02x45, 46, 47, 48 - The Singing Badge/The Playing Badge/The Party Badge/The Tour Guide Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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02x45, 46, 47, 48 - The Singing Badge/The Playing Badge/The Party Badge/The Tour Guide Badge

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NARRATOR:
Norrie! Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

-[LAUGHS]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Singing Badge.

NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels,
what are you doing?

-We're walking.
-In the countryside.

NARRATOR:
Oh, that sounds lovely.

SQUIRRELS: Yeah!

There's butterflies.

-There's worms.
-WORM: Watch out!

Sorry.

And puddles.

Splash, splash, splash!

-We love...
-The countryside!

-[SPLASHES]
-Huh?

Ew! That's wet.

Oh, that's prickly.

Ugh, that's not a puddle.

[SIGHS] The countryside
is making me...

Tired.

SQUIRRELS:
Are we nearly home, Duggee?

-A-woof.
-[SQUIRRELS SIGH]

A-woof-woof-woof. A-woof!

NARRATOR: Good idea, Duggee.
Let's sing a song

and you'll be back
before you know it.

But we don't know any songs.

NARRATOR: Don't worry, Squirrel.
Duggee does, because...

♪ A-woof! Woof! ♪

NARRATOR:
He has his Singing Badge.

Just copy him.

♪ A-woof-woof-woof

♪ A-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof!

♪ The big old doggy dog

♪ Woof-woof-woof-woof-woof!

♪ He had 10,000 bones

♪ Woof-woof-woof-woof-woof

♪ He ate them up really quickly

♪ Woof-woof-woof-woof-woof

♪ And then he had no bones

♪ A-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof

♪ Because he had no bones... ♪

VOICE: Shh!

♪ He went all wobble-e-e-ey! ♪

-Huh?
-What was that?

It was me!

NARRATOR: It's Mrs Weaver.
SQUIRRELS: The beaver!

A-woof!

Yes, and I'm trying
to get my cubs to sleep.

CUBS: What is it, Mum?

Aw, they're so sweet.

Are they the ones
making that horrible sound?

Huh?

My cubs are really tired
and they won't sleep

while you're making
all that noise.

We're only singing, Mrs Weaver.

Don't you like singing?

Oh! I love singing.

As a matter of fact,

I come from a long line
of beavers that love to sing.

You must be really good, then.

Well, I'm not bad.

Sing us a song, Mrs Weaver!

SQUIRRELS: Yeah!

-Oh, I don't know.
-SQUIRRELS: Please!

Well...

♪ Yeah!

♪ Don't think because
I'm an animal that I don't sing

♪ I got a heart and a brain
and some hips to swing

♪ Give me the space to move
and the air to breathe

♪ And I will give you
a bottom-shaking melody

-♪ We like that sound
-♪ We like the way it goes

-♪ We can feel it from our heads
-♪ Right down to our toes

♪ It's all about the feeling
that you get inside

♪ You make a shape with
your mouth and your lungs are d

♪ From down into your soul
now here it comes

♪ It's a burst and, oh!
And a roll of drums

♪ It's all about the b*at
and the feel of the groove

♪ And with a little harmony
I do approve

♪ There ain't no rules
You can sing how you like

♪ In the bath, on a stage
on your sister's bike

-♪ You can chorus
-♪ Yeah!

-♪ You can growl
-Grrr!

♪ You can blow and you can buzz

♪ Doesn't matter
what the noises that the song-s

♪ The point ain't to impress
or be assessed

♪ Some people might do that
but nevertheless

♪ You don't sing for rewards
or a pat on the back

♪ You don't sing just to win,
Tag, remember that

♪ Whether you're in tweeds
or jeans or sporting a nappy

♪ You've only got to sing
to make you feel happy

♪ You want to sing
want to dance jump up off the d

♪ Open up, up wide
and make that sound

♪ Keep your gold
and your diamonds and your rubo

♪ Because singing's all
a beaver really wants to do

♪ Gold and diamonds
and your rubies too

♪ Cos singing's all
a Squirrel really wants to do

-♪ Singing about the sun
-♪ Singing about my mum

♪ Singing about
my favourite fruit the Japanesm

♪ Singing about the moon

♪ Singing about singing
only slightly out of tune

♪ So if you're down
in the dumps or feeling sad

♪ There's something you can do
to make things less bad

♪ It's a song
take it, Squirrels

♪ It's a song

♪ Singing loud and proud

♪ Singing on your own
or in a crowd

-♪ Singing very quickly
-♪ Or singing very slow

-♪ Singing up high or singing...
-♪ Down low

♪ Singing, singing to sleep
It's a sleepy song

♪ Singing, singing to sleep

♪ Bed is where you belong

♪ Singing, singing to sleep

♪ It's a sleepy song

♪ Singing, singing to sleep

♪ Bed is where you belong

♪ Waving, waving goodbye

♪ This is a goodbye song

♪ Singing, singing goodbye

♪ We'll be home before long ♪

I love singing.

OTHERS: Me too!

NARRATOR: And look, Squirrels,
you're back at the clubhouse.

ALL: Oh, yeah.

Haven't the Squirrels done
well today, Duggee?

[PANTING]

Well done, Squirrels,

you've earned your
Singing Badge.

♪ Yay! ♪

[CAR HONKING]

NARRATOR:
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

-SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!
-Aw!

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

We got our Singing Badges!

Aw.

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

-♪ A-woof! ♪
-[GLASS SMASHES]

NARRATOR:
Roly? Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

-[LAUGHS]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[BELL CHIMES]

ALL: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

Woof!

ALL: Duggee!

[ALL LAUGHING]

Hey, Duggee.

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Playing Badge.

Ooh.

-Ooh-ah-ah-ah!
-[CLATTERING]

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

Ah-ah-ah-ah!

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah!

[CRASHING]

Wah!

SQUIRRELS: Naughty Monkey!

[MEOWS]

Moo!

-Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
-Hey!

[LIFT DINGS]

[SIGHS]

[EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS]

Ah.

[SHOWER TURNS OFF]

Mmm.

[SLURPS]

Ah.

-[LIFT DINGS]
-Ooh?

Eh?

-Hey, Naughty Monkey.
-It's us, your favourite cousin.

It's been ages since
we've played.

-Nice treehouse!
-Such cool stuff! Yeah!

[CLANGING]

-This trampoline is awesome!
-Ooh?

-How do you play with this?
-Ooh?

Oh, I get it. Hey!

Check out this swing!

Whoo-hoo! Let me try!

Ooh-ooh-ooh!

You don't mind if I make

-a banana split?
-Ooh.

Naughty Monkey, I love
all your clothes!

You have the best stuff!

It's so much fun here!

I could play here forever!

[CRASHING]

[CHEERING]

[MONKEY COOING]

Ah!

[LIFT DINGS REPEATEDLY]

NARRATOR: Looks like you need
some help, Naughty Monkey.

Oh.

Phew! That's all the mess
Naughty Monkey made tidied up.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

SQUIRRELS: Oh.

Oh-ah?

Hi, Naughty Monkey. What's up?

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah.

Your cousins have come to visit?

That sounds really nice.

Oh.

Wow!

What a play den!

What do we play with first?

Let's play with...

ALL: Everything!

[LAUGHS]
Your cousins are just like you!

Huh?

[SIGHS]

[ALL CHITTERING]

[LAUGHING]

SQUIRRELS: Oh.

You have...

So many...

Wonderful...

Toys!

ALL: We love playing here!

[MEOWS]

Woof!

NARRATOR: Now, I think we
all need to calm down.

Oh, we were only playing.

But you can't play like
that indoors.

Then, how can we play?

NARRATOR:
I think Duggee could help here.

He does have his...

A-woof!

Playing Badge!

[ALL GASP]

[ALL CHATTERING]

Bing-bong!

I think our special guest
has arrived.

Do come in.

Play time!

Um...

Indoors, we need to
play more...

Carefully.

It's fun to paint indoors...

[CHATTERS]

But you have to do it calmly.

Your go!

-Whoo-hoo!
-[CLANGING LOUDLY]

No! Play more quietly.

Vroom-vroom-vroom
vroom-vroom.

-Now, it's your go.
-Okay!

[ENGINE REVS]

-[GASPS]
-Here I come!

No!

We need to play more gently.

Woof.

Oh-ooh.

Oh!

Bing-bong.

HAPPY: Do come in.

I will. Carefully.

-Oh, I've painted, calmly.
-Wow!

[WHISPERS] Quietly.

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

-Gently.
-Yeah!

[ENID SNORES]

NARRATOR: Oh, what brilliant
indoor playing you've all done.

But, how do you all
get rid of your... Your...

Energy!

NARRATOR:
That's easy. You just play...

SQUIRRELS: Outdoors!

[ALL LAUGHING]

♪ Hey, hey, hey, yay! ♪

Oh! [LAUGHS]

Toot-toot!

♪ Hey, hey, hey, yay! ♪

[LAUGHS]

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Yay! ♪

NARRATOR: Hasn't everyone done
excellent playing today, Duggee?

Oh!

NARRATOR: Well done!

You've all earned your
Playing Badge!

[ALL CHEERING]

[HORN BEEPS]

NARRATOR:
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

-Aw.
-Duggee hug.

[LAUGHING]

SQUIRRELS: We got
our Playing Badges!

ALL: Aw.

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[NAUGHTY MONKEY CHATTERS]

Woof!

-Ohm...
-NARRATOR: Roly?

Isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

-[LAUGHS]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Party Badge

Hello, Duggee.
How's the model-making going?

Hmm. Hmm.

[GROANS]

NARRATOR: Oh. Looks complicated.
I think I'll leave you to it.

So, what are you doing,
Squirrels?

-[DOORBELL RINGS]
-[SQUIRRELS GASP]

SQUIRRELS: There's somebody
at the door.

Good morning!
Delivery for a Mr Dugley...?

SQUIRRELS: It's Duggee!

Whatever. Have a nice day, now!

-SQUIRRELS: Ooh!
-I wonder what's inside!

I don't know.
It's all wrapped up.

Wrapped up?
Like a present!

Why has Duggee got a present?

Maybe it's Duggee's birthday.

SQUIRRELS: Yeah!

Duggee should have a party!

A surprise party!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

Shh!

[WHISPERS] We have
to keep it a secret.

From who?

Oh! From Duggee!

But does Duggee
like surprises?

I'll find out!

-Duggee!
-Huh?

A-woof?

Nothing.

Yup. Duggee loves surprises.

So, what do we need
for a surprise party?

Hmm. [GASPS] Duggee would know!

NORRIE: He does!

Look, he has his...

Party Badge!

NARRATOR: Why,
that's right, Norrie. He has!

-Then let's ask him.
-SQUIRRELS: Yeah!

-[LAUGHS]
-Wait!

We can't ask Duggee or his party
won't be a surprise.

SQUIRRELS: Oh.

We'll have to do it ourselves?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

Woof-woof!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm!

Duggee, where are the balloons?

-Woof-woof-woof.
-In the balloon box!

Of course!

[WHISPERS] We're not
doing you a party.

Hmm.

So, who should we invite?

Enid.

-Good.
-Frog.

-Yeah.
-Chickens?

I suppose.

Balloon.

We're making
Duggee paper chains.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Balloon!

Aw. Mine don't look
like Duggee.

Oh. Mine aren't holding hands.

Shall we?

-Ask Duggee?
-Yeah.

A-woof!

Oh! Like that!

BOTH: Thanks, Duggee!

More balloons!

Meow!

BOTH: Invitations ready!

[LAUGHS]

Yay!

Dress to impress!

[MEOWS]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

-RSVP!
-[SQUAWKS]

A-S-A-P!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

-Be there or be square!
-Ribbit!

Come to...

...Duggee's...

...surprise...

...party!

Cool, man.

[DUGGEE HUMS]

TAG: That's the
decorations done!

What's next?

SQUIRRELS: Birthday cake!

[BALLOON PUMP SQUEAKS]

Bread!

Raisins!

That's the cake made!

Now, let's decorate it!

With all the things
Duggee likes!

Custard!

Spaghetti!

Lettuce!

And sprinkles!

[BALLOON PUMP SQUEAKS]

-That's everything.
-Ready?

SQUIRRELS: Yeah!

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

Huh?

[TOOTING]

Ribbit!

-SQUIRRELS: Surprise!
-Ribbit!

-Moo!
-[SQUAWKS

Happy birthday, Duggee!

Er... Woof?

It's not your birthday.

But the delivery chipmunk
brought you a present!

A-woof!

NARRATOR:
Oh, it's not a present?

A-woof!

NARRATOR: You ordered
some little figures?

A-woof!

For the model
you've been building!

SQUIRRELS: [GASP]
Of the clubhouse!

BETTY: Look!
They're having a party!

And so are we!

[ALL CHEERING]

Time for cake!

SQUIRRELS: Mmm!

SQUIRRELS: Ugh!

[COUGHING]

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Oh!

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Party Badge!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR:
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

-Aw.
-HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got our
Party Badges!

Aw!

NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it Duggee?

[BALLOONS POP]

[ENID MEOWS]

-A-woof!
-[POPS]

NARRATOR: Betty,

isn't it time for...

[GASPS] Duggee!

-[LAUGHS]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR:
Duggee and the Tour Guide Badge.

Ah, watering the plants,
Duggee, good idea.

SQUIRRELS: Can we have a go?

Er... Woof!

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLE]

-Water.
-Water.

-Water.
-Water.

Wa... Huh?

Roly!

Huh? Oh!

Whoa!

Ahhh!

Make it stop!

That was brilliant.

It made everything wet.

And shiny.

And slippy!

Look at Roly sliding
on the grass.

The green and orange grass?

Huh?

You're not grass!

No, I'm Gerbie the snake.

SQUIRRELS:
Hi, we're the Squirrels.

Oh! Fantastic to meet you all.

Hey, I wonder if you could
assist me.

I'm on holiday.

And I want to take in all
the beautiful sights.

What should I see?

NARRATOR:
Well, Duggee, can help you

-because he's got...
-Woof!

His Tour Guide Badge!

What does a tour guide do?

Woof!

NARRATOR: A tour guide
shows a visitor...

-Like me!
-Yes.

NARRATOR: All the interesting
places there are to see.

Please, show me!

[SQUIRRELS GIGGLING]

Woof.

NARRATOR: There are a number
of fascinating places

for the discerning tourist.

Woof, woof, woof.

NARRATOR: One could begin
with a trip to the local water.

-Erm...
-Woof!

NARRATOR: The Carrot Museum.

Son, did you know
the carrot is actually a root?

Yes, Dad.

Erm, maybe.

Woof!

NARRATOR: Big fruit tree.

[WHIMPERING]

[SIGHS] What I'd really like
to see is what real life is lik,

for real locals, like you.

-Us?
-Ja!

The colours,
the day-to-day of your lives.

The sights, the sounds,
the smells.

The smells?

-Ja!
-Like...

This!

-What is it?
-A sock.

Roly collects them.

But just the odd ones.

Amazing. Show me more.

Huh?

-This is the rest of my collect.
-SQUIRRELS: Ooh!

-A box of socks, wonderful.
-Huh?

I like to park these
all in a row.

Just like real cars,
only very small.

This is our balloon.
It used to be even bigger.

I really like it now.

-What else can you show me?
-[DOORBELL RINGING]

That's the doorbell.

-And this is the door.
-Amazing.

-Look. Our squeaky floorboards.
-[SQUEAKING]

Ha-ha!

-Do any of the others squeak al?
-No.

This is the tap.

-It's just like magic.
-Yeah!

I'm learning so much
about your lives.

-Do you want to see more?
-Ja!

-Show me everything.
-SQUIRRELS: Yay! [LAUGHING]

-BETTY: This is Enid.
-She's a cat.

[HISSING]

Oh, so cute.

-These are the chickens.
-Squawk!

This is our bucket.

NORRIE: This is a window...
ROLY: And here's the roof.

Woof!

-NARRATOR: Be careful up there,.
-And this is a bird.

We don't know why he likes
it here but he does.

-That's so funny.
-[SQUIRRELS LAUGHING]

Huh?

[BIRD CHIRPS]

This is Frog.

-What does he do?
-Ribbits.

This is outstanding!

-ROLY: Duggee!
-Huh?

-This is my...
-NARRATOR: Ooh, health and safe!

-Woof!
-[LAUGHS]

Bike!

That is very
proficient riding there, Roly.

-This is our...
-Ball.

Such fun.

-Here's Duggee's fine china.
-Huh?

What else?

-Lights.
-Washing.

-Smells good, too.
-Huh?

TAG: Wham!

NORRIE: Hello.

Drum!

-Cloud!
-Ladder.

-Window!
-Yoyo!

-Fish.
-Book.

-Cake.
-Lovely.

-Hat.
-Lamp.

-Spider.
-Log.

-Chair!
-SQUIRRELS: Slide! [LAUGHING]

And that's everything.

What an unbelievable tour.

I feel like I really know
this place now, ja?

The tap, the shops, the flat
balloon. It's been fascinating.

Duggee, haven't the Squirrels
done really, really well?

Oh...

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels,
you've earned your Tour Guide .

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR:
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

-Aw!
-HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGHING]

SQUIRRELS: We got our
Tour Guide Badges.

Aw!

-NARRATOR: Bye-bye, everybody.
-[BELL CHIMES]

Well, that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[LAUGHING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!
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