02x12 - Tricky's Holiday / Honey Sandwiches

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky". Aired: 1 August 2005 – 20 April 2009.*
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02x12 - Tricky's Holiday / Honey Sandwiches

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("The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill")

♫ Bottle Top Bill

♫ And his best friend, Corky

♫ Up on the hill

♫ Let's watch them as they play

♫ Playin' all day

♫ Hooray

- [Bill] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill

- [Corky] And his best friend, Corky.

♫ Bottle Top Bill

- [Corky] Time for an adventure, Bill?

- [Bill] It sure is, Corky!

- [Corky] And what's it called?

- [Bill] Today's adventure is called Tricky's Holiday.

- [Corky] It's a lovely day, Bill.

We should go and sit in the garden.

- Good idea, Corky!

- How about under that tree?

- Just the spot I was thinking.

- This is perfect.

(thudding)

- What was that?

- A peach, Bill.

It fell from the tree.

- Yum!

- We're not the only ones who'd like these peaches, Bill.

- You're right, Corky.

I know someone else who'd like them a lot.

- [Corky] Someone who is very white.

- [Bill] And who's very wooly.

- [Corky] Someone who loves to steal fruit from our garden.

- The Great Wild Wooly!

Should we keep a lookout?

- We should, Bill, just in case he tries to

sneak some of our peaches.

- Look, Corky!

Over there!

Do you think it's The Great Wild Wooly?

- [Corky] He looks very round.

- [Bill] And he's small.

- [Corky] And he has a suitcase.

- [Bill] It's Tricky the Troll!

- Hi, Bill!

Hi, Corky!

- Hello, Tricky!

- What are you up to?

- I'm going for a holiday!

- Where are you going?

- A place that's really nice and the people are even nicer.

- Sounds great!

- Where is it?

- Here!

- [Both] Here?

- You'd like to stay with us?

- Yes, please, but only if it's no trouble.

- Uh, no, I don't think it will be any trouble.

Will it, Corky?

- No, you're welcome to stay here, Tricky.

- That's exactly what I thought.

We'll have some top fun, we will.

- Top fun it will be, Tricky.

Come on in.

- But, Bill, what about The Great Wild Wooly

and our peaches?

- I think our peaches will be safe.

- If you say so, Bill.

(bleating)

(light suspenseful music)

(chuckling)

- [Bill] From now on, Tricky, our home is your home.

- [Corky] For as long as you want.

- [Bill] Just make yourself comfy.

- Comfy?

I like comfy!

Thanks!

Hey, now, this is comfy!

- Glad you like it, Tricky.

- Hey, look at those dirty marks!

Who didn't wipe their feet?

Bill?

Not Bill.

Corky?

Not Corky.

(gasping)

What do you know?

They're mine!

Sorry!

- It's no trouble, Tricky.

We'll clean up the mess.

- You just take it easy.

It's your holiday.

- You're such great friends!

And yes, please.

- Yes, please what, Tricky?

- I'd love one of those peaches.

- Oh, right.

Sure, Tricky.

- We should have offered you one earlier.

(chomping)

- Scrumptious!

Just one peach?

- Why not have them all, Tricky?

- Marvelous!

And they'll be even more marvelous when you bring my tea.

- Tea?

- Right, tea it is!

- And more peaches!

- Tea and peaches coming up.

- Yes, please!

This is going to be a great holiday!

- Do you notice anything different about this tree, Corky?

- What's that, Bill?

- I'm sure there were more peaches on it.

- I think you're right, Bill.

- But, where have they gone?

- They're not on the ground.

- It's a mystery, Corky.

- Anyway, this should be enough peaches, even for Tricky.

(chuckling)

- Here we are, with tea--

- And peaches!

- Thank you.

(slurping)

Yuck!

- What is it, Tricky?

- It is a little cold, just a little.

- We'll put some hot water in the pot.

- I don't want it too hot, though.

Hotter than warm but not so hot that it's very hot.

- I think we know what you want, Tricky.

- But, don't go to any trouble.

- No trouble.

Here, we brought you some more of these.

- Peaches!

(chomping)

- I think looking after Tricky's going to be a lot of work.

- But he is our guest, Bill, so we have to take care of him.

- You're right, Corky.

♫ Tricky the Troll!

♫ That's me, that's me!

- What's that awful sound, Bill?

- I think it's singing, Corky.

♫ I'm so funny

♫ Hee hee hee

- It is singing!

It's Tricky singing!

- [Bill] It sounds like he's upstairs.

- [Corky] And having a bath!

- [Bill] At least his muddy feet will get clean.

- [Corky] We'd better see if he wants anything.

♫ Tricky the Troll

♫ That's me, that's me

♫ Now I'm as clean as clean can be

- That's better.

I'm as clean as a whistle.

I'm a squeaky clean troll!

I wouldn't go in there.

It's a little teeny-weeny messy, but I'll clean it up later.

I don't want to be any trouble.

- What do you think, Corky?

Should we have a look?

- [Corky] I don't think we should, Bill.

We mightn't like what we'll see.

- [Bill] I'm sure it will be a mess,

but how big a mess?

(screaming)

- How can one small troll make a mess so big?

- I don't know how he did it, but he sure did it!

- What do we do, Bill?

- We've got to ask Tricky not to make so much mess.

- I hope he won't get upset.

- Tricky, we love having you here on your holiday--

- But--

- But--

(snoring)

- He's fast asleep, Bill.

- Let's leave him to have a nap.

- Do you think it's safe to leave him?

- What harm can he do when he's asleep?

He'll be fine.

- I hope you're right, Bill.

(snoring)

- Let's get Tricky some more peaches.

At least when he's eating, he's not making a mess.

- That's true, Bill.

Bill, there's not many peaches left on our tree.

- Where have they gone?

- Perhaps the wind's blown them away.

- Then, we'd better pick these before they all disappear.

(yawning)

- Looking after Tricky's made me tired, Bill.

- It's made me tired too, Corky.

- We need a good nap because

we've got a lot of cleaning to do.

- Lots and lots of cleaning.

(snoring)

(tires screeching)

(light suspenseful music)

(bleating)

(groaning)

- What a troll-ific nap!

And after a nap, a snack!

No peaches?

Bill? Corky?

Bill! Corky!

(snoring)

They're asleep.

I'll have to get the peaches myself.

What's this?

Where are all the peaches?

(gasping)

Aha!

Another one!

And another!

Wow, look at these peaches!

(bleating)

(screaming)

Bill! Corky!

Help!

- Bill, did you hear something?

- I did, Corky.

- Bill!

Troll in trouble!

(bleating)

- Paint me pink!

It's Tricky!

- And The Great Wild Wooly!

- [Bill] We've got to help them!

- [Corky] How will we do it?

- [Bill] We need a helicopter, Corky.

- [Corky] Good thinking, Bill!

(jaunty piano music)

- Ready, Corky?

- Ready, Bill!

(screaming)

(bleating)

What do we do, Bill?

- Lower the ladder, Corky.

I'll climb down.

- Be careful!

(light suspenseful music)

- Tricky, grab my hand!

(screaming)

- I can't!

- Bill, use the net!

- Thanks, Corky!

(light suspenseful music)

(screaming)

We've got them!

- Woohoo!

You can let them out now, Bill!

- Right-o, Corky!

(bleating)

- Right, let's land this chopper!

(triumphant music)

- [Bill] Where are you going, Tricky?

- Thanks, Bill.

Thanks, Corky.

I think it's time I went back to Fairyland.

- Don't you like our place anymore?

- Well, you do have some very strange creatures around here.

(bleating)

And, to tell you the truth, your house is very messy.

You should give it a good clean, you know.

- Paint me pink!

- Anyway, must get going.

Bye!

- Bye! - Bye!

- Well, Great Wild Wooly, I guess we have to thank you

for helping to get Tricky to go home.

- If you ever need a favor in return, Great Wild Wooly,

just let us know.

(bleating)

- What's the suitcase for?

- I think I know!

- The Great Wild Wooly wants a holiday?

- In our home!

(bleating)

Coming, Great Wild Wooly.

- Here's your juice.

- And here's your fruit.

(bleating)

He wants another cup of tea.

- Coming right up, Great Wild Wooly.

- I think I know someone else

who's going to need a holiday soon.

- Who's that, Corky?

- Us!

(chuckling)

- When you're right, Corky, you're right!

(bleating)

- [Corky] Is it time for an adventure, Bill?

- [Bill] It sure is, Corky!

- [Corky] Where will we start it?

- [Bill] Let's start in the kitchen.

(jaunty orchestral music)

- [Corky] What's the adventure called?

- [Bill] It's called Honey Sandwiches.

(jaunty orchestral music)

(tummy grumbling)

- That's strange, Bill.

Sounds like thunder.

- Not thunder, Corky.

(tummy grumbling)

That's my tummy.

- What's wrong, Bill?

(tummy grumbling)

- My tummy is telling me it's breakfast time.

- [Corky] What have we got, Bill?

- [Bill] There's bread--

- [Corky] And honey!

- Great!

We can have honey sandwiches for breakfast.

- First, lay out the slices, Bill.

- Then, spread on the honey.

Paint me pink, Corky!

We're clean out of honey!

- We must have eaten it all, Bill.

- We need some more.

- But, from where?

- [Bill] Bees make honey, Corky.

- [Corky] That's right.

They collect nectar from flowers--

- [Bill] And take it back to their beehive to make honey.

- [Corky] And we get the honey from their hive!

- But only a little, Corky,

so there's always honey left for the bees.

- But, who do we know with a beehive, Bill?

- I know who.

Follow me, Corky.

- I'm right behind you.

- [Bill] Have a guess where we're going.

- [Corky] Let me look for clues, Bill.

I see an apple tree--

- [Bill] With some big, delicious-looking apples!

- [Corky] I see a peach tree.

- [Bill] And look at those juicy peaches!

They're beauties!

- And I see a plum tree--

- Full of tasty--

Well, the tree should be full of tasty plums,

but there's hardly any plums on it.

- I know where we are, Bill.

This is Farmer Sam's place!

- Spot on, Corky!

Now, we only have to find him.

- [Corky] Would that be him, Bill?

- [Bill] He's a little small for Farmer Sam.

- [Corky] And I don't think Farmer Sam is so furry.

- [Bill] Or has a little tail, Corky.

- [Corky] It's Wag the Puppy!

(dog barking)

- Hello, Wag!

- Do you know where Farmer Sam is?

(dog barking)

- I think he wants us to follow him.

- [Corky] Wag is leading us to that farm shed, Bill.

- [Bill] Would Farmer Sam be there?

- [Corky] Let's hope so.

- [Bill] Hold on, Corky.

I think I can see him now!

- [Corky] You're right, Bill.

That is him!

That's Farmer Sam!

- Good morning, Farmer Sam!

- Good morning, Bill and Corky!

- How are you today?

- Very well, thank you, but also very busy.

I've been picking and packing plums all morning.

I'm taking my plums into town to sell at the market.

- [Corky] Oh, so that's why there aren't any

plums on your plum tree!

- [Sam] That's right!

- You've sure got a lot of plums to sell, Sam.

- Too many!

I can't fit them all on my trailer.

These ones are spare.

Would you like them?

- That would be great!

- Thanks, Sam!

- Plums and honey sandwiches!

What a breakfast!

- But, Bill, remember, we're out of honey.

- Paint me pink!

I almost forgot why we're here.

- Farmer Sam, we were wondering if we could have

a little honey from your beehive.

- Of course you can!

Just talk to my good friend who looks after it.

- Who's that?

- [Sam] I think you know who he is.

- [Corky] He does look familiar.

- [Bill] He's a good friend of ours, too!

- [Corky] A good friend made of straw!

- [Bill] Sandy the Scarecrow!

- Bill, Corky! Hello!

- Hello, Sandy!

- Sandy, I've got to go so I'm leaving you

to look after Bill and Corky.

- No problem, Sam.

(dog barking)

- And keep an eye on Wag, too, please.

- We'll look after him, Sam.

It will be our pleasure.

(dog barking)

- Bye, everyone!

(pleasant orchestral music)

- Bill, Corky, did I hear you say you wanted some honey?

- You got it, Sandy!

- Then, come with me.

I collect the honey for Farmer Sam and put it

in a large drum in the shed.

- You've got to be careful, Sandy.

Bees can sting.

- Only if you upset them and I always try not to upset them

because the bees are my friends.

(growling)

- What's that?

(growling)

(suspenseful music)

- [Bill] Is he your friend, too, Sandy?

- [Sandy] I don't think I know him.

- [Bill] He's very big!

- [Corky] And very fierce!

- [Sandy] I've never seen such a person!

- [Corky] He's not a person, Sandy.

- [Sandy] Then, who is it?

- It's the Great Grumpy Grizzly!

(growling)

- He's got the drum of honey!

- And he's taking it away!

(dog barking)

- Don't, Wag!

Don't follow the Great Grumpy Grizzly!

- Come back, Wag!

(growling)

(dog barking)

- Oh, dear!

What will we do?

- We've got to stop Wag!

- And get the honey back!

- After that Grumpy Grizzly!

(upbeat orchestral music)

- [Corky] Which was do you think he'll go, Bill?

- [Bill] I think he's heading for the river.

- [Corky] I didn't know bears could swim.

- [Bill] He won't need to swim, Corky.

Look!

- [Sandy] What's that?

- [Bill] A raft!

And I think the Great Grumpy Grizzly's going to get on it!

He's getting away!

- [Sandy] But where's Wag?

- [Corky] I see him!

(dog barking)

- Wag! Wag!

Come back!

- The Grizzly is heading towards the woods!

- [Bill] And Wag's following him!

(growling)

(dog barking)

- That puppy's going to get himself into a lot of trouble!

- Not if we can rescue him, Sandy!

- We'll have to swim across the river.

- But, I can't swim.

My straw will get all wet and soggy.

- It's all right, Sandy.

We'll get you across.

- And you won't get wet at all.

- Are you sure this will work?

- You bet!

Get ready, everyone!

I'll hold on first.

- And I'll hold onto you, Corky.

- And I'll hold onto you, Bill.

- And away we go!

(screaming)

- [Bill] Where are we heading, Corky?

- [Corky] It's a place with a lot of trees.

- [Sandy] And it's very dark.

- [Bill] It looks like the deep, dark wood!

- How are we going to find the Great Grumpy Grizzly

in this wood?

- Look!

There's a trail of drops!

- It's honey!

- It must be leaking from the honey drum!

- Where the honey drum is, the Great Grumpy Grizzly will be.

- And where he would be, Wag would be.

- Follow those drops!

(light suspenseful music)

- [Corky] I can see where the honey trail is leading, Bill!

- [Bill] So can I, Corky.

- [Sandy] It looks like a cave.

- [Corky] Not just any cave, Sandy.

- [Bill] The cave of the Great Grumpy Grizzly!

- What do we do now?

- The cave looks very dark.

Do we have to go in there?

- Let's just take a peek.

(suspenseful music)

- Can you see the Grizzly, Bill?

- No sign of him at all!

(growling)

(screaming)

(growling)

- He doesn't look happy to see us!

- What are we going to do?

(dog barking)

(whimpering)

(dog barking)

- What happened to the Great Grumpy Grizzly?

- I think Wag gave him a fright.

- Wag gave everyone a fright!

(dog barking)

- But, where did the Great Grumpy Grizzly go?

(whimpering)

- What's that sound?

- It's coming from over there.

(whimpering)

It's the Great Grumpy Grizzly!

- [Sandy] He looks very sad.

- And not grumpy at all!

- What's the matter, Mr. Grizzly?

(growling)

(tummy grumbling)

- Did you hear that, Bill?

- I did, Corky!

- The poor Grumpy Grizzly is hungry!

- I know how he feels.

(dog barking)

(growling)

(chuckling)

(tummy grumbling)

- We've got to help him, Bill.

- I've got an idea, Corky.

Mr, Grizzly, you've been very naughty,

stealing Farmer Sam's honey.

(growling)

- But, we know you only did it because you are hungry.

- If we found you something else to eat,

would you promise to be good?

(growling happily)

- And you'll never take the honey again?

(growling agreeably)

- Then, it's agreed!

- But, where's the honey drum?

- [Corky] Over there!

- It's still in one piece.

And there's still plenty of honey in it.

- Let's get you some breakfast now, Mr. Grizzly.

- And you, too, Bill.

- Breakfast for everybody!

The honey drum is back where it belongs.

- Good work, Great Grumpy Grizzly!

- Now, let's get you something to eat.

(growling happily)

- [Bill] There you are, Mr. Grizzly.

- You can have as many of our plums as you like!

- Now, the bees and the Great Grumpy Grizzly are happy.

- And it's time for us to be happy by getting some honey

- And having honey sandwiches for breakfast!

It's such a beautiful day, Bill.

We should have breakfast outside.

- [Bill] Great idea, Corky!

Actually, it's so late now that it will be

breakfast and lunch together.

- [Corky] I've cleaned up the garden table and chairs.

- [Bill] And I've laid out the plates and brought the bread.

- Now, all we have to do is sit down and eat.

Have you got the honey?

- You bet!

- That's the most delicious-looking honey I've ever seen!

- I can't wait to start eating it.

- Let's spread it on.

(pleasant orchestral music)

- Mm-mm!

Farmer Sam's bees did a top job when they made this honey.

- A super top job!

You know what, Bill?

This honey will be the best honey we've ever eaten.

- How come, Corky?

- Because we worked so hard to get it

and when you work hard for something,

it's always that much nicer.

(chuckling)

- When you're right, Corky, you're right!

♫ Bottle Top Bill

♫ And his best friend, Corky

♫ See you again

♫ Goodbye

♫ Bottle Top Bill
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