01x11 - Zowie Got Game/ Hickety Ups/ Chili's Cold

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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01x11 - Zowie Got Game/ Hickety Ups/ Chili's Cold

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Way up high in the rolie

Polie sky ♪

♪ Is a little round planet of

A really nice guy ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and smart and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid ♪

♪ The swellest kid around

♪ Wee ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: [snoring]

[Alarm clock ringing]

Olie: mornin' room!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: there you go, zowie.

Careful, it's hot.

Olie: mornin' zo, mornin'

Mom.

Zowie: olie, olie, olie,

Olie, olie!

Mom: morning olie.

What's the rush?

Olie: billy and I spent all

Week makin' up the most fun

Games ever.

Mom: you made up your own

Games?

Olie: yeah, olie oops.

Billy bowl.

And oinky boinky.

And today's the day we're

Gonna play 'em all.

Zowie: me play, olie?

Olie: maybe later zowie.

[Knocking]

Olie: oh, it must be billy.

Howdy billy.

All ready to go?

Billy: yeah.

Go to visit my aunt rhombus.

Olie: but what about our

Games?

What about all the fun we're

Gonna have?

Billy: sorry olie.

My mom says I've got to go.

Olie: one quick game of

Billy bowl?

[Honking]

Billy: they're waitin' in

The car, olie.

Sorry.

Olie: but it was gonna be

So much fun!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: [laughing]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf!

Zowie: olie olie olie olie

Olie.

Olie: howdy zo.

[Sighing]

Zowie: olie sad?

Olie: billy and I made all

These superfun games, like

Olie oops.

But now he can't play.

It won't be the same without

Billy.

Zowie: olie, zowie play.

Play oopy doops.

Olie: that's olie oops.

Billy named it after me.

Zowie: zowie play.

Olie: don't think you can

Zo.

You've got to do it just right.

It's pretty tricky.

To score, you have to make the

Ball go through that hoop.

Zowie: basketball, yea!

Olie: olie oops is lots

More fun than basketball.

Because you don't just throw

The ball.

You have to hit it with this.

Zowie: [laughing]

Olie: first you got to

Stand like this.

Now take three big spins.

One, two, three, and four...

And olieee... Oops!

Did it!

Zowie: yea!

Olie: first time too.

Zowie: zowie turn, zowie

Turn.

Olie: pretty neat, huh?

Lots more fun than boring old

Basketball.

Now, remember how I showed --

Zowie: whoa whoa oh!

Olie: gee whiz zo, you cut

Out all the fun stuff.

If you want to have fun you've

Got to do it like I showed ya.

Zowie: olie, olie!

Olie: wait zo.

Let me show --

Zowie: zowie do, olie.

First time.

Olie: good sh*t, zo.

But the fun part is doin' it

Like I showed ya.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy and I made this game

Even more fun than the last

One.

Zowie: [laughing]

Bowl, olie.

Zowie bowl good.

Olie: not bowling, zo.

This is billy bowl.

Way more fun than bowling.

Because you don't throw the

Ball.

You rolie polie it.

Like this.

Zowie: zowie swing too?

Olie: miss this part and

You'll miss all the fun.

That's the rolie part.

Now you bowlie it.

Strike!

Lots more fun than dopey old

Bowling, huh?

Zowie: zowie try!

Zowie try!

Olie: okey dokey, zo.

Spot: rruf rruf.

Olie: don't feel bad if you

Can't do it the first time.

Spot: rruf rruf rruf.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: the important thing

Is to have fun.

Remember zo, rolie first.

Then you --

Zowie: polie!

Uh oh, pappy boat.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: zowie do, olie.

Zowie do!

Olie: you sure did.

But you skipped the fun part

Again.

But don't worry.

Wait 'til you see oinky boinky.

It's so fun, almost can't

Stand it.

We made this one the most fun

Ever.

In oinky boinky, you have to

Get that whizy saucer into

This wheelbarrow.

Nokey dokey, zowie.

Billy and I worked real hard

To make it lots more fun than

That.

You got to get your whizy

Saucer through there...

From... Here.

Ready?

Set... Go!

Oinky boinky!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: I am the oink of

Boink!

Zowie: yea!

Oink boink oink boink.

Olie: want me to show you

Again, zo?

Zowie: zowie turn, zowie

Turn!

Olie: you sure now?

Okey dokey, but you got to

Launch it just right.

The way I showed ya.

Ready, set --

Zowie: whoa whoa whoa!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

Dad: hey, whoa!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: zowie do, olie!

Zowie do!

Olie: yeah, zo.

But you skipped the whole

Launch.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: and it's not the

Way billy and I did it.

You missed all the fun.

Zowie: zowie have fun.

Lots and lots of fun.

Olie: you did?

Zowie: tons fun!

Olie: gee whiz.

Maybe these games are even

Better than I thought.

You got a game, zowie?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: rruf rruf!

Olie: boy, I can't wait

'Til I show billy.

'Til we show billy.

We'll call it the zowie super

Zigzag and zunk.

Zowie: zigzag zunk!

Olie: come on, let's go

Show billy.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: I am the fire

Breathing dragon.

Give me the damsel or I'll

Burn down your castle.

Oh, please, I'm too young to

Be eaten.

Oh, come out yourself wizard

Breath.

All right then, I'll huff and

I'll puff and I'll blow...

[Hiccup]

I'll huff and I'll --

[Hiccup]

And I'll blow --

[Hiccup]

[Laughing]

Hey, I've got --

[Hiccup]

Hiccups.

Gee whiz.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Zowie: yum yum baby, yum

Yum.

Okey dokey, baby.

Olie: I'll trick zowie.

Zowie: spot not good baby.

Spot bestest baby.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Hiccup]

Zowie: oh, hickey up.

Baby hickey up?

[Hiccup]

Hickey up elephants?

[Laughing]

Spot: rruf rruf rruf rruf!

[Hiccup]

[Hiccup]

Olie: [laughing]

Ouch zowie.

Zowie: olie hickey up!

Olie olie!

Olie: [hiccup]

Zowie: [laughing]

Billy: olie!

Olie!

Olie: in here, billy.

Billy: howdy!

Olie: [hiccup].

Billy: hey, olie, you've

Got the hiccups.

Olie: no I don't.

[Hiccup]

Billy: yes you do, I heard

'Em.

Zowie: olie, hickey up.

[Laughing]

Olie: hey, listen to this,

Rubber baby buggy --

[Hiccup]

Bumpers.

[Laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: olie, I want the

Hiccups too.

How did you get 'em, olie?

Olie: well --

[Hiccup]

I was kind of breathin' in --

[Hiccup]

And out at the same time.

Billy: like this?

Olie: go billy --

[Hiccup]

Go!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: i, I --

Olie: can ya feel it?

Billy: [burp]

Zowie: excuse me.

Billy: excuse me.

Olie: didn't work.

Billy: yeah, but I feel

Better.

[Laughing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: [hiccup]

Oops.

Mom: sounds like you have

The hiccups, olie.

Billy: yeah, aren't they

Great, mrs. Polie?

Mom: who wants fruit punch?

Olie: no thanks mom.

Can I --

[Hiccup]

Billy: sure --

[Laughing]

You can hiccup, olie.

Olie: I mean, can I have

Some --

[Hiccup]

Billy: I'd like some

Hiccups too, please.

Zowie: hickey up.

Olie: some --

[Hiccup]

No, I mean...

[Hiccup]

[Laughing]

Mom: this might help.

Olie: [hiccup]

[Hiccup]

Zowie: [laughing]

Mom: oh, those hiccups

Startin' to get you down?

Olie: hiccup, hiccup,

Hiccup --

I'm gonna have --

[Hiccup]

'Em for a million years.

Billy: I can scare 'em out

Of ya.

Olie: you can?

Billy?

Billy?

[Hiccup]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: boo!

Whoa!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: see?

Works every time.

Olie: [hiccup]

Billy: most times.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: [sighing]

Billy: boo!

Olie: [sighing]

Billy: worked that time.

Olie: [hiccup]

Billy: almost did.

Olie, I think my head's stuck.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: drinking lots of

Water always works.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: it worked, billy.

It really worked.

My hiccups are gone.

Billy: what did I tell ya?

Olie: you're a genius billy!

A real --

[Hiccup]

Billy: well, maybe not a

Genius.

Olie: now I got to go to

The bathroom.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: I'll never get --

[Hiccup]

Rid of them --

[Hiccup]

We tried everything.

[Hiccup]

Mom: well there's only one

Thing left to do.

Go find pappy.

Olie: pappy?

How come?

Mom: for his old-fashioned

No frills bottom line hiccup

Medicine.

Olie: [hiccup]

Think it will work?

Mom: guaranteed.

Pappy: [humming]

Two raw eggs.

And shells.

Fish bones.

Olie: oh!

Pappy: cold brussel sprouts.

Olie: oh!

Pappy: couple of handfuls

Of black dirt.

Mix it all together and --

Olie: I can't drink that!

Pappy: you?

[Laughing]

Why'd you ever want to drink

My old-fashioned no frills

Bottom line plant fertilizer?

Olie: plant fertilizer?

Like to make the plants grow

Big?

Oh, you betcha!

I thought it was your hiccup

Medicine.

Pappy: [laughing]

Well I tell ya.

My hiccup medicine is a lot

Easier to swallow than this.

Olie: what is it, pappy?

Pappy: my medicine?

Olie: yeah.

Pappy: well, time.

Olie: time?

Pappy: yeah.

No matter what you

Do, hiccups just don't git

'Til they're good and ready.

And I'd say your time has come.

Olie: huh?

Hey!

My hiccups are gone!

Pappy: yup.

Just gotta wait 'em out.

Hee hee!

Olie: you know pappy, I

Never want to hear another

Hiccup ever!

Billy: guess what, olie?

[Hiccup]

That's what.

Olie: oh, no!

Billy: isn't this great?

[Hiccup]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: [yawning]

Mornin'!

Morning!

Dad: am I hungry.

I'll get the coffee going.

You get the juice, olie.

Olie: juice, check.

Hey chili, you don't look so

Okey dokey.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad.

Dad: mmm hmm?

Olie: chili's not chillin'.

Dad: oh, chili's not

Chillin'?

Oh, golly!

He is kind of warm.

Olie: is chili sick or

Something?

Dad: get my tool box from

The garage.

I'll have him all fixed up in

A jiffy.

Olie: okey dokey.

[Honking]

Olie: sorry, can't play

Right now.

Chili's gettin' warm instead

Of keepin' cool.

[Honk]

Now where's dad's tool box?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Honking]

Olie: don't worry.

Dad will get chili chillin'

Again in no time.

[Honk]

Dad: just got to rattle the

Coolin' coils.

Take apart the freezer box.

And adjust the coldness dial.

All righty.

Olie: chili's chillin'

Again?

Dad: 'fraid not, olie.

Better call... The repairman.

Mom: [humming]

Well, what do we have here?

Olie: chili's not chillin',

Mom.

Mom: not chillin'?

He's feverish.

Get the oven thermometer,

Would ya, olie?

Dad: repairman says can't

Get here 'til tomorrow.

Olie: tomorrow?!

Mom: oh, dear!

Dad: oh!

Olie: chili's temperature

Is really goin' up.

Mom: best to get all this

Stuff out of there so we can

Take a better look.

Olie: got to cool him down

Somehow.

Be right back!

Dad: where you off to, son?

Olie: next door.

The bevels got lots of ice.

Dad: that'll help.

Be right back.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Billy: I've got your ice.

Olie: thanks.

Huh?

Dad: [chuckling]

Maybe the fan wasn't such a

Great idea.

Olie: here you go, mom.

Mom: thanks, olie.

Olie: how's he doin'?

Dad: not too well, olie.

He's --

Zowie: oh!

Chili sick?

Zowie make chili feel okey

Dokey.

Mom: he's gettin' warmer!

More ice!

Olie: cold!

Let go billy.

Billy: can't.

My hands are stuck.

Olie: me too.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Dad: I can't understand it.

He's getting worse.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: not lookin' good

Fellas.

Mom: time for some

Old-fashioned homemade

Medicine.

A little more coolant.

And a cup of bolts.

Almost ready.

Dad: better hurry up.

Now he's got the shakes.

There... There... Chili.

That's... Better.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: soup's ready.

Huh?

Dad: all the ice has melted.

Olie: on my way!

Billy: whoa!

Olie: billy, come back

Billy!

We need more ice!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Mom: we've done everything

We can.

Olie: what about more ice?

I can get more.

Billy has lots.

Zowie: zowie make chili

Okey dokey.

Dad: a get well card?

Mom: oh, that's sweet,

Pumpkin.

Zowie: now big kiss.

Dad: okey dokey.

Up we go.

That's my girl.

Oh!

Well as I tick and talk.

Zowie: big hug.

[Laughing]

Mom: well I'll be!

Olie: gee whiz chili,

You're chillin' again!

Zowie: big kiss, big hug,

Chili chillin' again.

Dad: yes, siree.

Olie: sure did.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Chili chili cha cha

♪ Now our chili's chillin'

♪ Chili chili cha cha

♪ Let the smoke be wiltin'

Pappy: hee hee!

What's all the commotion?

Olie: chili's chillin'

Again!

Dad: we need to get cookin'.

I'm starvin'.

Mom: where did all that

Food go to?

Pappy: well, what do ya know?

Does this answer your question?

Zowie: zowie make spot okey

Dokey.

♪ Chili chili cha cha

♪ Ice cream nice and

Freezie ♪

♪ Chili chili cha cha

♪ For chili chilling's

Easy ♪♪

Billy: olie, where are ya?

I'm freezing up here.

Olie?!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]
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