01x03 - Nap for Spot/ The Monster Movie Night/ The Top Dog Fish

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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01x03 - Nap for Spot/ The Monster Movie Night/ The Top Dog Fish

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Way up high in the rolie polie

Sky is a little round planet of

A really nice guy ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and spurt and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and spurt and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid the swellest kid around ♪

♪ Wee ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: boy, I love bowling!

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Rruf rruf rruf.

Olie: okey dokey, zowie.

Zowie: bowling!

Olie: strike!

Zowie: rolie polie, spot.

Rolie polie.

Olie: let's see if you can

Do it again.

Spot: rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: hey, mom, can we go

Bowling huh?

Can we?

Dad: hey, someone say

Bowlin'?

[Chuckling]

Mom: we can all go bowling

If we all help out with the

Housework.

How about it?

Yeah!

Olie: you clean your room,

Zowie.

And I'll clean mine.

Then we can go rolie polie

Bowling!

Dad: I got dibs on the

Vacuuming.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: oh, nokey dokey, spot.

Doggy bed wash day.

Have to find somewhere else to

Nap.

Spot: oh!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: [snoring]

Yikes!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: rolie polie bowling!

Spot: [snoring]

Dad: [chuckling]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: spot!

Oh!

Whoa!

Where did he go?

Dad: I don't know.

But let's hurry.

Olie: room's clean!

Spot: hmmph!

Zowie: [humming]

Mom: [humming]

Spot: rruf!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: howdy spot.

Spot: achoo!

Zowie: uh oh!

All fall down!

Spot: rruf!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf.

Mom: time to clean the tub.

Spot: rruf!

Mom: oh!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: well, the house is

Clean.

Let's go bowling!

Olie: rolie polie bowling!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: hey, where's spot?

He's the best bowler.

Here boy!

Here spot!

Dad: come on fella.

We're going bowling!

Zowie: spot!

Mom: you don't want to miss

Out.

Olie: oh, well.

Spot: rruf.

Olie: too bad spot is going

To miss all the fun.

Spot: [snoring]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: a whole night of

Monster movies!

I can't believe it.

The whole thing is going to

Start with "att*ck of the big

Round scary thing".

Billy: I know.

Then it's "revenge of the big

Square scary thing".

Olie: then "the big round

Scary thing --

Billy: versus the big

Square scary thing".

It's the late night tv

Monster movie time.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: did you ask your mom

Yet?

Mom: howdy do, billy?

Olie: not yet.

Come on.

Zowie: olie, olie.

Billy, billy.

Olie, olie, olie!

Billy: hello. Zowie.

Hello mrs. Polie.

I must say, you're looking

Especially round today.

Please, accept this gift.

Mom: um, a brick?

Billy: it's a square brick.

I like squares.

Square is good.

Round is good too.

But I like square best.

Mom: well, thank you for

Thinking of me, billy.

Billy: ask her now, olie.

Olie: shh.

I'm getting to it.

Okey dokey if billy sleeps

Over, mom?

Mom: don't see why not.

Olie: whoop de doo!

Because tonight it's --

The late night tv monster

Moviethon.

Zowie: monster.

Zowie see monster tv too, olie.

Olie: that's a big round

Nokey dokey, zowie.

Billy: babies can't stay up

Late.

Olie: monster movies are

Way too scary for little

Sisters, zowie.

Might get nightmares.

Zowie: monsters!

Oh!

Zowie: scary.

Mom: oh!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: I like square.

Olie: not just a square

Cookie, billy.

These are, monster cookies.

[Laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Hey tick tock, tell us when

It's time for the monster

Moviethon.

Okey dokey?

Getting there.

Getting there.

Billy: what about your

Little sister, olie?

Olie: yeah, zowie can't watch

The movies with us.

It will ruin it.

Billy: got to figure how to

Keep her out of here, olie.

Olie: I got an idea, billy!

Got to jump out and give her a

Scare.

Billy: then she won't want

To stay up and watch the

Spooky shows.

Olie: I see her coming.

Ready?

Boo!

Zowie: wow.

Ah!

Zowie: scary.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: she's too little, mom.

Zowie's too little.

Mom: ah ha.

Billy: she's going to get

Scared, mrs. Polie.

Going to have nightmares.

Mom: think so?

Billy: three pillows?

Olie: now what?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: here she comes.

[Laughing]

Olie: ah!

Zowie: [laughing]

That's spooky mask.

Zowie make scary mask too.

Scary scary scary scary.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: she can't stay up,

Mom.

It's real scary.

Like when the big round scary

Thing rolls out from behind

Those bushes.

Mom: ah ha.

Billy: and it's all dark

And spooky.

And nobody sees it coming.

Mom: mmm hmm.

Olie: and it gets closer

And closer and closer until

Finally --

Billy: three bowls?!

Olie: mom, zowie's going to

Be too scared and tired to

Watch the movie.

Mom: now, you boys keep an

Eye on popper for me.

Olie: okey dokey.

Billy: you thinking what

I'm thinking?

Olie: more popcorn.

Billy: there.

That should last us all night.

Almost time!

Olie: got to warm up tubey.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: this is going to be

The best monster moviethon

Ever!

[expl*si*n]

Oh, the popcorn!

We've got to stop popper

Blowing his stack.

Ready billy?

Billy: whew!

Huh?

Gosh olie.

Your mom's going to hit the

Ceiling!

Olie: start eating, billy.

Billy: this is going to

Take forever.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: [whistle]

Spot: rruf!

Olie: better stand back,

Billy.

Okey dokey, spot?

Go too it.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: good going, spot!

Monster movie time.

Monster movie time.

Olie: monster movie time!

Monster movie time!

Monster movie time!

Billy: hooray!

Ah!

[Audio from tv...]

Announcer: and now, monster

Movie time.

What you've all been waiting

For, monster movie marathon.

Beginning with "the att*ck of

The big round scary thing".

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: well, they lasted

Longer than last time.

Mom: yup.

Let's get 'em into bed.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Audio from tv...]

Announcer: now, "revenge of

The big square scary thing".

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: see baby.

Spot good baby.

Okey dokey baby.

Tickle time.

[Laughing]

Spot: [laughing]

Zowie: spot bestest baby.

Olie: zoe, bounce on down

Here and see what I've got!

Zowie: olie olie olie!

Olie: neato, huh, zowie?

Zowie: fishy fishy fishy

Fishy.

Olie: want to see our new

Pal, spot?

Zowie: fishy fishy fishy

Fishy.

Olie: no spot!

No!

Zowie: no drink fishy, spot.

Play fishy, olie.

Play!

Play!

Olie: you don't play with

Fishies, zowie.

You watch 'em.

Zowie: no play?

Watch fishy, olie?

Olie: yeah.

You watch 'em do stuff.

Let's go watch 'em over on the

Table.

Spot: rruf rruf.

Olie: oh!

Mom: oopsy doopsy what a

Whoopsy.

Olie: stepped on spots

Ball, mom.

You have to be careful, spot.

Zowie: careful spot.

Mom: wouldn't do if

Something happened to the

Class fish.

Olie: yup.

Got to bring him back to

School on monday.

Spot: rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: good idea, spot.

Lunchtime.

Zowie: yum yum yum yum yum.

Lunchtime fishy.

Olie: zowie, no!

Fishies don't eat doggy food.

Fishies eat fishy food.

Zowie: zowie feed fishy, olie

Olie: you've got to be

Careful.

Too much food will make a

Fishy sick.

Zowie: yum yum yum.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Laughing]

Olie: look zowie.

Zowie: fishy make bubbles!

[Laughing]

Olie: nokey dokey, zoe.

You don't take fishies for

Walks.

You just, you know, watch 'em.

Zowie: okey dokey.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Telephone ringing]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf

Rruf rruf.

Olie: oh!

Where's the fish?

Zowie!

You don't give fishies baths!

You watch 'em!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Fishies are different than

Doggies, zowie.

Fishies, well, you just watch

'Em.

Right spot?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: oh!

Rruf!

Zowie: [laughing]

Fishy play baby, olie?

Olie: no zowie.

Fishy swim.

Zowie: swim swim swim.

Olie: and float.

Zowie: float float float.

Fishy fetch, olie?

Olie: no, zowie.

Zowie: what fishy do, olie?

Olie: swimming.

Zowie: what fishy do now,

Olie?

Olie: floating.

Zowie: fishy play ball?

Olie: no, zoe.

You just watch 'em.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf!

Zowie: fishy roll over?

Olie: no zowie.

Zowie: fishy beg?

Olie: no zowie.

Zowie: fishy shake paw?

Olie: no.

Fishies got fins, not feet.

Zowie: fishy play dead?

Olie: no.

Spot: [whimpering]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ He's sad

♪ He's blue

♪ Oh what will poor spot

Do ♪

♪ Ignored alone

♪ Don't run away from home

♪ So sad your plight

♪ Please don't forget to

Write ♪♪

Olie: you know, zowie, the

Fish is neat and all, but spot

Can do a lot more fun stuff.

Zowie: spot do tricks.

Olie: yeah, I'm going to

Play with spot.

Zowie: zowie play with spot t

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: spot!

Where are you?!

Zowie: spot!

Mom, mom!

Olie: we can't find spot!

His bowl is gone!

His bone is gone!

He's gone!

Zowie: spot all gone!

Mom: well, you know,

There's a lot more to taking

Care of pets than just feeding

Them and changing their water.

Maybe you were paying so much

Attention to the new fish

That --

Olie: we forgot about spot!

Zowie: spot gone now.

Olie: and it's all our

Fault.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: we thought you were

Gone!

Zowie: we find spot!

Spot no gone!

Spot spot spot!

Olie: spot, you could never

Be replaced by a fish.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf.

Zowie: zowie love you.

Olie love you.

Spot: rruf!

[Laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]
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