03x10 - A Full House / Strawberry Surprise

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky". Aired: 1 August 2005 – 20 April 2009.*
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03x10 - A Full House / Strawberry Surprise

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♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

♪ And his best friend Corky ♪

♪ Up on the hill ♪

♪ Let's watch them as they play ♪

♪ Playing all day ♪

♪ Hooray ♪

- [Announcer] The adventures of Bottle Top Bill

- [Announcer ] And his best friend Corky

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

- [Corky] We're not going outside today, are we, Bill?

- [Bill] No way, Corky, just look at the rain.

- [Corky] But we are still having an adventure?

- [Bill] You'd bet, and it's called A Full House.

(rain falling)

So, Bill, what would you like to do?

Well, we could

(doorbell rings)

Sounds like we have a visitor.

(bell ringing)

A very impatient visitor.

I wonder who it can be in this weather?

- [Corky] Whoever it is will be very wet, Bill.

- [Bill] You're right there, Corky.

And it looks like it's a very wet Mrs. Whistle Head

and a very wet Timmy.

Mrs. Whistle Head,

what are you doing outside on a day like today?

(Timmy whines)

Hello Timmy, you look soaked.

We were just passing when the rain started.

Can we come inside until it stops?

No problem, Mrs. Whistle Head.

Wonderful, I'll just go and fetch the others.

The others?

Yes, my poor sheep are getting wet too.

- [Bill And Corky] Your sheep?

[Mrs. Whistle Head] I can't leave them out in the storm.

- [Bill] She's right, Corky, they might catch cold.

(sheep complaining)

I suppose we can fit them in.

Of course we can, Corky.

Come on in, the lot of you.

(sheep springing and bleating)

Thank you Bill, thank you Corky.

Come on, Timmy.

(Timmy barks happily)

(sheep neighing)

You make yourself at home, Mrs. Whistle Head.

(snoring)

- [Corky] She already has, Bill.

- [Bill] And so have her sheep.

- [Corky] Oh no, I don't think having sheep

in the house is such a good idea, Bill.

(doorbell rings)

No time to think about that now, Corky,

there's the doorbell again.

Who could it be this time?

It looks like Mrs. Whistle Head.

- [Corky] It can't be Mrs. Whistle Head, Bill.

She's asleep in the lounge.

- [Bill] You're right, Corky.

It only looks like Mrs. Whistle Head

because it's her sister, Mrs. Toot Top

and she's with her friend, Mrs. Blossom.

Hello ladies, what brings you here?

Could we come inside until the storm blows over?

Our knitting is getting wet.

And so are we.

Come in at once, ladies.

But Bill, the lounge is already full.

Where will they go?

Don't you worry, Corky, we've got plenty of room.

They can use my room.

- [Corky] Are you sure, Bill?

Your room isn't very big.

- [Bill] It may not be big, Corky, but it is dry.

What do you think?

Tip-top, Bill.

Thank you Bill, thank you Corky.

This is the perfect place for knitting.

We're glad to help.

That's what friends are for, isn't it, Corky?

It certainly is, Bill.

- [Farmer Sam] Bill, Corky!

Did you hear that, Bill?

I did, Corky.

- [Corky] Oh dear, that sounds like more people, Bill.

You're right, Corky, that's Farmer Sam's voice.

There's more than one person down there, Bill.

Right again, Farmer Sam has brought his niece

and nephew to see us.

And Wag the dog too.

Hello Bill, hello Corky.

The front door was open so we let ourselves in.

No problem, Sam.

Our friends are always welcome here.

Sorry about the mess.

Wag's been jumping in puddles.

(Wag barks)

Don't you worry about that, Sam.

I've got an idea.

What Wag needs is a nice, hot bath to clean him up.

- [Corky] And a good rub down to dry him off.

There's nobody in our bathroom,

so feel free to use it as long as you need.

(splashing and barking)

Thank you, Bill, that's grand.

Now, where will we put the children?

- [Corky] It's okay, Bill.

I've got the perfect place for them.

- [Bill] Where are you thinking of, Corky?

- [Corky] The attic, of course.

And there's lots of toys for them to play with too.

In you come, make yourselves right at home.

(playing loudly)

Nice one, Corky.

Lucky our house is big enough to hold everyone.

Very lucky.

(whirring in distance)

What's that noise, Corky?

- [Corky] I don't know but it's coming from downstairs.

- [Bill] It looks like Ned's go-cart.

Where there's Ned's go-cart, there's Ned too.

What's he doing, Corky?

I'm not sure, Bill.

- [Bill] I think we'd better go down and investigate.

Right.

Off we go!

What are you up to, Ned?

Hello Bill, hello Corky.

I just need to fix my go-cart.

But why here?

It's too wet to do it outside, so I had to come inside.

I hope you don't mind.

No problem, Ned.

You can stay here, can't he, Corky?

I suppose so, Bill.

Thanks Bill, thanks Corky.

But now there's no room left for us.

Yes there is, Corky, follow me.

- [Corky] Where are we going, Bill?

- [Bill] Into the kitchen, Corky.

There's nobody in there.

- [Corky] Are you sure?

- [Bill] Positive, it will be just the right place for us.

Looks like someone else had the same idea.

(sheep bleating)

Paint me pink, how did they get in here?

They must have come in when we were upstairs.

Now where do we go?

The house is completely full.

- [Corky] There's nothing else for it.

We'll have to go outside.

- [Bill] But Corky, don't you remember?

It's raining.

- [Corky] Not in the shed, Bill.

The shed might not be the most comfortable place

in the world, but at least it's dry.

(loud snoring)

What's that noise?

Sounds like someone has beaten us to it.

- [Bill] Whoever it is,

they've certainly made themselves at home.

- [Corky] Our shed has been turned upside down.

- [Bill] Who could it be?

- [Corky] Let's take a look.

- [Bill And Corky] The Great Wild Wooly!

- [Corky] Shall I ask him to leave, Bill?

No, Corky, let him be.

He only wants to keep dry just like the rest of us.

- [Corky] But where will we go, Bill?

There's nowhere to go, Corky.

We'll have to stay outside.

Then let's at least find a tree to shelter under.

I can't believe there's no room

left for us in our own house.

Sometimes, Corky, you have to put other people first.

Especially when they're you're friends.

I suppose you're right, Bill.

Besides, I'm too tired to find anywhere else.

(yawns)

Me too, Corky.

Look Corky, it's stopped raining.

And the sun has come out.

Let's go and tell the others.

The others?

Don't you remember, Corky?

We have a house full of visitors.

How could I forget?

That's strange.

What's the matter?

It's very quiet.

Maybe they've all gone home.

They wouldn't have done that, Corky.

They haven't said goodbye.

There's only one way to find out.

There's nobody around, Bill.

- [Bill] Are you sure, Corky?

- [Corky] Just look for yourself.

- [Bill] I'm looking, Corky, and I don't like what I see.

- [Corky] Look at the mess in your bedroom, Bill.

- [Bill] There's wool everywhere.

- [Corky] And look at the bathroom.

- [Bill] I've never seen so much mud.

- [Corky] The children have left stuff

all over the attic, too.

- [Bill] It's a shambles, Corky.

I'd never thought I'd say this, Corky,

but our friends have let us down.

Big time, Bill.

They should have cleared up.

Especially since we helped them shelter from the rain.

You know what this means for us now.

I think I can guess, Bill.

Does it need a bucket?

- [Bill] And two mops, Corky.

It's going to be a long job.

A very long job.

(doorbell rings)

Oh no, not more visitors.

Our poor house can't take it.

- [Bill And Corky] Mrs. Whistle Head?

Hello Bill, hello Corky, time for afternoon tea.

The sun is shining, so I've brought a picnic for the garden.

- [Corky] A picnic, how nice is that?

- [Bill] It's very nice!

Thank you, Mrs. Whistle Head.

I'm so hungry.

Me too, it's been a long day

and we haven't eaten since breakfast.

It's the least I can do, dig in.

(pounding in distance)

What was that, Corky?

(knocking)

I don't know, but it's coming from our house.

- [Bill] There's something funny going on in there, Corky.

- [Corky] Let's find out what it is, Bill.

Farmer Sam?

Hello Bill, hello Corky.

We'll have this mess cleared up in no time.

But we thought you'd left it all to us.

Never, I just popped back home to collect a few tools.

As good as new.

Now for the cleaning.

We'll need brushes and cloths and soap

and a vacuum cleaner, I think.

And we're ready to get stock into it.

Mrs. Toot Top?

And Mrs. Blossom!

You're not to lift a finger, Bill and Corky.

You leave this to us.

And don't forget me, I wanna help!

And us!

We'll have your house as good as new in no time.

Well, I never, Corky.

Who would've thought it?

(bleating)

Did you hear that, Bill?

It came from the shed.

Look, Bill, even the Great Wild Wooly is helping.

He's putting everything back where he found it.

I think the shed is tidier than it's ever been, Corky.

Thank you, Great Wild Wooly.

Baaa.

- [Bill] What could be nicer than having a picnic, Corky?

Having a picnic with your friends, Bill.

Right, thank you everyone.

Our house is cleaner than I've ever seen it.

And we'd like to say thank you, too.

For looking after us so well during the storm.

I hope you like the colors.

They're perfect!

You know what, Bill, you were right.

What do you mean, Corky?

Our friends are the best friends we could have.

(laughs)

When you're right, Corky, you're right.

- [Corky] It's a beautiful day, Bill.

What should we do?

I think a good rest in the garden would be nice, Corky.

- [Corky] We'll still have an adventure though, won't we?

- [Bill] Too right, and today's adventure

is called Strawberry Surprise.

Right, let's just sit back and relax.

Sounds good to me, Bill.

What can you see, Bill?

- [Bill] Blue sky and a big ball of bright sunshine.

- [Corky] Don't forget the fluffy clouds.

Yes, I see them too.

And I see something else, Bill.

- [Bill] So do I, Corky.

- [Corky] It's someone we know.

- [Bill] It's Mrs. Whistle Head.

Hello, Mrs. Whistle Head.

What brings you here?

I need your help, Bill and Corky.

What can we do for you?

I wonder if you'd mind picking me some strawberries

from your strawberry patch.

It'd be a pleasure.

What do you want the strawberries for, Mrs. Whistle Head?

I'm having a garden party for all my friends

and I want to make my special strawberry surprise.

Strawberry surprise, what's that?

If I tell you, it won't be a surprise.

You'll have to come to my garden party and find out.

We'd love to, Mrs. Whistle Head.

We'll pick the strawberries right away.

Thank you.

I'm going into town now so I'll collect them on my way back.

Cheerio!

I wonder what Mrs. Whistle Head's

special strawberry surprise is, Bill!

We'll soon find out, Corky.

- [Corky] It's been a while

since we've been to the strawberry patch, Bill.

- [Bill] Yes, I hope there's lots of strawberries there.

- [Corky] And I hope

there aren't too many weeds about either.

- [Bill] Yes we don't want weeds upsetting our strawberries.

Where's the strawberry patch gone, Bill?

It's hidden by all this long grass, Corky.

How are we going to find it?

We need to cut the grass.

How will we do that?

We'll use the lawn mower.

- [Corky] The lawn mower's very old, Bill.

- [Bill] But it's a very good mower, Corky.

I hope it still works.

It always works.

Just watch, Corky, I'll have the grass cut in no time.

(grunting)

How are you going, Bill?

This is hard work, Corky.

Let me try.

(grunts)

It's not easy, is it?

What are we going to do?

Mrs. Whistle Head will be back soon

and we haven't picked one single strawberry.

Let me think, Corky.

There must be an easier way to cut the grass.

(mooing in distance)

Look Bill, there's someone coming.

- [Bill] Who is it, Corky?

- [Corky] It's Farmer Sam and he's got Mazy with him.

I wonder what brings them here.

Hello Farmer Sam.

I'm looking for some nice, fresh grass for Mazy to eat.

Nice, fresh grass.

What if it's nice, fresh, long grass?

(moos approvingly)

The longer, the better.

Mazy's really hungry.

We've got just what you need.

Follow us, Farmer Sam.

What do you think of this?

Nice, fresh, long grass.

(mooing happily)

It's perfect.

Look, Bill, Mazy's tucking in.

Good girl, Mazy.

Do you mind if I leave Mazy here while I go to the market?

Leave her here as long as you like, Sam.

Right then, I'll see you later.

Bye Sam! Bye Sam!

You be good, Mazy.

(mooing)

What will we do while Mazy's eating the grass, Bill?

We just need a nice, shady spot to sit down.

And I think I've spotted it.

Me too, Corky.

A shady tree is always nice to sit under.

And when Mazy's finished,

we can pick the strawberries for Mrs. Whistle Head.

(yawning)

Big, juicy strawberries.

Nice strawberries.

(snoring)

(happy dream music)

(munching on strawberry)

(mooing and chomping)

(suspenseful music)

(Corky and Bill snoring)

[Mrs. Whistle Head] Bill?

Corky?

What?

I thought you were going to pick some strawberries for me.

We are, aren't we, Bill?

Yes, definitely.

But where are they?

Sorry Mrs. Whistle Head,

we couldn't pick them because the grass was so long.

What grass?

Mazy's eaten it all.

Excellent, now we'll pick them and bring them right over.

Do you think you can pick them quickly?

My guests will be arriving soon and I wanna have

my special strawberry surprise all ready for them.

We promise you it will be.

Lovely, I'll see you soon then.

Right Corky, let's get picking.

Mazy's done a great job eating all the grass, Bill.

She sure has, Corky.

There's something strange

about the strawberry patch, Bill.

What do you mean?

There's no strawberries, look!

No strawberries?

Where have they all gone, Corky?

I don't know, Bill.

Do you think someone could have picked them

while we were asleep?

Who'd do that?

(Mazy mooing)

Mazy! Mazy!

Blow me down, Mazy's eaten all the strawberries.

Every single last one!

I didn't know cows liked strawberries, Corky.

Mazy's no ordinary cow, Bill.

Mrs. Whistle Head won't be happy.

What are we going to do, Bill?

We'll have to go and tell her right away.

(mooing)

What about Mazy, Bill?

We promised Sam we'd look after her.

Do you wanna come

to Mrs. Whistle Head's garden party, Mazy?

(moos approvingly)

Come on then, we don't have much time.

(moos uncomfortably)

Perhaps she needs a little help.

Alright Mazy, here we go.

(grunting)

I can't move her.

I think she's too full of strawberries, Bill.

How will we get her to Mrs. Whistle Head's?

I've got an idea, Corky.

This calls for gyro power.

How's Mazy going to fit into the gyrocopter, Bill?

She won't fit into it, Corky, she'll fit under it.

Do you think she'll be alright, Bill?

We'll take an extra precaution.

Now we're ready for lift off.

Take her up, Corky.

Okay, Bill.

It's not lifting her!

I think we need full throttle, Corky.

Right you are, Bill.

She's off the ground, Corky.

(moos happily)

Hold her steady!

I'm doing my best, Bill, but she's very heavy!

- [Bill] Are you enjoying the ride, Mazy?

(mooing in enjoyment)

I think she is, Corky.

(Mazy mooing in distance)

That sounds like a cow!

(mooing)

Well, I never, a flying cow!

(squeaking)

Sorry, Mrs. Toot Top.

Oh, you really should watch where you're going.

But did you see it?

See what?

That flying cow!

I can't see any cow.

I'm sure I saw it.

You'd better have your eyes tested, Mr. Smith.

Flying cow, what a silly idea.

(moos unenthusiastically)

Do you think Mazy's alright, Bill?

Maybe she's trying to tell us something, Corky.

I think she might need milking.

We'd better get to Mrs. Whistle Head's farm quick smart.

- [Corky] Full steam ahead!

There's Mrs. Whistle Head's farm now, Bill.

- [Bill] Spot on, Corky.

We should be able to land any minute.

- [Corky] All her friends are there too.

- [Bill] The garden party's already started.

- [Corky] Oh dear, we're going to be late.

We'll have to tell Mrs. Whistle Head

there's no strawberries for her strawberry surprise.

I hope she doesn't blow her top.

(mooing excitedly)

I think we'll have to milk Mazy first, Bill.

Then we'll tell Mrs. Whistle Head.

Let's land the copter.

What's that in the sky?

(Mazy mooing)

I don't believe it, it is a flying cow.

See, I told you!

(sheep baaing)

Gently does it, Corky.

Down she goes, Bill.

I think we need to milk Mazy right away, Bill.

Okay, Corky.

- [Corky] I think we'll need some help, though.

- [Bill] What sort of help, Corky?

- [Corky] We need a milking machine.

Good idea, that'll do the job.

(mooing happily)

I think Mazy's happy now, Bill.

Good girl, Mazy.

Bill, look at Mazy's milk!

Drink me pink!

Exactly, Bill, pink milk!

It must be because of all the strawberries she's eaten.

Uh oh, here comes Mrs. Whistle Head.

- [Corky] She's not going to be happy.

Bill, Corky, you're here at last.

Mrs. Whistle Head, there's something

we need to tell you about the strawberries.

Before you say a word, I must have a glass of milk.

I love fresh milk.

Uh, yes.

(milk squirting)

Now, Mrs. Whistle Head, about the strawberries.

Bill and Corky, I'm very surprised.

We're sorry, Mrs. Whistle Head.

Sorry?

Why are you sorry?

About the strawberries.

Don't be sorry.

This is the best strawberry surprise I've ever tasted.

It is?

How did you do it?

We did have some help from Mazy.

(mooing)

It's marvelous, my garden party will be a big success.

Thank you for the lovely surprise.

We're full of surprises, right, Bill?

(laughs)

When you're right, Corky, you're right.

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

♪ And his best friend Corky ♪

♪ See you again ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪
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