03x29, 30, 31, 32 - The Favourite Badge/The Topiary Badge/The A Cappella Badge/The Christmas Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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03x29, 30, 31, 32 - The Favourite Badge/The Topiary Badge/The A Cappella Badge/The Christmas Badge

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[narrator]
Happy?

Isn't it time for...

Duggee!

[giggling]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[Squirrels giggling]

Hey, Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Favorite Badge.

Hello, my name's Norrie,

and I got to Squirrel Club.

We always have
a great time there.

[Squirrels]
Yay! [laughing]

Ooh!

Woof woof woof woof!

Ah woof woof woof!

[laughing]

My cousin, Eric,
can't come to Squirrel Club.

Sorry, Eric!
You're too old.

How does Squirrel Club

make me feel?

[shouting]

Calm.

Duggee's got everything
at the club house!

A dressing up box,

A... Trampo... Line!

[crashing]

And plasters!

He's always doing something!

Meow!

[Squirrels]
Hey, Duggee!

What you doing?

Ah woof!

[Squirrels]
Knitting?

Ah woof.

Duggee said knitting
was one of his favorite things.

Uh, what's a favorite?

Luckily,
Duggee has his Favorite Badge!

Ah woof!

[Squirrels]
Ooh.

And he explained all about it!

He's very good at explaining!

Ah woof woof woof,
woof, woof woof.

He said it's something
you really like.

More than anything else!

Ah woof woof woof,

woof!

And everyone
has a favorite something.

What's your favorite thing?

I don't know!

There's so much to chose from!

-Then...
-Duggee had an idea!

He said, to help us decide...

We should ask everybody else
what their favorite thing is!

So we did.

Testing!
Testing!

Working!
Working!

What's my favorite thing?

Big question, man.

Should I powder his nose?

[sneezes]

Never mind.

Mm, peace. Yeah.

Peace is my favorite thing,
man.

I thought he'd say carrots.

What's my favorite thing?

Well, that's easy!
It's Nigel.

My favorite thing?
Hmm...

I'll have to think about that.

A clear order,
and rapid response!

Quick march!
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop--

-Hi-ya!
-Hop, hop, hop, hop--

Ooh ooh huh? Ah!

Ooh ah ah!

What's my favorite thing?!

[microphone feedback]
Is the volume OK?

Yes...

Mid-nineties ambient music!

Yoga!

[Happy]
Are you stuck, Hennie?

[laughs]
Of course not!

Maybe.

Still thinking.

Beauty!

Meow.

Hmm...

[clucks]

[speaking Spanish]

[squawk]

[in English] My favorite thing
is show business!

Oh!

Sorry!

No, the show
must go on...

Definitely complaining.

Although it were better
in the old days.

True! Complaining
ain't what it used to be.

[sighs] I can't pick
my favorite thing.

I have too many!

You see, my top ten
favorite things are...

Quick thinking,

lists, dots...

[gasps] You can have more
than one favorite thing?

Let's do our top ten!

[Squirrels]
Yeah!

My own voice,
quantum mechan--

[Betty]
At ten, it's Happy with...

Water! Water! Water!!

[Tag]
At nine, it's Roly with...

Potatoes.

[Happy] Sitting at eight,
it's Norrie with...

-Dancing!
-[squawking]

[Betty]
At seven, it's Tag with...

Laughing!
[laughs]

[Roly]
Betty at six with...

Knowing stuff!

[Norrie]
At five, it's Happy with...

Talking! My cousin, Eric,
once talked for so long

that a cafe
put it's chairs on the table,

and swept the floor,
and gave him a lollipop,

to say please go home, now--

[Tag]
At four, it's Roly with...

-Birds!
-[squawking]

[Happy] A new entry at three,
it's Norrie with...

Playing!

[Squirrels laughing]

[Betty]
At two, it's Tag with...

Squirrel Club!

[Roly]
And, at number one, it's...

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

[giggling]

Aw.

[Happy]
Duggee hug.

[narrator] Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Ah woof!

[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Favorite Badge!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[horn honks]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

[Squirrels giggling]

We got our

Favorite Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

New favorite jumper, Duggee?

Aha, woof!

[both laugh]

[narrator]
Tag?

Isn't it time for...

[gasps]
Duggee!

[laughs]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[Squirrels giggling]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Topiary Badge.

-Meow!
-[Squirrels laugh]

[narrator]
Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today?

[Squirrels laughing]
Yay!

Hey, Duggee!

What you doing?

Ah, woof.

[clipping]

Woof woof!

[Squirrels]
Wow.

[narrator] Duggee
is practicing his topiary.

It's perfect!

Ah, woof woof, woof.

[narrator] Yes! Topiary
is the art of taming

what might seem un-tameable.

Many years ago,

trees and bushes
were wild and unruly.

Woof!

[narrator]
But then

came the Romans!

Who used scissors

to create some
of the very first topiary.

[clipping]

Next came the French King,
Louis XIV.

He made topiary
really rather fashionable.

Le woof!

[Squirrels]
Wow.

Can we try some topiary,
Duggee?

Woof!

[narrator]
Why, yes! Duggee has...

His Topiary Badge!

He can show you!

[Squirrels] Yay!

[narrator]
Now, Squirrels,

-you'll all be getting--
-Ah, woof!

[narrator] Clippers.
And it's important to be safe.

So, what're the rules
when using them?

Always hold them
by their handles.

[narrator]
That's right, Betty!

Um, keep them closed

when you're not using them?

[narrator]
Correct!

Hold them down by your side!

[narrator]
Good one, Tag.

Don't run with them!

[narrator]
Very important, Roly.

Wear a helmet?

[narrator] I think
if we follow all the other rule,

we should be safe, Happy.

Ah, woof, woof.

[narrator]
So, with your clippers,

and bushes,

you can start small,

with tiny snips.

Take you time.

And you might be able
to do a ball,

just as good

as Duggee's.

Ah, woof.

Can we only
do balls?

[narrator] Oh, no!
There are lots of shapes you c.

[Squirrels]
Ooh!

[clipping]

Finished!

Oh!

I made a square!

An oval!

Triangle!

Star!

Octadecagon!

It's got eighteen sides.

[narrator] Gosh, the Squirrels
seem to be naturals

at this, Duggee.

Woof!

Let's do some more!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[whistling]

I think I can work with this.

Small is beautiful!

What to do with you?

[giggles]

Oh, yeah!

[clipping]

I made a peacock!

A teddy bear!

A tap.

With running water!

A car!

[honks]

And a potato.

[narrator] Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Ah, woof!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned your...

Hang on. Where's Tag?

Oh, he drove that way!

[Happy]
Look, there's his car!

[narrator]
Oh, dear.

It looks like Tag
went into

The Wild Woods.

[gulps]
Woof...

[narrator] Yes,
better go get him, Duggee.

But do be careful!

-[thumping]
-[birds cawing]

Oh, dear...

[narrator] Gosh, those woods
are a bit overgrown,

aren't they, Duggee?

Woof!

You know what this calls for?

Uh-huh!

[Squirrels]
Topiary!

[clipping]

Finished!

[narrator]
I say...

The Wild Woods
don't seem

too wild anymore!

Woof!

Ooh.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

But, where's Tag?

[bird chirping]

It sounds like the birds
are trying to--

Tweet!

Tell us something.

[chirping]

[Happy]
Is he OK?

[Betty]
He's sleeping!

[narrator]
And he's pruned his own bed.

[Squirrels]
Aww...

Tag!

Huh?

Oh. Hello.

Isn't topiary tiring?

[Squirrels]
Yeah.

[narrator]
After all that hard work...

Oh!
[panting]

[narrator] I think
everyone's earned their...

Topiary Badge!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[horn honks]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aww.

[Tag]
Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggling]

We got our Topiary Badges!

Aww.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it...

Duggee?

-[Duggee laughs]
-[narrator] Oh, Duggee!

[narrator]
Betty...

Huh?

[narrator]
Isn't it time for...

[gasps]
Duggee!

[giggles]

[horn honks]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[Squirrels giggling]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the A Capella Badge.

Ah, what a peaceful day.

Ah, woof.

[chirping]

[beatboxing]

[Squirrels]
Huh?

What's that sound?

[chirping music]

It's like singing!

But different!

Yeah!

I like it!

[gasps]
Woof!

[narrator]
Wow! It's Hot Cheep!

[crowd cheering]

I love you!

I really like these--

Birds!

[gasping]

Wow! They were amazing!

How did they make
that sound, Duggee?

Ah, woof, woof.

With their mouths?

[narrator]
Yes! It's called A Capella.

Can we do it?

Ah, woof!

[narrator]
Of course! And Duggee can help,

because he's got...

[singing]
Ah, woof woof!

[narrator]
His A Capella Badge!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
Woof woof woof woof woof ♪

[narrator] Now, copy the sounds
Duggee makes

but with your mouths.

[drum b*ating]

OK.

Bom, bom!

[gasps]
I sound like a drum!

[laughs]
Woof.

[chimes]

I can do that!

Tiss, tiss.

[plays trumpet]

[imitating trumpet]

[plays piano]

Ping!
[giggles]

[narrator]
And finally...

[plays banjo]

♪ Dang-dada-dang-dang
Dang-dang-dang ♪

[narrator]
Very good, Squirrels.

What other sounds
can we make, Duggee?

Ah, woof woof!

[Squirrels]
Anything?

[narrator]
Yes, how about this?

[rattling]

[Squirrels]
Chica-chica-chica.

[poofs]

[Squirrels]
Pfff.

[slurps]

[Squirrels slurp]

-Hic!
-[Squirrels] Hic!

-[dings]
-[Squirrels] Ding!

-[claps]
-[Squirrels clap]

-[snaps]
-[Squirrels snap]

-[thumps]
-[Squirrels thump]

♪ Ah, woof ♪

[Squirrels]
♪ Woof ♪

[voice low]
♪ Woof ♪

[Squirrels]
♪ Woof ♪

[Roly]
Boots!

And cats!

[Squirrels]
Huh?

Boots, and cats!

Boots and cats
and boots and cats

and boots and cats
and boots and cats and boots--

[Squirrels]
Ah...

Ah, woof!

Ah, ah, ah--

[mouth pops]

Dom, da dom,

Boom, ba, boom boom ba!

-Meow!
-[noises overlapping]

[Duggee]
Woof! Woof woof!

Boots and cats
and boots and cats

boots and cats
and boots and cats...

Caw! Caw! Caw!

[bleating]

-Ribbit!
-[Roly] Ha!

[beats overlap]

-Ba! Ba! Ba!
-[mouth pops]

Boots and cats
and boots and cats...

-[doorbell rings]
-[Squirrels] Huh?

Groovy sound, man.

We simply must have more!

More?

You want us to sing?

A Capella!

For all of you?

[crowd]
Uh-huh.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

I love you!

-[birds chirp]
-Ribbit.

-Meow.
-♪ Woof, woof, woof ♪

We are...

[Squirrels]
The Singing Squirrels!

[crowd cheers]

Ah, woof, ah, woof,
ah, woof woof woof!

-[snapping]
-[Squirrels] Boots and cats,

and boots and cats, and boots as

-and boots and cats--
-[chirping]

Huh?

[clears throat]

Oh, my!
Hot Cheep as well!

This is gonna be amazing!

[chirping]

[repeatedly] Boots and cats
and boots and cats

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

[Duggee]
Ah, woof!

Boots and cats
and boots and cats...

Woof!

[bleating]

[Squirrels]
♪ La la la, la la la la la ♪

[squawking]

[trumpeting]

-Yeah!
-[rabbits] Cool!

Boots and cats
and boots and...

[Enid]
Meow, meow, meow. Meow!

[screaming]

-Ribbit.
-Woof!

Boots and cats
and boots and cats...

[Squirrels]
Now you!

[narrator]
Who, me?

[Squirrels]
Yes!

[narrator]
Well, if you insist.

♪ Shibbedy bee bop shibbedy
bee bop, bop bop ♪

♪ Shibbedy bee bop shibbedy
bee bop, bop bop ♪

♪ Shibbedy bee bop shibbedy
bee bop, bop bop ♪

♪ Shugadada, shugadada,
shugadada pow ♪

[Squirrels]
Yeah!

Crushed it.

[all cheering]

[narrator] Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Oh!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your A Capella Badge!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[horn honks]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing...

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aww.

[Betty]
Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggling]

We got
our A Capella Badges!

Aww.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

Yeah.

-[music plays]
-Yeah.

[Duggee and narrator laugh]

[narrator]
Tag?

Isn't time for...

[gasps]
Duggee!

[giggles]

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee?

Woof!

[Squirrels]
Duggee!

[laughter]

[Squirrels]
Heeeey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Christmas Badge.

-[cymbal crash]
-♪ Christmas is the best!

Christmas is the best! ♪

-[cymbal crash]
-[laughter]

[narrator]
Ahh, Christmas!

Wonderful time of year,
eh, Duggee?

-Ahhh!
-[doorbell rings]

[narrator] Ah, that'll be
your old friend, Clarence.

He loves Christmas
even more than you do!

[Duggee panting]

Hello, Duggee!

You haven't changed.

That outfit was
always your favorite.

Ooh, and who are you?

[all]
We're the Squirrels.

We're getting ready...

For Christmas!

Oh please.
Don't remind me.

But it's so...

Exciting!

Eh... Do you think so? Really?

Er. . . Yes.

Don't you think
it's exciting?

[sighs]
Not recently.

It's all got
a bit... much.

[all Squirrels]
Oh.

A woof woof!

[narrator]
Good idea, Duggee.

Let's show Clarence
some Christmas hospitality.

Can we offer you
a Christmas pie, Clarence?

Oh. Not for me.

Christmas pies taste
so... samey.

Especially after
the first three million.

Oh.

Could we tempt you

with Duggee's festive
fruit cup?

Well, I suppose
it might help

get me through
these Christmas holidays.

But it's the best
time of the year!

[sighs] I used to think
that too.

[Clarence] I would spend
all year getting ready for it.

[Betty]
That sounds amazing!

Yes, it was hard work,
but I loved it.

Then people
started wanting...

bigger, louder, faster!

It just didn't feel
magic anymore.

Ohh...

Now...

I've lost
my Christmas cheer.

Poor Clarence.

He's lost
his Christmas cheer.

-[Clarence burps]
-We need to help him find it.

By making him
a special Christmas.

But how?

[Duggee]
A woof!

[narrator]
Duggee knows.

He has...

his Christmas Badge!

[all Squirrels]
Yay! [laugh]

[narrator] Now,
if we can put all the things

you love about
Christmas together,

we can make Clarence
an extra special Christmas.

[meows]

[narrator]
Duggee's favorite thing

- about Christmas is...
-Aaah woof woof!

[narrator]
The surprises!

Hmmm...

In my house,

we make each other
Secret Hats.

Last year I made
a hat for Eric,

and Eric made a hat for me!

[giggles]

I love Christmas crackers!

[both groan]

[Betty]
My granddad makes his own!

[bang!]

Yeah!
[giggles]

I love Christmas songs!

My Granny plays piano.

And we all sing!

[singing in Spanish]

-[Squirrels giggle]
-[singing continues]

[continues]

[giggle]

And I love
Christmas food!

While my Dad makes
the Christmas curry,

we make the gingerbread house!

Back it up!
Nice and easy!

We play find
the Christmas potato!

-Huh?
-Huh?

-Eh?
-No!

[gasps]

-No!
-Roly!

Where's my potato?

[laugh]

[narrator]
Now I wonder

if we put all
those things together,

we can get Clarence's
Christmas spirit back!

[snoring]
Aw, Rudolph, not again!

-Yay!
-Yay!

[laughter]

Can I hide you here?

No.

Any chance of another
fruit cup, Duggee?

Here? No!

Christmas hats!

Crackers!

Gingerbread!

Woof woooof!

Stockings on the fireplace!

Is your chimney
clean, Duggee?

You know my views
on sooty chimneys.

-Here?
-Ugh.

I've seen better
hiding places.

[laughter]

[Clarence] Anymore fruit cup
going, Duggee?

Ah-woof!

[laughter]

Oh, isn't it
nice, Enid,

having little helpers
at Christmas?

[sniffs]
Reminds me of home.

-It looks amazing!
-It looks amazing!

And I hid
the potato!

[narrator]
Just in time for...

[Duggee]
Ah-woof!

[narrator] Duggee's traditional
Flaming Nut Roast!

-Mmm!
-One Brussels sprout for me.

Pass the blueberry
gravy, please!

Oh, this is
marvelous, Enid.

Christmas is all
about the little things.

The music...

[singing in Spanish]

[giggles, continues]

- ♪ Yum, yum, yum ♪
-[Clarence] The hats...

- The crackers...
-[laughs]

-[Clarence] The food!
-Mmm!

[Clarence]
The company.

-Yahoo!
-Yipee!

-[Clarence] Even...
-Oh!

[Clarence]
...the potatoes!

You found it!
[giggles]

This is what makes
Christmas special.

How did I ever
forget that, Enid?

Thank you, everyone

for sharing this with me.

You've reminded me
what Christmas is all about.

Ooh! Now look
at the time.

I must go.
I have lots to do.

Aw! Thank you
for coming, Clarence.

Oh. [struggling] No.
thank you, Squirrels.

-Ohh!
-[unplugging sound]

[footsteps]

[car unlocking, car driving]

[Clarence at distance]
Ho, ho, ho!

Huh?

Is Clarence Father--

[narrator]
Aaah! Who wants a present?

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

[Duggee panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Christmas Badge!

-[all] Yes!
-[beep beep]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

-[Duggee] Aww!
-[Tag] Duggee hug.

[laughter]

[Squirrels]
We got our... Christmas Badges!

-Aww.
-Aww.

[Squirrels] Happy Christmas,
Duggee! [laughter]

[narrator] Well that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[Clarence]
Ho, ho, ho!

[gasps]

[narrator]
Happy Christmas, everybody.

Ah woof!
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