[ ♪♪♪ ]
♪ Way up high in the rolie
Polie sky ♪
♪ Is a little round planet of
A really nice guy ♪
♪ He's rolie polie olie
♪ He's small and smart and
Round ♪
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid around ♪
♪ Howdy
♪ Howdy
♪ Hooray
♪ Hooray
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid around ♪
♪ He's rolie polie olie
♪ He's small and smart and
Round ♪
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid around ♪
♪ Howdy
♪ Howdy
♪ Hooray
♪ Hooray
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid around ♪
♪ And in the land of curves
And curls he's the swellest
Kid ♪
♪ The swellest kid around
♪ Wee ♪
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: argh!
Stand aside matey.
Billy: ahoy there, matey.
Olie: this is going to be
The rolie poliest pirate ship
Ever.
Billy: this is going to be
The most fun ever.
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Olie: argh!
Billy: what's that for olie?
Olie: it's the plank, billy.
On pirate ships if somebody
Doesn't do what the captain
Says they have to walk the
Plank.
Into the ocean.
Billy: with the sharks?
Argh!
Olie: okey dokey.
Now we have to sail
To pirate island and bury
Captain olie's treasure.
Billy: chocolate chip
Treasure!
Captain olie!
How come you get to be
Captain?
Olie: I got the captain hat.
Billy: but I want to be
Captain.
Olie: hmm, how about you
Pick a neat pirate name?
You could be billy bones or
Barnacle billy.
Billy: how about you be
Long john olie, and I'll be
The captain.
Olie: but we both can't be
Captains, we've only got one
Ship!
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Zowie: [humming]
Olie: let's flip a coin.
Billy: I've got a nickel.
Heads!
I'm captain!
Olie: gee whilakers, billy,
We both can't call heads.
Billy: that's my nickel.
Olie: and I said we should
Flip for it.
Billy: I know!
Let's flip to see who gets to
Call it.
Olie: okey dokey.
Heads.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Zowie: [laughing]
Oh!
Zowie: thank you, olie.
Billy: it's my nickel.
Olie: well, we still don't
Know who the captain's going
To be.
I know!
Whoever can jump the highest
Is captain.
Billy: one, two, three, go!
I'm higher!
Olie: no me!
I'm higher.
Billy: no, me!
That one won.
Olie: I'm higher.
Billy: no me!
That one one.
Olie: that one.
Billy: that one.
Think I'm tired.
Olie: me too.
Billy: me too.
Olie: well I'm good at
Being the pirate captain.
Argh!
Billy: yeah?
It was my idea to play pirates.
And I double your argh!
Olie: yeah, well it's my
Pirate treasure.
Argh argh!
Billy: a lot of good it
Does you without my treasure
Map.
Olie: I can make my own
Treasure map.
It's my house, so I'm the
Captain!
Billy: well I'm going to go
Home and be my own captain!
Argh!
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Olie: hoist those cushions,
Lower the armchair.
Prepare to cast off.
Steer the ship, sea salt
Zowie.
Zowie: [giggling]
Olie: pirates don't giggle,
Pirates say argh!
Zowie: argh!
[Laughing]
Olie: guess that will have
To do.
Sea dog, you guard the
Treasure.
Spot: rruf.
Olie: and sea salt, you
Guard sea dog.
Zowie: argh!
Olie: set your sails for
Pirate island!
Argh!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Pirate captains always got to
Watch out for sea monsters and
Big rocks.
Look out!
There's one now!
Turn the ship!
Turn!
Huh?
Who's drivin' the ship?
Zowie, pirates don't watch tv.
You almost crashed.
Now we're way off course.
And... Spot!
Pirates don't eat treasure,
They bury it!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Gee whilakers!
We'll never get to pirate
Island.
Where's billy when you need
Him?
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Dad: got room on board for
Two more crew members, pirate
Captain olie?
Olie: argh!
You betcha, welcome aboard
Mateys.
Set sail for pirate island.
Olie: steady as she goes
Cutlass.
Dad: aye aye, captain olie.
Olie: all fine off the port
Bow, red beard?
Mom: oh!
Treasure's safe, captain.
Oh --
Argh!
Olie: who needs billy after
All.
Land ho!
Pirate island, dead ahead.
Hmm?
Mom!
We're in the middle of the
Ocean!
Mom: just checking on the
Brussel sprouts, captain.
Olie: be sure to --
Mom: oops, sorry.
Olie: and pirates don't eat
Brussel sprouts!
[Telephone ringing]
Dad: oh, might be pappy.
Olie: but pirates don't
Have telephones, dad!
Billy would never abandon ship.
It's empty!
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Who stole my cookies?
Zowie: [laughing]
Argh!
Spot: [burp]
Olie: there's only one
Thing to do.
You have to walk the plank.
Off the ship into the ocean.
Zowie: [laughing]
Go swim spot, go swim!
Spot: rruf.
Olie: zowie, pirates aren't
Suppose to like walking the
Plank.
Boy, I sure miss billy.
He knows how to play pirates
Better than anyone.
I should have let him be
Captain.
[Knocking]
Olie: billy!
Billy!
You got to be captain.
Billy: no, it's okay.
You can be captain.
I'm gonna be cannonball billy.
Olie: no, I'm long john
Olie.
You be captain.
Billy: no, you be captain.
Olie: wait a second billy.
This is what got us in trouble
The first time.
I think I've got a better idea.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Know the best thing about
Being space explorers, billy?
No captains!
Billy: but you still owe me
Billy: but you still owe me
A nickel.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Dad: [whistling]
Well howdy, olie.
What ya doin'?
Olie: watchin'.
Dad: watchin' what?
Olie: watchin' you.
Dad: watchin' me?
Well, how come?
Olie: I have to tell
Everyone at school about you.
And mom, and zowie, and my
Whole family.
Don't know what to say except
Mom's mom, zowie's zowie, and
You're you.
Dad: hmm.
Olie: hey, what's this?
Dad: my old movie camera.
What do ya know?
Olie: movies wow!
Instead of tellin' everyone
About my family, I can show
'Em.
Does it work, dad?
Dad: well, let's find out.
Olie: my name's olie.
Howdy.
This is the house where my
Family lives.
It's me again.
That's my treehouse.
There's spot.
He's my dog.
Spot does lots of neat tricks.
And sometimes he doesn't.
Spot?
Where are you?
Spot: rruf!
Olie: oh!
Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!
Olie: stop it spot!
Stop it!
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Olie: oops, sorry.
That's my mom --
Oops, that's my mom!
That's my little sister zowie.
She likes to help mom make
Cookies.
Zowie: olie, olie, olie, olie
Olie: shh zowie, I'm making a
Movie.
My mom's great.
She plays the drums and she
Makes the best cookies ever!
Mom: oh, everyone says
They're tummy tickling tasty.
Oh, you put in too much!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Oh, rolly doughnuts!
Oh!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Oh!
[expl*si*n]
Oh!
Don't think your classmates
Want to see me, olie.
Olie: got to be my whole
Family.
Thanks mom!
Zowie: tummy tickling tasty!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: that's my pappy.
Pappy: howdy partners!
Olie: his teeth are always
Popping out.
Pappy: whoa!
Olie: there they go.
And there goes pappy.
He's the oldest person I know.
And he's more fun that a lot
Of kids I know.
There's spot again.
Pappy: spot, not my teeth!
Olie: pappy's a lot faster
Than a lot of kids I know too.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Dad: this is my dad.
My dad's an inventor.
Kind of.
He can fix anything.
Even the things he makes.
Dad: what I'm doing here is
Adjusting our regular vacuum
Cleaner into a superpowered
Vacuum cleaner.
Well you see this sproingy
Thing here?
That's not suppose to do that.
Olie: wow, neat.
Dad: you can stop the
Camera, olie!
Olie: ride 'em, dad.
Dad: okey dokey, olie.
Whoa!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Whoa!
Whoa!
Olie: this is the best, dad!
Dad: I don't know what to
[ ♪♪♪ ]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Dad: I don't know what to
Say.
Olie's going to show his whole
School his movie.
And I just wish... Well I just
Wish I didn't look so silly
Ridin' around on that vacuum
Cleaner.
Mom: you?
Everyone is going to see me
With a cookie mix facial.
Pappy: and how about me?
High tailin' it after me own
Teeth.
Olie: hey mom, dad, pappy,
My movie's all ready!
Come on!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: okey dokey, here goes.
Olie polie's family movie.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: my name's olie.
Howdy.
And this is the house where my
Family lives.
That's my pappy.
Pappy: howdy partner!
Olie: his teeth are always
Poppin' out.
Pappy: oh, not again!
Olie: he's the oldest
Person I know.
He's more fun that a lot of
Kids I know.
Dad: [chuckling]
Gee pappy, look at you go.
Pappy: hee hee!
I am pretty fast, ain't i?
Olie: my dad's an inventor,
Kind of.
He can fix anything.
Dad: what I'm doing here is
Adjusting a regular vacuum
Cleaner into a superpowdered
Vacuum cleaner.
You see the sproingy thing
Here.
That's not suppose to do that.
You can stop the camera, olie!
Pappy: [laughing]
Dad: whoa!
Olie: ride 'em dad!
Dad: whoa!
Whoa!
Mom: how did you get it to
Do that?
Dad: [laughing]
Believe me, it wasn't easy.
Olie: that's my little
Sister, zowie.
Zowie: zowie mama, zowie,
Mix mix mix.
Olie: my mom's great.
She plays the drums and she
Makes the best cookies ever!
Mom: oh, everyone says
They're tummy tickling tasty.
Zowie, you put in too much!
[Laughing]
Mom: oh!
Oh!
[Laughing]
Dad: tummy tickling tasty.
Olie: that's my family.
Sometimes we're all kind of
Goofy.
But that's okey dokey 'cos it
Sure is fun.
And all the other times are
Pretty neat too.
Spot: rruf rruf.
Mom: [laughing]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Mom: and they lived happily
Ever after.
Olie: yes siree bob, that's
My family.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: go fish.
Got any um, s, zowie?
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Zowie: go fish, olie.
Pappy: sounds like a rip
Snorting idea to me.
Olie: what's that, pappy?
Pappy: going fishin' on my
Boat.
What do you say?
Olie: but your boat's in
The backyard, pappy.
Pappy: of course!
How else you gonna go yard
Fishing.
Zowie: yard fishing, yard
Fishing!
Zowie catch big fish.
Pappy: you betcha.
I'll get it all ready.
Olie: what kind of fish we
Gonna catch in the grass?
Zowie: bigggg fish!
Pappy: fix us up a line,
Olie.
Olie: okey dokey, pappy.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: make sure spot
Doesn't get into the
Sandwiches, zo.
Because you know how nuts and
Bolts spot is about peanut
Butter.
Spot: [whimpering]
Pappy: you ready for some
Fishing, kids?
Oh, I mean mateys?
Olie: you bet, pappy.
I mean, aye aye captain.
Zowie: zowie catch biggg
Fish!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Pappy: [chuckling]
Oh, looks like a good day for
Yard fishin'.
Spot: [whimpering]
Olie: what kind of fish we
Gonna catch in grass, pappy?
Pappy: yard fish, olie.
Zowie: zowie catch biggg
Fish.
Pappy: we don't catch yard
Fish with hooks, zowie.
Yard fish we need special bait.
Like the sticky tape
Hollohopper, the fetch and
Catch magnitron and the good
Old gum grabber.
Olie: what's this pappy?
Pappy: [laughing]
That one's the best of all.
The three fingered finagler.
Zowie: oopsy.
Pappy: good for catchin'
Yard fish... And pappies.
Olie and zowie: [laughing]
Pappy: let's try her out.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Olie: I got one!
I got one, pappy!
What kind is it, pappy?
What kind of yard fish is it?
Pappy: well now, I'd say
You caught yourself a...
Chunky tuna tin, olie.
Olie: wow, hear that zo?
I got a chunky tuna tin.
Yard fishin' sure is fun,
Pappy.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Pappy, I got another one!
Pappy: jumping gyroscopes,
Olie.
This could be the big one.
Olie: you think?
Wow!
What kind of fish is that
Pappy?
Pappy: well, now I'd say
That was a ring boot trout.
Olie: some catch, huh fella?
Spot?
Nothing that spot likes better
Than peanut butter sandwiches.
Right zowie?
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Zowie: zowie no catch big
Fish.
Olie: it's okay zowie.
Just takes a little practice.
Don't give up, you can do it.
Come on, I'll help you.
Zowie: olie help fish?
Olie: you bet.
And you can use my lucky
Fishing rod with pappy's three
Finger finagler.
Zowie: okey dokey, olie.
Zowie catch biggg fish.
Olie: here it goes.
One, two, three --
Pappy: lunch overboard!
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Zowie: oh, oh!
Pappy: there it is!
Olie: yard shark!
Pappy: looks like it's time
For... The smiler.
Olie: what's the smiler,
Pappy?
Your teeth?
Pappy: [laughing]
Bet your bolts.
No way my teeth are gonna let
A lunch get away from 'em.
Ah, eyes ain't what they used
To be.
It's up to you, zowie.
[Laughing]
Got her!
Spot: rruf rruf.
Olie: yard sharks sure like
Peanut butter.
Pappy: all together.
Easy does it now.
Spot: [growling]
Pappy: nice and slow...
Well, looks like we've saved
The lunch.
Olie: you bet.
Zowie: and zowie catch
Biggg fish.
Pappy: darn tooting.
And I'd say that's a ring eyed
Dog fish.
Yup.
Biggest I've ever seen.
Zowie: [laughing]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Pappy: yup.
Looks like these two have the
Right idea.
Yup, think it's time we set
Sail for home.
Olie: aye aye, captain.
Land ho!
Pappy: you're a sailor
After my own heart, olie.
Olie: that was fun, pappy.
Pappy: darn tootin'.
Olie: maybe we can go yard
Fishin' again, pappy.
Pappy: any time, olie.
Any time at all.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
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01x05 - Mutiny on the Bouncy/ Roll the Camera/ Pappy's Boat
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.