01x06 - The Silent Treatment/Picture Perfect

[bunniefuu]

Pb&j! Yay!

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j
pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[quacking]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ father, mother
sisters and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪♪

oodle-ay!

Wanda,
after this makeover,

Your own walter
won't recognize you.

[All]
whee!
Ooh.

At last, i,
commander casserole,

Have found the hiding place
of the evil lord gravy.

Hey, jelly!

Jelly's not here, pinch.

It is i,
commander casserole,

And my sidekick
tater chip.

Oh, don't you
look nice, pinch.

Thanks,
mrs. Otter.

- What's the big occasion?
- I'm having a tea party,

And jelly's gonna be
my special guest.

Ah-ha! I've got you now,
lord gravy!

Oh, jelly,
time for tea!
Huh?

Later, pinch.
I'm a little busy saving
the universe right now.

Yah!
Yah-hah!

[Grunting]
wow.

Isn't it
really, really cute?

Yeah, if you like
that kind of stuff.

Let's go to the sandbox
and make like we're sinking
in quicksand!

come on, pinch!
jelly, come on.

Don't you wanna come
to my tea party?

Well, i-- well--

You hate my tea party,
don't you?

No, no.
It's really okay, ex--

Except you don't
want to come, right?

Pinch,
are you crying?

Uh-huh.
Oh, all right then.

You'll come?
Yeah, I guess.

Yay!

But you can't come
looking like that.

Huh? Why not?

You've gotta get
fixed up, silly.

I'm gonna give you
a "muckover."

A what?
It's what your mom's doing
to my mom right now.

[opal]
now, hold still, wanda.

Ah, pinch,
I don't know. I--

Come on, jelly.
please!

What's this "muckover"
gonna do to me anyway?

Make you look better,
that's what.

What's wrong with
the way I look now?

Just come on, okay?
You're gonna love it.

[Squeals]
let's go!

Shh!
Jelly, how many times
do I have to tell you?

Daddy has to sleep
in the daytime 'cause he
works all night long.

Sorry, pinch.
I forgot.

[Yawning,
grumbles]

[Sighing]

First I'll get
the lip thingy,
and then the eye goo.

The what?

♪ A little this ♪
I don't know.

♪ A little that ♪
are you sure?

♪ A little twist ♪
ouch.

♪ A little pat ♪
gee, thanks.

♪ A little style
a little grace ♪

♪ put on
your best face ♪
[gasps]

♪ A little brush ♪
hey!

♪ A little squeeze ♪
what is that?

♪ A little blush
a little grease ♪
will that come off?

♪ A puff of powder
a touch of base ♪

♪ Put on your best face ♪♪
yeah!

Aaaaah!

No, scootch, no!

Aaaah!

Huh? Wha? Ohh!

[Together]
scootch!
Sorry, my fault.

Pinch, what's going on?

[pinch]
nothing, daddy.
go back to sleep.

i love you!

[Can spraying]

Oh, perfect!

Ta-da!

- [Screams]
- pinch, what's going--

- [Screams]
- whaa!

Look at this mess.

Look at me!
I'm a mess!

Well, if that's
how you feel, jelly,

You can just forget
about coming to my tea party.

I didn't want to
come to your dumb old
tea party anyway,

'Specially not
looking like this!

Ooh, I'm never
gonna talk to you...

Ever, ever again,
jelly otter.

Well, that
goes double for me.

jelly, come back here!
i want my ribbons back!

[butter giggling]

[Angry muttering]
[laughing]

Well, hello there.
What's your name,
little--

[Gasps]
jelly!
[Gasps]

What happened?
You sick or something?

Pinch thought she
was doing me a favor,
but look at me now.

jelly! Jelly!
give me back my ribbons!

Did you hear anything, peanut?
'Cause I sure didn't.

Coo!
[Giggling]
see?

I thought you weren't
talking to me.

[Grunts]
I'm not.

Starting now.

[Gasps]

[Blubbering]
ahh.

Some friend.

Can't even do
a simple "muckover"
without her flipping out.

[Jelly]
what do you
think you're--

I mean, peanut,
will you please ask her
what she's doing?

- Yeah, sure.
- [Butter babbling]

[Chuckles]
hey, pinch, jelly wants
to know what you're--

This is my side
of the yard,

And nobody by the name
of jelly otter
can cross this line.

Pinch says that's
her side of the yard,
and if anyone--

Well, you can tell her
she's got her lines
all wrong anyway,

'Cause my side
starts right here.

- Hmph!
- If she's even thinkin'
of crossin' over,

She'll have to talk
to my own personal guard.
Hmm?

Pinch, jelly says
that your--

You can tell her
that I have my
own guard too!

So there!
Nyah!

Pinch says that--
yeah, yeah.

You can tell her
that I don't even care.
[Panting]

Pinch, jelly says
that you--
you can tell her--

Pinch says that--
jelly says that you--

- You can tell her--
- tell jelly that--

oh, boy.
[exhausted panting]

- Blaaah!
- [Blubbering]

- Blech!
- [Babbling]

- Aaaaah!
- Bleh!

- Blah!
- Blah!

- What?
- [Roaring]

Aah! What are you
doing, anyway?
[Yelling]

Making a face.
Yeah, I can see that.

But how come?
She was lookin' at me.

Oh, man,
I've had it.

Why can't you two
just play nice?

Play nice?
Play nice with her?

- Nah! Nah!
- No way.

You know what you
need to do, jelly?
What?

You need to do
the noodle dance.

What do you mean?
I haven't got a problem.

Oh, yes, you do,

'Cause you
and your best friend
are fighting,

And you aren't having
any fun at all.

Fun? I'm having fun
making faces.

Bleh!

Grrrr!

I've never had
so much fun in my life.

Well, okay,
a little noodle dance
couldn't hurt.

♪♪

♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

I know! I know!

I'm dr. Jelly mold,
the world's first
fur-bearing scientist.

[jelly]
and I can use my giant
super magnets...

to pull people together,

even people who say they
don't want to talk anymore.

like I could pull pinch,
and she'd be my friend again!

Nah, nah!

Ooh, I'm never gonna talk
to you ever, ever again,
jelly otter.

Oh, pinch, wait.
[Sighs]

What's the matter,
jelly?

I did the noodle dance,
and it didn't work.

Well, maybe we should
try it together.

[butter]
no!
[scootch] me! Me!

Mine!
Butter, scootch,
what's goin' on?

What are you kids
doing, anyway?

No.
Not my friend.

Hmm. Wonder where
they picked that up.

Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

I'm thinkin', what about
that noodle dance?
Come on, jelly.

[peanut]
you too, pinch.
time to use your noodle.

come on,
scootch and butter.
[both] huh?

♪♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

♪♪

thank you, baby butter.
everybody adores
your mud pies, jell--

I mean,
commander casserole.

And so do i.
I must get the recipe.

Okay. Tater chip
had so much fun
makin' 'em with me,

Now she doesn't
want to stop.

More pie.
Oh, they look
so delicious!

Isn't that precious?

Hey, kids, can we join
your tea party?

Sure, mama.
Yes, mrs. Otter.

Looks like you've got enough
mud pies for everybody.

A nice cup of tea
for you, peanut?
Okay.

Oh, this is so peaceful
and nice...

And civilized.

Me too. Me too.
Yaaah!

[Together]
no, scootch, no!

[scootch]
yaaah!

[jelly]
ow, mama! Please!

[peanut]
aah! Do we have to?

Ohh, so precious.

Mama, this bow
looks dumb.

You can take it off
right after the photographer
takes our family picture.

Peanut and jelly, I have
a very big responsibility
for you.

- [Both] what?
- I want you to mind butter...

while your father and i
get dressed for the picture.
[grunting]

You can go outside,
but don't leave this yard.

And above all else,
stay neat and proper.

- [Both]
okay, mama.
- Mud!

[butter giggling]

Come back,
baby butter!

Whoo! Man,
she's really fast.

Hey, peanut!
You wanna go bug
the poodles?

You bet! Yeah!

Wait a minute.
You can't leave.

Sure he can. Watch.
Come on, peanut!
Mud.

Let go of me, jelly.

But mama said
we have to watch...
Butter?

[butter giggling]

[peanut, jelly]
butter, no!

Muddy, muddy.

[jelly]
butter, watch it!
look out!

[Laughing]
again, again.

Butter play again.
What's the matter
with you?

You were supposed
to be watchin' butter.
Well, so were you.

So were you.
So were you too!

So were you.
What's going on?

Nothing, mom.
We're fine.

See?
Mmm.

Well, just be sure you
stay out of that mud, and--

Ohh, hi, flick.

[Polite voice]
oh, good morning,
mrs. Otter.

Sure is a wonderfully
special day!

[Sinister voice]
for buggin' poodles.
Come on, peanut!

Oh, well,
mom said--

Well, I'm supposed to--

Wake me up when you decide,
will ya?

Peanut?
Aw, man!

I wanna play.
Peanut, help!

Muddy!
she's heading for the mud!

[Gasps]
[butter giggling]

[peanut]
gotta think of something.
hey, I know!

Yeah!
[Panting]

[Grunting]
[laughing]

Huh?

Whew!
That was close.
Nice work, peanut.

Ah, it was nothing.

[cooing]
oh, no! Butter!

- [jelly]
more mud!
- hoo-hah, mud.

no, butter, don't!
you're gonna get dirty!
aah!

Whoops. Look out!

What'll I do?

[Jelly]
hang on!

[peanut, jelly]
butter!
[butter giggling]

[peanut] butter!
[jelly]
come back!

My, my, ernest,
you do look handsome.
Thanks, opal.

Oh, I just don't see why
we have to let mayor jeff
take the family portrait.

My old fish-view
snap-o-matic would have
been good enough.

Mayor jeff's been
taking pictures since
they invented the camera.

[Knocking]

Morning, opal.
Morning, ernest.

- Don't you two
look just fine.
- Morning, shirley.

You haven't seen
my sweet little flick,
by any chance?

His piano teacher
has been waiting on him
for almost 20 minutes.

I just saw flick
in the yard playing with
peanut, butter and jelly.

Oh, this time I'm
going to be very firm.

I'll tell you what,
flick.

If you come home right now,
I'll give you a cookie.

A cookie? a cookie?
Make it three and we'll talk.

Hmm. Didn't you have
cookies for breakfast?

boy, peanut,
that was really smart...

The way you used those towels
to keep butter out of the mud.

And it was real cool
the way you used that swing.

Man, watching baby butter
is a lot of work.

It's gonna take both of us
to keep her out of the mud.

Yeah, she's like
a little mud magnet.

So what are we
gonna do?

How about we play
"race through
the hollow log"?

Are you kidding?

We can't play "race
through the hollow log."

- Why not?
- 'Cause we'll
mess up our clothes.

How 'bout
"roll down the hill"?
Jelly!

So you come up
with something.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know.
We could play "nothing."

Nah!
That's no fun.

We need to find
some good clean fun.

♪♪

♪ I just don't know where to go
something new, fun to do ♪

♪ We need to find another kind
something bright and shiny ♪

♪ some routine that is clean
and our clothes not wrinkled ♪

[Together]
♪ we can stay pressed and pure
and we won't get wrinkled ♪

♪ We need good clean fun ♪
♪ three dirty
little words ♪

♪ Good clean fun ♪
♪ words she's never
really heard ♪

♪ We need good clean fun ♪

♪ to butter
it's just screwy ♪

♪ Good clean fun ♪

♪ She's only happy
if she's ♪
♪ gooey ♪♪

[all laughing]

Let's play
"follow the leader."

Yeah, yeah!
Well, okay.

That's a clean game.

Yeah, yeah!
Whoa!

Uh-oh!

- Butter!
- [Giggling]

Oh, no!

If she falls in the mud,
we're gonna be
in a world of trouble!

Come on,
baby butter.

Time to get down.

Uh-uh-uh.

Butter, please,
come down.

Come on, butter.
Come here.

[cap'n crane]
watchbird alert!

[Muttering]
whazzat? Whazzat?

Butter otter's on a bog.
I mean, otter's butter on a log.

Uh, cap'n, I think
it's your nap time.

I mean, butter otter's
on a log!

Ohh! Looks like
she's having fun,
doesn't it?

[Laughing]

I'm sure peanut and jelly'll
take real good care of her.

[Snoring,
blubbering]

Don't worry, jelly.
I'll get her.

- Whoa!
- Peanut, wait.

You're making
the log move.

We've got to think of a way
to get butter down...

And keep her clean
at the same time.

No kidding, jell.
That's what I'm trying to do.

Peanut, you know
what we need to do?

Uh... Grow wings?

No, we need to do
the noodle dance.

Might as well.

I'll help do some thinkin',
but no dancing.

♪♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

♪♪

I've got it!
The snooties have
their own helicopter.

They could come
swooping in and--

Would mom be pleased
to see baby butter hanging
from a helicopter?

No, I guess not.

Hey, why don't we both climb
on the log at the same time?

Then we can catch butter
in the middle!

I don't know.
Come on, jell.

We've got to
try something.

[Giggling]
whoa-oa!

- Morning, mayor jeff.
- Today I am not the mayor.

[French accent]
I am jeff, the photographer!

Okay, mayor, whatever.
Please don't touch
the equipment!

We must work quickly
or we will lose
the morning light.

- Are the children ready?
- Come on, kids!
Time for the picture!

Picture!
Whoa!
Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

- [Peanut, jelly]
whoa! Ugh!
- [Giggling]

Uh-oh. Ugh!

[Laughing]

[opal]
peanut, butter, jelly!

it's time
to take our picture.

Time for another
noodle dance, jell?

No, peanut,
we'd better go see mama.

I was thinking
maybe I should hold
my fishing pole.

Oh, no!
That would be tres gauche.
tres, tres gauche.

What did he say?
I can't imagine what's
keeping those children.

Peanut! Butter!
Jelly!

All we had to do
was look out
for baby butter,

But no.

Now we get to play
"mom's real mad."
How do you like that game?

You were right, peanut.
We should've just watched
baby butter.

butter muddy!
[laughing]

Well, at least she's happy.

Wait a minute.
Peanut, turn around.

Why?
Just do it.

I think I just came up
with a plan.

[Mayor jeff]
excuse me, but I do not
have all the day.

Peanut, butter and jelly,
you get over here this instant,

Or i-i don't know what.

Here they come.
Why are they
walking backwards?

All right now.
Stand close together.

What's the matter?
Turn around.

Now we're really
going to catch it.

Oh, my goodness!

I told you kids to stay
looking good for the picture,
and now--

Hold that pose.
You look so artistic,
so beautiful, I weep!

"Zey" do?
I mean, we do?

Very good!
Say "oodle-ay!"

[All]
oodle-ay!

[camera shutter clicks]

[All giggling]

Then we all yelled "oodle-ay,"
and he snaps the picture.

butter, be careful!

Whoa-oa!

[All laughing]