01x13 - The Scavenger Hunt/ What's Up Jack?/ Grown Ups and Kids

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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01x13 - The Scavenger Hunt/ What's Up Jack?/ Grown Ups and Kids

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ Way up high in the rolie

Polie sky is a little round

Planet of a really nice guy ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and spurt and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ He's rolie polie olie

♪ He's small and spurt and

Round ♪

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid around ♪

♪ Howdy

♪ Howdy

♪ Hooray

♪ Hooray

♪ And in the land of curves

And curls he's the swellest

Kid the swellest

Kid the swellest kid

Around ♪

♪ Wee ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Pappy: [snoring]

Pappy: what?!

Olie: what can me and billy

Play now, pappy?

Pappy: I don't know.

How about hide and seek?

Billy: nope, played that.

Pappy: well, then, oh,

Boinky ball.

Olie: played it.

Pappy: tag?

Done it.

Pappy: chase?

Did it.

Pappy: catch?

Billy: done it.

Olie: done it.

Pappy: uh hmm.

Betcha haven't played

Scavenger hunt?

Scavenger hunt?

Olie: how do you play

Scavenger hunt, pappy?

Pappy: well, you have to

Find things.

Olie: like our favourite

Toys?

Pappy: no, that would be

Too easy.

Let's see for this scavenger

Hunt you have to find

Something wiggly, yes.

And you have to find something

Slippery.

Then something bouncy.

Billy: we can do that,

Olie.

Olie: you bet, billy.

We'll split up.

Billy: if we find anything

That's wiggly, slippery or

Bouncy, put it in the rocket

Ship until we have everything.

Billy: okey dokey.

Pappy: [laughing]

Oh, that, ought to keep them

Busy.

Billy: something slippery,

Uh hmm.

Slippery.

Hmmm?

Nothing slippery in here.

Catch!

Whoo!

Spot: ah!

Billy: ah ha.

A banana peel, very slippery.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Spot: [yawning]

Olie: I'm on a scavenger

Hunt.

I'm looking for something

Slippery, something bouncy and

Something wiggly.

Nope, that's clanky.

Nope that's klunky.

My super boinky bouncy ball

Ah!

Oh, no, it's getting away.

Spot: yipes!

Pappy: ha!

Who --

Olie: sorry, pappy.

Okey dokey, now to find

Something wiggly.

I wonder how billy's doing?

Billy: bouncy, bouncy,

Bouncy!

Beddy's very bouncy.

Come on beddy.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh!

A pogo stick!

Much lighter than beddy and

Just as bouncy.

To the rocketship.

Olie: something wiggly,

Nope.

Something wiggly, nope.

Nah!

Nope.

Nothing wiggly anywhere.

Ah ha strawberry jigglio,

There's nothing wigglier than

Jigglio.

Oh, easy does it.

Pappy: [snoring]

What!

Huh?

Billy: sorry, pappy!

Olie: boy, this jigglio

Wiggles.

I guess I better go real slow.

Billy: boy, what happened

To olie?

I'm finding everything.

Oh well, now for something

Wiggly.

Billy: well looky there.

Mighty wiggly if you ask me.

Come here spot.

Spot: [barking]

Billy: it's not a game,

Spot!

I need you for the scavenger

Hunt!

Spot!

Spot: boy, I'm getting

Everything.

I wonder what happened to

Billy?

Oh, well.

Pappy: [snoring]

Ah!

Spot: [barking]

Billy: come on spot!

Sorry pappy.

Pappy: oh.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: soap!

Soap's slippery.

Oops, real slippery.

Billy: [laughing]

Hold everything, olie.

I found everything.

Olie: you found everything.

But I found everything.

Billy: something wiggly.

Olie: something slippery?

Billy: something bouncy?

Yeah.

Billy: oh, oh.

My banana peel!

Olie: my jigglios!

Spot: [burping]

Olie: well, here's my

Slippery soap.

Billy: I got something

Bouncy.

Pappy: whoa, what's all the

Commotion.

Olie: we found everything

,Pappy, but spot ate our

Wiggly.

All we got now is something

Slippery.

Billy: and something

Bouncy.

Pappy: spot ate your

Wiggly?

[Laughing]

Olie: wait a second, I

Think we found something

Wiggly, pappy.

Pappy: me?

[Laughing]

Billy: pappy's very, very

Wiggly, especially when he's

Giggly.

Pappy: well, then, I guess

You finished your first ever

Scavenger hunt.

Olie: we did it, billy!

Billy: we sure did, olie.

Pappy: now, what do you say

We celebrate?

I know where we can get some

Strawberry jigglio.

Olie: I think we're a

Little late pappy.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: and so zowie's

Favourite toy dragons were

Imprisoned in the deepest,

Darkest dungeon.

Zowie, zowie!

Zowie: me no zowie, olie.

Me princess.

[Laughing]

Olie: okay, then, princess

Zowie.

Your favourite dragons have

Been caught by the evil

Jack-in-the-ball!

In your ball, jack.

But fear not, general olio

Will save them, right, faithful

Sidekick?

Zowie: olie save dragons.

Olie: hey, you guys are

Prisoners.

Zowie: dragons go back!

Olie save.

Olie: don't worry, zoe --

I mean princess.

I will save them.

Zowie: pretty, pretty,

Pretty.

Olie: she's counting on us,

Spot.

It's up to you and me!

Spot, not so fast.

We have to do this real

Sneaky.

And so general olio started

Out on his most dangerous

Mission ever.

His trusty sidekick at his

Side.

Spot?

Deciding to leave his

Sidekick behind to guard his

Back, olie continued on alone

Knowing that the evil jack

Could spring out at any second

And melt his deadly jack

att*ck.

Almost there.

Ah!

Spot: [barking]

Olio: [laughing]

Spooky jack almost got me.

Spot: [barking]

Olie: if olie was going to

Rescue the dragons and live to

Tell about it, he was going to

Need help.

Men, that jack is a tricky

One.

I need a volunteer to step

Forward.

My trusty sidekick spot.

I knew I could count on you.

Spot was the bravest dog in

The whole universe.

One bark would send shivers of

Fear through any

Jack-in-the-ball.

Spot: [barking]

Olie: but this

Jack-in-the-ball was evil.

A dog-eating-dragon-grabbing

Jack-in-the-ball.

But spot didn't care.

He was going to let any

Jack-in-the-ball scare him.

He was going to save those

Dragons if it was the last

Thing he did.

Spot: [barking]

Olie: go get 'em spot!

I'm counting on you!

Spot: [barking]

[Sniffing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Ah!!

Olie: ah!

Don't worry, zowie, we'll

Rescue your dragons yet.

Zowie: me princess zowie,

[Laughing]

Olie: we'll we're going to

Need more help.

Lots of it.

Spot: [barking]

Olie: hmm, nokey dokey

Spot, no chew.

Olie command one to two troop

Two, over.

All clear.

Begin operation jack att*ck.

Olie commend one still clear.

Move out!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie command to toy troop.

Okey dokey.

Everybody in position?

Toy troop att*ck when ready!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: oh, well, operation

Jack att*ck had failed, but

Olie would never blame his

Troops.

Nice try toys.

It's not your fault.

That jack is just too scary.

There has to be a way to save

Those dragons I promised

Zowie.

Zowie: no zowie, olie, me

Pretty princess.

See olie, me pretty, pretty

Princess now.

Olie: wow, zowie, you look

Really, really --

Just right!

Olie suddenly knew how to

Rescue her dragons.

He'd have to out jack the

Jack.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie command one to jack two,

Over.

Begin operation pop that

Weasel.

Zowie: [humming]

[Laughing]

Olie: we did it!

We out jacked the jack.

[Cheering]

Olie: it's okey dokey,

Jack.

Nothing to really be afraid

Of.

It was only zowie all prettied

Up.

And so general olio and his

Faithful dragon-saving

Sidekick -- spot, no chew --

Spot: [barking]

Olie: rescued princess

Zowie's pet dragons and saved

The day once a again.

Zowie: princess make

Dragons.

[Laughing]

Pretty, pretty, pretty.

Olie: it looks to me like

That those dragons could use

Some more rescuing, huh, spot?

Olie and spot to the rescue!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Children laughing and

Playing]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[Children laughing and

Playing]

Dad: got a lot of chores

Today?

Mom: yes, should be fun.

Take it easy kids.

[Deep sighs]

Olie: I'm glad we're not

Grown ups because being kids

Is the best!

Billy: yeah.

Zowie: yeah!

Olie: we have all the fun.

Billy: except for the part

Where grown ups get to stay up

Real late.

Olie: oh, yeah, but that's

The only thing.

Billy: yeah!

Being kids is still more fun.

Olie: yeah.

Zowie: yeah.

Olie: except grown ups get

To drive cars and eat anything

They want.

Gee whiz, grown ups do have

More fun, don't they?

Billy: yeah.

Zowie: yeah.

Olie: hey, what if we were

The grown ups?

Olie: hey, billy!

Billy: that's william, I am

A grown up.

Zowie: william, william.

Billy: so what are we

Grown ups going to do today?

Olie: I know, we'll take

The family car to the bank,

Get out all the money and

Spend it on rolie road ice

Cream.

Billy: and new toys.

Yeah, new toys!

Olie: gosh being grown ups

Is the best.

[Mom and dad laughing and

Playing]

Olie: howdy kids.

Mom: we want mom and dad

And billy to play with us.

Billy: that's william.

Olie: okey dokey.

Because we're the grown ups,

We can play any game we want.

Billy: shall we play jump

On the furniture?

Yeah!

[Laughing and playing]

Dad: we don't want to play

That.

Mom: we want to play tidy

Up.

Dad: yeah, tidy up!

Tidy up!

Tidy up!

Billy: tidy up?

That's no fun.

Mom: tidy up is the best

Game.

You get to pick up all kinds

Of things and put them back in

Exactly the right places!

Dad: it's like a great big

Puzzle.

Yeah!!

Olie: well I guess the

House could use a little tidy

Up.

Yeah!

Billy: [sighing]

The house is even cleaner than

When it was built.

We're hungry, we're hungry,

We're hungry!

Yeah, what's for dinner?

Billy: dinner?

Olie: we're grown ups.

We can make anything we want.

Yeah!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: hmmm.

Zowie: [laughing]

♪ The totally chocolate

Dinner ♪

♪ Cakes and cookies and

Cream ♪

♪ The total chocolate dinner

Eaten it's just a dream ♪

♪ Brownies, pudding all the

Works ♪

♪ What we'll eat is just

Desserts ♪

♪ The totally chocolate

Dinner chocolate up

And down ♪

♪ The totally chocolate

Dinner with sprinkles all

Around yeah ♪♪

Olie: golly, being grown

Ups is great.

Oh kids!

Billy: dinner.

Zowie: din, din.

Dad: yeah, yeah, yeah.

Olie: totally chocolate

Dinner!

Billy: I hope you're

Dinner.

Olie: chocolate sundaes.

Billy: chocolate cookies.

Olie: chocolate milk

Billy: and for dessert,

Chocolate, chocolate cake.

Zowie: with sprinkles.

[Laughing]

Dad: we don't want

Chocolate, we want vegetables.

Vegetables!

Mom: yeah, like carrots!

Dad: no, peas!

Mom: no, brussels sprouts.

Dad: and ruffage.

Mom: lots of ruffage.

Ah ha.

And grain cereal with no sugar

And some nice dry toast.

Olie: [sighing]

Mom: no room for dessert.

Dad: unless it's lima

Beans.

Billy: so what are we going

To do now?

Olie: well we're grown ups,

We can do whatever we want.

Let's watch cartoons!

Yeah!!

Billy: that sounds most

Interesting.

Dad: I want to watch golf!

Mom: I want to watch the

News!

Dad: golf, said it first!

Mom: did not.

News, called it!

Dad: no.

Mom: news!

Olie: calm down now, kids.

Tonight we'll watch golf and

Tomorrow we'll watch the news,

Okey dokey?

Well, okey dokey.

Dad: but later on I want to

Watch a fishing show.

Mom: and I want to watch a

Infomercial.

Dad: [laughing]

Hole in one!

Mom: when's bedtime?

Olie: well for us, there is

No bedtime!

Zowie: no sleepy, no

Jammies.

Mom: so we can go to bed?

Dad: we don't want to stay

Up late.

We want to go to bed early!

Please, please, please, oh

Please!

Olie: okey dokey, the kids

Can go to bed and the grown

Ups can stay up all night.

Dad: read us a story.

Mom: please!

Story, a story, a story.

Olie: something really

Scary?

Billy: something really

Exciting?

Mom: yeah, I know just the

Thing.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: and so the mayor said

He is happy to be elected

Again.

The [yawning] end

Nighty, night.

[Snoring]

Olie: boy, billy, you sure

Get sleepy being a grown up.

Don't think I could stay up

All night even if I --

Billy: [snoring]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Olie: boy, I think grown up

Fun is a lot of work.

Billy: I think I'm going to

Stick to having kid fun.

Zowie: kid,

Kid,best, best, best.

Olie: you said it, zowie.

Spot: [barking]

[Laughing and playing]

Mom: do you think kids have

All the fun?

Dad: well, not all the fun.

Mom: oh.

[Laughing and playing]

Dad: hey!

[ ♪♪♪ ]
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