03x01, 02, 03, 04 - The Being Quiet Badge/The Duck Badge/The Tooth Brushing Badge/The Camouflage Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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03x01, 02, 03, 04 - The Being Quiet Badge/The Duck Badge/The Tooth Brushing Badge/The Camouflage Badge

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[Narrator] Roly,
isn't it time for...

[gasps]
Duggee! [laughs]

[theme music plays]

[all] Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee!

Woof!

[all] Duggee!

Hey, Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee and
The Being Quiet Badge.

Time to give the barn
its yearly clear out, Duggee?

Awoof!

[rumbling]

[Narrator] Maybe
tackle it next year.

Huh woof.

-What's that?
-Huh?

[Narrator]
That looks like your...

[gasps]

[Narrator]
Great-grandmother's journal.

This is a very
exciting discovery.

-[Squirrels] Why?
-Woof.

[Narrator] You see,
Duggee's great-grandmamma was

a famous explorer, she had
many wonderful adventures.

[Tag] What's she doing there?

[Narrator] She was
trying to spot a Snard.

Uh, what's a Snard?

[Narrator] It's a
very shy creature.

Awoof.

[Narrator] Over the
years, people drew

what they thought the
Snard looked like,

but no one has ever
seen it properly.

Why?

[Narrator] Because, Roly,
it very rarely comes out,

and it doesn't like noise.

Did great-grandmamma
see the Snard?

[Narrator] Well,
she writes here:

[Great-Grandmamma]
Immense excitement,

I've found some rather
large footprints

that I believe
belong to the Snard.

I've managed to fund an
expedition to track the Snard,

which I have been doing
over many, many miles.

Finally a clue, a small
tuft of colorful fur.

Then, at last, there
it was, the Snard!

However, to my eternal regret,

I got a small case of
the snuffles [sneezes].

Tragically, it was
enough to scare away

the elusive creature.

My message to future Snard
spotters is:

be quiet [sneezes].

[Squirrels] Wow.

Can we look for the Snard?

Awoof.

[Squirrels] Yay!

Awoof.

[Narrator] Remember
Squirrels, the key to

spotting a Snard
is to be quiet.

[yells] Okay!

Awoof.

[Narrator] Luckily, Duggee
has his being quiet badge.

He can show you the basics,
observe.

[inhales]

[Narrator] Do you see,
Duggee was going to speak,

but he stopped himself,
because he's being quiet.

Now you try, Tag?

Yes?

[Narrator] See what
Duggee did there, Tag?

Oh, yeah.

[Narrator] Jolly good,
now everyone else, excellent.

Look, Duggee is
saying he's pleased

that you're all being quiet.

Can you say things
while being quiet?

You're saying you're cold.

You're saying you're warm.

You're excited.
I think you're thinking.

And you're going to be quiet.

Are we ready to
go Snard spotting?

Shh.

-B...
-Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

[Narrator] This is where your

great-grandmamma
last saw the Snard.

[begins to sneeze]

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

-Shh.
-Shh.

Shh.

[Squirrels shushing each other].

[stomach grumbles]

[Narrator] Oh, sounds
like everyone's hungry.

Did you bring some of your
homemade pineapple bread Duggee?

[Squirrels] Hmmmm!

[sniffs]

[Squirrels chewing] Hmm...

[Narrator] Oh my,
it's the Snard.

I think someone else
is hungry, Squirrels.

Remember to stay
quiet, Squirrels,

we don't want to scare it away.

[Snard moos loudly]

[quietly] We found the Snard.

[Narrator loudly]
I'm sorry, Norrie?

[loudly] We found the Snard!

[Narrator yelling]
Yes, great-grandmamma would be

very pleased,
wouldn't she, Duggee?

[Snard continues making noises]

Well done, Squirrels, you've
earned your being quiet badge.

[Squirrels] Yay!

[honking]

[Narrator] Ah, and
here are your parents,

just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels] Duggee hug!

Aww.

[Child] Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggling]

[all] We got our...

[whisper] being quiet badges.

And we spotted the Snard, look.

Awoof.

Of course you saw the Snard.

Yes, totally.

[Narrator] Bye bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

[Snard moos loudly]
[farts]

[Narrator And Duggee laugh]

-[water drop plopping]
-[gulping]

-[Narrator] Norrie!
-[whooshing]

Isn't it time for--

-[gasps] Duggee!
-[bouncing]

-[cheerful music]
-[Norrie laughing]

[cheerful music]

[All] Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee!

Woof!

[All] Duggee!

[laughing]

[All] Hey, Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee
and The Duck Badge.

-[cheerful music]
-[laughing]

[Narrator] Hello, everyone.

I see you're all
enjoying this weather.

[All] Yay! [laughing]

Woof.

Splish, splish, splash, splosh.

-Splish.
-Splish.

Splash.

-Splosh.
-[sloshing]

[Narrator] Ugh, that's
a big puddle, Norrie.

Yeah.

[duck quacking]

Oh, all right!

Aw.

[thunder clapping]

It's getting wetter.

Yeah!

[lightning crashing]

[Narrator] Maybe too
wet for playing outside!

-Aw.
-[Duggee howling]

-[children giggling]
-[bouncing]

[duck quacking]

[cheerful music]

[Narrator] What a relief
to be out of that torrential r.

-Ah!
-[knocking on door]

-Huh?
-[door squeaking]

[duck quacking]

-Mama.
-Huh?

Norrie, it appears
that little duckling

thinks you're its mummy.

Mama.

Oh.

[door knocking]

-Woof?
-[door creaking]

[loud quacking]

[quacking]

Norrie, what are they saying?

I don't know.

[quacking] Mama!

[uplifting music]

[Ducks] Mama.

[ducks quacking]

It appears they all
think you're their mommy.

Yeah.

But.

-[bouncing]
-[quacking]

How many are there, Norrie?

A lot.

But...

Where do they sleep, Norrie?

-Uh, anywhere?
-[quacks]

But.

-What do they eat, Norrie?
-[rattling]

I don't know, Happy.

I'm not their mummy.

But, where is their real mummy?

[Narrator] Good question, Roly.

[All] Yeah.

We should try and find her.

But how?

Ah woof.

[Narrator] Well, Duggee knows
a thing or two about ducks.

-He's got his Duck Badge.
-[dinging]

He can help.

[All] Yay!

[happy music]

[quacking]

[tapping]

Ah woof woof.

[Narrator] So, squirrels,

what do we know about
these ducklings?

Uh, they're yellow?

-Ah woof.
-[clicking]

[Narrator] That's right, Norrie.

They're usually covered
in soft yellow feathers.

Anything else?

[quacking]

They're small.

Correct.

-[clicking]
-Around 10 centimetres.

How big is 10 centimetres?

Um, about the size
of a baby duck.

Oh.

[Narrator] But according
to our research,

Woof.

[Narrator] an adult duck can
grow to up to 40 centimetres.

How big is 40 centimetres?

Um, about the same
height as Enid.

-[quacking]
-Meow.

-Sitting up.
-Oh!

-[clicking]
-Woof, woof woof.

[Narrator] So, with
this information,

we believe their
mother might look like...

-[clicking]
-this.

[All] Ah.

[Narrator] Now we know
what she looks like,

does anyone have any idea
where we could find her?

-Um, no?
-Hm.

[Narrator] Well, what
do ducklings like?

[quacking and cash
register ringing]

[ducks blubbering]

Toys?

Ah Woof.

-[quacking]
-[bouncing]

Stationery!

Woof.

[quacking]

[water bubbling]

Fish!
No, I mean water.

Woof, woof.

[Narrator] So, what might
ducks like living near to?

Water!

[Narrator] And any idea
where we could find water?

-[clicking]
-Woof?

[All] Um, hm.

[gasping]

[All] The lake!

Their mummy might
be at the lake.

[taps] Woof woof.

[Narrator] You've quacked
this case wide open.

Let's get these ducklings
back to their real mummy.

[All] Yes.

-[upbeat music]
-[dinging]

[crashing]

[ducks musically quacking]

Come on kids, stop
dragging your flippers.

-[quacking]
-Woof, woof.

This way, ducklings!

-[happy music and quacking]
-Hm.

Move it!

[happy music and quacking]

That's it, Splashy.

Well done, Mr. Quackles.

Good work, Phillip.


That's all of them.

[happy musical quacking]

[quacking]

We're here!

But I can't see their--

Momma.

[quacking]

[Ducks] Momma.

[splashing]

[quacking]

[quacking]

-[bouncing]
-Aw, ducky hug.

-[giggling]
-[bouncing]

-Goodbye, little duck.
-[quacking]

[Narrator] Haven't the squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

[quacking]

[Velcro ripping]

[Narrator] Well done, you've
earned your Duck Badge.

-[All] Yay!
-[bouncing]

[horn honking]

[Narrator] Ah, and
here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[All] Duggee hug!

Aw.

Duggee hug.

[giggling]

[All] We got our Duck Badges!

Aw.

[Narrator] Bye-bye, everybody.

-[car honking]
-[dinging]

[Narrator] Well, that was fun.
Wasn't it, Duggee?

-[quacking]
-Huh?

[water bubbling]

[Narrator] Happy,
isn't it time for

Duggee!

[banjo music]

[all] Duggee!

[banjo music]

[Narrator] Duggee!

Woof.

[all] Duggee!

[banjo music]

[laughter]

Hey Duggee!

[banjo music]

[Narrator] Duggee And
The Tooth Brushing Badge.

[guitar strum]

Oh what a lovely day
for a walk.

Yes, it's so sunny.

And bright.

And smelly.

[bells and whistles]

Oh woof!

The smell is getting stronger!

Thicker!

Stingier!

It's [coughing]
coming from over...

Here!

Well, hello!

I'm Alan L'Odor,
King Of The Jungle,

Prince Of The Grasslands,

Lord Of The Prairie,
et cetera, et cetera.

And who are you?

[all] We're [coughing]
the squirrels.

A joy to meet you.

What brings you here?

We're following a smell.

Oh, that's just my breath.

The smell is your breath?

Yes, I'm famed
throughout the land

for its flamboyant
richly textured aroma,

its dark, juicy flavors,

its muscular waft.

But, why is your breath so

Rich?

Arresting?

Smoky tart?

It's probably my lively
non-fruit based diet, you know.

[slurping]

Um, you've got some things
in your teeth, Alan L'Odor.

Yes, one does.

When I have bits in my
teeth, I brush them.

Then, they feel better.

Brush one's teeth?

Never heard of it.

You've never heard of
brushing your teeth?

No.

Well jolly nice to meet you all.

Anyway I must be off.

-Wait!
-[springing sound]

Alan L'Odor, If you
never brush your teeth

your breath will stay...

Smelly!

Yes and opulent.

They'll turn yellow.

Yellow compliments my fur.

And they'll fall out.

Fall out?

It happened to my
uncle, Toothless Joey.

Now all he can eat is soup.

Soup?

How frightfully dull.

I can't eat soup.

I'm King Of The Jungle,

Overlord Of The Savanna,

-Emperor of The [mumbles]
-What's he saying?

I think he's going
to brush his teeth.

That's right!

No time like the present I say.

What does one do?

You use a brush.

Hairbrush, paintbrush,
brush d'toilette?

[Duggee clears throat]

[Narrator] Maybe
Duggee could help here.

He's got his tooth
brushing badge.

[all] Yay!

[banjo music]

Ah woof!

[Narrator] First,
you get your toothbrush.

Oh, tooth brush.

[Narrator] Then you wet it.

[water runs]

Woof!

[Narrator] Add toothpaste.

Just the right amount.

Now, we brush our
teeth for two minutes.

[clock ticking]

We brush in tiny circles.

All along bottom.

And all along the top.

Do the front of your teeth.

And the back.

Woof, woof, woof.

[latin music]

[all] ♪ Brush them like this ♪

♪ Round and round ♪

♪ Every single tooth ♪

♪ To this sound ♪

If you don't brush them

Your smile won't be lovely.

And your teeth won't be strong.

They'll be yellow and furry.

And smelly!

Really?

[all] Yes!

[latin music]

♪ Brush them like this ♪

♪ Round and round ♪

♪ Every single tooth ♪

♪ To this sound ♪

Brush them well.

So you can chew, chew, chew.

And sparkle when you smile.

And you'll feel healthy.

And happy.

Woof, woof, woof.

[latin music]

[all]
♪ Brush them like this ♪

♪ Round and round ♪

♪ Every single tooth ♪

♪ To this sound ♪

Brush them like us.

It's not very hard.

Like jumping over the moon.

But easy peasy, like...

Shouting this tune!

Woof, woof woof.

[all]
♪ Brush them like this ♪

♪ Round and round ♪

♪ Every single tooth ♪

♪ To this sound ♪

[Narrator] Two minutes
of brushing, squirrels.

Brilliant!

[spitting]

[click]

You've convinced me.

I'm going to brush my teeth
every day from now on.

Now your breath is
all fresh and minty.

[whoosh]

Why so it is.

[Narrator] Haven't the squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Aw woof!

[Narrator] Well done, squirrels!

You've earned your
tooth brushing badge.

[all] Yay!

[car honks]

[Narrator] Ah, and
here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[all] Duggee hug!

Oh.

Duggee hug.

[laughter]

[all] We got our
tooth brushing badges!

Awww.

[Narrator] Bye bye everybody.

Well that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Woof!

Yes.

[latin music]

Hmm, ooh.

-NARRATOR: Betty?
-Huh?

Isn't it time for?

[GASPS] Duggee!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GIGGLING]

Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee?

Woof!

Duggee!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GIGGLING]

ALL: Hey Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee and
the Camouflage Badge.

Woof.
Woof.

Woof.

Woof.
Woof.

NARRATOR: Hello Duggee.

Where are the Squirrels?

Woof woof.

-NARRATOR: They're hiding?
-Woof.

NARRATOR: Well, I'm glad
it's not you hiding.

Heh, not in that jumper,
Duggee.

Woof.

NARRATOR: Oh, it was a gift?

Oh, it's so... you?

Hm, woof woof!

NARRATOR: Duggee's coming!

Ready or not!

Woof!

Aww!

Woof!

Aww!

-Woof!
-Aww!

-Woof!
-Aww!

Woof!

Aww!

How did you find me, Duggee?

[CHUCKLES] Woof.

NARRATOR: Yes, you're
supposed to hide

behind the tree, Tag.

I thought my hiding
was really good.

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: No!

I think you will have the
pleasure to find my hiding

is really good.

Who said that?

The tree?

No!

It is me, Cosey the Chameleon.

-[ALL GASP]
-You changed colour.

How did you do that?

It is my natural camouflage.

What's camouflage?

Woof woof.

Yes, the big dog is right.

Camouflage makes me blend
in with my surroundings

and makes me very hard to see.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

See? No you can't,
because I am camouflaged.

ALL: Amazing!

Can you do two colours, Cosey?

Yes!

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNORING]

CHILDREN: Wow!

Three colours?

But of course.

[GIGGLES] Four colours?

Did you doubt it?

CHILD: Five?

Why not?

CHILD: [GIGGLES] Six!

Easy-peasy.

CHILD: [GIGGLES] Seven!

Heh.

CHILD: Eight!

Not a problem.

CHILD: Nine!

-For sure.
-[TWITCHING NOISE]

ALL: Ten?

I have never done ten before,

but I accept the challenge!

NARRATOR: This calls for

Duggee's birthday jumper.

-Yay!
-[GIGGLING]

-[TWITCHING NOISE]
-Huh?

Oh no!
Too many colours!

[TWITCHING] Too many!

[POOF]

[CHILDREN GASP]

Cosey's camouflage is broken.

Oh, dear. Mother always told
me not to show off.

Maybe we could fix Cosey.

How?

Switch him off and on again?

-Huh?
-[NARRATOR CLEARS THROAT]

Maybe Duggee can help.

-He has got his...
-[DING]

camouflage badge.

Woof!

NARRATOR: Yes, it's all about

restoring Cosey's confidence.

Woof woof woof.

NARRATOR: You see, when Duggee
was learning to walk,

he was finding it
rather difficult,

but then he simply took
one step at a time.

And before you knew it,

he was off.

Um, but I know how to walk.

NARRATOR: Yes, but
in your case, Cosey,

we need to take it one colour
at a time starting with

Woof!

NARRATOR: One colour.

-[SNAPS]
-Oooh.

NARRATOR: That
matches your own.

-[SNAPS]
-Aaah.

NARRATOR: And makes
you harder...

[SNAPS]

NARRATOR: to see!

-[SNAPS]
-Oh yes!

I do see!

NARRATOR: And by
adding some detail.

I can do that.

NARRATOR: And some
useful disguises.

And that!

NARRATOR: With a
little bit of skill.

A-ha!

NARRATOR: And invention.

It's all coming back to me.

You can hide anywhere.

Haha! I can, I can!

NARRATOR: Well then, maybe it'se
for another game of hide and s.

Yay!

Woof.
Woof.

Woof.

Woof woof!

NARRATOR: Coming!

Ready or not!

Hmmm.

[PANTING]

Hmmm.

[DUCK QUACKS]

Huh?

Hmmm?

[TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Uhhh.

Hmmm?

Woof?

NARRATOR: No. I can't see them
either, Duggee.

Where are you, Squirrels?

Ta-da!

[GIGGLES] Here I am.

Quack-quack.

[LAUGHS] Yay.

You looked right at me.

[TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Cool man.

And I am here!

Because my camouflage
is working again.

Thank you so much everybody.

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof.

[PANTING]

NARRATOR: Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your
camouflage badge.

Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah, and
here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

ALL: Duggee hug!

Awww.

Duggee hug.

[GIGGLING]

ALL: We got our
camouflage badges!

Awww.

NARRATOR: Bye bye, everybody.

Well that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

Woof.

What?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

CHILDREN: Hey Duggee!
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