♫ Bottle Top Bill
♫ And his best friend, Corky
♫ Up on the hill
♫ Let's watch them as they play
♫ Playing all day
♫ Hooray
- [Bill] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill.
- [Corky] And his best friend, Corky.
♫ Bottle Top Bill
- [Bill] Let's go out into the countryside, Corky.
- [Corky] Will we have an adventure, Bill?
- [Bill] Too right, a really spooky adventure,
and it's called The Eerie Eater.
- [Corky] How should we start today, Bill?
- [Bill] What about a picnic?
- [Corky] Great idea.
- [Bill] It's a perfect day for a picnic.
- [Corky] And this is the perfect place
for our picnic, Bill.
- Right, Corky, I'll lay out the blanket.
- And I'll get the basket ready.
Are there any animals in this part of the forest, Bill?
- [Bill] No way, Corky.
- [Corky] Are you sure?
- [Bill] I'm positive.
- [Corky] Not even a dog?
- [Bill] No dogs.
- [Corky] Or a cat?
- [Bill] Definitely no cats at all, Corky.
- [Corky] Good, so we'll have
all the picnic food to ourselves.
- [Bill] You bet, Corky.
No kitty cat's going to steal our food.
- [Corky] Right, I'll put the food out, then.
Some chicken, Bill?
- This food looks delicious, Corky.
- It'll be the best lunch ever, Bill.
Bill, do you feel someone is watching us?
- You know, Corky, I do feel someone watching us,
but I don't see anyone.
- I don't see anyone either, Bill.
- Paint me pink, the picnic basket!
- Where did it go?
- There it is!
- That naughty cat has it.
- Bring back our picnic basket.
- [Corky] Where's he going, Bill?
- [Bill] I don't know, but it looks a bit scary.
- [Corky] Isn't this where the old Tumbledown house is?
- [Bill] You're right, Corky.
It's been falling apart for years.
- [Corky] Are you sure it's safe for us to go there, Bill?
- [Bill] Too right, we're going to get our picnic back.
- [Corky] But what if the house is haunted by a ghost?
- [Bill] It might be old and ugly, Corky,
but there won't be any ghosts inside.
- [Corky] What about up in the roof?
- [Bill] No, that's too tall for ghosts.
- [Corky] What about in the chimneys?
I've heard ghosts love to live in chimneys.
- [Bill] Relax, Corky, there won't be a ghost.
Let's find that cat.
(wind whistling)
- Meow?
- [Bill] There's the cat, Corky.
- Please, pussycat, please give us back our picnic basket.
- Oh, no, he's going into the house, oh, dear.
We have to get inside, Corky.
- I don't like the look of this house, Bill.
- Don't worry, Corky, no one lives here anymore.
- Are you sure no one lives here, Bill?
- You're right, Corky.
We'd better knock at the door, just in case.
Okay, Corky, let's see if anyone's home.
(door hinges creak)
- [Corky] What do you see inside, Bill?
- [Bill] I see lots of doors and very high walls.
- [Corky] Can you see any people?
- [Bill] No, the house looks completely empty.
- [Corky] What's that big thing at the end of the room?
- [Bill] A staircase, Corky,
but I don't know where it goes.
- [Corky] It's very gloomy.
Can we turn the lights on?
- [Bill] I don't think the lights work.
- [Corky] Look, Bill, a person.
- [Bill] I don't think so, Corky, come on!
Hello?
- Is anybody home?
(door slams) (Bill and Corky yell)
What did that, Bill?
- It was just the wind, Corky.
It's locked.
- The wind doesn't lock doors, Bill.
(upbeat piano music)
- Listen to that, Corky.
- It's music, someone is here.
- Let's go and say hello.
- And tell them about the pussycat.
I wonder who lives in a house like this,
with all these strange things?
- [Bill] Whoever it is, they sure know
how to play the piano.
- [Corky] Bill, you don't think that piano
was playing by itself, do you?
- [Bill] No way, Corky.
There's definitely someone playing it.
We just have to find out who.
- [Corky] I hope he's not too spooky and scary.
- [Bill] Come on, Corky, be brave.
Let's go and see who it is.
Hello?
(Bob yells)
(Bill and Corky yell)
- You gave me quite a fright, you did.
- We're sorry, we didn't think anyone lived here.
- I'm Bill.
- And I'm Corky.
- And I'm Bob.
- [Bill and Corky] Pleased to meet you, Bob.
- It's so good to meet new friends.
Phil and Snorky, no, no, that's not right, no.
No, don't help me, I'll get it.
Dill and Porky?
No, no, Gill and Rocky.
I have it, Bill and Corky.
- That's right, Bob.
- I knew it all along.
- Bob, we need some help.
A cat has stolen our picnic.
- A picnic-stealing cat?
Well, that's not nice.
- He ran into your home here.
- Did he, did he?
We'll have to find him, then, won't we?
- [Corky] What's this, Bill?
- [Bill] Looks like a cupboard of some sort.
- [Corky] I wonder what's inside.
- [Bill] I think we'll soon find out, Corky.
- Now, where can it be?
- [Corky] What's in there, Bill?
- [Bill] I don't know.
- Tennis racket, no, that's not what I'm after.
- [Corky] What else is there?
- [Bill] No idea.
- Vacuum cleaner.
No, don't want that, either.
- Excuse me, Bob, but maybe we should start looking
for the pussycat and you can catch us up.
- Good idea, Corky.
You make a start and I'll be right with you.
- Come on, Corky.
- [Corky] This is such a big house, Bill.
That kitty cat could be hiding anywhere.
- [Bill] I think we should look behind all the furniture,
Corky, especially behind the couches
and especially behind the chairs.
Cats love hiding under furniture like that.
- [Corky] Okay, Bill, let's look and see if we can find him.
I bet he's gone, though.
I bet he's run away.
- Meow.
- The pussycat might be in here, Bill.
- He is in here, Corky.
- Meow.
- [Bill] And he's still got our basket.
- Don't be afraid, pussycat.
- If you're hungry, we'll share our food with you.
- You don't have to take all our picnic.
- [Bill] Please.
- Meow.
- That's the way.
Now we can all be friends and share the picnic together.
- Ah-ha, so there it is!
That cat won't get away from me!
- Meow.
- [Bill] Grab it, Corky.
- [Corky] Jump, Bill.
- [Bill] Jumping, Corky.
- [Bob] What happened?
- You frightened her, Bob.
- Just trying to help.
I'm not good at helping.
- It's alright, Bob, we can still find the cat.
- And this time, I'm going to help properly.
Follow me.
Watch your step, now, there's a secret passage,
and I think it's right here.
- Where?
- There.
(Bill and Corky yell)
That's where the secret passage is.
I got it wrong again.
Bill, Corky, I'm coming!
- [Corky] It's all dark, Bill.
- [Bill] I know, Corky.
Look out for those bricks.
- [Bill and Corky] Whoa!
- [Corky] Where are we going?
- [Bill] No idea, Corky.
Looks like another big room in Bob's house.
- [Corky] Another one?
How many rooms does Bob have?
- [Bill] Lots, Corky,
and they're all pretty scary-looking, too.
- [Corky] I don't like this house.
I think it's time to go home.
- [Bill] We can't give up now, Corky.
We've nearly got our picnic back.
- [Corky] Are we going to end up at that big light
in the ceiling, Bill?
- [Bill] I don't think so, Corky.
I think we're going to end up near that fireplace.
- [Corky] The fireplace?
- That's right, hang on, Corky.
I don't think it's going to be a soft landing.
(Bill and Corky yell)
Where are we, Corky?
- I don't know, Bill.
(Bill and Corky yell)
This floor is slippery, Bill.
- Super slippery, Corky.
- And look, Bill, here's the cat.
- [Cat] Meow.
- [Corky] Watch your step!
- [Cat] Meow!
- It's alright, pussycat, we don't want to hurt you.
- If you stop running, we'll stop chasing.
- Whoa, ah, you found the cat.
- She found us.
- Well, she won't get away again.
No escape for you, kitty cat.
- Meow!
- Don't scare her, Bob.
- She'll run away again.
- Don't worry, I'll get her.
- She's getting away, Bill.
- Slide, Corky, slide.
- [Corky] Come back, kitty.
- [Bill and Corky] Oh, whoa.
- [Corky] Oh!
- Oh, dear, I've done it again, haven't I?
I'm so sorry.
- [Corky] Never mind, Bob.
- We know you did your best.
- The pussycat is climbing up the chimney.
- I know where she'll be going, follow me.
- [Bill] Here we come.
- The cat should be on the roof somewhere.
- There she is, Bill.
(Bill groans)
- [Bill] Puss, come back.
- Meow.
- [Corky] She's slipping.
- Meow?
- [Bob] Oh, dear, she's going to fall.
- I know what we need, Corky.
Grab that fishing rod.
- Ready, Bill?
- Ready, Corky.
Whoa.
Gotcha.
- [Corky] Great going, Bill.
- [Cat] Meow.
- [Bill] Pull us up, Corky.
- Here we go, Bill.
This is harder than I thought.
- I'd like to help,
but I don't want to do the wrong thing again.
- Bill, you're too heavy, oh!
- [Bill] Oh!
(Corky yells)
- [Corky] Look out! (groans)
- Meow?
- I'll save you.
- [Corky] Quickly, Bob, we can't hold on much longer.
- Grab it, Corky!
- Good work, Bob.
- I knew this net would come in handy.
- Can you pull us up?
- You bet.
(Corky groans)
- [Bill] We're right behind you, Corky.
(Bill and Corky groan)
- [Bill] Great work, Bob.
- You saved us.
- I did, didn't I?
- [Corky] And it looks like you've made a new friend.
- But you shouldn't have stolen our picnic basket.
(cat purrs)
- The pussycat was only hungry, Bill.
- In that case, we'll all share our picnic together.
- [Cat] Meow!
- [Corky] Woohoo!
- This picnic looks scrumptious.
(cat purrs)
- There's nothing better than a picnic.
- There is one thing better than a picnic, Bill.
- What's that, Corky?
- A picnic with friends, Bill.
- Ha, when you're right, Corky, you're right.
♫ Bottle Top Bill
- [Bill] And today's adventure is all about naughty Ned.
Corky, we've got a lot of work to do today.
- I know, Bill, it's time we painted the old shed.
- But Corky, what color do we paint it?
- We could paint the shed yellow again.
- I'd like a new color, Corky.
What about red?
- Red's nice, but blue's even nicer.
- I'm more confused now, Corky.
I don't know what color to pick.
- I've got an idea, Bill.
Why don't we paint the shed red, blue, and yellow?
- You've got it, Corky, red, blue, and yellow it is.
Let's get cracking.
- I'll paint two walls red.
- And I'll paint two walls blue.
- That sounds great, Bill.
Then we'll paint the roof yellow.
- Just perfect, Corky.
(upbeat music)
This painting is a lot of work, Corky.
It's going to take all day.
- All day today, and maybe all day tomorrow, too.
- There's got to be an easy way to do this,
and I think I know it, Corky.
- [Corky] What's this, Bill?
- [Bill] See if you can guess.
- [Corky] Looks like a machine.
- [Bill] Yep.
- [Corky] A machine that's got brushes on it.
- Right, a painting machine.
- It looks very good, Bill.
- Thank you, Corky.
First we have to pour paint into the tubs here.
- And what do we do after that, Bill?
- Just stand back while I turn it on.
Here goes.
- [Bill and Corky] Whoa!
- [Bill] So far, so good.
- [Corky] It's working, Bill.
- [Bill] It's working brilliantly, Corky.
- [Corky] Wow.
- It's a beauty.
- But how will it paint the roof?
- [Bill] Watch, Corky.
See, it's as easy as anything.
- [Corky] You're right!
Look, Bill, the machine finished the job in no time.
- Now we just have to turn it off.
Whoa, ooh, whoa, ooh.
- Careful, Bill.
Well done.
It was an easy way to paint the shed, Bill,
but it wasn't so easy to turn off the machine.
- You can say that again, Corky.
- Now all we need is someone to come and see
how beautiful our shed is.
- [Bill] I think someone is coming, Corky.
- [Corky] And he looks very familiar, too.
- [Bill] I wonder who it is.
- [Corky] I know, I know who it is.
It's our neighbor Ned.
- [Bill] I bet he'll like our shed.
- [Corky] He's not watching where he's going, Bill.
- [Bill] And he's about to walk right into our paint cans.
- [Bill and Corky] Ned, look out!
- [Bill] Oh, no!
- Oh, oh, oh!
(Bill and Corky yell)
That was lucky, I haven't got a drop of paint on me.
- But we weren't so lucky.
Are you okay, Bill?
- Oh!
That wasn't a very good thing to do, Ned.
- Bill, Corky, I'm so sorry.
- [Corky] What's he doing, Bill?
- [Bill] Looks like he's getting some water.
- I'll have you clean in a jiffy.
- Ned, you're using my hat as a sponge.
- I am?
Oh no, I am, I'm sorry, Bill.
I didn't mean it, honest I didn't.
- It's a bit late to say that now.
- Remember, Bill, Ned doesn't mean it.
- But Ned is naughty even when he doesn't mean it.
- Wow, whee, what a great machine.
- Now Ned, don't touch that.
- What does this do?
- Don't touch, Ned!
- Okay.
- Oh, no, he touched!
- [Bill] Turn it off, Ned.
- [Ned] Bill, Corky!
Help!
- After that paint machine, Corky!
- I'm right behind you, Bill!
(suspenseful music)
Ned, come back!
- [Ned] Bill, Corky!
- Look at our garden.
- I'm looking, Corky, and I don't like it.
- [Corky] He's painting everything.
- [Ned] Bill, Corky!
- [Corky] What, Ned?
- Out of the way!
(Bill and Corky yell)
- [Ned] Sorry!
- I don't like being blue, red, and yellow, Bill.
- Me neither, Corky,
but we can't waste time to wash ourselves now.
We've got to stop Ned.
- Let's go.
- [Bill And Corky] Woohoo!
(upbeat music)
- [Corky] Where do you think he's going, Bill?
- [Bill] It looks like the city, Corky.
- [Corky] Oh, no, if Ned goes into the city,
he'll get into big trouble.
- [Bill] Bigger than big trouble, Corky.
- [Ned] Oh!
- [Corky] He'll paint everything you can possibly think of.
- [Bill] Everything and a whole lot more, Corky.
He'll paint trucks and cars.
(suspenseful music)
- [Corky] He wouldn't paint people, though, would he?
- [Bill] I hope not, Corky.
- [Corky] The city's full of all sorts of people.
- [Bill] People who have dressed up
in their best clothes to come to town.
- [Corky] People who don't want to be painted.
- [Bill] People who'll get very angry if they get painted.
- [Corky] Let's just hope Ned doesn't go near them.
- [Bill] And let's just hope
Mrs. Whistlehead's not in town, either.
- [Corky] Uh-oh, I think she might be.
- [Ned] Help!
- Ned, what is that thing?
You shouldn't be playing on that.
- I'm not playing, Mrs. Whistlehead.
- [Man] Brr-brr-brr-brr-brr.
(machine whirring)
- [Purple Person] Oh, oh!
- Ned, you naughty boy.
- Crikey.
- Well, I never.
- [Mrs. Whistlehead] And just look at my poor Timmy.
(Timmy whimpers)
- [Bill] Mrs. Whistlehead!
- We're so sorry about this.
- We'll come right back and clean you up.
- I should hope so, too.
- But first, we have to stop Ned.
- [Bill] Where's he going now, Corky?
- [Corky] Towards that car, Bill.
- [Bill] Oh, no, and I think he's heading
for that mailbox, too.
(paint machine whirring)
- I have to stop this machine!
- [Bill] We'll rescue you, Ned.
- Just don't touch anything else.
- This lever might stop it.
- Oh, no, Ned touched something.
- [Corky] Now where's he going?
- [Bill] Looks like it's towards
that big green building, Corky.
- [Corky] That should stop him.
- [Ned] Oh!
- [Bill] I don't think it stopped him, Corky.
- Ned didn't stop the machine.
He made it go faster.
- Corky, it's time to get serious.
- We need a plan, Bill.
- And I've got one.
- [Corky] What's this, Bill?
- [Bill] Watch, Corky.
- I know, it's a flying machine,
a helicopter.
- Spot on, Corky!
Ready, Corky?
- Ready, Bill.
(upbeat music)
- [Bill] There goes Ned.
- Bill, Corky, what do I do?
- Don't do anything, Ned.
- We'll stop you.
Get the hook, Corky.
- Ready, Bill.
A little left, a little right.
Bucket away!
- Got him!
(peaceful music)
- Ned, can you hear us?
- We're sorry for dropping the bucket on you,
but it was the only way to stop you.
- Do you hear anything, Bill?
- I don't hear anything, Corky.
- [Corky] I hope Ned's alright.
- There's only one way to find out.
- Right, Bill.
- [Bill] Alright, Corky, pull.
(Bill and Corky groaning)
Ned!
- Do you see anything, Bill?
- [Bill] I don't see anything at all, Corky.
(Ned yelling)
- Now we've been painted again.
- And we still haven't stopped Ned.
- [Corky] He's painting the whole world.
- I'll try again, this time I know I'll get it right.
- No, Ned, don't touch anything else.
- Please don't touch anything else.
- It's alright, this time I'll press everything.
- I can't look, Corky.
- I can't either, Bill.
- Should we look now, Corky?
- Not yet, Bill.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I did it, I stopped the machine!
- Should we look now, Corky?
- I think we should, Bill.
- [Bill] Uh-oh.
- [Corky] Oh, no!
(Bill and Corky groan)
- Oh, no!
Paint me pink, Corky.
- You're already painted, Bill, in red, yellow, and blue.
- Oh, wait, it looks like I made a little mess.
- [Corky] A little mess?
- This is the biggest mess that's ever been messed.
- And it will need the biggest cleaning job
that's ever been cleaned.
- Too right.
- You bet.
(dog growls)
- We'll clean up right away, Mrs. Whistlehead.
- Starting from now.
- I really am sorry.
I didn't mean to touch the wrong thing.
- Stop being sorry, Ned.
- And start helping.
(upbeat music)
- You know, Bill, using the a*t*matic paint machine
might have been the easy way to paint the shed, at first.
- But in the end, it turned out
to be the hardest way of all.
- Sometimes the easy way to do something isn't the best way.
- Bill, Corky, where do you want me
to put these extra sponges?
- Ned, watch out for the water buckets.
- [Corky] Ned, watch out!
(Corky and Bill yelling)
- How lucky am I?
I didn't get wet.
- But we got wet.
- Soaking wet.
- Sorry again.
- Look at me, Corky, I'm soaked.
- But Bill, it's washed the paint off us.
- Spot on, Corky!
- Next time we have to paint something, Bill,
let's just do it the normal way.
- Ha ha, when you're right, Corky, you're right.
♫ Bottle Top Bill
♫ And his best friend, Corky
♫ See you again
♫ Goodbye
♫ Bottle Top Bill
01x05 - The Eerie Eater / Naughty Ned
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Bottle Top Bill is a man who lives in a town called Junkyardville with his best friend Corky, a horse.
Bottle Top Bill is a man who lives in a town called Junkyardville with his best friend Corky, a horse.