04x13 - On Your Bike / Loot in the Loft

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky". Aired: 1 August 2005 – 20 April 2009.*
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Bottle Top Bill is a man who lives in a town called Junkyardville with his best friend Corky, a horse.
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04x13 - On Your Bike / Loot in the Loft

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(pleasant music)

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

♪ And his best friend Corky ♪

♪ Up on the hill ♪

♪ Let's watch them as they play ♪

♪ Playing all day ♪

♪ Hooray ♪

- [Bill] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill.

- [Corky] And His Best Friend Corky.

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

- [Corky] What a lovely day, Bill.

- [Bill] It sure it, Corky.

- [Corky] The birds are singing.

(tweeting)

- [Bill] The sheep are bleating.

(bleating)

- [Corky] It's the perfect day for an adventure.

And this one's called On Your Bike.

(pleasant music)

It's such an extra nice day, Corky.

We should do something extra nice for someone.

Good idea, Bill, but who?

There's no one here except us and the sheep.

Then we'll just have to look for someone.

That could take a long time, Bill.

Then we'd better get some help.

What's this? See if you can guess.

- [Corky] I know, it's our tandem bike!

It sure is, Corky.

This is perfect for riding around the countryside, Bill.

Then let's get going!

Keep a lookout for people to help, Corky.

Will do, Bill.

- [Bill] Looks like a steep hill coming up.

- [Corky] A very steep hill, Bill.

- [Bill] Get ready to hold on tight.

- [Corky] Ready!

- [Both] Whee!

- [Corky] Look Bill, there's someone up ahead.

It's Sandy the Scarecrow.

Hello Bill, hello Corky.

Hello Sandy.

You look like you're having some top fun on your bike.

We sure are! Come and ride with us.

But I don't have a bike.

Hm, that's a problem.

Maybe we could borrow one.

Better still, we could make you a bike.

That's very kind of you Bill, but--

No need to thank me, Sandy.

Just leave it to us.

But Bill--

Let's go, Corky.

But Bill...

I wanted to do something nice for someone and now I can!

I think Sandy wanted to tell you something, Bill.

He can tell me when we get back with a bike, Corky.

We've never made a bike before.

No worries Corky, I know just the person to help.

- [Corky] Where are we heading Bill?

- [Bill] Don't you recognize it?

- [Corky] It looks like Cedric's laboratory.

Spot on Corky, and it's

the perfect place to make a bike.

Hello Cedric.

What, oh yes hello Bill, hello Corky.

We need your help.

We need to build a bike.

A bike?

That should be no problem.

Great!

But I'm afraid I can't help you now.

I've got to pick up something from the science shop.

Oh.

Why don't you go inside and wait?

I'll help you when I get back.

What do you think, Bill?

I guess we'll just have to do as he says.

Look at all this stuff, Corky.

I don't think you should be touching anything, Bill.

It's okay, I'm sure Cedric won't mind.

Even so Bill, I really don't think you should be--

Wow, look at this!

- [Corky] What is it Bill?

It's a wheel, Corky, a bicycle wheel

and it would be perfect for Sandy's new bike.

Oh and look at this!

It's the perfect seat.

I've got an idea.

I'll build Sandy's bike.

I don't think that's a good idea, Bill.

Why not?

I've got everything I need here, how hard can it be?

If you think so.

You see if there's anything else

we could use to make a bike.

Okay then.

I'll start with the frame, next the seat.

Last but not least, a wheel, tadah!

What do you think of this, Corky?

Hm.

Isn't it a beauty?

It's only got one wheel, Bill.

That's because this is a special bike,

Corky, it's a unicycle!

How do you ride a unicycle, Bill?

Easy peasy Corky, I'll show you.

The saddle's too high.

I'm going to need some help, Corky.

I'll hold the bike, Bill, you climb up.

Right you are.

It's very high up here.

Be careful Bill.

Don't worry Corky, on the count of three you let go.

One, two, three!

It looks a bit wobbly, Bill.

It is a bit wobbly, Corky.

Turn around Bill!

I can't!

Oh dear.

Help me Corky, I can't stop.

Try the brakes!

There aren't any.

Stop bike stop!

That sounds like Bill!

(screaming)

Sandy, help me!

I don't like the look of this, I don't.

Coming through!

(yelling)

I don't feel very well!

Neither do I!

You've got to get off, Bill.

How do I do that?

Let go of the seat!

(yelling)

Where am I going? I don't know!

Aim for the haystack, Bill!

Well done Bill, that was a perfect landing!

Thanks Sandy.

Are you okay Bill? I'm fine, Corky.

But Sandy's new bike isn't.

It's okay Bill, I couldn't ride a unicycle anyway.

Don't worry Sandy, I'll make you another bike.

Honestly Bill, you don't need to.

Yes I do Sandy, come on Corky.

But, but...

Oh dear.

Back to the drawing board, Corky.

I still think you should wait for Cedric to come back.

It's okay, I know what I did wrong last time.

This time I'll do it right.

Okay then.

This one will have two wheels and will work perfectly.

(clanging)

I'll wait outside.

I'll start with a frame, next the seat.

Last but not least, wheels, two this time.

One big and one small.

(snoring)

Corky wake up, look at this!

What do you think Corky?

That doesn't look like a bike, Bill.

The wheels are different sizes!

That's because it's a special bike, Corky.

It's a penny farthing.

How do you ride a penny farthing, Bill?

Easy peasy, I'll show you.

I'm gonna need some help again, Corky.

Right you are, Bill.

Now watch this.

See Corky?

It's a lot safer than the unicycle.

Let's take it to Sandy.

If you insist.

Hey Sandy, take a look at this.

It's your new bike, isn't it a beauty?

That's not a bike, Bill.

Oh yes it is, it's a penny farthing

and it's so easy to ride.

- [Corky] Look out ahead, Bill!

There's bumps in the road!

- [Bill] Bumps, what bumps?

(grunting)

Hang on Bill!

I'm trying to, Corky!

(grunting)

Phew, that's better. (air hissing)

What's that sound Corky? I don't know.

The bumps have given the tire a puncture.

(air hissing) All the air is coming out.

(yells)

Oh no, not again!

- [Bill] Do something Corky!

- [Sandy] Look for something to grab hold of!

Like what?

- [Sandy] Like the branch on that tree!

- [Corky] Reach up for it Bill!

I'm saved!

(cracking) Oh no!

The branch is breaking.

Don't worry, I'll catch you!

Hurry Corky!

(yells)

Well done Corky! That was close.

Thank you Corky.

Are you okay?

I am.

But Sandy's new bike isn't.

Oh that's okay Bill,

I couldn't ride a penny farthing anyway.

You couldn't?

No, penny farthing bikes are way too difficult.

Okay Sandy, leave it to me.

This time I'll get you the perfect bike.

But Bill--

Don't worry Sandy, I'll be back in no time.

Bill!

Oh dearie me.

There's not a lot left to make another bike.

Oh well, I'll just have to do my best.

(snoring)

Corky, Corky look at this!

What do you think?

Isn't this brilliant, it's got a bell!

(bell dings)

It does look good, Bill but--

Come on, I can't wait to show him.

Well Sandy, what do you think?

It's a wonderful bike, Bill but--

And it goes really fast, too, watch!

But, but--

See, it's super smooth.

Yes, but--

And watch this.

The bike can steer itself.

That's great Bill, but--

And look at this Sandy.

It can handle any bump, whee!

Very nice Bill, but--

And how's this for braking?

There you go Sandy.

If this isn't the best bike around,

then I'll eat my hat.

It's a marvelous bike, Bill, the best one I've ever seen!

So hop on and try it out.

It's all yours, Sandy.

I don't mean to be ungrateful Bill,

but I can't ride this bike either.

Of course you can.

It's got a sturdy frame.

Yes, but--

Two wheels the same size.

Yes.

It's red, it's got a shiny new bell

and a bird feeder.

Bill, please listen to Sandy!

He's been trying to tell you something all day.

Okay, what is it Sandy?

I don't know how to ride a bike.

You don't?

No, I've never had one before

and so I've never learned how to do it.

Why didn't you tell me?

I tried!

But you wouldn't listen to me.

I'm sorry Sandy.

That's okay Bill, I know you were trying

to give me a nice present.

Sandy, would you like to learn how to ride a bike?

Oh yes!

But it looks so very difficult.

It's simple, and we'll help you won't we Bill?

You bet!

How will we help?

It'll be easy peasy.

(horn honks)

Hello everyone.

- [All] Hello Cedric!

I see you've already built a fine looking bike for Sandy.

I'm sorry Cedric, but I've used

all your spare parts to make it.

Not a problem, Bill.

I wanted to get rid of all that old junk anyway.

It's not quite finished yet, Cedric.

Really?

It needs stabilizers to help sandy ride it.

I have just the thing in my lorry.

Wonderful!

- [Cedric] These should do the trick.

- [Corky] They're perfect Cedric, thank you!

How easy was that?

Now what?

Just hop on the bike and start peddling.

Here it goes!

Steer with the handlebars!

Okay Bill!

It's working, I'm riding a bike!

- [All] Hooray!

You were right Corky, this is the perfect day

for riding around the countryside.

And you were right too, Bill.

It's the perfect day for doing something

extra nice for a friend.

Speaking of friends, I wonder how he's doing.

How's it going Sandy?

It's great, thanks!

We're coming to a small hill, Sandy.

Are you ready? You bet!

Whee! Whee!

Whee!

Well done Sandy!

This is such fun!

From now on I'm going to ride my bike every day!

I think Sandy likes his new bike all right Corky.

Sandy doesn't just like his bike Bill, he loves it!

(bell dings)

When you're right Corky, you're right.

- [Corky] What shall we do today Bill?

- [Bill] I think Mrs. Whistlehead has a job for us.

- [Corky] And will we have an adventure?

- [Bill] You bet, Corky.

It's called Loot in the Loft.

Hello Mrs. Whistlehead.

Hello Bill, hello Corky.

Just the people I wanted to see.

How can we help you?

I'd like you to clear some boxes of junk from my loft

and take them to the dump.

It'll be our pleasure, Mrs. Whistlehead.

And in return, I'll make you a nice big vegetable pie.

We'll have the job done in no time, Mrs. Whistlehead.

You can count on us.

We'll get started right away.

How do we get into the loft?

Ah, that's the problem.

- [Both] Problem Mrs. Whistlehead?

Yes, the trap door to the loft is stuck.

That's not a problem for us, is it Corky?

What we need is a crane.

- [Corky] Good idea!

- [Bill] This should do the job, Corky.

- [Corky] Our crane can reach any rooftop.

Wind me up, Corky.

Gently does it.

Gently it is, Bill.

Now, wind me down slowly Corky.

Slowly does it Bill.

What's going on Corky?

Huh?

(crashing, Bill yelling)

I'm sorry Bill!

What was that crash?

Is everything all right?

Everything's fine, Mrs. Whistlehead.

Where's Bill?

He's up on the roof.

I can't see him, Bill!

Bill?

I'm here Mrs. Whistlehead!

Everything's under control.

Oh thank goodness for that.

Hello Ned, where did you get those lovely flowers?

I picked them myself from farmer Sam's meadow.

They're my favorites.

I love the smell of fresh flowers.

(sniffing)

And I love the smell of freshly baked pies!

Oh my veggie pie!

You'll have to excuse me Ned.

I don't want it to burn.

Lower me down, Corky.

I've got everything.

Right you are, Bill.

Nice and steady now. Steady it is, Bill.

(crashing)

Are you all right?

I think so.

What are you doing with all this junk?

We're taking it to the dump for Mrs. Whistlehead.

This is a nice vase!

It would be perfect for my flowers.

Take it if you like, Ned.

Are you sure Mrs. Whistlehead won't mind?

Of course she won't, it's in her box of junk.

Thanks Bill, thanks Corky!

See you Ned! Bye!

Should we take all this junk to the dump now Bill?

I've got a better idea, Corky.

Let's pick some flowers for Mrs. Whistlehead.

Good thinking Bill, she said how much she liked them.

She will be pleased with us.

What about the hole in the roof, Bill?

We'll fix that later, Corky.

How will we get to farmer Sam's meadow?

- [Bill] We'll take the car.

Great, that should get us there quickly.

There's a lot of people out today, Bill.

There sure is, Corky.

I wonder where they're going.

We'll find out after we've picked

Mrs. Whistlehead's flowers.

- [Corky] I like visiting farmer Sam's meadow.

- [Bill] There's always something new growing.

And farmer Sam doesn't mind sharing it with everyone.

These are lovely flowers.

(sneezes)

Are you all right Bill?

It's the flowers, they made me s-s-sneeze!

(sneezes)

I think I'd better pick the flowers, Bill.

I think you're right, Corky.

What do you think Bill?

Mrs. Whistlehead will love them.

Look Corky, everyone's carrying stuff.

I wonder where they got it all from.

Someone must be having a garden sale.

I love garden sales, can we go Bill?

Of course, but first we'd better take

these flowers to Mrs. Whistlehead.

Bill.

Corky, I wondered where you'd gone.

We've picked some flowers for you, Mrs. Whistlehead.

What a lovely surprise!

We're glad you like them, Mrs. Whistlehead.

I'll go and find something to put them in.

Can we go to the garden sale now Bill?

We'd better take all that junk to the dump first, Corky.

We don't need to, Bill.

Why not?

Look, it's all gone.

Paint me pink!

Who could've taken it?

Has everything gone?

I hope I'm not too late.

Too late for what?

To get some of the great junk

that Ned told everyone about.

So that's where it's gone.

There's only this old lamp stand left.

That's just what I need, thanks!

Don't forget your basket.

You can keep it. Thanks.

Isn't it good that all the junk was useful to people?

Like they say Corky, one person's trash

is another person's treasure.

Like this basket, Bill.

I'm sure it will come in handy for something.

Here comes Mrs. Whistlehead.

- [Bill] She will be pleased that all her junk is gone.

- [Corky] She doesn't look very pleased.

What's the matter, Mrs. Whistlehead?

I can't find my favorite vase to put my flowers in.

You can't find your favorite vase?

No, I've looked everywhere!

What did it look like Mrs. Whistlehead?

It was bright green with yellow flowers on it.

Bright green?

With flowers on?

Oh, I know where my vase is!

- [Both] You do?

Of course!

I left it in the loft.

- [Both] In the loft?

Yes, and now you've cleared all that junk

I'll be able to find it.

- [Both] You will?

We're in trouble, Bill.

Mrs. Whistlehead will find out that the vase is missing!

And she'll see that big hole in the roof.

What are we going to do?

First, we need to find Ned

and get the vase back quick.

[Mrs. Whistlehead] Bill, Corky,

what have you done to my roof?

I think we'd better get going, Bill.

Don't forget the basket, Corky.

Why?

Like you said, it might come in handy.

There's Ned up ahead, Bill.

- [Bill] Ned, Ned!

Bill and Corky want to race!

I love races!

Ned, stop!

You can't catch me!

Ned's going faster, Bill.

He thinks we want to race him.

We need more power, Corky.

Ned, slow down!

I'm not slowing down, I'm going to win the race!

But we need to talk to you!

You can't trick me!

(bleats)

Bill, look out for the wooly!

What wooly, where?

That wooly, there!

(crashing)

(bleats)

Are you all right Bill and Corky?

We are, but our car isn't.

At least your basket's okay.

Is the vase okay?

What vase?

Mrs. Whistlehead's vase.

Oh, I haven't got that anymore.

You haven't got it?

Where is it?

I traded it with farmer Sam for a shiny bucket, see?

Why did you trade it for a bucket, Ned?

I can put my flowers in it

and I can use it to make great sandcastles!

What are we going to do now Bill?

We need to go and find farmer Sam and get that vase back.

Good luck Bill and Corky!

I'm off to the beach with my bucket.

How are we going to get to farmer Sam's, Bill?

We need a super fast dragster.

- [Corky] That's a top idea, Bill!

It'll get us to farmer Sam's in no time flat.

Have you got the basket Corky?

Got it Bill!

Full steam ahead to farmer Sam's.

Look Bill, there he is now.

- [Bill] Farmer Sam, wait up!

Hello Bill, hello Corky what's the hurry?

We were looking for you, farmer Sam.

You just caught me.

I'm on my way to market.

What are you going to market for, farmer Sam?

I'm going to trade this vase I got from Ned.

Why are you going to trade it?

I got it for Mrs. Sam but she already has a vase.

What are you going to trade it for?

Mrs. Sam said she's like something to take on a picnic.

You mean like a picnic basket?

That's right.

We've got one right here.

I don't suppose you'd trade this vase

for your basket would you?

Trade our basket for your vase?

And you can have this window, too.

- [Both] It's a deal!

Thanks Bill and Corky, you've saved me a trip to market.

- [Both] And you've saved our lives!

What are we going to do with this window, Bill?

You never know, Corky.

It might just come in handy.

- [Corky] Mrs. Whistlehead still looks angry, Bill.

Don't worry Corky, she'll be happy

when we tell her our good news.

Bill, Corky, where have you been?

We've been looking for your vase, Mrs. Whistlehead.

And we've found it.

That's wonderful!

We thought you'd be pleased, Mrs. Whistlehead.

But what about the hole in my roof?

Uh.

Well, you see...

Oh, now I see.

- [Both] You do?

You've got me a lovely window for it.

- [Both] We have?

We have!

Now my loft can have a lovely skylight.

You think of everything, Bill and Corky.

- [Both] Thanks Mrs. Whistlehead!

- [Bill] We'll soon have this roof fixed, Corky.

- [Corky] And the new skylight in too.

- [Bill] It'll be like having a new room in the house.

What do you think Mrs. Whistlehead?

It's lovely!

Thank you both so much.

- [Both] Our pleasure, Mrs. Whistlehead.

Now it's my turn to give you a treat.

Come along.

Well done, Bill and Corky.

You've earned a nice big pie and a jug of lemonade.

- [Both] Thanks Mrs. Whistlehead.

You enjoy it now.

We will Mrs. Whistlehead.

Thank you!

It's a good job we didn't take all that junk

to the dump, Bill.

You're right there, Corky.

Not only is Mrs. Whistlehead happy,

but everyone else is happy too!

You're not just right Corky, you're double right.

(chomping)

(pleasant music)

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪

♪ And his best friend Corky ♪

♪ See you again ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

♪ Bottle Top Bill ♪
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