01x11 - Butter the Balloonatic/Gizmotronictron Raffle

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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01x11 - Butter the Balloonatic/Gizmotronictron Raffle

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pb&j! Yea!

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j
pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh ♪

♪ everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[quacking]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ father, mother
sisters and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪♪

oodle-ay!

[butter giggling]

thank you for laughing.
hey, guys,
wait for me!

Hey, nice balloon.
Yeah,
it's baby butter's.

It's like her best friend.
[butter laughing]
'loony.

Best friend?
Cheese and quackers.

You mean
I can't mess with it?
No way!

We'll see about that.

Flick, no!
I just wanted to see it
for a minute.

Man, you guys are
the biggest bunch of--
flick.

Yes, mrs. Otter.

Your mom's calling you
to come home.

Why, thank you so much
for telling me, mrs. Otter.

Oh, and kids,
time for lunch.

See ya later, flick.
Yeah, I'll see ya
in the funny papers.

Lunchtime, baby butter.

'Loony.
[Cooing]
come on!

You can leave 'loony
long enough to eat,
can't ya?

B-bye.

Can I have some milk, please?
Hey, peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches!

Mmm!

- these are the best!
- oh.

[Chuckling]
excuse me.

Watchbird alert!
Uh, what?

- Hello!
- [Stammering]

Watchbird alert!
Watchbird alert!

Connie, somebody's balloon
is on the loose.

What should we do?
What can we do?

Get it back.
Good thinkin'.

Now listen to me
carefully, dear.

Don't talk,
'cause if you do,
you'll lose the balloon.

Understand?
Okay.

Whoops!
Now, whose balloon
is it, I wonder.

- I don't know. Oh.
- Oh.

Sorry.

Let's see
if mr. Turtle down there
knows whose it is.

[Chattering]
oh, it's baby butter's balloon,
and you'll take it back to her.

- [Chattering]
- here, allow me, connie.

Oh! I'll get it...
Again.

[Moaning]
oh, thank you.

'Loony.
[Sniffling]

[Crying]

Butter, honey,
what's wrong?

'Loony gone.

Her balloon?
Oh, dear.

[Crying]

What happened?
I don't know.

We left it in here
with flick.

You think, maybe,
he borrowed the balloon?

He wouldn't do that,
would he?

- 'Loony.
- It's okay, butter. We'll
find that balloon together.

♪ When you're feelin' blue
don't know what to do ♪

♪ In a tailspin
lost a friend to the wind ♪
'loony.

♪ Remember this
and suddenly ♪

[Together]
♪ you might feel
quite differently ♪

♪ 'Cause
we all stick together ♪
♪ together ♪

♪ Through any kind
of weather ♪
♪ weather ♪

♪ We're otters three
we're your family ♪

♪ Sis and bro
and you, you know ♪

♪ We all click together ♪
♪ together ♪

♪ We're fuzzy little birds
of a feather ♪
♪ feather ♪

♪ We're here, you know
we're your sis and bro ♪

♪ We're otters three
the way it ought to be ♪

♪ We'll stick with you
just like we're glue ♪

♪ And your balloon
will be home soon ♪

♪ 'Cause we ♪

♪ Are otters three ♪♪

'Loony.

[Crying]
so, what do we do now?

Go find flick.

Maybe 'loony, um,
followed him home.

Hey, bubbles.

[Panting]

Oh, hey, bubbles.
We're looking for
butter's balloon.

You know, the one
with the face on it.

It disappeared...
Suspiciously.

Yeah.
Real suspiciously.

And butter's
really unhappy.

No, I haven't seen flick.

He must've been home though
'cause the pie I baked him
for lunch is gone.

[Both]
gone? Hmm?

[jelly]
butter needs a balloon
right away.

She's under
the coffee table, dad.

Making noises
like this--

[Imitating butter
crying]

We need another balloon
and fast.

Well, let me think.
How about this one?

All right!
Thanks, daddy!

Balloon.

Well, we better find
flick then.
Yeah.

Ah!

[Groaning]
my tummy hurts.

What?

Hey, that's
butter's balloon!

[Chattering]
oh!

You're returning
this lost balloon
to baby butter.

Hmm, well, why don't you
let me do that?

It'll take you forever
to get all the way there,
being a turtle and all.

[Croaking]

No problem.

Okay, 'loony,
let's get you back
to baby butter.

You think flick really took
baby butter's balloon?

What else could've
happened to it?

Hey, look at that!

[Yelling]

Hey, what happened
to 'loony?

Yeah, what'd you do with it,
you balloon-snatcher?

Ha-ha, well, excuse me
for trying to help.

Some help you are.

- Where is it anyway?
- A fish stole it.

- Yeah, right.
- Whoa!

Weird.

We gotta get daddy
to help us.

Let me come!

You? You started
this whole thing.

Yeah, you took the balloon
in the first place.

Did not!
Did too!

Look, read my beak.
I did not take baby butter's
balloon, okay?

Well, just come
on board.

[jelly]
grab it!
[together] whoa!

Dad, go left!
Left!

No!
The other left!

Butter, look,
it's 'loony!
'Loony, 'loony!

[butter giggling]

- Oh.
- Now what are we
gonna do?

Mom and dad
wouldn't want us
to climb the tree.

[jelly]
there's only one thing to do:
a noodle dance.

A noodle dance?

That's the best thing
you guys can come up
with to think of stuff?

- Yeah.
- I thought you wanted
to help.

I do!

Well, come on then.
Let's noodle.

♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle ♪

♪ do the noodle dance ♪♪

♪♪

I got it! I got it!
[Together]
what? What?

I'm a duck, see?
And ducks can fly.

So I'll just fly up there
and grab it.

Great!
All right,
do it!

Oh, cheese and quackers,
I forgot. I don't fly.

- How come?
- Well, if you must know,
I'm afraid of heights!

[Together]
oh!

- Hey, I got it!
- Got what, jelly?

Go get the balloon we left
in the house, okay?

And flick, have you got
any more gum?

make it go higher!
a little more!

We got it!
Yea!
Great!

[chattering]

Balloony, 'loony.
[Giggling]

Hey, thanks for helping.

Yeah,
mr. Balloon snatcher.

You guys still
don't believe me?

I'm telling you,
this turtle gave me
the balloon!

Oh, there he is!
Hey!

They don't believe me.
Didn't you give me
the balloon?

- [Chattering]
- see, see!

He says he got it
from the cranes
and gave it to me!

Nyah, nyah!

Yes, folks, not guilty!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Sorry, flick.
Yeah.

We shouldn't have decided
you were guilty without finding
out what happened first.

Apology accepted.

So, I guess the balloon
really did go for a walk...

And the cranes found it.
Hey, here they come!

[Honking]
hi there, baby butter.

- Ooh, I see you got
your balloon back.
- 'Loony.

Connie, wouldn't it
be nice to have
a balloon of our own?

I think one "loony" is enough
for this household, captain.

Oh, connie, you say
the sweetest things.
Oh.

[All laughing]

okay, folks, step right up
and buy a chance...

To win your very own
gizmotronictron 2010.

Support the lake hoohaw
historical society.

Be the first on the lake
to amaze your friends...

With the power of
the gizmotronictron.
wow!

So what's it do,
mayor jeff?

It wows and amazes.
Invented it myself,
so I ought to know.

The gizmotronictron 2010
does all your daily chores.

Cheese and quackers!
That means no more work
forever!

No more work.
That sounds too good
to be true.

Just sit back and relax.

[Gizmotronictron 2010]
♪ your room is a mess
that I really must address ♪

♪ I'll make the bed
scrub the floor ♪

♪ Clean your room
a little more ♪♪

Cruise control.

Wait. So what do you do
to win it?

It's simple.
Every ticket has a number.

tomorrow, I'll pick a number
from the bowl,

And if the number on your ticket
matches the number I draw,

You win the gizmo!

- That's it?
- Yep.

I'm gonna get that gizmo!
May I have a ticket,
please, mayor jeff?

Sure, peanut,
if you can pay for it.

[Stammering]
all right.

Thing is,
I'm flat broke.

Me too.
Me three.

Well, you gotta have money
to buy a ticket, I'm afraid.

I'll be back, mayor jeff.
That gizmo is mine.

No, mine!
mine!

Please, please,
please, mom.

We don't have money to spend
on some chance to win
a gizmo thingy, peanut.

Aw, mom.

But if you want to earn
enough money to buy a ticket,

Why don't you figure out
how to do it on your own?

I can't believe it.

My mom said
I had to earn the money
to buy a ticket.

Mine too.
Mine three.

[Together]
moms!

Maybe somebody'd pay us
to clean up their house.

Yeah, a big,
old, messy one.

Somebody with a whole lot of
junk that needs cleaning up...

And a garden
that needs weeding...

And a stack of papers
that needs sorting and--

Somebody like mayor jeff!

Welcome aboard, maties.
Always glad to have help.

We're gonna swab this brigantine
from poop deck to bowsprit.
From jib to mizzen.

What's a poop deck?
Don't ask.

[Together]
♪ gotta get shipshape
shipshape ♪

♪ Everything clean
and sparkling ♪

♪ Till it's first-rate
looks great ♪

♪ We'll rub-a-dub
and stack and scrub ♪

♪ Looks so fine
to see that shine ♪

♪ And sortin' and stackin'
and tossin' and packin' ♪

♪ Polishin' the door
and sweepin' the floor ♪

♪ hello, he says
till we clean this mess ♪

♪ Shipshape, shipshape
get everything clean
and sparkling ♪

♪ Till it's first-rate
looks great ♪

♪ We'll rub-a-dub
and stack and scrub ♪

♪ Gotta get shipshape
shipshape ♪

♪ Now everything's clean
and sparkling ♪

♪ It's first-rate
looks great ♪

♪ With my shipmates
we got it straight ♪♪
thanks, kids.

A shipshape ship
is the ship for me.

Now can I get paid?

You boys did
a great job.

[Together]
thanks, mayor jeff.

One for you
and you and you.

- Will you be comin' around
next week?
- [Flick laughing]

We'll get back to you
on that.

Holy quackamole!
Who's he kiddin'?

After I win the gizmo,
I won't ever
have to work again.

You mean, i won't ever
have to work again.

You did all that work
for mayor jeff?
That's great.

Uh-huh, and he paid us too.

But I still need
a little bit more money
so I can buy a ticket.

Well, you know, peanut,
there might be better things to
do with that money you earned.

Sure. Right.

It's not like a raffle ticket
is the most important thing
in the world.

It's the most important thing
in the whole, whole world.

Please, please, please,
jelly. Please, I have
to have a raffle ticket.

I just need a little more
money, that's all.

I know you have some
stashed away somewhere.

Okay, peanut otter,
but you better let me use
that gizmo thingy...

To do my chores too.

Promise.

Hey, that's my drawer.

Last place you'd ever think
to look, right?

Jelly otter,
you're a genius.

Thanks.
All right.

One ticket, please,
mayor jeff.

One ticket it is,
peanut.

Hello, gizmotronictron.

One million raffle tickets,
please.

Oh, a million
is more raffle tickets
than we have.

We only have 158 left.

[Barking]
one hundred and fifty-eight
then, please.

Hey, that's not fair.
How am I supposed to
have a chance...

When you're buying up
so many tickets?

[Giggling]
you're not, little otter.

Victory will be ours,
and the gizmotronictron...

Will sit in its rightful place
in the poodle household.

Ha-ha, you wouldn't know
what to do with a gizmo anyway.

Would too!

You're better than
all their tickets put together.

You're an otter ticket,
and you've got otter ticket
picker power.

Hey, you guys,
look, I got a ticket!

So did i.

- If you kiss a duck,
you get good luck.
- What are you doing?

It's an old duck saying.
"If you kiss a duck,
you get good luck."

Hey, I need some luck.
Let me kiss that.
No!

Come on!
Me too.

Ah, cheese and quackers!
You're not ducks!

You guys are losers!

Give me-- give me that!
You'll break it!

So today's the big day?
Yep, gonna find out
the winner at 3:00.

Got my raffle ticket
right... Here.

[Gasping]
I thought it was here!

Mom, where's my ticket?

Well, think now, peanut.
Where was the last place
you had it?

[Gasps]
it must be at the beach.

It has to be here someplace.
How could I be so dumb?

You're not dumb,
peanut otter.

Everybody makes mistakes.
It's gotta be around here
somewhere.

You're right.
It's just buried.

Think, think, think.
Hmm.

Anything?
Nope.

Well, maybe we should do
a noodle dance.

I had a feeling
you were about to say that.

♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

♪♪

i got it!

We get us a time machine
and go back in time and--

Jelly, you have a time machine
and you didn't tell me about it.

Well, not exactly.

Hmm, what else
can we think of?

Hey, maybe we could
sift the sand.

Yeah, we can use
mom's flour sifter.

But look
at all the sand.

Hey, I got
an even bigger idea!

this screen really works!

Yeah, and look at this.
I found a doll, jelly.

Wow, I wonder
where this came from.

Hey, check out
this cool horse.

A skeleton key.

And look at this
old fountain pen.
Cool!

Hey, peanut,
is this your ticket?

[Gasps]
whoo-hoo!

Yes! Otter ticket
picker power!
Thanks, jel.

[Chattering]

Okay, everybody,
now settle down.

It's time to draw
the winning number
for the gizmotronictron.

The winning number starts
with a "1."

One! I've got a "1"!

And then a "7."

Jelly, "7," that's me!
Number 17!

and the last number's
a "5."

number 175.

[Gasps]
last number?
What last number?

[Together]
yes.

But I had
the first two numbers.

I had the first two!

let's see.
flip blue switch on pedal "a."
uh-huh. Rotate oscillator dial.

That should be it.

Danger. Fatal error.
Twenty-seven.

error, error.
short circuit.

[gizmo, indistinct]
throw out laundry.

[phone ringing]

I'll get it.

So you didn't win
the gizmo thingy?
No, but that's okay.

Take a look
at what we did find.

Ooh, I don't believe it!

What, mama?
It's linda lou,
my doll.

I'd never thought
I'd see her again.

She was in the sand
down on the beach.

Oh, that's where I left her...

Years and years ago
when I was just a little girl.

She's so beautiful.

And look at this great horse
I found.

Oh, my!
Who called, honey?

The snooties.
They have another emergency.

Apparently that
gizmotronictron thingy
is destroying their house.

Hey, look!

[Together]
wow! Neato!
Awesome!

Well, mayor jeff
was right about one thing.
What's that, honey?

it sure wows and amazes!
[all laughing]
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