[ ♪♪♪ ]
♪ Way up high in the rolie
Polie sky ♪
♪ Is a little round planet of
A really nice guy ♪
♪ He's rolie polie olie
♪ He's small and smart and
Round ♪
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid around ♪
♪ Howdy
♪ Howdy
♪ Hooray
♪ Hooray
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid around ♪
♪ He's rolie polie olie
♪ He's small and smart and
Round ♪
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid around ♪
♪ Howdy
♪ Howdy
♪ Hooray
♪ Hooray
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid around ♪
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid ♪
♪ The swellest kid around
♪ Wee ♪
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: okay zowie, you have
To try and find spot.
Zowie: okey dokey, olie.
[Laughing]
Olie: hot, hot, hot.
Cold, cold!
Getting hotter!
Cold!
Getting cold again, zowie.
Zowie: cold, olie?
Olie: yeah.
You already looked behind
There.
Dad: you get hotter when
You get closer...
Olie: and colder when you
Get farther away.
Zowie: zowie cold?
Olie: freezing!
Because you're not even near
What you're suppose to find.
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Zowie: [laughing]
Olie: warmer, warmer...
Hot, hotter... Bubbling,
Boiling!
Spot: rruf rruf!
Zowie: [laughing]
Zowie find spot.
Dad: you betcha.
Well, guess I better skedadle.
Olie: where to dad?
Dad: hardware store, olie.
Have to find a gear for pappy.
Olie: pappy lost a gear?
Dad: 'fraid so.
And without it, every time he
Takes a step, he kicks himself
In the pants.
Olie: ouch!
Poor pappy.
Dad: yup.
Promised to find him a new
Gear.
But rolie polie parts as old
As pappy are hard to find.
Speaking of hard to find,
Anyone seen my car keys?
Olie: your keys are lost?
[ ♪♪♪ ]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: don't worry dad.
I'll find your missing keys
Lickety-split.
Can't miss with my new junior
Detective kit.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
I'm the junior detective.
And zowie, you can be my
Assistant.
Zowie: okey dokey, olie.
Dad: well then you two,
Don't let me get in the way.
Good luck findin' my keys.
Olie: first we need my
Junior detective magnifying
Glasses to find the clues.
Spot: rruf rruf!
Olie: a good detective
Needs a trusty blood hound.
Sniff out dad's key, spot.
Zowie: sniff, spot.
Spot sniff.
Sniff sniff sniff sniff.
Spot: rruf rruf.
Olie: good going, zowie.
Now we're on the trail.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Must be getting warmer,
Zowie.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Warm... Warmer... Hot...
Hotter...
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Warmer?
Zowie: warmer?
Olie: hot?
Hotter.
Hot hot hot!
Bubbling!
Hot dignity dog!
Dad!
Dad: what's all the
Fireworks?
Olie: the rolie polie olie
Junior detective team has
Solved the case of the lost
Keys.
Behold the missing --
Squeaky toy?
Thought you were sniffing out
Dad's keys?
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Spot: rruf rruf.
Dad: well it was a jim
Dandy try, olie.
I'll call pappy.
We can swoop down to the
Hardware store in his car.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: maybe we can't find
The keys... Because maybe
They've been stolen!
Thanks.
Ready zo?
All right, where was everyone
When the keys disappeared?
Not so fast!
When's the last time our dad
Sat on you?
Keeping your drawers shut, huh?
And what about you?
Zowie: olie?
Olie: right, cold again.
They have to around here
Somewhere.
Hot!
Cold.
Zowie: hot hot hot!
Cold.
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Cold.
Cold.
Cold cold cold.
Olie: cold cold cold cold.
Warmer... Hot... Hotter...
Rolie polie icicles.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: said I'd find your
Keys.
Guess I didn't.
Sorry.
Dad: never mind what you
Didn't find, olie.
Look at all you and zowie
Did fine.
Mom: I wondered where my
Favourite wrench got to.
Dad: and my turban.
Mom: and zowie's alligator.
Dad: my maracas.
Zowie: find spot squeaky too.
Dad: and look at all this
Change.
Yes, siree bob.
Even more than all that...
Olie: pappy!
Pappy: I don't know what
I'm going to wear out first?
My pants or my shoe leather.
Oh!
Dad: well you don't have to
Worry about that anymore pappy.
Junior detective olie just
Cracked the case of the
Missing gear.
Olie: I did?
Pappy: well, bust my bolts!
Olie, ya found the gear I lost!
Hallelujah!
My hip hopping days are over.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Great detecting work, olie.
Dad: so instead of the
Hardware store, how's about
Rolling on over to the ice
Cream parlour to reward our
Junior detectives?
Olie: ice cream, yahoo!
Dad: but we'll have to take
Your car pappy 'cos --
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: I shall now solve the
Case of the missing keys!
Zowie: dad, hot hot hot!
Mom: oh, they were there
The whole time.
Dad: oh, well roll me up
And bounce we around.
Pappy: well, what are we
Waiting for?!
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
[Sighing]
[Sighing]
Mom: looks like you three
Are having fun.
Olie: we're bored, mom.
Zowie: bored.
Mom: all righty then,
Boredy bumps.
How's about a helping hand in
The garden?
Olie: what are we going to
Do in the garden, mom?
Mom: just a little digging
And a planting and a picking.
Olie: digging, planting and
Picking, zowie.
Zowie: dig dig dig.
Spot: rruf rruf!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Mom: not so fast now.
When it comes to picking and a
Planting, the magic word is
Patience.
Olie: okey dokey.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
♪ Dig, dig, digity dig
♪ In the dirt
♪ Work, work, workity work
♪ In the dirt
[ ♪♪♪ ]
♪ Dig, dig, digity dig
♪ In the dirt
♪ Work, work, workity work
♪ In the dirt ♪
Olie: first let's do some
Picking.
Mom: that's a nokey dokey,
Olie.
Pick too quick, tastes like a
Brick.
Red is ripe and ripe is ready.
Sometimes it takes a while.
But it's worth the wait.
Olie: patience?
Mom: yes siree, bob.
Let 'em grow.
Nice and slow.
All righty then.
Let's do some planting.
Olie: what are we going to
Plant, mom?
Mom: tomatoes, olie.
Olie: tomatoes?
Zowie: yum!
Olie: I don't like eating
Them.
But they might be fun to grow.
Zowie: dig, dig, dig.
Dig?
Dig dig dig.
Dig dig dig.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Dig.
Dig dig.
[Laughing]
Oh!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Mom: okey dokey?
Olie: okey dokey.
[Beeping]
Mom: oops.
Must be dad.
Start the planting, olie.
Remember, dig, plant,
Fertilize, water.
Olie: dig, plant,
Fertilize, water.
Mom: no more than a pinch
Of fertilizer, now.
Olie: dig, plant,
Fertilize, water.
Watch me, zowie.
Zowie: dig dig dig?
Olie: yup zowie, dig.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: nokey dokey, zowie.
Zowie: dig dig dig!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: nokey dokey, spot.
Digging is finished.
Now we plant.
Zowie: [laughing]
Olie: one hole, one seed.
You try.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Lookin' good, zowie.
Now we cover them all up.
Knew you'd like that part,
Zowie.
Zowie: dig dig dig?
Olie: digging is over,
Zowie.
Time to fertilize and water.
Zowie: dig dig dig!
Olie: filler up.
Zowie: dig dig dig!
Spot?!
[Laughing]
Dig dig dig!
Olie: dig, plant,
Fertilizer and water.
Gee whilakers!
Spot: rruf rruf.
Olie: no more digging, okey
Dokey?
Spot!
Oh, no you don't!
Spot: rruf rruf rruf!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Zowie: [laughing]
Olie: spot!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Mom: well, would you look
What sprouted?
I'm sure there's a clean face
Under all that.
Olie: zo was digging, mom.
Zowie: dig dig dig, mom.
Mom: well now you two
Skalliwags can dig into the
Bubbles of a nice big bath.
Zowie: bubble bubble bubble!
Spot: rruf rruf rruf!
Mom: finish up now, olie.
Olie: okey dokey, mom.
"Atomic grow plant food.
Helps plants grow bigger,
Better faster."
Mom said just a pinch.
These seeds are going to need
All the help they can get.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Okey dokey!
Oh!
[expl*si*n]
Yikes!
Whoa!
Mom: looks like you put in
A tad too much fertilizer,
Olie.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Dinner's ready, olie.
Olie: coming mom.
Mom: guess next time olie,
You'll be a little more
Patient.
Olie: oh, you betcha.
[Laughing]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Dad: olie.
Zowie.
Come on kids.
Olie: where's pappy?
Mom: popcorn's ready.
Dad: time to warm up tubey.
Okey dokey tubey, it's show
Time.
[Audio from tv...]
Announcer: it's time once
Again, to welcome young and
Old to "the best doggone show
In the world".
Tonight --
Dad: gee whilakers!
I think tubey's a tad under
The weather.
Mom: could be a cold.
Olie: where's pappy?
He's gonna miss the travel
Part of the big show.
Announcer: we have a show
That has something for every
Member of every --
Olie: oh!
Announcer: featuring our
World famous lion tamer --
For the youngsters, little
Bo-peep.
Zowie: sheep sheep sheep.
Announcer: and of course a
Surprise guest celebrity.
Find out who will be the dance
Champion --
Dad: oh, don't want to miss
That.
Announcer: and last but not
Least, tonight we visit exotic
Boingy boingy island --
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: [sighing]
Pappy: didn't miss
Anything, did i?
Dad: no.
Tubey's sick.
Mom: rest is best, tubey.
Olie: sorry if it's 'cos
We've been watchin' ya too
Much.
Pappy: first time we missed
"The best doggone show in the
World" ever.
Olie: hey everybody, cheer
Up!
The show will go on!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Come on, come on!
A little closer.
Dad: what's up, olie?
Mom: you still haven't told
Us why you wanted my wool
Sweater and zowie's dance skirt.
Dad: and where's pappy?
Olie: you'll see.
It's a surprise.
Olie: ladies and gentlemen,
It's time once again to
Welcome young and old to "the
Best doggone show in the
World".
[ Cheers/applause ]
Dad: [laughing]
Well roll me up and bounce we
Around.
Olie: thank you, thank you.
First for the youngsters,
Little bo-peep.
[ Applause ]
Little bo-peep.
[Laughing]
Open up!
Little bo-peep has lost her
Sheep --
Zowie!
Zowie: boohoo!
Boohoo!
Olie: and doesn't know
Where to find them.
Zowie: where sheep?
Where sheep?
Mom: oh.
Zowie: sheeps olie, sheeps!
Zowie find sheeps!
Olie: not those ones,
Zowie.
Zowie: where's sheep?
Where's sheep?
Dad: [laughing]
Zowie: there's sheep.
There's sheep.
[Laughing]
Spot: rruf rruf.
Olie: little bo-peep has
Lost her sheep and doesn't
Know where to find them.
Leave them alone and they will
Come home --
Leave them alone zowie.
Zowie!
Oh, little bo-peep went --
Looking for her sheep.
And... The sheep came home
Bringing his tail behind him.
And little bo-peep came home
Too.
And they lived happily ever
After.
[ Applause ]
Mom: if that wasn't the
Cutest thing!
Dad: [laughing]
Pappy: hee hee!
Howdy folks,
Enjoying the show?
Dad: just dandy, pappy.
Pappy: good.
'Cos now I want you all to
Brace yourselves for the
Bravest lion tamer in the
Whole round world.
The amazing olie!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: send out the
Ferocious olie eating lion.
Dad: oh!
Mom: ooh!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Back lion, back I say.
Up on the stool.
Lion, the lion tamer says up
On the stool!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
No spot!
Lion, not lie down!
Come on spot!
Pal?
[Laughter]
Okay lion, lie down.
Go to sleep.
And stool, up on the lion.
[ Applause ]
Dad: what a show!
Mom: scared me.
Olie: and now it's time for
"The best doggone show" on tv
Special guest.
Mom: oh, this is my
Favourite part!
Olie: tonight's special
Guest is...
Mom!
Mom: me?
[ Applause ]
Olie: now mom, I understand
You like playing drums?
Mom: oh, well, I used to
But... Well, okay.
Oh.
[Banging]
[ Cheers/applause ]
[ Cheers/applause ]
Mom: thank you.
Thank you.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Dad: hey!
Yup, still the girl I married.
Mom: oh!
Olie: and now, last but not
Least, we're going to the
Island of boingy boingy!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Now the best doggone show's
Dance champion...
Dad!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
01x04 - The House Detectives/ The Backyard Jungle/ The Best Doggone Show in the World
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.