01x05 - Mutiny on the Bouncy/ Roll the Camera/ Pappy's Boat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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01x05 - Mutiny on the Bouncy/ Roll the Camera/ Pappy's Boat

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Way up high in the rolie

Polie sky ♪

♪ Is a little round planet of

A really nice guy ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid ♪

♪ The swellest kid around

♪ Wee ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: argh!

Stand aside matey.

Billy: ahoy there, matey.

Olie: this is going to be

The rolie poliest pirate ship

Ever.

Billy: this is going to be

The most fun ever.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: argh!

Billy: what's that for olie?

Olie: it's the plank, billy.

On pirate ships if somebody

Doesn't do what the captain

Says they have to walk the

Plank.

Into the ocean.

Billy: with the sharks?

Argh!

Olie: okey dokey.

Now we have to sail

To pirate island and bury

Captain olie's treasure.

Billy: chocolate chip

Treasure!

Captain olie!

How come you get to be

Captain?

Olie: I got the captain hat.

Billy: but I want to be

Captain.

Olie: hmm, how about you

Pick a neat pirate name?

You could be billy bones or

Barnacle billy.

Billy: how about you be

Long john olie, and I'll be

The captain.

Olie: but we both can't be

Captains, we've only got one

Ship!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: [humming]

Olie: let's flip a coin.

Billy: I've got a nickel.

Heads!

I'm captain!

Olie: gee whilakers, billy,

We both can't call heads.

Billy: that's my nickel.

Olie: and I said we should

Flip for it.

Billy: I know!

Let's flip to see who gets to

Call it.

Olie: okey dokey.

Heads.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: [laughing]

Oh!

Zowie: thank you, olie.

Billy: it's my nickel.

Olie: well, we still don't

Know who the captain's going

To be.

I know!

Whoever can jump the highest

Is captain.

Billy: one, two, three, go!

I'm higher!

Olie: no me!

I'm higher.

Billy: no, me!

That one won.

Olie: I'm higher.

Billy: no me!

That one one.

Olie: that one.

Billy: that one.

Think I'm tired.

Olie: me too.

Billy: me too.

Olie: well I'm good at

Being the pirate captain.

Argh!

Billy: yeah?

It was my idea to play pirates.

And I double your argh!

Olie: yeah, well it's my

Pirate treasure.

Argh argh!

Billy: a lot of good it

Does you without my treasure

Map.

Olie: I can make my own

Treasure map.

It's my house, so I'm the

Captain!

Billy: well I'm going to go

Home and be my own captain!

Argh!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: hoist those cushions,

Lower the armchair.

Prepare to cast off.

Steer the ship, sea salt

Zowie.

Zowie: [giggling]

Olie: pirates don't giggle,

Pirates say argh!

Zowie: argh!

[Laughing]

Olie: guess that will have

To do.

Sea dog, you guard the

Treasure.

Spot: rruf.

Olie: and sea salt, you

Guard sea dog.

Zowie: argh!

Olie: set your sails for

Pirate island!

Argh!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pirate captains always got to

Watch out for sea monsters and

Big rocks.

Look out!

There's one now!

Turn the ship!

Turn!

Huh?

Who's drivin' the ship?

Zowie, pirates don't watch tv.

You almost crashed.

Now we're way off course.

And... Spot!

Pirates don't eat treasure,

They bury it!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Gee whilakers!

We'll never get to pirate

Island.

Where's billy when you need

Him?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: got room on board for

Two more crew members, pirate

Captain olie?

Olie: argh!

You betcha, welcome aboard

Mateys.

Set sail for pirate island.

Olie: steady as she goes

Cutlass.

Dad: aye aye, captain olie.

Olie: all fine off the port

Bow, red beard?

Mom: oh!

Treasure's safe, captain.

Oh --

Argh!

Olie: who needs billy after

All.

Land ho!

Pirate island, dead ahead.

Hmm?

Mom!

We're in the middle of the

Ocean!

Mom: just checking on the

Brussel sprouts, captain.

Olie: be sure to --

Mom: oops, sorry.

Olie: and pirates don't eat

Brussel sprouts!

[Telephone ringing]

Dad: oh, might be pappy.

Olie: but pirates don't

Have telephones, dad!

Billy would never abandon ship.

It's empty!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Who stole my cookies?

Zowie: [laughing]

Argh!

Spot: [burp]

Olie: there's only one

Thing to do.

You have to walk the plank.

Off the ship into the ocean.

Zowie: [laughing]

Go swim spot, go swim!

Spot: rruf.

Olie: zowie, pirates aren't

Suppose to like walking the

Plank.

Boy, I sure miss billy.

He knows how to play pirates

Better than anyone.

I should have let him be

Captain.

[Knocking]

Olie: billy!

Billy!

You got to be captain.

Billy: no, it's okay.

You can be captain.

I'm gonna be cannonball billy.

Olie: no, I'm long john

Olie.

You be captain.

Billy: no, you be captain.

Olie: wait a second billy.

This is what got us in trouble

The first time.

I think I've got a better idea.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Know the best thing about

Being space explorers, billy?

No captains!

Billy: but you still owe me

Billy: but you still owe me

A nickel.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: [whistling]

Well howdy, olie.

What ya doin'?

Olie: watchin'.

Dad: watchin' what?

Olie: watchin' you.

Dad: watchin' me?

Well, how come?

Olie: I have to tell

Everyone at school about you.

And mom, and zowie, and my

Whole family.

Don't know what to say except

Mom's mom, zowie's zowie, and

You're you.

Dad: hmm.

Olie: hey, what's this?

Dad: my old movie camera.

What do ya know?

Olie: movies wow!

Instead of tellin' everyone

About my family, I can show

'Em.

Does it work, dad?

Dad: well, let's find out.

Olie: my name's olie.

Howdy.

This is the house where my

Family lives.

It's me again.

That's my treehouse.

There's spot.

He's my dog.

Spot does lots of neat tricks.

And sometimes he doesn't.

Spot?

Where are you?

Spot: rruf!

Olie: oh!

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

Olie: stop it spot!

Stop it!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: oops, sorry.

That's my mom --

Oops, that's my mom!

That's my little sister zowie.

She likes to help mom make

Cookies.

Zowie: olie, olie, olie, olie

Olie: shh zowie, I'm making a

Movie.

My mom's great.

She plays the drums and she

Makes the best cookies ever!

Mom: oh, everyone says

They're tummy tickling tasty.

Oh, you put in too much!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Oh, rolly doughnuts!

Oh!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Oh!

[expl*si*n]

Oh!

Don't think your classmates

Want to see me, olie.

Olie: got to be my whole

Family.

Thanks mom!

Zowie: tummy tickling tasty!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: that's my pappy.

Pappy: howdy partners!

Olie: his teeth are always

Popping out.

Pappy: whoa!

Olie: there they go.

And there goes pappy.

He's the oldest person I know.

And he's more fun that a lot

Of kids I know.

There's spot again.

Pappy: spot, not my teeth!

Olie: pappy's a lot faster

Than a lot of kids I know too.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: this is my dad.

My dad's an inventor.

Kind of.

He can fix anything.

Even the things he makes.

Dad: what I'm doing here is

Adjusting our regular vacuum

Cleaner into a superpowered

Vacuum cleaner.

Well you see this sproingy

Thing here?

That's not suppose to do that.

Olie: wow, neat.

Dad: you can stop the

Camera, olie!

Olie: ride 'em, dad.

Dad: okey dokey, olie.

Whoa!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Olie: this is the best, dad!

Dad: I don't know what to

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: I don't know what to

Say.

Olie's going to show his whole

School his movie.

And I just wish... Well I just

Wish I didn't look so silly

Ridin' around on that vacuum

Cleaner.

Mom: you?

Everyone is going to see me

With a cookie mix facial.

Pappy: and how about me?

High tailin' it after me own

Teeth.

Olie: hey mom, dad, pappy,

My movie's all ready!

Come on!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: okey dokey, here goes.

Olie polie's family movie.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: my name's olie.

Howdy.

And this is the house where my

Family lives.

That's my pappy.

Pappy: howdy partner!

Olie: his teeth are always

Poppin' out.

Pappy: oh, not again!

Olie: he's the oldest

Person I know.

He's more fun that a lot of

Kids I know.

Dad: [chuckling]

Gee pappy, look at you go.

Pappy: hee hee!

I am pretty fast, ain't i?

Olie: my dad's an inventor,

Kind of.

He can fix anything.

Dad: what I'm doing here is

Adjusting a regular vacuum

Cleaner into a superpowdered

Vacuum cleaner.

You see the sproingy thing

Here.

That's not suppose to do that.

You can stop the camera, olie!

Pappy: [laughing]

Dad: whoa!

Olie: ride 'em dad!

Dad: whoa!

Whoa!

Mom: how did you get it to

Do that?

Dad: [laughing]

Believe me, it wasn't easy.

Olie: that's my little

Sister, zowie.

Zowie: zowie mama, zowie,

Mix mix mix.

Olie: my mom's great.

She plays the drums and she

Makes the best cookies ever!

Mom: oh, everyone says

They're tummy tickling tasty.

Zowie, you put in too much!

[Laughing]

Mom: oh!

Oh!

[Laughing]

Dad: tummy tickling tasty.

Olie: that's my family.

Sometimes we're all kind of

Goofy.

But that's okey dokey 'cos it

Sure is fun.

And all the other times are

Pretty neat too.

Spot: rruf rruf.

Mom: [laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: and they lived happily

Ever after.

Olie: yes siree bob, that's

My family.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: go fish.

Got any um, s, zowie?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: go fish, olie.

Pappy: sounds like a rip

Snorting idea to me.

Olie: what's that, pappy?

Pappy: going fishin' on my

Boat.

What do you say?

Olie: but your boat's in

The backyard, pappy.

Pappy: of course!

How else you gonna go yard

Fishing.

Zowie: yard fishing, yard

Fishing!

Zowie catch big fish.

Pappy: you betcha.

I'll get it all ready.

Olie: what kind of fish we

Gonna catch in the grass?

Zowie: bigggg fish!

Pappy: fix us up a line,

Olie.

Olie: okey dokey, pappy.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: make sure spot

Doesn't get into the

Sandwiches, zo.

Because you know how nuts and

Bolts spot is about peanut

Butter.

Spot: [whimpering]

Pappy: you ready for some

Fishing, kids?

Oh, I mean mateys?

Olie: you bet, pappy.

I mean, aye aye captain.

Zowie: zowie catch biggg

Fish!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy: [chuckling]

Oh, looks like a good day for

Yard fishin'.

Spot: [whimpering]

Olie: what kind of fish we

Gonna catch in grass, pappy?

Pappy: yard fish, olie.

Zowie: zowie catch biggg

Fish.

Pappy: we don't catch yard

Fish with hooks, zowie.

Yard fish we need special bait.

Like the sticky tape

Hollohopper, the fetch and

Catch magnitron and the good

Old gum grabber.

Olie: what's this pappy?

Pappy: [laughing]

That one's the best of all.

The three fingered finagler.

Zowie: oopsy.

Pappy: good for catchin'

Yard fish... And pappies.

Olie and zowie: [laughing]

Pappy: let's try her out.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: I got one!

I got one, pappy!

What kind is it, pappy?

What kind of yard fish is it?

Pappy: well now, I'd say

You caught yourself a...

Chunky tuna tin, olie.

Olie: wow, hear that zo?

I got a chunky tuna tin.

Yard fishin' sure is fun,

Pappy.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy, I got another one!

Pappy: jumping gyroscopes,

Olie.

This could be the big one.

Olie: you think?

Wow!

What kind of fish is that

Pappy?

Pappy: well, now I'd say

That was a ring boot trout.

Olie: some catch, huh fella?

Spot?

Nothing that spot likes better

Than peanut butter sandwiches.

Right zowie?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: zowie no catch big

Fish.

Olie: it's okay zowie.

Just takes a little practice.

Don't give up, you can do it.

Come on, I'll help you.

Zowie: olie help fish?

Olie: you bet.

And you can use my lucky

Fishing rod with pappy's three

Finger finagler.

Zowie: okey dokey, olie.

Zowie catch biggg fish.

Olie: here it goes.

One, two, three --

Pappy: lunch overboard!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: oh, oh!

Pappy: there it is!

Olie: yard shark!

Pappy: looks like it's time

For... The smiler.

Olie: what's the smiler,

Pappy?

Your teeth?

Pappy: [laughing]

Bet your bolts.

No way my teeth are gonna let

A lunch get away from 'em.

Ah, eyes ain't what they used

To be.

It's up to you, zowie.

[Laughing]

Got her!

Spot: rruf rruf.

Olie: yard sharks sure like

Peanut butter.

Pappy: all together.

Easy does it now.

Spot: [growling]

Pappy: nice and slow...

Well, looks like we've saved

The lunch.

Olie: you bet.

Zowie: and zowie catch

Biggg fish.

Pappy: darn tooting.

And I'd say that's a ring eyed

Dog fish.

Yup.

Biggest I've ever seen.

Zowie: [laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy: yup.

Looks like these two have the

Right idea.

Yup, think it's time we set

Sail for home.

Olie: aye aye, captain.

Land ho!

Pappy: you're a sailor

After my own heart, olie.

Olie: that was fun, pappy.

Pappy: darn tootin'.

Olie: maybe we can go yard

Fishin' again, pappy.

Pappy: any time, olie.

Any time at all.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]
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