02x37, 38, 39, 40 - The Traffic Badge/The Dressing Up Badge/The Getting On Badge/The Wedding Badge

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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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02x37, 38, 39, 40 - The Traffic Badge/The Dressing Up Badge/The Getting On Badge/The Wedding Badge

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[HUMMING]

NARRATOR: Roly,
isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the traffic badge.

Oh, what a lovely day.
Where are you all off to?

SQUIRRELS: We're going
to the Tropical Lake.

NARRATOR: What are
you going to do there?

I'm going to make a big splash!

I'm going to go
down the log slide.

I want to try the rope swing.

I'm going to relax
in the hot tub.

I'm going to go to the toilet!

-Huh?
-NARRATOR: Do you need to go, R?

Yeah.

Really bad.

Duggee asked if you needed
before we set off!

Yeah! Three times.

But I didn't need then.

We just left, Roly.
We just left.

NARRATOR: I'm sure Duggee can
find you somewhere to go, Roly.

[WOOFS]

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[TAP RUNS]

[HAND-DRYER WHOOSHES]

I went all by myself!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

-Huh?
-[HORNS HONK]

BEE: Yo, what's the hold up?

You drive like an old aphid.

Let's get going!

Move it or lose it!

This is unbelievable.

NARRATOR: Oh, no, traffic jam.

Looks like you'll be stuck
here for a while.

[WOOFS]

[CHUCKLES] I like your hat.

Move!

Hi! Where are you going?

ALL: We're going to
the Tropical Lake.

We're going there too!

ALL: Yay!

[ALL CHEER AND LAUGH]

[HORNS HONK]

Ugh. Are we nearly
there yet, Duggee?

Ah. [WOOFS]

Are we going to be
stuck in traffic forever?

Huh...

If only Duggee had a badge
that would help.

You mean, like this one?

Huh?

NARRATOR: Yes, of course.

Duggee has his traffic badge.

He knows what to do.

[WOOFING]

NARRATOR: Ah,
good idea, Duggee.

You'll take a shortcut
around the traffic.

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

[ENGINE REVS]

We're moving!

[SIGHS]

NARRATOR: Isn't the A303
a more direct route, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR: Oh, yes.

I forgot about the roadworks
on Beehive Bypass.

[WOOFS]

ALL: Whee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

Look! We're in front of
all the traffic!

ALL: Yay!

[TRAFFIC SIGHS]

Oh, dear.

What's wrong
with that alligator?

NARRATOR: I think
he's broken down.

No, no, no!
My beautiful pineapples!

NARRATOR: Looks messy.

I told you to slow down!

Hello. What happened to you?

We were on our way
to the Tropical Lake

to sell my
refreshing pineapples.

But my beautiful gator,
he hit a bump

and his tail went...

[POPS]

...and all of my pineapples,
they went everywhere.

Blocking the road!

ALL: Uh-huh.

And I can't clear the road
by myself.

SQUIRRELS: We'll help.

Oh, si, si, si!

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

[LAUGHS]

Yee-haw!

ALL: Yay!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

[SPEAKS PORTUGUESE]

Thank you
so much, Squirrels.

Now I can sell my delicious
pineapples at the...

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

ALL: Tropical Lake!

[ALL CHEER]

[TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYS]

ALL: Yay!

ALL: Pineapples!

Yay!

ALL: Pineapples!

Pineapples!

[ROLY LAUGHS]

ALL: Pineapples!

Yay!

[LAUGHS]

MONKEYS: Pineapples!

[ROLY LAUGHS]

[SIGHS]

Pineapples.

[ROLY LAUGHS]

[GASPS]

I need the toilet!

Excuse me! Excuse me!
I need the...

Excuse me!

Pineapples!

Si, si, si! Yes!

I sold all my pineapples.

[SPEAKS PORTUGUESE]

Thank you so much!

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your traffic badge!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah.
And here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

Aww.

Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got
our traffic badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR:
Happy? Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the dressing up badge.

[HUMMING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee! Ooh!
A present?

-[WOOFS]
-For Enid?

NARRATOR: Yes, Happy.
It's Enid's birthday.

[GASPS] But we didn't
get her anything.

Erm, we could
give her a surprise.

But Enid doesn't like
surprises. Remember?

Duggee!

[MEOWS]

SQUIRRELS: Hmm.

-Balloons?
-No, she doesn't like those.

[MEOWS]

-Cake.
-SQUIRRELS: No!

-[WOOFS]
-[ENID MEOWS]

[HISSES]

SQUIRRELS: Oh, yeah.

Hmm. What does she like?

[ENID MEOWS]

Enid likes dressing up!

SQUIRRELS: Oh, yeah!

We could have
a dressing up party for her.

NARRATOR:
Ooh. Duggee could help...

[WOOFS]

...because he has his
dressing up badge.

-And...
-[WOOFS]

...the dressing up box!

[SQUIRRELS CHEERING]

SQUIRRELS: Finished!

I'm going to be a pirate!

Avast, me hearties!

I'm going to be a farmer.
Vegetables ahoy!

I'll be a knight!
Whoa! Easy, boy!

Nee-naw, nee-naw!
I'll be a fireman!

And I'm going to be a plumber!

NARRATOR: Very practical.
So everyone's dressed.

SQUIRRELS: Yes!

-[CROAKS]
-[CLUCKING]

-Yes!
-[WOOFS]

NARRATOR: Jolly good!
Just in time, here comes Enid.

Shh! Remember,
Enid doesn't like...

[LOUDLY] Happy birthday!

[ENID MEOWS]

...loud noises.

Roly! You've scared her away.

Sorry!

Never fear, I will not have my e
until we have found her.

-Me too!
-And me!

BOTH: And us!

I see her! She's over there!

-She's locked in a tower.
-[MEOWS]

Not for long.
Onward, Squirrels!

[ALL CHEERING]

[CLUCKING]

[CLUCKING]

Oh. How are we
going to cross that?

Fear not, Tag, for I,
Norrie the Pirate,

have sailed the six seas...

Seven seas!

...and I will see you to
the other side on my pirate shi!

[ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING]

Set sail!

[HORN TOOTS]

Watch out for the sea monster.

[THUNDER CLAPS]

Hold tight, everybody!
Land ahoy!

SQUIRRELS: Hurray!

We made it!

But look, a dragon.

Hello!

[COUGHS]

A fire-breathing dragon.

How ever will we get past?

Coming through!
Nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw!

Oh! That wasn't in the script.

Yay! Nothing will
stop us now!

WIZARD: Nothing?
Let's see about that.

-[ALL GASP]
-SQUIRRELS: A magician!

No, a wizard.

[LAUGHING]

And you shall not pass until you
have solved my riddle.

What is orange and sounds
like a parrot?

You'll never get it!

[LAUGHING]

Er, a carrot?

Ha! Curses! The reptile farmer
is correct.

You may now pass.

[ALL CHEERING]

Well done, Happy.

-Great costume, Tino.
-[SPEAKS GERMAN]

Come on, everybody.
We're nearly at the tower.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[CLANGS]

Halt! I am the guardian of
the tower...

[GULPS]

...and I'm very hot.
Can someone get me out of here?

Leave-a this to me-a!

[SIGHS]

That's better.
Thank you very much.

At last, we've reached Enid!

But she's all the way
up the tower.

[MEOWS]

-How can we get her down?
-[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: [GASPING]
Enid's present!

[MEOWS]

NARRATOR:
Ah! The old cat-food trick.

It never fails!

Our quest is complete!

SQUIRRELS: Happy Birthday, Enid!

NARRATOR: What a wonderful
dressing up party.

Oh...

NARRATOR:
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
dressing up badge!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah, and here are your
parents. Just time for one mor.

-SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!
-Aww.

Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got our
dressing up badges!

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[CLANGS AND CLATTERS]

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR:
Roly? Isn't it time for...

[GASPS]
Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

EVERYONE: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee?

[WOOFS]

EVERYONE: Duggee!

[CROWD LAUGHING]

ALL: Hey Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee and
the Getting on Badge.

Hello, Duggee. What a lovely
day to be outside!

[BOUNCING NOISE]

-Huh?
-[LAUGHING]

Ya-hey!

Hagh-hagh-hagh!

Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop!

Excuse me?

ALL: [LAUGHING]

Can you keep that noise down?
I'm trying to sleep!

What noise?

All that banging!

Bang, bang, bang,
that's all I can hear!

You're a fine
one to talk, Mole.

And what's that
supposed to mean, Fox?

Oh, I think
you know, Mole.

BOTH: Yes!

Where have you all come from?

From our underground homes.

You live underground?

Yes. Next to him.

Ah, it must be lovely
living together.

NEIGHBOURS: Hmm!

Not with Mole's constant
banging.

[BANGING]

[CRASH]

It ruins my cooking!

FOX: Maybe that's a good thing.

The smell of your food is
terrible!

That terrible smell comes from
all the rubbish in Vole's flat.

Huh? None of that stuff is
rubbish!

[CLANGING]

[CRASH]

Oh, I was wondering where this
toothbrush went!

[LAUGHING] None of this stuff's
rubbish? What a joke!

I don't know what you're
laughing at, Worm,

what with all that awful music
you play!

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

It's so loud!

It has to be loud, to cover
your grunting.

That's it! [GRUNTS]

Feel... [GRUNTS]

...the burn! [GRUNTS]

How dare you. I don't grunt!

Yes, you do.

I thought that was you, Badger!

It is not!

-And you broke my cooker!
-It wasn't my fault!

They don't seem
to get on, do they?

Maybe we could help them.

But how?

-I know! We could...
-Sing them a soothing song!

A soothing song!

No, Roly, you're too loud.

I'm not loud!

Argh, you're so annoying, Worm!

-I'm not, you are!
-You both are.

-And you.
-You all are!

What I was trying to say was...

-We could splash in puddles!
-Happy, you didn't let me finis!

Not all of us like
getting wet, Happy!

-Don't we?
-No!

We like getting muddy!

No, we don't!

-I do!
-See!

-No-one ever lets me say anythi!
-Yes, we do!

No, you don't!

-We do!
-Do we? No!

-This isn't getting us anywh...
-[GRUNTING]

-Stop it!
-Stop what?

-Her grunting.
-I don't grunt!

[WOOFING]

NARRATOR: Maybe Duggee could
help here? He does have...

[WOOFING]

...his Getting On Badge.

Why did we go back to the Clube
and talk about it calmly?

[WOOFING]

NARRATOR: So, how do you feel
when you're not getting on?

Oh, that's easy.

Not very happy.

Mmm. [WOOFING]

NARRATOR: And how do you feel
when you are getting on?

Er, happy?

[WOOFING]

NARRATOR: Any ideas on how you
could become happy?

-By...
-[WOOFING]

Having...

Fun?

-EVERYONE: Together!
-[WOOFING]

NARRATOR: Time for some
team-building exercises.

Number one, trust.

[LAUGHING]

Number two, sharing.

[SLIRPING]

BOTH: Mmm!

Number three, teamwork.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Number four, communication.

Left. No, no, no, not
your left, my left!

Now cr*ck!

[LAUGHING]

Number five, patience.

-Yay!
-Yeah!

NARRATOR: Now let's put
them all together!

[WOOFING]

Mmm, that smells lovely, Badger.

When will it be ready?

-NARRATOR: Patience.
-Not long now.

Can one of you tell everybody
that lunch is nearly ready?

I'll go!

-This one?
-[GIGGLES] Good choice, Happy!

Lunch is ready!

NARRATOR: Communication.

[WOOFING]

Yeah, I think that outfit really
suits you, Duggee.

NARRATOR: Trust.

Badger says lunch is ready.

We'll be right there.

[GRUNTING]

-Badger says...
-Lunch is ready!

Oh, goody, I'll bring my plates!

NARRATOR: Sharing.

Lunch is ready!

Perfect timing,
we've just finished the table!

NARRATOR: Teamwork!

-[LAUGHING]
-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[GRUNTING]

This is lovely.

Oh, yes, we should do this
more often.

NARRATOR: Isn't everyone
getting on, Duggee?

[WOOFING]

[PANTING]

-Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
-[WOOFING]

EVERYONE: Yay!

[BEEPING]

NARRATOR: Ah! And here
are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

EVERYONE: Duggee hug!

Aww.

Duggee hug.

[LAUGHING]

CHILDREN: We got our
Getting On Badges!

CHILDREN: Ahh.

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

-Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
-[WOOFING]

Oh, sorry, Duggee, we weren't r.

NARRATOR:
Happy? Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Wedding Badge.

-NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels.
-[DOORBELL RINGS]

-NARRATOR: Oh.
-ALL: There's somebody at the d.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

Good morning!

Special delivery for
Digley and the Squiggles!

ALL: The Squirrels!

-DELIVERY CHIPMUNK: Whatever!
-[DOOR SLAMS]

Ooh.

What does it say, Duggee?

"It is with very
great pleasure

"that I invite Duggee

"and the Squirrels
to my wedding."

[ALL GASP]

King Tiger's getting married?

[WOOFS]

Why has he asked us
to go to the wedding?

-NARRATOR: Because...
-[WOOFS]

Duggee has
his Wedding Badge,

and is required to do

a very special job.

SQUIRRELS: Ooh!

Why are we wearing hats, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR: All guests must wear s
to a royal wedding, Tag.

Oh!

What about the fruit?

NARRATOR:
Well, let's just say it's trad.

Okay!

[CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYS]

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

Oh, welcome! Do come in.

Glad you could make it.

Have you been working out?

My, what a beautiful hat.

Ah, Duggee! And the Squirrels!

And fruit!

Oh, how marvellous!

My, what a handsome table.

[BELL RINGS]

Esteemed guests,

let me compliment all of you

on your truly
splendid headgear!

[ALL CHEERING]

But today, the most
enchanting creature

I have ever met will wear
the most beautiful hat of all!

[ALL GASPING]

-It's time!
-[SQUAWKS]

-[WOOFS]
-Yes, Duggee, I'm ready.

A-woof-woof woof-woof!

[HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYS]

[MUSIC STOPS]

Where is she?

Darling! Are you there,
my darling?

Mmm. She is very shy.

[GASPS]

You don't suppose
she's changed her mind?

Don't worry, King Tiger,

we'll find your bride!

[SQUIRRELS CHEERING]

[PANTING]

SQUIRRELS: Bride-to-be,
where are you?

WOMAN: Ooh! Ow! Ouch!

What's that noise?

It's coming from over there.

[SQUIRRELS GASP]

Hello, sweetlings!

SQUIRRELS: Chew Chew!

Oh, thank goodness you're here.

I've got my wedding dress stuck.

You're the bride?

Who else?

Don't worry, we'll get you out!

SQUIRRELS: Pull!

-[CRASHING]
-CHEW CHEW: Oh, no!

Oh, no! My beautiful dress!

I can't get married like this.

-That's all right, Chew Chew...
-SQUIRRELS: We'll fix it!

[PANTING]

I knew this would happen!
I knew it was too good to be tr.

I'm such a fool, Duggee!

Why would such a sophisticated,

enchanted creature like that
ever marry me?

[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

Excuse us!

[GIGGLES]

Back in a tic!

Is madam ready?

As always.

BETTY: Yay!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Finished!

I feel like a proper princess!

[LAUGHS]

You see, Duggee,
I've been let down before.

Happiness always seems to slip
through these stripy paws.

[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

Oh, good. You're still here.

[HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYS]

[ALL GASPING]

Oh, I say!

ALL: Aw!

My darling! You look so fruity!

A-woof-woof woof.

It would be my pleasure!
My honour! An etern...

-A-woof-woof?
-Yeah, me too.

[WEDDING MUSIC PLAYING]

Woof-woof!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

And now,

bring on the jelly dancers!

SQUIRRELS: Jelly belly dancers!

[MUSIC PLAYS]

Doesn't it look
delicious, darling?

Yeah!

[MUNCHING]

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels!

You've earned your
Wedding Badge!

[CHEERING]

[CAR HONKS]

Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

-NARRATOR: Aw.
-Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got our
Wedding Badges!

Aw!

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Erm...

[WEDDING MARCH PLAYS]
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