cherry.

Happy to help!

Good luck on your song for the queen!

Oh yeah. The queen. (sigh)

Oh great queen... You're a rulin' machine,,,

You got style and taste...

Like a...

fancy... sardine...?

(Whimper)

(Stomach gurgle)

Well, there's the problem. I need fuel.

I mean, even composers of the most important songs where important

people were really really counting on them had to eat.

Oh queen, your rule's the very best...

Omigosh, I am so, so stressed!

Still havin' trouble, huh?

It should be easy, I mean I write songs all the time. It's just...

this is for the queen of Berryvania! She's depending on me!

We're talking actual royalty! It's so much pressure I can hardly concentrate!

Guys! Guys!

Ya gotta see this!

You aren't gonna believe it! Look!



♪

What is that song?

Catchy, right?

You're not kidding.

It's super danceable!

I've gotta admit, that b*at is awfully irresistible.

I could listen to it all day long!

Hey. What happened to our party?



Oh yeah, the song for the queen. Sorry, Cherry, I forgot.

We won't make a peep!

Cherry! Cherry! You aren't gonna believe this! "Dance Puppy Dance"

just made it into the Berry Bitty City top pop songs!

♪

(Wild cheering)

(Frustrated growl)

Ahh. Peace and quiet.

I'm sorry we distracted you, Cherry.

That's okay. It's nice and quiet here anyway.

You've got to admit though it's pretty cool that everyone loves your song so much.

I mean, isn't that what music is for anyway?

Well yeah, but right now I need to focus. How am I supposed to think up a new

melody with that other one playing in my head all the time?



(Someone whistling "Dance Puppy Dance")

Wait. I CAN hear it right now!

(Whistling to himself)

I've created a musical monster!

Cherry, wait...

(Exhausted panting...)

(Relieved sigh)

CHERRY JAM!

And we're on in Five, Four, Three, Two...

Top o' the charts to you, Mavis Maraschino here for another edition of

"Berry's Hits and Misses!" I am out here in Berry Bitty City

with the big scoop on the song sensation that's sweeping

the Berry Bitty World, "Dance Puppy Dance!"

Uh... sorry, I've gotta go and--

-Play your song on the radio? I for one can not blame you one bit!



Look, I'm glad you all like the song, but--

-Like it? Raucous rhythms! Don't be modest, darling. We love it!",…], index,…}

Yes. I noticed that. Now if you don't mind, could you please--

-Ask you another question? Why of course!

♪

Tell me, Cherry Jam.

Is this the hip way to "move" to your "groove?"

If you want dance lessons, GO SEE PLUM PUDDING and LEAVE ME ALONE!

Diss me discordantly! We're only talking about your song.

I don't want to talk about that song. I don't want to hear that song!

In fact all I wanna do is go far, far away

where I'll never hear it ever again!

Well! You saw it here first, pop fans.

Exclusive coverage of Cherry Jam boldly bashing her own hit tune!

Could there be more to this than meets the eye and ear?

Ha! You bet your downbeats, darlings!

And I'll bring it to you, live, or my name isn't Mavis... Maraschino!

(Big sigh) Yes. No boom boxes. No Berryweb.

Nothing but peace and quiet.

♪♪Oh Queen of Berryvania...♪

♪This song is to explain ta ya...♪

♪That we've got queenie-mania... ♪

♪We--♪♪

-Hup! Hep!

Hup! Hoop! Hop! Hap!

Oh, hi, Berrykin Bloom. Um... you guys aren't...

gonna turn on the radio or anything... are you?

Oh no m'dear. Y'see, we've got work to do!

There's no time for radio's when the berries need pickin'.

Oh. Heh, heh, that's... splendid. Because I've got work to do, too.

Oh, very well m'dear. You go on about your business, and we'll go on about ours.

And Hup! Hep! Hup, hoop, hop!

Now where was I? Oh yeah...

♪♪Oh queen, our queen, fair ruler of our patch...♪

♪From the very biggest berry to the littlest of the batch...♪

♪Uh. How we praise yourrr... your♪

♪beauty...beauty!, yeah that's it.♪

♪How we praise your beauty, and the fairness of your rule...♪

♪Oh queen of Berryvania, you--♪♪

-("Dance Puppy Dance" playing from a speaker)

♪

(Ugh!)

-THAT! DOES IIIIIIT!

If I can't get away from that song...

...Then I'll destroy it.

Mavis Maraschino here, with a startling development!

Earlier this afternoon I paid a visit to "Dance Puppy Dance's" composer

Cherry Jam, when Cherry Cherry Quite Contrary painted quite the perplexing picture!

I don't want to talk about that song.

I don't want to hear that song! In fact all I wanna do is go far, far away

where I'll never hear it ever again!

Why would the pop princess pooh-pooh publicity at the peak of her popularity?

Has she cracked under the pressure of her--

-Yo...

...AHH!

...Hey wassup, Mave?

Captivating crescendo! Who in the name of pop culture are you?

I'm Kumquat Cooldude from Berry Big City.



That's because I'm so far out on the cuttin' edge of style and taste

that only the coolest of people

been allowed into my cool circle of coolosity.

You sure you never heard of me?

Ahhh, ...Now I remember you, of courrrse!

Mr. Cooldude n' I go way back. Way, way back.

So tell me, Kumquat, from one trendy pop culture expert to another,

what do you think of this whole Dance Puppy Dance craze?

The Cooooldude is here to tell ya... Dance Puppy Dance is...

super lame.

(Big gasp!)

All(Big gasp!)

As anybody who's truly cool will tell you, it's uh... well,

it's musically horrible. And Cooldude says...

anyone who doesn't wanna look like a total banana brain should...

just stop listening to it!

How could that guy bash Cherry's song like that?

So if you wanna be cool and... y'know, sophisticated like me and Mavis?

Then by all means, TURN OFF THAT SONG AND NEVER PLAY IT AGAIN!

Yo big Mavis, am I right or am I right?

Uh, ehh.

♪ ("Dance puppy dance" ringtone)

However did that horrid song become my ring tone?

A hah, hah, hah, hah. Of course you're right!

There you go folks, you heard it from Mavis herself!

That song is crummy! So stop listening to it!

Stop singing it and playing it in public!

Stop dancing and stop whistling! What this town needs is

some peace and quiet so I can write the queen her song!

Wait, what?

Did I say the queen's song?

Uh, what I meant was...

Heinous harmony! Cherry Jam?!

But why would Cherry do that?!

I have no idea why you would pull such a charade Cherry Jam,

but I assure you that we will not stop playing your hip masterpiece!

♪ (Phone ringing)

Fine then! Enjoy the song!

Cuz it's the last song from me you'll ever hear.

I'm never going to write music again!

What?!

All(Shocked gasp)

What?!

(Concerned murmuring)

I can't believe that Cherry is giving up music.

If only we had kept it quiet.

You're right, Orange. But it's just... so catchy!

It is a catchy song. And sure, we'd love to play it -,

and yes, we could all dance and

whistle and hum along and we'd never ever get sick of it.

(Murmers of agreement)

But friendship comes before music.





(Heartier enthusiastic agreement)

How 'bout you, Berry Bitty City? Are you with me?!

(Yeah!)

AllYeah!

No more Dance Puppy Dance!

AllNo more Dance Puppy Dance!

Do we promise?

AllWe promise!



May we never hear that wonderful tune again!

(Cheering!)

(Buzzing "Dance Puppy Dance")

Ahem!

(Whistling "Dance Puppy Dance")

SHHH!

I can't hear that song playing anywhere.

Perfect. It's time to talk to Cherry.

Once she sees how everyone pitched in to keep things quiet for her,

she's bound to start writing music again.

Hi Berrykin Bloom!

Hmm? That's weird.

Berrykin Bloom, is everything all right?



Berrykin Bloom...?

Well! Imagine that! However did... th, that thing get in there?!

No no NO! We've gotta get that berry!

♪

After that boom-berry!

(Yawn)

Ah, much better. Nothin' like a

little nap to change your whole outlook.

Maybe I'll finish writing the queen's song after all.

Oh queen, the land is so serene...

No... NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT SON--

(Crash)

BothHiiiiiiiiiYA!

(Crash!)

(Ugh!) We did it!

Oh you did it all right. How could you bring that...

SONG out here, when you knew I didn't want to hear it?

We're sorry, Cherry, honest...

(Ugh) We tried to keep it quiet. We really did!

Can't you turn that thing off?!

(Straining)

(Oof)

How do you turn it off? Dopey boom box! Don't any of these switches work?!

I mean seriously, who made this thing, the

Queen... of Berryvania...?

The queen of Berryvania! Your majesty, what an honor to receive you at my humble...

...Tour bus! To whatever do I owe this... (grunt)... honor?

Why I've come to observe your progress on my royal song.

Oh! Uh, well, you see, the thing is that--

The thing is, young lady...

It's quite obvious...

That you've finished it!

I... I have?

And I LOVE IT!

Oh, well actually your majesty, I was working on another song...",…], index,…}

With a groovy melody like this, what difference does it make?

Woo, hoo, hoo! Everyone, please let's put formality aside.

Come join me as we "get our bad selves down" to the official royal song!

(Big cheer!)

You've gotta admit, Cherry, this is one catchy tune.

I guess. Sorry if I was kind of a grouch. You're right

I should be happy if people like my music.

But seriously, you've gotta let me have a break from it some of the time!

Of course. And we're sorry we weren't respecting your space.

After all, the queen loves this song so much you'll

need to concentrate when she asks you to write another!

You really know how to cheer a girl up.

(Giggle) How 'bout a dance?

Why, I thought you'd never ask.

All(Laughing)

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