04x05 - The Wild and Wooly Friend / The Scary Troll

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky". Aired: 1 August 2005 – 20 April 2009.*
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04x05 - The Wild and Wooly Friend / The Scary Troll

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♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

♪ And his best friend Corky ♪

♪ Up on the hill ♪

♪ Let's watch them as they play ♪

♪ Playing all day ♪

♪ Hooray ♪

- [Bill] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill.

- [Corky] And his best friend Corky.

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

What's today's adventure about, Bill?

- [Bill] It's about the great wild wooly.

- [Corky] He's the trickiest sheep ever.

- [Bill] He sure is, Corky.

And this is one of our trickiest adventures.

It's called The Wild Wooly Friend.

Look at our strawberries, Bill.

Ripe and ready to eat.

And you know what that means.

The great wild wooly will want to take some.

(sheep bleats)

- [Corky] It's just as we thought, Bill.

- [Bill] The great wild wooly is here.

(sheep bleats)

- [Corky] And ready to take our strawberries.

I'm gonna give that wooly a piece of my mind.

And tell him that he's not allowed to take them.

(sheep bleats)

Is he doing what I think he's doing, Corky?

He's asking us nicely for some strawberries.

(sheep bleats)

Paint me pink, he is too.

Of course you may have some strawberries,

great wild wooly.

Because you're asking very nicely.

And as long as you ask,

you can have as many as you like.

We're happy to give them to you.

(sheep bleats)

I think that was a thank you, Bill.

It's a pleasure, great wild wooly.

Hmm.

- [Bill] What is it, Corky?

Don't you think it's strange that

the great wild wooly is suddenly so polite?

It is a bit.

I wonder if he's up to one of his old tricks again.

There's only one way to find out, Corky.

Let's follow him and see.

I'm right behind you, Bill.

- [Bill] He's heading for Mrs. Whistlehead's farm.

- [Corky] And her sheep.

- [Bill] Aha, so that's what he's doing.

He's going to let her sheep go.

You were right, Corky.

He is up to his tricks.

(sheep bleating)

He went right by them, Bill.

He's not after the sheep at all.

He must be planning an even bigger trick.

- [Corky] He's going to Mrs. Whistlehead's

flower garden now.

- [Bill] What would he want there?

- [Corky] I hope he's not going to damage it.

(sheep bleats)

He picked some flowers.

I've never seen the great wild wooly do that before.

This is getting very mysterious, Corky.

Should we keep following him?

We most certainly should.

- [Corky] What's this place, Bill?

- [Bill] This is Mrs. Tootop's farm.

- [Corky] What would the great wild wooly be doing here?

- [Bill] I'm not sure, but I think

it might have something to do with that sheep.

(sheep bleating)

Look at that, Bill.

Could the great wild wooly be in love?

(soft music)

(sheep bleats)

I think he is in love, Bill.

And I think she likes the great wild wooly just as much.

I wonder if Mrs. Tootop knows about this.

We better check with her, just to make sure.

- [Corky] I hope Mrs. Tootop's home.

- [Bill] I think she is, Corky.

You're right, Bill.

I can see her now.

Good morning, Mrs. Tootop.

How are you?

Bill, Corky, how nice to see you.

Mrs. Tootop, could you tell us about

that sheep in your field?

Oh, that's Lady, my prize winning sheep.

Isn't she beautiful?

What sort of prizes does she win?

She's always winning ribbons and trophies and sheep shows.

I'm very proud of her.

- [Corky] Did you know the great wild wooly

was visiting her?

- [Bill] And being extra friendly to her.

Oh yes, but I don't mind.

You don't?

Haven't you noticed how well behaved

he's become since he's met Lady?

He is much nicer.

Exactly, he's happy.

Lady's happy and I'm happy.

So everybody's happy.

Must be off.

I have lots of errands to run.

See you again.

Bye, Mrs. Tootop.

Goodbye.

What a surprise, eh Corky?

The great wild wooly being nice.

I wonder if this means he'll stop

playing tricks forever.

That would be a surprise.

(sheep bleats)

What's going on?

It's the great wild wooly, and he sounds upset.

(sheep bleats)

What's the matter, great wild wooly?

(sheep bleats)

We don't understand.

(sheep bleats)

What's this?

- [Corky] It looks like a truck.

- [Bill] Why would a truck upset

the great wild wooly?

We'd better take a close look at it, Bill.

(sheep bleats)

That was Lady.

Oh no, she must have been stolen.

Is that what's happened, great wild wooly?

Has Lady been stolen?

(sheep bleats)

We've got to tell Mrs. Tootop.

Did she say where she was going?

No, and we don't have time to find her.

We'll have to go after Lady ourselves.

- [Bill] We'll take our car.

Good idea, Bill.

That'll help us catch the truck.

(sheep bleats)

You can come too, great wild wooly.

(sheep bleats)

There's no time to lose.

Ready, Bill?

Ready, Corky.

(sheep bleats)

I think that means ready, too.

After that Lady.

- [Corky] Are you sure the truck came this way, Bill?

- [Bill] I'm positive, Corky.

- [Corky] Then it must be heading

for the train station.

- [Bill] Why would anyone take Lady there?

(sheep bleats)

I can't see the truck.

Nor can I, Corky.

I think we've lost Lady.

(sheep bleats)

(horn blows)

(sheep bleats) No Corky.

We haven't lost her.

- [Corky] She's on that train.

(sheep bleats)

We can't follow that train in a car.

We'll need another train.

- [Bill] I know the perfect train to use.

- [Corky] The train we fixed up and made good as new.

- [Bill] It'll do the job all right.

- [Corky] It's Old Lightning.

Everyone on board.

(sheep bleats)

Full steam ahead, Bill.

Full steam it is, Corky.

(horn blows)

- [Corky] Can we catch up to that train, Bill?

- [Bill] We'll do what we can, Corky.

- [Corky] But we won't give up until we save Lady.

- [Bill] You said it, Corky.

- [Corky] We're not getting any closer, Bill.

- [Bill] This is as fast as Old Lightning can go.

(sheep bleats)

Then we can't catch them.

There might be a way, Corky.

Time for the brakes.

(screeching)

- [Corky] What's your plan, Bill?

We'll take the old track through the hills.

(horn blows) (sheep bleats)

The old track goes through the hills

rather than around them.

So it's a shortcut.

Spot on, Corky.

- [Corky] But Bill, why did they build the new track

if the old track is shorter?

Hmm, good question, Corky.

I don't know.

(yelling)

Now we know why, Bill.

It's very twisty.

- [Corky] And turny.

(yelling)

We're lucky the shortcut is short.

We'll be okay once we're out of the hills.

(sheep bleats)

You're right, great wild wooly.

It's not far now.

- [Corky] We made it.

- [Bill] But where's the other train?

(horn blows) (sheep bleats)

- [Corky] The shortcut worked.

- [Bill] We got ahead of the other train.

Now to rescue Lady.

(sheep bleats)

You'll do it?

(sheep bleats)

That train's catching up fast.

You'll have one chance to do this.

(sheep bleats)

- [Corky] How will he do it, Bill?

- [Bill] It looks like he's going to use

that fishing rod.

- [Corky] Whatever he does, it's going to be very brave.

(sheep bleats)

I'm holding Old Lightning steady.

And here comes Lady.

(sheep bleats)

Remember, one go only.

(sheep bleats)

- [Corky] He did it.

- [Bill] And he only needed one go.

Well done, great wild wooly.

You're a champion.

(sheep bleats)

We made it.

Won't Mrs. Tootop be happy when we take Lady back to her.

We really should get Lady out of that box first, Bill.

Right you are, Corky.

(sheep bleats)

- [Corky] Careful now.

Nice and soft will do it.

Out you come, Lady.

(sheep bleating)

You'd think someone whose been rescued

would be happier than that.

She's very grumpy all right.

Bill, Corky, and Lady.

What on earth has been going on?

- [Bill] It's all right, Mrs. Tootop.

We found Lady and we rescued her.

You what?

No need to thank us, Mrs. Tootop.

We're always happy to help.

Toot, toot, toot.

What's wrong, Mrs. Tootop?

I'm here because I was told someone took Lady.

They did and we saved her.

But don't you see?

You're the ones who've taken her.

Us, Mrs. Tootop?

(sheep bleats)

Lady was on her way to a sheep judging show.

She wasn't being stolen.

She wasn't?

Definitely not.

We're so sorry, Mrs. Tootop.

We really thought we were helping.

(sheep bleats)

It was a silly misunderstanding,

so I'll forgive you.

But please, don't let it ever happen again.

You can be certain of that, Mrs. Tootop.

Come along, Lady.

We'd best be getting home.

(sheep bleating)

Poor old great wild wooly.

It's sad that Lady doesn't like him anymore.

It is sad, Corky.

But it's great that he's become so nice and polite now

and doesn't play naughty tricks anymore.

Bill, do you notice something strange

about Mrs. Whistlehead's sheep paddock?

No, it looks very quiet and peaceful to me.

Exactly, where are the sheep?

- [Bill] Paint me pink, they're all gone.

What's happened to them?

(sheep bleating)

Blow me down.

The great wild wooly is taking the sheep.

And he's using our car to do it.

(sheep bleating)

So much for the great wild wooly being nice and polite.

He's back to playing his naughty tricks again.

What do we do, Bill?

We get after them, that's what, Corky.

On our way, Bill.

We should've known the great wild wooly

wouldn't really change his ways.

Once a great wild wooly, always a great wild wooly.

- [Bill] When you're right, Corky, you're right.

Here we are in Fairy Land, Corky.

- [Corky] And that means we're going to have an adventure.

- [Bill] You said it.

And the name of today's adventure is The Scary Troll.

I love coming to Fairy Land.

It always makes me feel good to see

how beautiful it is.

Hello, Tricky.

Bill, Corky.

What's that you've got?

Have a look at these pictures.

- [Corky] Who are they, Tricky?

That's my Uncle Sneer and my Auntie Grunt.

They look very scary.

They were the two scariest trolls

in all of Fairy Land.

Don't worry, Tricky.

You're nothing like them.

You might be a bit naughty sometimes,

but you're a very good troll.

No one thinks you're scary.

I know.

But I wish I was scary.

You do?

I want to be a scary troll,

just like my famous uncle and auntie.

(yells)

You see?

I'm just not scary.

We think that's a good thing, Tricky.

But I want to be scary.

How can I be a proper troll if I'm not scary?

Is that what you want, Tricky?

To be a proper troll?

I do, I do.

Please, Bill and Corky, help me be scary.

Gosh, what do we do, Corky?

We can't refuse to help a friend.

Especially if he asks us to help.

And I am asking.

Please?

What do you think, Corky?

There might be a way to do this, Bill.

(whispers)

What are you whispering about?

We've talked it over, Tricky,

and we've decided to help you.

You will?

That's great.

And we'll get everyone else in Fairy Land to help.

Fantastic.

We'd do anything to help a friend.

Even if it's to be scary.

- [Bill] Our first lesson will be with Rumble the Dragon.

- [Tricky] How can Rumble help me be scary?

- [Bill] He's going to be your teacher.

Hello, Rumble.

Hello.

Did you get our message?

I did, from Pinch the Pixie's bird, it was.

So Flap the Bird told you how we're

making Tricky into a scary troll?

He told me everything, he did.

So what's my first lesson, Rumble?

I want to be a scary troll quick as I can.

Your first lesson is in growling and howling.

Why don't you show us how you howl and growl, Tricky?

I will.

(coughing)

(growls)

What do you think, was I good?

The growling's not too bad.

But it's not too good either.

And your howling's not very scary at all.

I'll never be a scary troll.

All right, Rumble, you're the teacher.

What should Tricky do?

Hmm, what do you have for lunch, Tricky?

Lunch?

I'm going to have this piece of pie.

That looks yummy, it does.

I'm going to take that for myself, I am.

Hey Rumble, give us back my pie.

(growls)

That's more like it.

That howling and growling was excellent.

I wasn't really taking your pie, Tricky.

Ah, thanks Rumble.

That was very clever of you.

So now you can howl and growl like a scary troll.

I just have to think that someone's taking my pie.

Thanks for your teaching, Rumble.

It was no trouble, it wasn't.

Now for the next lesson.

- [Tricky] What's my next scary troll lesson?

- [Bill] You'll find out from Dandy the Fairy.

- [Tricky] Dandy?

She can't teach me to be scary.

- [Bill] You just wait.

- [Corky] Dandy can show you how to creep and sneak.

Hello, Dandy.

We've brought Tricky along, just as we promised.

Can you really help me to creep and sneak?

I can because a fairy like me

can move very quickly and quietly.

What?

Where did you go, Dandy?

Here I am.

Where are you now?

Here! (yells)

Do you see how important it is

to creep and sneak, Tricky?

I do.

A troll can't be scary if he can't creep and sneak.

Show us how you do it, Tricky.

Think like a butterfly, Tricky.

Butterfly, got it.

I'm a butterfly.

I'm here.

Then I'm here.

Then here.

That was top class creepy.

And I've never seen better sneaking.

You're a very quick learner, Tricky.

Thanks, Dandy.

I'm going to be the scariest troll ever.

And there's more things to learn yet, Tricky.

So let's get going to our next lesson.

See you later, Dandy.

(giggles)

- [Bill] The final lesson will be given

by Pinch the Pixie.

- [Tricky] Oh good, I like Pinch.

- [Corky] He and his bird, Flap, will show you

something special.

- [Bill] They're very good at teaching scariness.

Hi Pinch, hi Flap.

Welcome, Tricky.

I'm here to teach you how to bounce and pounce.

Bounce and pounce?

That's easy.

(squawks)

It might seem easy.

But there's a secret to good bouncing and pouncing.

Secret, what is it?

Tell me, tell me.

The secret is to bounce and pounce

from where nowhere expects you.

(groans)

I don't understand.

You've got to come up from below.

Or jump down from above.

Or come from behind.

Ah, I understand now.

So that's the secret.

Now all you have to do, Tricky,

is put your lessons together.

Growling and howling.

Creeping and sneaking.

And bouncing and pouncing.

Then I'll be a scary troll.

Maybe even the scariest troll.

Then what are we waiting for?

It's time to be a scary troll.

(snoring)

Here's your chance, Tricky.

Try your growling and howling on Rumble.

Rumble told me about growling and howling.

So if you can scare him, you can scare anybody.

Here goes.

(growls)

(yells)

Scary.

I did it, I did it.

I scared Rumble.

That was a top scare.

But we can't stop there.

I've got more scaring to do.

(humming)

What was that?

There it is again.

Is someone there?

(growling)

Oh, scary.

(laughs)

That was a terrific scare.

It sure was, Tricky.

And you did some excellent creeping and sneaking too.

I'm becoming a good scary troll.

You'll soon be a great scary troll.

Once you use your bouncing and pouncing.

Then let's do it.

Thank you for telling everyone about

Bill and Corky's plan, Flap.

(squawks)

But we don't know if it's worked yet.

We just have to wait.

(growling) What's that?

(growling) (yells)

Scary.

(laughs)

I did it again.

Another great scare.

And I did it by bouncing and pouncing

from where Pinch didn't expect.

You might be the scariest troll that's ever been.

Tricky the Troll is now Tricky the Scary Troll.

Who will I scare next?

You can scare anyone you'd like, Tricky.

I couldn't have been a scary troll

if it wasn't for you two.

You really are terrific friends.

We're happy to have helped you, Tricky.

But now that we have, it's goodbye.

Goodbye?

It was nice knowing you, Tricky.

See you.

What does that mean?

Bill, Corky?

Wait, where are you going?

What's wrong?

Now that you're a scary troll,

we can't be friends with you anymore.

Why not?

Because you'll scare us all the time.

And all our friends too.

And no one likes being scared.

Goodbye, Tricky.

If we see you again, we'll run the other way.

Because we don't want to be scared by you.

- [Bill & Corky] Bye!

But Bill, Corky, come back.

Where's Tricky?

He's right behind us.

Are we ready?

We're ready, we are.

We know what to do, don't we, Flap?

(squawks)

Hey, what do you know.

It's all my friends.

Hello, friends.

Oh no, it's that scary troll.

I don't like scary trolls.

It frightens us. (squawks)

What can we do?

Run away.

Huh, wait, stop.

I'm your friend.

Don't run away.

(groans)

No one wants to be my friend anymore.

I need to find a nice quiet place to sit down

and think about this.

I don't like having no friends.

(croaks) Hello, Skip.

I hope you're not scared of me too.

(croaks)

Well, that's good.

All my other friends are and it's no fun.

No fun at all.

(croaks)

If being a scary troll means having no friends,

then I don't want to be a scary troll anymore.

Now that's what we want to hear.

My friends.

Please don't run away from me.

Why would we do that, Tricky?

Because you think I'm scary, but I'm not really.

I'm Tricky the Friendly Troll again.

That's good to know, Tricky.

And we have a confession to make.

Confession?

Running away from you was part of a plan.

We wanted to show you that being scary

means you scare away your friends.

That's the last thing I want.

I want to keep my friends.

And we'll stay your friends, Tricky.

As long as you don't try to scare us again.

I won't, I promise.

I'm sorry, Uncle Sneer and Auntie Grunt.

I just can't be scary like you.

It's great to have the old Tricky back with us.

And this Tricky is never going to change.

- [Everyone] Hooray!

Scary or nice, there's one thing about Tricky

you can always rely on, Bill.

What's that?

Whenever he's around, we always have a great adventure.

When you're right, Corky, you're right.

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

♪ And his best friend Corky ♪

♪ See you again ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

(soft jingle)
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